2. Alice: Look! I've got tapeworms!

Bob: Barfulous.

@bargainista:= A really great bargain.

Example: The turquoise and black holstein print jacket from the 12 Dollar Store was a bargainista.

@bargle nawdle zouss:= Singing, which is especially hard to do with marbles in one's mouth. From Weird Al's Smells Like Nirvana.

Example: It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth.

@bargle:= (v) To nearly vomit, but not quite; halfway between burping and barfing.

(n) The substance one nearly vomits.

Example: That little hole-in-the-wall seemed like a good place for lunch, but now I'm bargling. Their bargle doesn't even remind me of lunch. It's the nastiest bargle I've ever bargled.

@bark second:= when a vehicle barks its tires when shifting from first to second gear.

Example:

@Barkie Bag:= Doggie bag that you bring home from a restaurant for your pooch or some other animal.

Example: I brought a barkie bag home for Roscoe.

@Barkscaping:= Using barkdust everywhere in a yard to avoid maintenance or visual interest.

Example: The barkscaping around the building drains it of all character.

@barley pop:= A beer.

Example: Hey, son, throw me another barley pop.

@Barnesology:= Living the good life; the art or science of getting by on as little work or effort as possible.

Example: Getting the free upgrade to the big chair on the flight was the ultimate in Barnesology.

@barney fifedom:= In a large organization, a small department run in an authoritarian fashion by an incompetent manager.

Example: It's a pain to get internet access, because that's Kevin's barney fifedom, and you know what a stickler for rules he is.

@Barney it down:= To simplify an explanation, as if to be understandable to Barney's audience. Generally involves removing any technical details.

Example: (1). I explained the difference between switches and hubs to the V.P. of Finance, but I had to Barney it down quite a bit.

(2) Harry Koenig Barnied down his report, starting out with A diode is a very simple and interesting device.

@Barney:= A police officer or police cruiser, from Barney Fife of _The Andy Griffith Show_.

Example: Slow down, I see a Barney up ahead.

@barney:= A totally plain ordinary or otherwise unremarkable male.

Example: I don't know where she meets these barneys!

@barney:= Fight. British English colloquialism.

Example: Let's get out of here - I don't want to get dragged into a barney with them.

@Barney:= To be in trouble

Example: If we get caught, we're in serious Barney.

@barophylos:= A person whose greatest pleasure is to spend time in local pubs and bars.

Example: Robert is a real barophylos.

@baroquish:= Gaudy, distastefully ornate.

Example: She has a baroquish sense of style.

@Barouga:= Used when one is bored, either in general or of the topic being discussed. A prompt to move on to something more exciting.

Example: Bert: And then I went into my room.

Ernie: Barouga.

Person one: oh, okay, next topic.

@barred:= to be rejected in a conversation, to make a fool of yourself in aconversation.

Example: jane barred herself

you just got barred

@barrelassin:= driving or moving really fast in a vehicle

Example: Jillian was in such a hurry, that she was barrelassin down Bayshore Boulevard.

@barried:= Drunk.

Example: We were barried

@Barry:= Rhyming slang for a bad day. Taken from 'famous' Aussie singer Barry Crocker. Barry Crocker - shocker

Example: How's your day been?