In a 1998 keynote address or their paper by the ton.

See http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/17465.html for more.]

@pseudovicar:= Like a regular vicar, but one perfectly entitled to tell damaging lies.

Example: The old woman chased us off her property half way through the funeral. It wasn't till Tuesday we found out that it had been conducted by a pseudovicar. That explains everything.

@pseudoworld:= a false reality in society

Example: In a pseudoworld Sally sees the window as not broken, but everybody else sees that it is.

@psketti:= Children's phonetic spelling of spaghetti.

Example: More psketti, mum?

@psqueer Right:= An expression of indifference--nonsense to confuse the enemy.

Example: It's the end of the world ! Repent now you mortal sinner ! Before....

Psqueer right!

@psshhh:= Used as a response to a statement that is either derogatory or doesn't have to be said. Similar to 'Whatever'

Example: Statement: Hey, you girlfriend thinks that your not buying her enough presents. response: psshhh

@pssst:= This word has come up with the advent of Instant Messaging.

Pssst is the sound people make when they disagree with something someone said,

and want to express their disapproval with one easily said syllable.

This is the text version of that sound and has become a very useful word among my friends.

Example: Guy1: You know, the Detroit Lions aren' that bad.

Me: Pssst.

@psuedocommunism:= A form of fascism in which the private owners who normally benefit are replaced by a small group of elites, this is done under the guise of being called communism.

Example: The former Soviet Union and china are examples of psuedocommunism.

@psychic e-mail:= When you think I must call X and then X calls you at that moment.

You've obviously sent her a psychic e-mail.

Example: God, it was so weird. I was sending psychic e-mail all day.

@Psychlic:= Someone who sees visions of the future, over and over and over again.

Example: He was already tired of his life, having seen it many times before using his psychlic ability.

@psychobabble:= Any and all conditions, methods, treatments delivered by psychiatrists, psychologists, and other pseudo-sciences.

Example: 1. His continuous evaluation of me was nothing but psychobabble.

2. Adhd or add is nothing but a bunch of psychobabble.

@psychofungalfreak:= A psychologically damaged, fungus-infested, odd-ball freakish individual.

Example: I got the he-be-je-be's when that psychofungalfreak started following me around at the party.

@psychoholic:= (Adj) Psychic and psycho mixed. When two people are so closely linked that they finish each other's sentences or frequently say the same thing at the same time. Particularly applicable if what is said is bizarre.

Example: Hey, that's what I was going to say. We are psychoholic.

@psychologize:= To excuse what you did wrong by citing reasons for your bad behavior--usually something from your childhood.

Example: I can't believe she got off so easy. She psychologized that she shoplifted because her mother used to steal from her purse.

@psychopawthic:= The natural mental state of cats, especially obvious when they're racing around the house at top speed.

Example: Gave the cat some catnip, and now she's gone psychopawthic.

@psychosclerosis:= Hardening of the attitudes.

Example: My son, who never listens to reason and has no common sense, suffers from the pseudocondition of psychosclerosis.

@psycredit:= Credit of psychic ability sought by someone following an event, usually resulting from a trivial or minor ailment.

Example: Hey! I had a major headache all last week, and this week a piano fell on my sister! Do I get psycredit?

@Psyence:= The art and appreciation of buying, mixing, and making good hard acid trance and psytrance music.

Example: DJKitten was an expert in the field of psyence

@pterabyte:= A unit of data storage specifically optimized for describing quantities of data stored on media that can no longer be read, such as magnetic drums or mercury delay lines. It is equal to one byte.

Example: The only extant copy of the original PDP-8 assembler takes up 3,500 pterabytes of paper tape.

@ptingga:= A word describing any number of miscellenania, basically a thing or object.

Specific, yet oblique.

Example: I didn't eat the whole buffet,,but I had a few ptinggas.

@publi:= The plural of publix.

Example: New publi are opening all over the place.

@pubwan:= A public WAN (wide area network).

Example: I uploaded a photocopy of my fingerprint to pubwan.

@puck bunny:= Girls that hang around jocks (see Jarheads).

Example: What is up with Jessie? Does she always hang out with those jarheads? When did she become such a puck bunny?

@puck bunny:= Someone who plays hockey only cause they have a crush on a hockey player.

Usually a prep, but not always.

Example: All of those people who hang at the Pens Players forum are huge puck bunnies.

@pucker factor:= The degree to which one is in mortal terror while excecuting a dangerous task.

Term credited to USAF A-10 pilots flying ground-attack missions during The Gulf War.

Example: So, I'm ridin' in Bobby's new 'Vette and he takes this corner at like 110 mph--serious pucker factor.

@puckie, pucky:= The fasteners used to put a little girl's hair up in puppy dog tails.

Example: Where are the puckies for putting your hair up?

@puddify:= To turn into pudding like consistency. Or turning into pudding. Puddification.

Example: I've been up so late studying that my brain is starting to puddify.

@puddkele:= (from pudding + the Yiddish affectionate dimunitive suffix construction -ele, comparable to Spanish -ita/-ito; pronounced PUDD-kuh-luh) A round, cuddly creature.

Example: Such a puddkele is my 25-pound cat!

@pudge:= Extra fat that can be found on the stomach, thighs, backside, and sometimes the face.

Back formation from pudgy.

Example: I need to work off some of this pudge on my stomach.

@pudgebucket:= An obese child. A child who is exceptionally overweight due to excessive consumption of unhealthy foods and lack of exercise.

Example: While shopping at Wal-Mart, several pudgebuckets were badgering their mom for Happy Meals.

@puedamate:= Using a non-existant word in a game such as Boggle or Scrabble