In which actual words are required. Made up spelled backwards is puedam.

Example: William's puedamation was not only pathetic but also very annoying.

@puff daddy:= To take a preexisting project, such as a presentation, ad copy, or design, and even though it really doesn't need improving, you make a few changes and then pass it off as entirely your own work.

Example: I thought the ad looked fine but then she just had to go and puff daddy it up.

@Puff:= Whatever, wrong, pfffff!

Example: Puff. If that is what you think.

@puffends:= The epitome of cool. Also puffendesaton.

Example: Ms. Monson is puffendsaton.

@puffer:= A person who overstates or overrepresents their importance to the organization.

Example: He's such a puffer he had people believing he was the chief when he's just an ordinary beat-cop.

@puffgut:= Physical swelling of stomach after eating too much.

Example: After we went out to eat, I had a bad case of puffgut.

@puggled:= Scots slang: tired or exhausted.

Example: You coming dancing tonight? No, I'm puggled.

@puh:= For.

Example: I was looking puh carrots and it took me forever to find them.

@puhhdicament:= A situation of some type or another.

Usually a bad one, but not always.

A corruption of the word predicament.

Example: I just lost a thousand dollars in a game of cards. What a puhhdicament!

Or in the GOOD context:

I just won a thousand dollars in a game of cards. What a puhhdicament!

@Pukamo:= The combination of punk, ska and emo genres of music.

Example: Left Out Skippy is a good Pukamo band!

@Pule:= V. To vomit: N.The material vomited.

Example: Her remark was so upsetting I wanted to pule. The resultant pule made me want to pule all over again.

@pull a Harry Mason:= To rush into something without any regard for potential risks or danger.

Adapted from the video game Silent Hill.

Example: I pulled a Harry Mason today when I missed a stop sign and kept speeding on.

I ended up getting pulled over.

@pull a Holden:= Outright telling someone you're in love with him when he has no clue that you do. From Holden McNeil in the movie Chasing Amy.

Example: Even though she was my brother's girlfriend, I almost pulled a Holden last night when she giggled.

@Pull a Homer:= Do something dumb like fall, and then do something like find a dime on the floor because of your fall.

Example: After he fell, he found a dime he said I pulled a homer.

@pull a huey:= To make a U-turn while driving, especially in places where U-turns are expressly forbidden or just not appropriate.

Example: Damn, I missed the street... I'll just pull a huey up here...

@pull a John Hughes:= To pull a John Hughes is to be needlessly concerned about the results of a test everyone else knows you aced.

John was known to be extremely smart, but he was always saying after an exam, I know I got an F. Fellow students, in a sort of John Hughes Fan Club, had green sweat shirts (John must have had about forty, because he almost always wore one.) made up that had I know I got an F printed on them. Marshalltown, IA, circa 1981.

Example: I know I got an F. C'mon, Jack. You tryin' to pull a John Hughes? Everyone knows you didn't get a single answer wrong.

@pull a train:= Consensual sex between one woman and several men.

Example: The stripper agreed to pull a train with all of the guys at the bachelor party.

@pulled a hammer:= When you spend all of your money on stupid stuff like MC Hammer did.

Example: You bought that Rolex? Somebody just pulled a hammer.

@Pulling a Goose:= One man asks you to dance and his two buddies roll up behind you and attempt to ride your

wind shear all night long; any attempt to eject means a serious headblow and potential death.

See _Night at the Roxbury_ for this in practice in extreme terms.

Common side effects are being disturbed when brushing up against doorknobs;

getting a migraine when seeing polyester shirts in direct light;

and crying in shame when you think about dancing in public.

Addendum: Women are urged to wear closed-toed shoes as these are tricky maneuvers.

Example: She was extremely attractive. Several guys tried to pull a goose.

@Pulling the trigger:= An unsportsmanlike play usually seen in NHL hockey video games where the opposing player takes an involuntary pass from the goaltender and shamelessly

takes the shot while the goaltender is out of position, usually resulting in an easy goal.

Example: Not only is Mike Mark a C-Master (see C-Master), the only way he can score

goals is by swarming my goalie and pulling the trigger. That's weak.

@pulltab:= Instant win lottery ticket. The ticket is laminated and contains perforated windows that can be opened to reveal content.

Example: I opened my pulltab and won $500.00 dollars.

@Pulse Rifle:= Very powerful gun from the TV show _Farscape_.

Example: That pulse tifle's gonna blow him away--big time.

@pulu:= something very rounded and smooth

Example: Many of the pebbles on that part of the beach are pulus

@puma:= a young girl at a bar who is aggressively seeking affection

Example: That puma was all over you.

@pummelgate, pommelgate:= The propagation of the incorrect spelling or definition of a word.

Example: Sophia pummelgates all the time.

Yesterday she came to the office trying to find out what pommelgate meant.

She insisted that was the correct spelling.

It turns out that the word she was looking for was promulgate, so we decided to give pommelgate, pummelgate life in her honor.

@pumping gas:= Doing something airheaded. {Story to come.}

Example: Interestingly enough, soon after my daughter pumped gas, we saw Derek Zoolander's model buddies pump gas, too.

@pumpkin warrior:= A heavily muscled body nazi.

Example: A: Check her out.

B: Yeah, shame about the pumpkin warrior she's hangin' with. A: Snubbed.

@Pumpkinhead:= noun, one who is addicted to the music group, Smashing Pumpkins.

Example: Wow, that guy has 55 Smashing Pumpkins cds. He must be a real Pumpkinhead!

@punch buggy:= 1. A volkswagon beetle, new or old.

2. A game where one punches a friend extremely hard when a beetle is spotted and yells

Punch buggy--(color of car)! The addititon of No Punchbacks is optional.

Example: Never drive past a Volkswagon dealership with Crystal in the car--she's killer at punch buggy!

@punch:= An exclamation used to indicate one's frustration; more narrowly, indicates one's desire to beat the ccrap out of something or someone.

Example: Would you like to take a survey? Punch.

@pundant:= Pundit, a self-proclaimed expert. (At least that's what I think people mean when they use it.)

Example: He is a political pundant.

@pungent:= Someone who is acting dumb or silly.

Example: Stop mooning the other cars. You're being a pungent.

@punjabb:= Someone who has said or done something stupid.

Example: I called my sister a punjabb because the pool ball bounced off the table after she hit it.

@punk off:= To brush someone off, to belittle.

Example: When I attempted to get a refund, I was punked off by the cashier.

@punkette:= A female rebel

Example: That girl is crazy! She's what you'd call a punkette!

@punkus:= used to describe a person who is acting obnoxious or annoying.

Example: can be used as a noun - Mike was being a punkus all day today, or as an adverb - Stop acting so punkus, Mike!

@punkydoo:= A cute young girl (child)

Example: She is such a punkydoo.

@punt:= (1) To put off work. (2) To avoid or abandon a situation.

Example: (1) I have a paper due tomorrow, but I'm punting it. (2) The meeting was getting boring, so I punted.

@pupcrus:= The residue that your puppy leaves on the window when she presses her nose on it.

Example: I have to clean the window now--it's covered in Bob's pupcrus.

@pupcus:= The slimy residue left by the touch of a dog's wet nose.

Example: The window that Spot looked out of while awaiting his master's return was covered pupcus.

@puperflect:= verb: to reflect or meditate upon something in a whimsical mannner, or to briefly think about a matter

Example: What my mother said about my hair did not stir me to puperflect about my bad hair cut.

@Pupkiss:= The small wet spot a dog leaves after pressing it's nose against a window.

Example: I just cleaned that window and already it's got a pupkiss.

@pupkus:= The moist residue left on a glass window after a dog has had his nose pressed against it.

Example: Can you let the dog in before he gets pupkus all over the door again?

@purp:= Purple bruise.

Example: The last time he saw her she had many love bites and love purps.

@purple monkey dishwasher:= 1) A word originated by The Simpsons when used in a grapevine. 2) A dishwasher yet to be created, but blueprints have been made somewhere. Bananas are its detergent. The monkey gives daily insight 6 days a week, except on it's day off.

Example: He wants you to see him at 4 by the purple monkey dishwasher.

@purpleh:= Purple in its evil form.

Example: Look at those purpleh sweatpants. My God, cover your eyes.

@purplestorm:= a bike that can't start its engine no matter how many times it have been repaired

Example: hey.. r u riding a purplestorm ??? time to change new bike.

@purplier:= Stating that something is more purple than something else..

Purpliest can be used as the superlative, for the most extreme amount of purple ever known to man.

Example: The outfit she is wearing is much purplier than the one she wore yesterday.

My friend has the purpliest room; even her microwave is purple!

@purposelessness:= Having no intent; being in a state without intention, no purpose.

Example: Having no ideas for the science fair, Bob had a feeling of purposelessness.

@purrfect:= Super perfect.

Example: Looks like she finally found her purrfect man; he supplies everything and she has all the fun.

@purrific:= A terrific thing that feels so good you can purr about it.

Example: Landing her millionaire was the most purrific event of her life.

@purty:= pleasant, beautiful

Example: Your perfume sure smells purty.

@Pushing Tin:= Drinking a lot of beer.

Example: He went out and got a case of beer last night and pushed tin all night by himself.

@pushnah:= An interjection used to express frustration, confusion, or anger,

each of which is expressed depending on the tone of voice used to say the word.

Example: What?! I don't understand. Pushnah!

@puss-pup:= A cheese filled hotdog.

Example: If you microwave a puss-pup you are bound to burn your tounge on the cheese.

@Pusscalating:= Sound of contentment similar to purring but more choppy--sounding like coffee being percolated.

Example: My calico was so happy she was pusscalating.

@pussified:= Terrified by women.

Example: Men are pussified by women's lib.

@pussy-footing:= To delicately and carefully (like a stalking cat) talk your way around a subject that may be controversial, or difficult to discuss.

Example: Sally pussyfooted around the issue of asking her boss for a raise.

@pustacious:= To be filled with pus.

Example: My big toe is infected, now it's all pustacious.

@put away the shotgun:= To get over something which is emotionally important to you and have it replaced by something new.

Example: bob: so are u still going out with jen? johnny: nah, i put away the shotgun and got me jane

@put my name in:= Used by a guy to alert his buddies of his interest in a given female.

Example: Mary is quite attractive. I may just have to put my name in.

@puter:= Short for computer.

Example: My puter crashed three times this week.

@Putie:= 1. Another name for a computer.

2. A woman's nickname.

Example: Please turn off the putie when you are done.

@putitonmytabmom:= Penny less teenager wanting to borrow funds for multiple emergency reasons and promising repayment.

Example: Could you lend me $20 and putitonmytabmom.

@putrank:= Putrid and rank. Something that is awfully smelly and disgusting to look at, at the same time.

Example: As I walked closer to the creek and realised it was full of raw sewage, it became clear how putrank it was.

@putron:= An illegibly written word.

variations: putronic, putronically

Entomology: A friend of mine once thought some now-forgotten word written on a chalkboard was putron. She even asked the teacher what putron meant.

Example: I cannot read the notes on the board. It's covered in putrons.

Doctors' handwriting is notoriously putronic.

@putt-putt:= A vehicle in bad condition but which still gets you there.

Example: My putt-putt has bad shocks and a bad paint job, but it still gets you down the road in one piece.

@puttinin:= Contributing to the cause.

Example: The zit cream costs $12.00. Let's split the cost. How much you puttinin?

@pvedderphall:= Feh-dur-fahl. Falling slowly or slowing one's fall.

Example: The best way to pvedderphall from 30,000 feet is to use a parachute.

@pvyrebaal:= (Pronounced: fireball) A fireball made up of blue or green flame.

Also used to describe flame used by necromancers and other evil wizards.

Example: The necromancer heated his cauldron with a well-cast pvyrebaal.

@pwinkerhoff:= I don't know, do you?

Example: Bobfred: What's the capital of Saskatchewan, Canada?

Georgemike: Pwinkerhoff.

@pwnage:= Ownage. The word own is often used in the gaming world. When people type quickly, they make more typos. Pwnage is one of them, because the O is right next to the P. Eventually, the habit turned into an actual statement used.

Definition: superiority; the aquisition of more skill/ability than other things/people.

Pronunciation: POE-nidge

Example: This is total pwnage. I pwned you.

@pwned:= Past tense. To have seized complete control over something or someone. To

render a victim completely helpless and at the absolute mercy of the victor.

It's origin comes from the word owned commonly used in hacker speak to

represent complete ownership of a hacked computer system or defacement of a

Website. The variation of spelling (from owned to pwned) is thought to have

occurred do typing errors in certain online games. On a computer keyboard

the letter p is close in proximity to the letter o , so pwned became a common misspelling. New online gamers seeing this misspelling simply adopted

it as the true word for owned.

Example: I pwned you when I took first place in the competition.

Variations: owned, ownz

@Pwup:= Plastic traffic cones. (They make a pwup sound when dropped on the ground.)

Example: When navigating the driver's test, you have to be careful not to run into any pwups.

@pyrokleptic:= The act of pocketing a lighter or book of matches

Example: That pyrokleptic stole my lighter!

@pyrokleptomanic:= Someone who steals disposable lighters, usually without knowing it--or claiming not to know it.

Example: My boyfriend is a pyrokleptomanic, is yours?

@Pythonian Deductive Reasoning:= A form of deductive reasoning patterned after the witch burning scene in

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Example: Using Pythonian Deductive Reasoning we can establish:

Since it's warmer in Boston than Phoenix, it's Winter.

Something is changing nature's patterns.

Witches practice in meddling in nature.

Therefore, witches are causing the warm weather in Boston.

@Q-Tip:= An elderly white-haired person

Example: No wonder traffic is so slow, look at that Q-tip driving

@qariot:= (Pronounced: cha-ree-ot) A vehicle used on sidewalks.

Example: Get your qariots off of my sidewalk, said the man to the boy as he pushed away the tricycles.

@QBN:= Quark By Numbers--being asked to design a page from a template

so restrictive you're reduced to just filling boxes.

Example: That page is just pure QBN.

@Qereijan:= (Pronounced: Cheh-ree-yan) A word used to describe a person with monkey-like behavior. Usually very intelligent and tends to like to play computer games.

Example: George is a qereijan, he plays EverQuest every day and likes to eat bananas.

@Qiken:= (pronounced: chi-ken) Originated from the animal chicken, but used to describe chicken cooked in an Asian style.

Example: Yum yum! That's some nice qiken teriyaki.

@Qirish:= (chai-rish) Person of Chinese and Irish decent.

Example: Joe is Qirish--his mother is Chinese and his father is Irish.

@QT:= 1)Quality Time. 2)as part of the phrase on the QT, off the record or in confidence

Example: Did I tell you? Amber Lynn and I have been enjoying a LOT of QT lately... but if Holmes finds he'll kill me so keep it on the QT okay?

@quack:= An action beyond description.

Example: Did anyone just see that quack?

@quackabash:= Kwok*uh*bash. Messed up. Like, the aztek...it's odd. The only word to explain is...quackabash.

Example: The Pontiac Aztek is quackabash.

@quadrupedicure:= Caring for the feet (or paws) of four-footed creatures.

Example: My cat is in dire need of a quadrupedicure.

@quag:= problem, gripe

Example: What's HIS quag?

@quagged:= To obsess about something--mentally caught in the quagmire.

Example: Mary was really quagged yesterday about her car breaking down.

@quake up:= Used in place of wake up.

Example: Quake up and lets go.

@qualidill:= A quadrillion quadrillions.

Example: The universe is said to be four qualidills across.

@qualitдts:= An object of excessive greatness or downright marvelous.

Example: It was rather qualitдts.

@quandrizing:= The act of being in or thinking up a quandary.

Example: He quandrized for many hours over the problem.

@Quangaroo:= A small marsupial, run by committee.

Example: No wonder our approach confused it, it's a quangaroo.

@quango:= Pronounced kwango. Used to describe something good. Current use in British army.

Example: That car is quango.

@quantity of suck times 1.5:= Term used to describe something that sucks-and-a-half.

Example: That new project they assigned us is quantity of suck times 1.5.

@quarterwit:= Someone who is less intelligent that a halfwit.

Example: Paul could probably do worse than the quarterwit.

@quasiex:= Tissue (such as Kleenex) used to either wipe up the tears or sweat that results from becoming reinvolved with someone you used to date and either having to deal with the pain of again realizing it was not right or the stress of having to extricate yourself...again.

Example: You're going out with her again? You'll have to stock up on the quasiex.

@quasimodo:= To walk with an extreme limp.

Example: I had knee surgery and once they let me put weight on it again, I had to quasimodo it everywhere I went.

@quasipology:= Pretending to apologize to someone, but in reality only justifying the actions you should be apologizing for.

Example: After the meeting, Dave came up to me and started to say he was sorry for shafting my project and lying to the manager about it. But then he just quasipologized instead and said he's had problems like this before, so he has reason to be paranoid and he has to take preemptive measures because I might've done something wrong later. For about five seconds, I thought he'd actually apologized.

@quatang:= It is the substance in the mouth, particularly the back of the throat that is usually spat out in the morning after a lot of smoking the previous night.

Example: When I awoke I couldn't talk until I got the quatang out of my mouth.

@quaylote:= A stupid remark that is as quoteworthy as one of Dan Quayle's remarks.

Example: I stand by all the misstatements that I've made, is quaylote of Dan Quayle.

@quazzle:= stylish

Example: That man thats dancing sure has quazzle.

@que ongo:= The Spanish Slang form of What's up?

Example: їQue ongo amigo?

@queeby:= Preposterously dorky in deed or act; so nerdy as to be painfully embarrasing even in recollection.

Example: I walked into his office and there he was talking to himself in a fake lordly English accent .He's so queeby.

@Queed:= Descriptive word for a person who is not a desirable date due to lack of social interaction

capabilities and personal hygiene.

Example: Are you serious? Me, go out with him? Ugh! He's such a queed.

@Queef:= Something that squirts out, usually a bit nasty.

Example: Ugh, I hate those little packets of ketchup you get at MickyDee's. The last one queefed all over me.

@Queego:= saying, Could we go (insert place)

Example: hey, queego dairy queen?

@queen bean:= Someone who is very pale and fat. From a _Ren and Stimpy_ episode. What is that ugly white slab in my can of beans?

Example: I suggested Bob go to the beach with me, but the queen bean turned me down.

@queerball:= Someone who just isn't quite right.

Example: Why's he doing that? Beats me, must be some kind of queerball.

@queerdo, quierdo:= Freakishly strange person.

Example: Chris stuck a banana up his nose--trying to be a queerdo, I guess.

@queery:= A question to ascertain one's sexual orientation.

Example: John disliked being asked a queery--he didn't feel it should matter.

@queltt:= The lowest point on your body that your pants can sag without falling off or needing a belt.

Example: Derrick's queltt was a full 9 inches lower than Tim's queltt was, despite the fact that they are the same height.

@quenace:= (rhymes with Dennis)literal-time lag between when the surface of a body of water is first seen to darken and when the wind finally reaches you.

metaphorical-any brief timelag.

Example: There was a slow quenace and then the boat began to rock.

@Quenchville:= Like a restful, relaxing spot under a shade tree, with a refreshing glass of ice tea. :-)

Example: In the summertime, the maple trees and the lawn chair sure do make for Quenchville.

@Questrogen:= The search for the perfect woman

Example: He is on a never-ending Questrogen.

@quick goat thinking:= The process of ultra-fast problem solving in a dire situation. Others cannot comprehend how you achieved the results.

Example: I used my quick goat thinking when my car wouldn't start. I bypassed the key start and used a screwdriver to short out the terminals on my starter.

@quiddy:= Etymology: Drunken attempt to say cute and pretty at the same time.

1. Describing an attractive young woman who, if not wearing a sundress, could nonetheless tastefully succeed in doing so.

2. A woman possessing said qualities.

Example: It was the first genuine spring day of the year, and the arboretum was teeming with quiddies.

(Contributor's note: An alternate etymology cites Latin roots, attributed to Antony saying of Cleopatra:

Quiddima maxima est. However, this is considered apocryphal in most scholarly circles.

@quidjibo:= A word that Bart Simpson invented during a game of scrabble.

Example: Look at my monkey. It's of the quidjibo variety.

@quiet:= Broke. Having no money. See also jing

Example: Hey, would you spot me some jing...I'm quiet

@quig:= n. a slur that can be used to describe anyone merely by changing the adjective that preceeded it. (The word itself has no meaning, it's definition is found in it's modifiers.)

Example: -that filthy quig!

-What did you say, you dirty rotten quig?

-Where'd that sissy quig go?

@Quijiua:= Used when something is very good or great.

Example: That new album that's out is off da Quijiua.

@quildebrise:= The stains left by biros above top pockets of shirts of schoolchildren, railway employees, and scruuffy shopkeepers.

Example: The boy's shirt was covered in quildebrise and the remains of a hastily eaten beetroot sandwich.

@quimper:= It's what happens when the word quiver gets frisky with with the word whimper.

Example: Pete quimpered when she said, Shut up and take me now. [ED. I don't get it. Take her where? To the recently released Spiderman movie?]

@quintetessential:= (adj) A descriptive word for the Phil Lesh Quintet

Example: The band is quintetessential.

@quitterbitchin:= Bitchin. Either very cool or very bad.

Example: That card trick was quitterbitchin.

@Quitters:= A pair of socks that won't stay up due to worn-out elastic.

Example: I've been pulling up these lousy quitters all day long!

@quiztory:= the recording of a quiz night victory

Example: WOW,What a win by table number 8, this will surely go down in quiztory as the greatest win ever

@quiztory:= the recording of a quiz night victory

Example: WOW,What a win by table number 8, this will surely go down in quiztory as the greatest win ever

@quo:= Merchandise; or stuff that you buy.

Originates from the Latin quid pro quo which translates as this for that, or, in modern British usage,

money for stuff.

Example: I'm going to the shopping mall for some quo today; want to join me?

@quone:= To desperately want something.

Example: I quone a date with Carmen Electra.

@quoteworthy:= quote + noteworthy = quoteworthy. That is, something worthy of being quoted. (You'll find this in Chambers and other fine dictionaries.)

Example: Sir Winston Churchill made many quoteworthy statements. One: Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.

@qwerty:= (adj., origin unknown; not original) So tired that one's face drops onto the keyboard, typing qwerty.

Example: After pulling three all-nighters in a row, the web designer knew that no amount of caffeine would save her from becoming qwerty.

@r'outathea!:= A contraction of You'reout of there, meant to be pronounced all at once like an umpire would say it.

An expression of displeasure with someone.

Example: (A total dork walks by.) R'outathea!

@r-mail:= Short for reality mail, i.e. physical transportation of material objects for communication purposes.

Used in contrast to e-mail.

Example: I prefer to r-mail my parents when I ask for money,

because then it's harder for them to copy my original message into their reply.

@R.I.Q.:= Room Intelligence Quotient Originally from the stand-up comedy subculture. The level of intelligence of an audience or group. Typically used as a pejorative term to indicate that you will have to do material that appeals to the lowest common denominator. Can be used in any group situation, especially business meetings.

Example: He spent his entire set doing West Virginia sister and wife jokes. That should tell you what the R.I.Q. is.

OR

Speak slowly when you give your presentation--I have a bad feeling about the R.I.Q.

@r:= The letter r, used in a number of situations, but perhaps most usefully in the plural for swearing