Inappropriateness varies proportionately to the lateness of the band.

Example: They Might Be Giants were late on stage in Houston,

and the endless samba music was driving the crowd up the wall.

Why not play some TMBG records, instead of this awful phlalamascalang?

@phlarge:= A generous act or person.

Example: Helping her with her homework was very phlarge of you!

@phlargenbargen:= Substitute for swear words.

Example: When you stub your toe:

Oh, phlargenbargen! My toe!

(really you can put this word anywhere you can put a swear word.)

@phleeb:= one lacking in moral character.

Example: I am nothing but a phleeb, and I don't care who knows it!

@phleebe:= To weasel your way to evade hard work. To use devious and cunning behaviour to acheive a goal.

Example: Scott used his cheat sheets to phleebe his way through an exam.

@Phlophinay:= A phlophinay has been commited when someone almost says or does a very stupid or ridiculous thing but catches herself before actually doing it--thus saving herself a bit of embarassment--only to immediately tell everyone about the stupid thing

she almost said or did.

Example: Cleo broke up with Tony because he almost called her by his ex-girlfriend's name and was foolish enough to then tell her about his near Freudian-slip. What a phlophinay on his part.

@phobiphobia:= The fear of having a fear. Phobophobia is fear of fear.

Example: Johnny has phobiphobia.

@Phoned:= describes someone who is slightly drunk and slightly stoned at the same time.

Example: I'm phoned.

@phonesia:= When you call someone and suddenly forget who exactly you were calling.

Example: Who's this? I'm sorry, I've just had a bit of phonesia.

@phonetically rejected:= Having someone see your name on the caller i.d. when the phone rings and choose to ignore your call.

Example: I tried to call my ex-girlfriend last night, but she has caller i.d., so I was phonetically rejected.

@Phong:= A strange mixture between jello and mayonaisse.

Example: Mike's mom made us phong sandwiches today.

@Phonytail:= The bit of hair grown longer by a balding man, so he can comb it over his bald patch.

Example: Grandpa, that sure is a long phonytail that you're growing there.

@phooey boo:= To show disappointment.

Example: Phooey boo on you, duck. You stole my piece of bread.

@Phoolsy:= When two fools run into each other and they fall down.

Example: Those two fools just phoolsied and it must have hurt a lot.

@phoom:= 1. Used to verbally express a rapid movement.

2. Used as a virtually meaningless intensive.3. Used in place of an expletive

Example: 1. Did you see that guy run by? He was, like...phoom!

2. Let's take it to the next level. Phoom!

3. Phoom you, Mom. I'm not cleaning my phooming room.

@phoon:= One who stands on one foot in a running-like pose for photos.

(v) To assume the phoon pose.

Example: She and her bridesmaids phooned for a great photo.

@photios:= Photios was the Greek god of leaving the lens-cap on.

Example: Why are all my holiday photios black?

@photographical:= Reference to photography.

Example: She is a great photographical artist.

@photoshopically:= In a manner requiring an image manipulation program, usually Adobe Photoshop.

Example: Doesn't matter about the red eye, we'll remove it photoshopically later.

@photoshoplifting:= swiping images from the web and appropriating them in your own work

Example: I photoshoplifted a fine piece of pixel-a woman in a blue-black hat.

@photoshopped:= an image that has been touched up or modified using an image editing program, esp. Adobe Photoshop

Example: Her 8x10 glossy looked much better after we photoshopped it.

@Photoshopping:= Taking an innocent picture and combining it with others to make people laugh

and perhaps think you are cool--as much as a tech can be anyway.

Example: Cheap shot. Photoshopping your dad's head onto a jackass is always going to make your mother laugh.

@Photoslop:= Lame or awful Photoshop work.

Example: He used Photoslop to make the logo.

@Phozzle:= The ball of fluff that builds up on phonograph needles.

Example: My records sounded muffled because of the phozzle that gathered under the stylus.

@PHPHead:= One who lives for the web scripting language PHP.

Example: Bob runs 18 websites about PHP. What a PHPHead!

@phreak:= One who is enthusiastic about telephones.

Someone who wants to learn about a telephone network.

Example: The telecom magazine featured a story written by a phreak.

@phresh:= Tight, new, neato.

Example: That new CD was mad phresh.

@pht:= 1. Used to express disgust or contempt for a comment--in a playful way.