2. As people in general.

Example: You peep, totally rock... OR Anyhow, the peeps were completely overreacting to the situation.

@peepage:= An unreservedly cool person, one who is not snobby or self-absorbed. Most likely a teenager.

Example: Chloe is a peepage. She's cool.

@peeps:= To share, as in little birds peeping to their parents to be fed.

Example: Do you want your own bowl or do you just want peeps?

@peeve, peeved:= An annoyance, to be annoyed.

Example: Stop peeving me, I'm trying to study.

@peeweephobia:= An intense fear of Pee Wee Herman.

Example: Peeweephobia kept me away from the television for years.

@peezle:= Like a computer newbie,

but can pertain to anyone who doesn't know how to do something most others know.

Example: She's a peezle she doesn't even know how to copy and paste.

OR I should have seen it, it's sooo obvious. Sheesh, what a peezle I am.

(Usually accompanied by slapping yourself in the forehead.)

@pekpek:= Exotic perfume.

Example: You're pekpek smells good.

@pemsy:= It's short for PMS-y.

The ladies out there know what I'm talking about; you feel crappy and you wanna crawl in a shell and die.

Example: Excuse my rude behavior; I'm feeling a little pemsy.

@pencil beaver:= A person who gnaws on a pencil for reasons such as boredom, anxiety, or intense thinking.

Example: Look at that pencil beaver. The pencil is gonna be gone in a couple minutes.

@penguoid:= Penguin-like. Penguine-like if a beguine is being danced.

Example: That guy in the tux is totally penguoid.

@penistelum:= The odd blade of grass left standing after mowing the lawn. {Clever enouogh to make it into the pd. Not to be attempted by amateurs.}

Example: The immaculate green lawn was spoiled by a solitary penistelum.

@pennsyltucky:= Any region of Pennsylvania that is not exceedingly close to one of the five key locations (Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Harrisburg, Allentown, and Scranton).

Example: Ed: Where's the campground you're staying at? Ted: Right in the middle of Pennsyltucky

@pentameter:= Similar to a centameter, but with five sides.

Example: The mayor's office decided that pentameters would be the standard unit of measure for all four-dimentional objects because

those hundred-sided centameters won't work.

@pentropy:= Tendency of nearly all ballpoint pens to vanish from your desk after 20 minutes when you are watching elsewhere. I was going to send you the damn check but...this damn pentropy...

Example: There's too much pentropy today at this office.

I was going to send you the damn check but...This damn pentropy....

@pepperdinetemperment:= Exclamation. Reflects an attitude of a meaningless sort of ennui, or a declaration to rid oneself of this ennui.

Example: A: This movie just got really good. B: I think it's cause we're stoned. A. Yeah, I think you're right. (pause) Together: Pepperdinetemperment! (Laughter)

@pepperocrastination:= The act of eating everything around the last piece of pepperoni on the

last piece of a pizza, then slowly savoring eating the remaining piece.

Example: This pizza requires, nay warrants, proper pepperocrastination.

@peppier:= That annoying waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole

purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

Example: There goes the peppier again. I wonder how much he gets paid for doing that.

@peppler:= Bits of food caught in your teeth.

Example: Do I have any pepplers? Said while showing your front teeth to the person addressed.

@Pepsi:= Fake Coca Cola

Example: A: I'll have a coke, please.

B: Sorry, we only have Pepsi.

@perchaps:= A variation of perhaps, a synonym for maybe.

Example: Perchaps Tina will rule the world.

@Percinticulous:= Being a real arrogant bastard about something petty, and doing it with a smile on your face, a swing in your step.

Example: I hate to be a percinticulous bastard, but you keep leaving the remote on the coffee table and not on the TV. Stop it, okay? Thanks.

@percuburp:= Percuburp is the sputtering sound the coffee pot makes when