In three part harmony--most impressive.

@mer:= an interjection when someone's talking to you and you don't want to listen

Example: them...so anyway, i was at the mall and... you(interrupting)...mer... them(shocked)...what? you...mer... them...yeah, so, um... you...mer!

@Mer:= Can be used as a payout to describe simple idiocy but in the process make the user look

more of a fool, can also be used in the place of everyday words such as what and why.

Example: That guy is so mer it is not funny OR I'm sorry, mer?

@merch:= Material goods, merchandise.

Example: She only got into show business for the free merch.

@mercurygirl:= A zany,fun loving Canadian girl, obsessed with old Mercury pickups.

Example: Ya! She loves old trucks..she is a regular mercurygirl!

@mergemeister:= A driver who is unusually adept at merging safely regardless of traffic speed or congestion.

Example: The mergemeister crossed four lanes of traffic during rush hour and exited the highway without being honked at once.

@mergeredness:= A somewhat depressed condition caused by the merger of the company where you were employed with one or more other companies.

Example: Schlackel occasionally experiences bouts of mergeredness since his job was declared to be redundant.

@merise:= The disk-shaped connecting part that joins the stem to the foot on a traditional goblet. (See also avolio.)

Example: The finest examples of 16th century Venetian goblets have three evenly-sized merises

between the bowl and the stem.

@merlin:= A gifted but lazy student who somehow manages to pass exams

without doing any work at all, as if by magic.

Example: A. Did Kurt pass his exam?

R. Yeah, he truly is merlin.

@MESH:= the linguistics of self

Example: Speak mesh only when spoken to.

@mesopotato:= A very old potato. Old enough to have come from Mesopotamia. Sprouting and everything. Yech.

Example: How disgusting, my ex-roommate left a bag of mesopotatos in the cupboard. She's going to hell.

@messagement:= The art and practice of communicating, particularly with email messages..

Example: Messagement in the heat of the moment is usually regretted.

@Meta-:= Meta- /Mehtah/ (Prefix) 1. Meta is a prefix that can be joined to any word to indicate that word is a multifunctional varient of the word.

Example: Meta- is a meta-prefix, in this case it indicated that it can be used in many diffrent prefixes.

@meta-irony:= describing when the irony involved is itself, ironic.

Example: The song Ironic by Alanis Morissette does not actually describe anything ironic. The chorus could be described as meta-ironic.

@meta:= Prefix. Dealing with topic rather than information--e.g., an online diary about other online diaries.

Example: Why can't we see fewer meta sites and more original content?

@metaabsurd:= The state of being that is beyond absurd, or the study of the principles that explain the nature of absurdity itself.

Example: Being naked in public because you stepped outside of your hotel room and the door closed behind

you is absurd. If your mother and her book club then walked down the hall, this would be metaabsurd.

@metacool:= Beyond cool.

Example: Jill is so hip and trendy she's metacool.

@metal-monger:= Also muscle-car.

Any of the large, fast, two-door, American sedans built between 1966 and 1974.

Example: The '68 Dodge Charger is the classic American metal-monger.

@metal:= Signifying approval or happiness

Example: That chick Molly is metal.

@metaler:= Person who listens to heavy metal all the time, relentlessly. Appearance: long, mousse-groomed hair; tight, stoned-washed jeans;

fanny pack (containing a Zippo, pack of cigarettes, and a demo tape of their own lame band); poorly-executed, ridiculous-looking

tattoos of skulls and bones; tank top; and a menacing stance.

Example: Went to Saratoga Winners last night to see Marauder and Type O. Place was packed with metalers. Humorous, to say the least.

@metalgearsolidy:= Something that really is great.

Example: The St.Louis Rams are metalgearsolidy.

@metallicat:= a fan of Metallica, also the band members themselves.

Example:

@Metallifreak:= Avid or devoted fan of the band Metallica.

Example: DeWayne has all the rare Metallica albums. Has ticket stubs framed to his wall. And he even has a lock of Jaymz Hetfield's hair. He is a genuine a Metallifreak.

@metalybollobs:= Those millions of little silver droplets that spray everywhere when you drop an old glass

thermometer or otherwise spill mercury

Example: Daddy, I dropped the thermometer and it broke into metalybollobs.

@metaspam:= Spam that tries to sell you email lists and spam services. Targeted at webmasters.

Example: I got more metaspam than real email yesterday.

@MetaTate:= Staring at the monitor in contemplation while you prepare a post or comment to MetaFilter.

Example: I had to MetaTate for an hour before I organized my comment to that link.

@meteor strip:= The patch of land in between lanes on the highway.

Example: He drove his car on the meteor strip.

@meteorette:= A lit cigarette butt thrown out the window of the car ahead of you at night.

Example: Meteorette

@meterologist:= A person who can't help watching the meter tick over in the taxi in which he is travelling.

Example: The more John travelled in a taxi the more his eyes were glued to the meter. He had become a real meterologist

@methinks:= I think.

Example: It's raining outside. Methinks I'm going to get my coat.

@Methodist religious:= A Golden Mean sort of religious--probably more fundamental or evangelical than Unitarians, but less than the Pentecostal religions.

Example: Me: Her son seems to be pretty religious, probably more so than Susan. Her: Our kids are religious, too. They're Methodist religious. You know what I mean, don't you? Me: Yes, I went to MYF every Sunday night. But that was largely because there were a lot of cute girls there from the neighboring church. We also had a regular Sunday night poker game afterwards.

@methostiff:= 1. One who has been a Methodist from birth.

2. One who believes that the Christian religion started with John Wesley.

3. One who is unwilling to consider the claims of any other religious denomination.

Example: My grandma remained a methostiff till the day she died.

@methylethylbadstuff:= Used by Orlando Fire Dept. Communications Specialists to describe any type of unknown hazardous material whether solid, liquid, gas or biological in nature.

Example: Example: I don't know what kind of methylethylbadstuff that tanker was carrying but it's on fire now...whatever it is!

@metric butt-load:= A high, unimaginable, or exaggerated number.

Example: I just ate a metric butt-load of gummi bears. I think I'm gonna puke.

@metrognome:= A metrognome is an elf-like or troll-like person of Swiss descent who collects tickets in the Paris Metro. The metrognome is a small, ugly Swiss immigrant in Paris, France, currently employed as a toilet attendant.

Being unable to afford a taxi when he first arrived, he started riding Le Metropolitain wherever he went.

Eventually he came to love his frequent rides so much he got a part-time job filling in as a ticket taker on weekends.

(Individual Mйtro ticket is 8FF; packet of 10 tickets (a Carnet) is slightly more reasonable. Cost of RER tickets depends on distance traveled. Within central Paris cost is the same as Mйtro tickets, and the same ticket is also valid on both systems.)

Example: Watch out when you step away from the pissoir at Le Crazy Horse Saloon.

Their metrognome just about pounces on you--little twerp must be desperate for tips to support his habit.

@mew:= Basically another verb meaning to vomit, spew, chuck. Can also be used as a noun.

Example: 1. Last night after a few too many brews I didn't feel too well and mewed.