2. What a lie! Nah, only screw-chinged the truth a bit.

@screwed-up-pinky sindrome:= Syndrome where the pinky finger protrudes from the hand at a 45 degree angle

Example: I'm glad I don't have screwed-up-pinky sindrome

@screwgie:= The act of being ripped off; may be used with another word to denote property

Example: He gave me the screwgie. I got the ride screwgie (I didn't get a ride).

@Screwish:= A nationality: Half Scottish / Half Jewish

Example: Yo, did you check out that Screwish kid? He's got tha guilt and tha kilt!

@screwt:= Square root.

Example: The screwt of 12845056 is exactly 3584.

@screwtinization:= When they dig through the minutiae of your life in order to get you for something.

Example: She was a great candidate for the Supreme Court until she was screwtinized.

@scrilla:= money, cold hard cash

Example: clarence had to go to the bank to get scrilla

@script kiddie:= Someone using a lame IRC script immaturely and annoying others with it.

Example: Some Script Kiddie is trying to flood me with his pre-fabricated useless script.

@scritch:= the kind of finger-scratching one does under the chin of a cat. often done on the heads of people in fandom or furry communities.

Example: Jay was scritching me for half an hour. By the time he was done I was melted into a little puddle on the floor.

@Scritchy:= The way a man's face feels when he hasn't shaved in over a day.

Example: While Todd was on vacation, he let his face get scritchy.

@scrod:= exclamation

Example: oh scrod! my mind's a blank!

@scrod:= Not the fish, but the past pluperfect of screw. From the old joke.

Example: Where do I get scrod in Boston?

@scroffly:= Describes the appearance of a teddy bear when it has been washed and hung on the line. Slightly unwell.

Example: I feel a bit scroffly today.

@scrog:= Midwestern slang term for copulation.

Example: I can't believe that disgusting troll is scrogging my sister.

@scrolly:= A really long web page that goes on forever and requires a lot of scrolling to get down

to the bottom and back up to the top.

Example: I wanted to read the articles, but it was all scrolly and my eyes were tired.

@scrooby:= Totally stuffed up, screwed up, shoddy.

Example: Look at that guy wearing those tight leather pants...scrooby.

@scrounge:= One who continually uses others for selfish material gain.

Example: That scrounge is always asking me for a favor.

@scrub:= A common term among fighting game players. Scrubs are players who (a. Truly have no idea how to play the game but think they do (b. Know how to play but lack any sort of skill (c. Use cheap and annoying tactics/play styles constantly. Most scrubs think th

Example: Today I went to the arcade and beat on a couple of scrubs.

@Scrubtacular:= (adj) For a person dressed very well, but who doesn't have a lot of money.

Example: Eric looks scrubtacular. He's pretty decked out for a man with no job or money.

@Scrudy Beizer:= A person who excels in either uncleanliness, laziness, or some other form of repulsive behavior.

Usually used when deriding their unsavoriness in a light-hearted fashion.

Example: Your mother? Tell the scrudy beizer to get her butt off the couch and put some clothes on.

2 Man, he's a scrudy looking beizer

@Scruffmuffin (noun):= An extremely attractive guy with long hair and a beard

Example: Damn, he's a total scruffmuffin!

@Scrum:= Very good. Sporting.

Example: You got me a present? How scrum of you.

@scrumbly:= A web graphic that is not optimized. A web graphic that looks crackly and is not clear.

Example: That picture is very scrumbly.

@scrummy:= The contraction of scrumptious and yummy.

Example: 1. The dinner was scrummy.

2. Check out the scrummy babes at the Riviera Crazy Girls show.

@Scrump-dililly-lish:= Extremely pleasant in taste.

Example: These cream-pufs are scrump-dililly-lish.

@scrump:= Generally used in a derogatory manner, it's a term for having sex--derived

from screw and hump.

Example: All he cared about was getting her back to his place and scrumping her.

@scrumpdillyump:= So amazing you can't define it with just one word.

Like scrumptious, delicious, unbelievable....

Example: The dinner we had was scrumpdillyump

@scrumpet:= an attractive person, often younger than the person using the word, possibly a bit of a tart

(similar to the yummy baked good, a crumpet, but a yummy person instead)

Example: Did you see her new boyfriend? He's a total scrumpet!

@scrumple:= A cross between screwed up and crumpled.

Example: That guy has had so much bad stuff happen to him he's scrumpled.

@scrumpsh:= Used when describing something that tastes really good. Derivative of scrumptious?

Example: That pizza was scrumpsh.

@Scrumtralescent:= An implausible and unimagineable form of improvement beyond perfection. Perfect at being perfect.

Example: Your prose used when composing a belittling joke about jo mama is so marvelous that it's scrumtralescent.

@scrumtralescent:= Overly awesome, more than perfect.

Example: The wine is scrumtralescent. Goes great with the chicken.

@scrumtrulescent:= Being so good it can't be expressed in words.

Example: The movie was better than great. In fact, it was scrumtrulescent.

@scrunch:= Act of making a flat rug more comfortable by folding orpiling into a heap or scrunchpile.

Example: Look, Bandit's scrunching his rug again.

@scrunchie:= Elastic hairband with decorative cloth wrapping

Example: Sara looked very 1989 with that gold lame scrunchie in her hair.

@Scrunge:= To crumple or twist with one's fingers.

Example: My dog likes his ears scrunged. The newspaper is all scrunged up.

@Scrungrow:= 1) A dirty person