2. Didja' see the pizza guy? That mongloid could barely fit through the door. (Less of the meathead sense here. The pizza guy's a lot less likely to be acting like a jerk.)

@Mongo:= Name for a person who is mentally deficient.

Example: Nice driving there, Mongo!

@monk-style:= To temporarly obstain from any sex, alcohol, or drugs.

Example: Cindy isn't going clubbing anymore. She's going monk-style tonight.

@Monkey-Flip:= A white trash variation of a martial arts maneuver whereby the attacker tosses the defender over his head.

Example: Don't mess with me or I'll monkey-flip ya.

@Monkey-Hanger:= Derogatory term for Hartlepool residents, by other North-Easteners (England).

From the fact that the town hanged a monkey during the Napoleonic wars,

mistaking it for a French spy.

Example: Have you met our new teacher?

Yeah, she's a monkey-hanger.

@monkey around:= Goofing off, especially when you don't have time to goof off.

Example: Dad to Tom, Better do your homework and quit sending words to the pseudodictionary, son.

You don't have time to be monkeying around this evening.

@monkey:= Frenetic, often violent, usually reacting to something not understood.

Example: I wanted to tell him it was over, but I thought he'd go monkey on me. OR

I was teasing Phil's cat; which was funny until it went monkey on my face.

@monkeyish:= Acting stupid. If someone is monkeyish, he is acting stupid--but he's not.

Example: My friend Chris acted monkeyish at the party last week.

@monktified:= Describes a person or situation that is primal in nature or that is foolish.

Example: The monktified customer service representative could not provide any sensible help to the customer.

@Monolunaticidy:= When something is horribly repetitive or boring but also horribly insane.

Example: Practice today had so much monolunaticidy--our director kept doing cartwheels to get our attention.

@monomatopoeia:= Sound effects not recorded in stereo.

Example: Older films suffer from monomatopoeia.

@Monoquistic:= Speak in a monotone, one language voice with absolutely no inflection.

Example: Your monoquistic skills are truly boring.

@monorash:= Short for mono-rationalise. To jump to a conclusion, following the mistaken logic that just because you *can* think of *a* reason for something, that's THE reason.

Example: The Newsnight programme went on another monorashing spree yesterday, I see.

@monosexual:= A man whose wife on becoming pregnant during their first union is refused sex forever.

Example: We'll not be having more children as I'm monosexual.

@monosyblacioustutatious:= Cool.

Example: She thinks she is so monosyblacioustutatious.

@monotheopoly:= Exclusive rule over humanity without need to compete with other gods--monotheistic monopoly.

Example: God should be broken up into several less powerful deities. I'm tired of living in this monotheopoly.

@montipyhone:= Mon-tee-pie-hoe-n. Funny by nature of being spelled wrong.

Example: Maybe we should be writing montipyhone sketches and not games.

@monumenial:= Monumenial -- adjective; describes the state of having accumulated so many undone or incomplete inconsequential and/or trivial tasks that the doer is overwhelmed. These are tasks that individually would be no porblem, but collectively result in doer paralysis.

Example: I put off cleaning up the kitchen until eventually the job got monumenial and I had to hire help.

@moo juice:= Milk.

Example: Pick up some milk, the moo juice has gone chunky.

@moobs:= Man-boobs. Seen on obese men. Don't they know only buff guys should run around without shirts?

Example: The beach was wall- to-wall moobs today. What a nightmare.

@mooch:= Moocher, someone who wanderers around shopping centres aimlessly.

Example: Let's mooch today.

@mooch:= Moocher. Someone who always takes and never gives back.

Example: He's the classic mooch. Never buys his own beer or cigarettes.

@moofed:= The annoying act of being disconnected from chatroom or any other online public forum.

Example: She's been moofed again from the chatroom

@Moofie:= A small furry colour-changing four-legged spider that disconnects you from the internet at inappropriate times.

Example: What? Disconnected? Now? Damn you moofies! Damn you all to hell!

@Mooghan:= Said when used to describe a girl with blonde hair and blue eyes from Montclair, New Jersey.

Example: ::Looking at a girl with blonde hair and blue eyes from Montclair, New Jersey::

Oh my! Look at that Mooghan girl.

@Mook:= How the marketing organization of a major TV based entertainment company discribes the average teenage boy. Dates back to the 1930's meaning stooge.

Example: The average 15 to 18 year old teen boy is a mook.

@mook:= Idiot, moron, etc.--that is, a very stupid person.

Example: There he is, folks. The world's undisputed champion mook--Chris.

@mookalook:= An idiot.

Example: That kid is a real mookalook.

@mool:= To pine for someone romantically; make the moonface every time one sees them;

act a fool around a potential suitor.

Example: I'm so embarrassed. I met a guy last night and everything was going great--until I got drunk and started mooling all over him.

@Mooly:= What Mopnopoly becomes when one places the pot (won by landing on Free Parking)

over the nop in Monopoly.

Example: You have to pay a poor tax. Put the money over nop and wee'll be playing Mooly.

@moomf:= noun; an expression of emotion depending on the tone of the speaker

Example: Q: How are you, Joe?

A: moomf :(

@moomin:= A person who will scrounge anything from his or her friends. Substandard in many aspects of life.

Example: Jon was a moomin--he never came out with any money OR cigarettes.

@moomuffles:= Little anecdotes from life.

Example: Most people have collected a plethora of moomuffles during their lives.

@moon pig:= A pale and chunky person.

Some people are moon pigs because it's the first weekend of the summer and they haven't

dieted or been exposed to the sun since last summer.

Some people are always moon pigs.

Example: Give me my sunglasses, I'm getting glare off the gut of that moon pig on that beach towel over there.

@moon the dog:= To let your hair down, to get a little wild, to break out of a boring monotonous life.

Example: It's 3 p.m. on a Friday afternoon. I turn to my friend Holly and say: