I don't know what I'd have done if I'd seen that psycho again.

@baud:= Superior, excellent, outstanding.

Example: Getting free beers at the bar is always baud.

@bawa:= Bottled water.

'Wa' came originally from some half-remembered scene in a movie about Helen Keller,

where she stuck her hand under a running faucet and uttered her first word: WwwaaAAaaaaAAAAhh!

'Bawa' was coined to differentiate between bottled water and plain ole water--which is, of course, 'tapwa'.

Example: Thirsty? We've got ice tea, tang, or bawa.

@bayag:= Brave, bravery, guts.

Example: A hundred-thirty pounds soaking wet, if he's that. And he stood up to that 5th degree black belt mongloid! Man's got bayag.

@Bayside moment:= When a situation happens that makes you feel like you stepped into the lame but great Saturday _Saved by the Bell_.

Example: When Laura and Jodie were acting serious about fighting over the same guy, they were having a Bayside moment.

@bazeebas:= Breakaway pants.

Example: I best drop my bazeebas!

@bazeel:= Lack of credibility; unable to be helped; beyond repair; hopeless; messed up.

Example: This customer I have wants to buy a car but his credit is bazeeled.

@Bazillion:= An exaggeration of a number so large that it could never really be counted to.

Example: I would have made it here sooner honey, but there were a bazillion cars on the road and they were all goin really slow.

@BBC poison mill:= The BBC's out-dated insistence that all new comedy writers go through the route of writing for any number of their lame topical comedy shows--thus poisoning them, and ensuring that when they finally get their own show, it will be filled with lame topical gags in place of genuine comic invention.

Example: I'll bet you anything Lee & Herring went through the BBC poison mill.

@bbommp:= This is the sound a forehead makes as it strikes the wall.

Example: Whats so funny? You just hit the wall with your forehead; bbommp!

@BBQ:= Used for any lame excuse.

Example: What's your BBQ this time?

@bbuioys:= When a salesperson walks with you everywhere in the store so she can sell something small like batteries.

Example: That guy was bbuioys me and I only got batteries.

@be'ins:= Pronounced beans. To ask someone that's just about to sit down, but hasn't quite, to do something for you.

Example: Sue be'insed Rob when she said Seeing as you're up, will you take my plate to the kitchen?

just before he sat down.

@be U timus:= absolulety beautiful

great job!

Example: Holy cow! That girl is be U timus!

@beacon:= A person who stands out from the crowd for some reason, normally humorous.

May be used for physical appearance, or as a result of a comic or foolish act.

Example: When are white guys going to learn? A shaved head on them is nothing but a beacon--unless they're Yul Brynner.

@Beaking:= What a chicken does when it makes that clucking sound. Alt spelling : Beeking

Example: Can you please explain why that chicken is beaking? Because it wants to get to the other side?

@beaky:= Good. Early-90s UK slang, confined to about two people.

Example: The gig last night was beaky

@beamage:= The path that the laser of anything takes.

Example: Move that piece of paper from infront of the TV, it's in my beamage.

@beamancoke:= Jim Beam and coke.

Example: Can you get me a beamancoke from the bar.

@beans:= whatever

Example: What movie should we go see tonight? Beans

@Bear:= A roommate who goes out of your room only to go to class or use the bathroom. A very anti-social person.

Example: James' roommate Steve is a bear. He just stays in the room all the time, never participating in anything.

@beardbecue:= The facial adornment often seen after a hurried or enthusiastic eating of barbecued foods, characterized by barbecue sauce around the mouth and cheek areas.

Example: Grant gave a wide smile, exhibiting his post-ribs beardbecue with boyish pride.

@beast:= An exclamation to show your appreciation of something.

Example: Aw, beast!

@beastfriend:= A beastfriend is a really heinous looking girl who hangs out with a really goodlooking girl.

Usually, no article is used. Look at Beastfriend, not Look at the Beastfriend.

Example: I was going over to talk to Pamela, but beastfriend was there and ruined it.

@Beasts of burdens:= Those thing that interfere with your daily lives that cause you stress and anxiety.

Your fears and doubts and the things you regret and don't know how to let go of!

The things which take control of or have a direct impact on your lives.

Example: The beast of burdens have me swimming in circles.