It was giving me cavities.

All day he was shmarming over her, it was sooo sick.

@shmege:= Pronounced sh-may-ge. An errant piece of fuzz or lint on one's clothing

Example: Come here, you have a shmege.

@shmelldrawer:= The risky act of smelling a pair of your underwear to ascertain if they are clean or not before wearing them.

CAUTION: Should only be attempted in the absence of visual indicators.

Example: I asked my wife if the BVDs on top of the Cuisinart were clean and she said, No idea, shmelldrawer.

@Shmeltsy:= Tacky, unfashionable, cheesy, or sappy.

Example: Man, that movie you recommended last night was shmeltsy.

@shmongotz:= Dirt, debris, usually a small but offending blemish or smudge. Accent is on second sylable. Origin: cross-pollination of the sounds of Yiddish and Italian.

Example: 1. Get me the Visine. I got some shmongotz in my eye. 2. Wash your hands; I don't want any shmongotz on my CDs.

@Shmoo:= Shmoo Shnazzy Shampoo that smells like blue berries

Example: Hey Nade! ur hair smells good! have you been using shmoo again?

@shmooey:= a nickname for something cute and cuddley, like a kitty!

other uses: shmoodooo, shmoooies, shmoohead

Example: Where's my shmooodooo?!?

@shmotent:= This word is said as a curse, similar to saying Oh, my God! It is not named after anything in particular.

Example: Johnny wakes up one morning to see that his house has been robbed.

In a state of shock, he screams Shmotent!

By saying this, he has released some anger,

as well as portrayed to bystanders how he is feeling.

@Shmouldering:= Showing of the shoulder, but not as in wearing a tanktop; wearing a top that is too low-cut and periodically slips to reveal the shoulder.

Example: Look at Jessica in that boatneck shirt--she's shmouldering.

@shnam:= Cheesy, cheap, lame.

Example: I died seven times in a row! The computer opponent in this game is totally shnammy.

@shnarf:= Someone who is close, but slightly annoying. A friend.

Can be used as an affectionate scolding.

Example: You're a shnarf, Halley.

@shnarfaly:= Most excellent, incredibly desirable.

Example: That hot woman who just walked by is shnarfaly.

@Shnazzy:= Really Cool or Awesome

Example: That jacket your wearing is pretty shnazzy.

@Shnib:= a small, unidentifiable fleck of something (such as lint) on your clothes, on the carpet, etc.,

Example: You have a shnib on your sweater

@shnibblett:= A really cute toddler.

Example: Are you picking up the shnibblett from day-care today, or shall I?

@Shnikies:= WOW, that's amazing.

Example: Shnikies, that was cool

@Shockadefianok:= Exact meaning or spelling is unknown. It's spelled how it sounds.

A Polish phrase used my my grandmother, usually as an expletive when something undesirable happens.

Example: Shockadefianok! I owe on my taxes.

@Shockening:= Something a bit more shocking than normal.

Usually used when the shocking event or news is enough to so chronologically disorient you that you

forget about past, present, and future tense.

Example: You see a pig flying dangerously close to the ground: Shocking.

You see the plane the pig was piloting crash to the ground: Shockening.

@shoeshine:= Cool, brilliant, swinging.

Example: The gig was total shoeshine. I loved it.

@sholiloquy:= An unnecessarily obvious verbal broadcast of one's thoughts to make a point.

Example: Bill: Why don't you just tell me where it is?

Ben: Hmmm, if I tell you where it is, that's more work for me, but if I don't, that's more work for you.

Hmmm, think, think... In the above example, Ben has made a sholiloquy to show why he does not wish to enlighten Ben about the whereabouts of something.

@shonky:= Inferior quality, duff

Example: I had a really shonky pizza last night.

@Shoobedy Boobedy:= A phrase that denotes nonsense or is used as a non-sensical response to a question or comment.

Example: What's your name? Shoobedy Boobedy!

@Shooer:= The job title all Aussies adopt when over in the states: you shoo the kangaroos and koalas off the harbour bridge.

Example: What do I do back home? I'm a shooer, mate. Each morning I shoo off the kangaroos and koalas from the harbour bridge.

@shooosh:= when someone is being annoying and you want them to shut the hell up.

Example: Shoooosh, I do not want to hear you singing that NSYNC song!

@shoop:= One sheep. As in one goose and lots of geese.

A herd of sheep is fine, but it doesn't make sense to say Look at that sheep!

Example: Look at all those sheep! Look at that little shoop over there standing on its own!

@shoop:= One sheep.

Example: Lots of sheep and one shoop.

@shoot the gap:= The act of passing a vehicle through a seemingly impossible space in traffic, between buildings, etc.

Example: Shoot the gap. There's plenty of room betwen the curb and that car. You should have at least two inches to spare.

@shoot the tube:= To survive a bout of heavy drinking and hit the golden inebriated euphoric stage without

throwing up or passing out. What happens when you don't cross the line and don't go one drink too far.

Example: After the bottle of wine, and the sixth Gin and tonic, we thought Becky had crossed the line; but no, she switched to water and shot the tube.

@shootin' sheep:= Suffering from insomnia. When counting the sheep doesn't work, thin their numbers.

Example: Jim: Where's Greg gone to?

Tom: Oh, he's just shootin' sheep in his room.

@shopgrift:= Buying something with the intention of using it and returning it for a refund.

Example: I don't usually need a power saw, so I shopgrifted one from Home Depot.

@Short Sheet:= Leaving exactly two squares of the toilet paper and not replacing it with a new roll.

Example: If you don't want to short sheet someone, a good rule of thumb is to replace the toilet paper when you can see the brown cardboard through the tissue.

@shorts:= The smokable remains of a cigarette.

Example: Hey, save me shorts on that square!

@shortspeak:= Spoken language that omits articles and unnecessary elements, as in shorthand

Example: She said, Kiss, fool instead of Kiss me, you fool and I knew she was the one for me because I prefer shortspeak over monologue any day.

@Shorty Forty:= A 22-ounce beer.

Example: It's too late for a 40-ouncer. How about a shorty forty?

@Shorty:= A young person or an attractive female

Example: I gotta go pick up my shorty from school.

@shosho:= something that does not work as it should

Example: That firecraker was a shosho.

@Shot Nazi:= Individual(s) who has a strong desire to force shots of alcohol upon everyone else. This happens more often when the recipient does not wish to drink.

Example: I've had 12 beers and two whiskey sours, so tell that shot nazi to stop buying me pucker shots.

@shotgun marriage:= Usually a marriage when the bride is pregnant--under threat. A forced marriage.

Example: Andrew, you and Wilhelmina will have a shotgun marriage if ya try that again, ya hear!

@shotgun:= Aussie kangaroo hunting slang: to have the front seat of the ute (and not have to rough it on the back). Or, to have first shot at whatever chosen target.

Example: I shotgun the cute blonde at the bar.

@shotgun:= To claim rights to an object or service over anyone else. Once something has been shotgunned, it is not possible for that right to be overruled. Shortened version: gun, gunned, gunning.

Example: 1. Shotgun front seat! 2. You can't have that cake, I've gunned it. 3. Gun that chair!

@shoulbow:= The upper arm--i.e., the part of the arm between the shoulder and the elbow.

Example: I hurt my shoulbow. OR He's got good-looking shoulbows.

@shovel of justice:= When someone gets what they deserve.

Example: The school gardener got the shovel of justice.

@shovel:= To go fast, usually referring to vehicular travel. First noticed in the movie _Ronin_.

Example: A. What kind of car do we need?

B. I dunno. An Audi A4, or a perhaps a Quattro. Something that can shovel.

@Show us them teeth, boys!:= To be used when people are rather nasty. Can replace boys with girls as the situation suits.

Example: J: *^*@'# idiot! D: Oh, yeah? Helen: Show us them teeth, boys!

@show:= Part of the phrase doin' shows--acting overly dramatic in a situation,

drawing unnecessary attention to oneself or others around.

Example: We were in the mall and when Tasha tripped and fell.

She started yelling and blaming the boy behind us. She was doing shows.

@showdowner:= A gunfighter (lawman or outlaw) whose success in individual combat has become addictive.

Example: Son, you think you're fast but don't try him. He lives to kill. He's a real showdowner.

@shpadoinkle:= Something good and amazing.

Example: Have a shpadoinkle day.

@shpantz:= A combination of shorts and pants. The bottoms zip off and they become shorts.

Example: These shpantz are killing me.

@Shralp:= To do something with fierce concentration and effort. (Credited to James Ruggieri.)

Example: Sure, I was pulling it...but Guldman, he was *shralping* on it! It was amazing.

@Shrapnel:= Loose pocket change, usually large quantities thereof, frequently found in Canada where there is not only a one but also a two dollar coin--resulting in very heavy pockets and sagging pants.

Example: This round is yours. Sorry, all I have is shrapnel.

@shredded:= Doomed; in big trouble.

Example: When I saw the cops coming, I thought we were shredded for sure.

@shrig:= to shrug, in a horizontal, rather than vertical manner.

Example: completely confused by the world around me, sometimes I just have to shrig sadly, and move on.

@shrinkle:= To reduce in size and appearance by shrinking and wrinkling.

Example: Oops, my new cashmere sweater accidentally made it into the washload, and now it's all shrinkled.

@shrinkles:= A combination of shrink and wrinkles. What happens when you leave your favorite 100% cotton shirt in the dryer way too long.

Example: That shirt's a lost cause. It's full of shrinkles.

@shroomery:= A kind of dark, damp orchard for the growing of mushrooms.

Example: Kid: Mum, is dinner ready?

Mum: It would be ready a lot faster if you'd go to the shroomery and pick me some mushrooms.

Kid: Doh. Sucked in. Again.

@Shroosh:= To remove something quickly.

Example: Shroosh your clammy hands off my soda.

@shrub:= a miserable person, usually a male

Example: Vince will never get a girlfriend, he's too much of a shrub.

@shruburbs:= That point just outside the city where it seems each homeowner is competing in the nicest trimmed hedge contest.

Example: The shruburbs are a refreshing contrast to the concrete jungle of the inner city.

@shu' up:= Shut up.

Example: You are so stupid. Shu' up! I am not.

@shubadoowah:= Used to express pleasure about something cool or good happening.

Example: Our fave band is playing at the lido! Shubadoowah!

@shuburyness:= The sensation experienced of someone else's warmt when you sit down on a seat, often experienced on public transport, occasionally experienced on lavatories!

Example: I got some serious shuburyness on the subway this morning

@shucklak:= Sound of a shotgun loading.

Example: The echo of the shucklak hung in the air.

@Shumming:= V. To show the midriff.

Example: Look at that girl with the belly button ring! She is so shumming. | I love shumming in the summer, don't you?

@shump:= 1. the stuff remaining in a salad bowl after having completed eating the salad.