2) A low life human

Example: what a scrungrow you've turned out to be! Scrungrow!

@scrunkle:= to snuggle up together under a blanket on a cold winter evening

Example: the two young lovers were so cold from their evening walk, that they proceeded to scrunkle up on the couch

@Scrut:= A cross between a Skank, and a Slut

Example: Look at that dirty Scrut

@sctief:= This is a nonsense acronym found in a bogus feel good survey sent out on the web.

Example: I saw the word sctief in a survey and went to psuedodictionary.com to find out if it is a word.

@scubu:= Taken directly from the word scrub. Is a younger brother that is also the baby of the family. If someone is an older sibling as well, they are not a scubu.

Example: Katty laughed as her scubu became confused as a dog circled him.

@scud:= Archery expression for an arrow which flies high and wide of the mark, missing the target entirely.

First coined by an American Naval Officer and archer in connection to the Soviet-made missle when

he observed an unsuccessful Soviet demonstration of the missle.

The weapon missed its target by a considerable margin.

The gentleman remarked What a scud!

The press was present and printed the word and it has been associated with the missle ever since.

Example: The scud is a aptly named weapon as it is notoriously inaccurate.

@scuff up:= To SCUFF UP is to make a major mistake. (I owe this phrase to a friend of mine called Joe.)

Example: I really scuffed up on that maths test. I bet I get an F!

@scully:= perfect

Example: this is so scully!

@Scumiotics:= The study of what makes a person, object or act scummy.

Example: Robert was very learned in the field of scumiotics. He used his knowledge of scumiotics to help him in his everyday work.

@scummy:= Crappy, lame, pathetic.

2.One who is happy to be scruffy in looks or personality. Not taking pride in one's self.

Example: That hobo's so scummy it's sad.

@scumpy:= (adj) Place, person or thing which is either dirty or scruffy.

Example: This restaurant is really scumpy. OR Geez, you are such a scump.

@scunch:= To move about on the elbows, dragging the back half of the body, in almost a froglike manner. This is done by both elbows at the same time, and follows with the knees a second later.

Example: The tomboyish girl decided to scunch across the living room carpet floor, thus obtaining rug burns on both her knees and elbows.

@scunge:= Another name for a cat.

Example: Look at that ugly, mouse-eating scunge.

@scunnered:= Scots slang. to be sick of something. If you are scunnered of chocolate, you are all chocolated out.

Example: Chips tonight, Bob. But ma, I'm scunnered of chips.

@scuz:= Excuse.

Example: Scuz me. I need to see a man about a llama.

@scuzbucket:= Derisive term for appearance or attitude.

Example: 1.) Did you see what that scuzbucket was wearing? 2.) Here's the revised company dress-code policy from the new scuzbucket personell director.

@sd'ed:= superdeformed (from anime) -- deformed/compressed in such a way as to be cute or anime-ish.

Example: The characters from Puzzlefighter are sd'ed. Sd'ed robots and cars are so cute.

@sea-scratch:= An itching sensation (rash) in your pants caused from sitting around in wet clothes for a long period of time.

Example: Mike was out boating all day without a change of clothes and now he has a nasty case of sea-scratch.

@Sea Monkeys:= From Douglas Coupland's Microserfs. Something that seems unbelievably fun, but in the end winds up as a cruel, bitter letdown upon arrival.

Example: This new publication was expected to be groundbreaking, but in the end, it was just Sea Monkeys.

@sea monster:= Drunk girl that sits at the bar and talks smack about other girls.

Example: That sea monster's starin' me down.

@sea wag:= A wagging dog tail underwater.

Example: Rover sea wags at the beach.

@seagle:= Seagull + eagle--a mythical bird. From Glenpool, OK, high school student's poetry.

Example: A word that rhymes with beagle? How about seagle?

@seagull manager:= Boss who shows up randomly, makes a lot of noise, messes up eveything...and then leaves.

Example: (name) is a seagull manager. I wish he'd just travel all the time. (Make seagull cawing noises to warn of manager's arrival.)iving

@Seannery:= Sean Connery. Any act that is Sean-Connery-like.

Example: Did you see Seannery on Barbara Walters?

adv.- Alan was quite Seannery at the bar last nite with the ladies.

@seapig:= Surfer talk for a fat chick on the beach

Example: The beach has nothing but a bunch of seapigs in bikinis today.

@sebid:= Worldly.

Example: Ernest hemingway was sebid.

@sec-def, sec-ag, sec-com, sec-:= Washington DC slang expressions for the Presidential Cabinet.

Secretary of Defence, Secretary of Agriculture, etc.

Example: This is the sec-def's second time around;

he was sec-def under President Ford as well.

@seckzi:= Sexy. Like hawt and ur, this is used by stupid teenage girls on the Internet who think it looks cutesy and cool.

Gains more Stupid Points than hawt, because it requires TWO extra keystrokes to produce

than to correctly spell the word. (See hawt and ur.)

Example: omg, liek justin timbrelaek is SOOOOO SECKZI!

@secluse:= a recluse living in seclusion

Example: he chose to live alone as a secluse

@second bestroom:= the bathroom with the lest traffic in any building (whether because of location, facilities or cleanliness) where considerent people go when what they have to do could be unpleasant for others.

Example: I think I'm coming down with the flu or something -- I'd better use the second bestroom.

@second:= (noun) word meaning any amount of time at all, usually way more than desired

Example: mum: yep, i'll be off the computer in a second

(2 days later)

mum: just a few seconds....

@secret-squirrel:= A designer of cryptographic code for secure computer communication.

So-called for being stereotypically male, physically-small, and twitchy.

Example: If we want genuinely secure email we need to hire a secret-squirrel.

@secretary spread:= An unusually wide butt, usually used in reference to a woman.

Example: He's neither a secretary nor female, but he still has secretary spread.

@section eight:= Adjective describing something as bad in some fashion. [ED. If I remember _M.A.S.H._ correctly, Section 8 has to do with being insane.]

Example: Denny's is section eight.

@secuous:= (adj.) Clever and witty in a charming fashion; handsomely eloquent

Example: Cheryl, have you spoken to Lance yet? He's so funny and secuous.

@see ya!:= Used to either tell someone to get out and stay out or to state that the person saying it is leaving permanently.

Example: I've had enough of your lies. See ya!

@see(s):= The distance one must travel. As far as you can see.

Example: The old ballfield is two sees down that road.

@seedy-bags:= A particular type of person given to saying or doing something of a particularly disgusting nature.

Example: Fletch, stop being so disgusting. Do you have to be such a seedy-bags all the time?

@Seen:= I understand. OK. Or just acknowledging what was said.

Example: Ted: I got my girlfriend pregnant last night.

Fred: Seen.

@Seen:= It means that something is understood, two people are in agreement or it's cool.

Example: Yo you wanna hit Turbo tonite? Seen

@seesayleptic:= a person who cannot resist reading movie/tv subtitles aloud even though all others present are capable of reading them

Example: His friends and family knew him to be a seesayleptic and refused to watch subtitled movies with him.

@Seinfeldian:= Situation that could have been part of a Seinfeld episode.

Example: The whole ordeal was so Seinfeldian.

@seized:= Incapacitated due to severe hangover.

Example: I'd have another one, but I can't be seized tomorrow.

@selance:= The feeling of relief that you get once waking from a dream that had unconquerable problems or obstacles.

Example: When Tom awoke from his dream of being fired and being forced to file bankruptcy, he felt a wave of selance wash over him.

@Select Memory:= Selective memory.

When a person only remembers the things that they really want to remember

as opposed to the things others want them to remember.

Example: Ok, so you didn't remember to put the dishes away,

but you were able to remember that big party in town?!

You've got the worst case of select memory I've ever seen.

@selective infictionation:= The illogical refusal to accept certain principles of fiction whilst accepting other, more unlikely, principles

Example: He infictionated 'Superman the Movie' by accepting the guy could fly but refusing to believe Lois Lane would never recognise him!

@self-colossallating:= Of size increasing by self regulation to an extent that elicits awe; getting more and more immense without regulation and on one's own power.

Example: Maria was caught in the hay with her horse-riding teacher after accidentally killing the horse that her father gave her instead of paying off the house. Clearly her luck was self-colossallating.

@self-insertion:= Describes a fanwork which features the author as a main character. Written to boost the author's self-esteem, rather than to present an entertaining or thought-provoking plot.

Example: Have you read his latest Sailor Moon self-insertion fanfic? That guy is desperate.

@self-surfing:= Surfing to your own web site to make it look more popular.

Example: His hits were down, but a couple hours of self-surfing made him look as hip as ever!

@Sell:= Goodbye, bye, buy or any sort of way in saying goodbye.

Example: Well I have to get going now, sell!

@selling tickets:= to tell a lie

Example: If some one tells a lie, it's a ticket, or you could tell them they are selling tickets.

@sellist:= Someone who repeatedly makes blunders. Sells out.

Example: Joe: Did ya see how Bob missed that open goal?

Jim: Yeah, he's such a sellist. Might as well set up shop in the middle of the field.

@semble:= that trembling, deep breath in that comes after a long time of sobbing.

Example: After crying for hours, drew in a semble.

@semiconducting lube-valve:= Any piece of techno-gadgetry that defies conventional description and does something that will be described with an overly generalized analogy.

Example: Ensign: What if we hooked up the semiconductiing lube-valve to the EPS conduit and reversed the polarity?

That should create just the kinda of quantum gravitation field we're looking for.

Science Officer: Oh, you mean like filling a ballon with too much air and letting it go?

Ensign: Exactly

@Semiopathy:= The syndrome of deriving a meaning from a sign which is not that which was originally intended.

Example: The signpainter appeared to have semiopathy when he made the lakeside warning read: Crocodiles Do Not Swim Here.

@semipulchrous:= Fairly beautiful, or almost beautiful.

Example: She's not bad-looking, definitely semipulchrous.

@Semper-Flex:= A male who is ostensibly macho to disguise the fact that he is a complete wuss.

Example: With the big show he makes of his daredevil nonsense,

Geraldo has got to be the biggest Semper-Flex out there.

@semprini:= 1. A multiple-use profanity.