I'll have to beg for her forgiveness.

The only malternative is to move back to my parent's house.

@mam:= like madam, only easier, and easier than ma'am

Example: yes mam!

@mamatone:= The tone one's mama makes when she's complaining.

Also mamotony, mamatonous.

Example: She lectured me in a dull mamatone.

@mambling:= A cross between murmuring and rambling; speech that is both low in volume and unintelligible.

Example: My wife got mad at me when I couldn't understand her mambling.

@mamefonger:= A sibling or other relative (usually younger) of a famous person who becomes

famous partially via exposure through the already famous relative.

Example: That Aaron Carter kid is a mamefonger off his older brother, who is a Backstreet Boy.

@mammoslam:= Masochistic diagnostic test for breast wellness. (Any female who's had one needs no explanation)

Example: Rats! It's been a year and I'm due for my annual mammoslam. Damn, they hurt.

@Mammouth:= Big, huge, impressive

Example: Vladimir Guerrero hit a mammouth home run in the first inning.

@man-chair:= The always convenient, deftly placed chair for men to sit on and wait for their female

counterparts to shop in a retail store.

Often plush and unapologetically cushioned to keep men in one spot,

complete with all other purchases of the day.

Example: Honey, I'll meet you at the man-chair while you put on that blouse. Take your time.

@man-in-the-window:= Booger.

Example: Find a tissue, you have a man-in-the-window.

@man-pit:= Used when your bedroom stinks.

Example: Ugh, it smells like man-pit in here.

@Man-Swag:= Corporate branded merchandise usually t-shirts, Golf-shirts or the coveted Fleece-Pullover given away for free at trade shows or to internal employees of large organizations who can still afford this type of marketing tactic. These items are almost always in sizes made not only for men, but larger men. Said items are imposed upon women who are forced to either a)give the sawg to a man she knows or b) add the tent-sized shirt to an enormous collection of jammies made up entirely of man-swag.

Example:

@man fashion:= Person, thing, or act worthy of a man.

Example: See the tires on that truck? Man fashion, Ernie!

@Managementitis:= An infectious condition that over time weakens a business and can result in its death.

Symptoms are high losses, disbelief in the system, and a feeling that the numbers are erroneous.

The loss of reason, no control of policy or procedures, a total lack of all checks and balances.

A completely impaired management staff whose every move is in direct correlation to the desires

of the lowest employee.

Example: Here's how managementitis works--and how companies end up self-destructing: Jimmie does not want to clean the restroom.

Jimmie's boss doesn't tell him he has to do it because it's part of his job.

Jimm'e's boss's managers is afraid he'll get a grievance filed if he says anything.... And so it goes.

@manalive:= An exclamation.

Example: Manalive! Who ate all the Doritos?

@manbra:= Fictional undergarment that should be required for men with large breasts.

Example: That old guy's so fat his breasts sag. He needs a manbra.

@mancott:= Like a boycott, but stronger.

Example: The airport was ticking us off, so we staged a mancott.

@mandals:= Bulky, strappy, sandals worn by men. European men wear them with socks.

Example: Phil could walk no further, as his new mandals had given him a blister.