It's taking its toll on my mind and body; too much more of this and I'll be skidding out.

@Skiddy:= A Script Kiddie (a kid who thinks he's a hacker)

Example: I was talking on ICQ and some Skiddy threatened to fry my hard drive

@skiff:= To go. Possible origin: It is possible that the skiff used here was derived from the boat-like skiff, which is known for quick movement.

Example: The bell’s about to ring. We’d better skiff.

@skiffle:= An argument, a row, a fight.

Example: They had another skiffle today and now they aren't friends. Who would be after a fight?

@Skiffy:= A proper pronunciation of the horrible, abbreviated, and improper reference to science fiction, Sci-Fi. (Originated by members of the Seattle's Northwest Science Fiction Society, 1976) [ED. As every proper science fiction fan knows, the correct abbreviation for science fiction is SF.}

Example: After work, want to go see a skiffy flick?

@Skilla:= A term used to describe anything that may be pleasing.

Example: Skilla! That book was incredible.

@skimmer:= U.S. Naval Term. Any naval crewman of a ship or craft that operates on the surface of the water.

In common use in today’s U.S. Navy, this informal term derives from one meaning of the verb skim,

meaning “To glide or pass quickly over or along (a surface).”

It is one of three terms that very generally classifies a sailor into one of the three levels on

which the Navy operates and fights: below the sea (bubbleheads), on the sea (skimmers),

and above the sea (airdales).

See also in the Pseudodictionary: Bubblehead, Airdale.

Example: One submariner speaking to another about a sailor on a surface ship:

“Ah, what does he know about submarines. He’s a skimmer.”

@skimp:= An individual who is not forthcoming with her own effects; niggardly; stingy--or one who tells half-truths

Example: Don't be such a skimp, let me have one of your french fries for cryin' out loud!

@skin-flink:= A skin show, or flick, accented by the many colors of ink in tattoos.

Example: His skin-flink wowed all the young kids.

@Skin Filled:= TV series Seinfield.

Example: Uh oh, Skin Filled is on.

@skinmug:= A pubescent youth. An inexperienced young punk.

Example: Yo, Skinmug, you ain't skinnin', so you damn sure better be holding a leg. Go get the toolbox and make your young ass useful.

@skinny minny:= A person who is lanky, skinny, doesn't eat very much-- often used sarcastically.

Example: Okay, hands off the donuts, skinny minny.

@skinny:= older term for whazzup in the Midwest

Example: What's the skinny?

@skip:= Lowest form of script kiddie, highlighted by low intelligence and lack of knowledge of computer systems.

Commonly found trying to crack cable modem users. Generally have big mouths.

Example: A: So, did that loudmouth skip on IRC ever do anything to your computer, like he said?

B: He just tried some outdated overflow trick. Just some skip.

@skitcher:= A person who is highly agitated, unstable, unpredictable or generally terrifying in a stop and go type fashion. Meant to be screeched slowly and dramatically in a high-pitched horror movie voice in reference to the appropriate individual (only when appropriate, of course). Can also be used to scare small children.

Example: See that guy over there with the twitch who one minute is sleeping in a heap by the parking meter and the next minute is lurching unexpectedly towards random strangers? Skitcher!

@skitter, skidder:= One who skids; derogatory term for loser, often used like scumbag, lowlife.

Example: That welfare mother is skidding.

@Skitterback:= To make a clicking noise in the same way one taps a can of chewing tobacco, by holding the middle finger and thumb together, and flicking the wrist, to make the index finger collide with the other two fingers to produce a snapping noise.

The practice originates in (don't laugh) Morehead, Kentucky, where two students invented it in order to annoy a teacher

(let's get her back). It is now used also to honor things that one deems cool.

Example: Whoah, Pizza Hut, skitterback son! *click click click*

@skittle:= An extremely inconspicuous act of revenge that results in no real harm done, but nevertheless provides the person seeking revenge with a sense of satisfaction.

Example: Tom forgot to take the trash out, so I left him a skittle--I moved the bookmark seven pages in the book he's reading.

@skitzie:= Hyper, overactive. The opposite of calm. In need of medication.

Example: Does she ever slow down? She is just so skitzie.

@Skivalitis:= Medical condition suffered by UK schoolchildren. Symptoms include no nausea, no high temperature, and no feverishness. In short, they are skiving.

Example: Where's John today? Skivalitis, Miss.

@skivee:= Another word for dirty skank.

Example: You want nothing to do with her. Trust me! She is a skivee!

@skiwompis:= Used to describe something that is really**2 messed up when you have no clue what is wrong with it.

Example: This stupid bike is all skiwompis.

@skizzillisms:= A collection of extreme skills.

Example: I just came back from the skateboarding competition, and those skaters had mad skizzillisms.

@skleemwasch:= The sound made by eyes rolling.

Example: I could hear a skleemwasch as Sarah rolled her eyes.

@sklunklish:= general moodiness; dyspepsia of the spirit; non-specific disgust or aggravated boredom. Originally heard in the film The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer, uttered by Shirley Temple--apparently hepslang in upper middle class high schools in the late 1940s.

Example: Woke up feeling sklunklish, just stayed in bed all morning.

@skmath:= n. a generic term for people who work at fast food restaurants to help finance their post secondary education.

Example: lets go to pita pit and visit skmath!

@skoad:= A suggestion to action or movement.

Presumably a contraction of Let's go, dude.

Generally used only by those of diminished capacity.

Example: Dude, there's a keg at Reek's!

Skoad

@skoal:= (v) To drink or guzzle. From a Swedish toast where all participants call out Skoal! and then consume the entire drink.

Example: Don't skoal that Dr. Pepper, Adam. You'll get the hiccups.

@skoeat:= Used as an invitation to dine.

Example: Are you hungry? I'm starving, let's skoeat.

@Skomie:= A person who is a half skater and half Homie.

Example: Those skomies can't bust good tricks.

@skonan:= So, go on and...

Example: You chilluns just skonan go tuh church an' I'll have somethin' otha fo' ya t'eat when ya gits back.

@Skoot:= Cool.

Example: That's a very skoot skateboard.

@skootch:= slide over, move

Example: skootch over a bit, so I can sit down

@skorpulls:= The little white bumps on your tongue.

Example: Why do I have so many skorpulls when I'm going on a date?

@skosh:= a small amount.

Example: I'll just have a skosh of pasta.

@skrauncho:= Skanky, raunchy hoe. {Ho, ho?}

Example: Are you jealous of the attention that skrauncho is getting?

@Skrilla:= Money, Loot, Chedda.

Example: whut up ninjaz,I gots the skrilla fo' rilla, I'll take care of the chizeck

@Skritch:= To scratch an itch

Example: I had to strich reaaly bad at work today!

@skrug:= Refers to a small patch of carpet which has been soiled by falling coffee,

and will be ignored in the hope that evaporation will do our dirty work for us.

Primarily used as an stand alone expletive, but can be used as a modifier for other more common expletives.

Example: Skrugging 'ell, I've spilled my Sanka.

@skugly:= Cool

Example: Lance Bass of 'NSYNC is sooo skugly!

@skull-and-crossbones:= A particularly dreadful client or person with whom you no longer want to do business or have contact.

Example: When he refused to pay me for my work, he became a skull-and-crossbones file.

@skull-testing question:= A tough one, you'll really have to think hard to come up with a good answer.

Example: I'll need a minute or two--that's real skull-testing question

@skull drag:= A tedious and boring task.

Example: That Web site functionality meeting was a real skull drag...I could hardly stay awake.

@Skullet:= A balding mullet.

Example: The dickhead at the bar was sporting a skullet.

@skumb4gitis:= Inflammation of the mouse hand. (AOL users only)

Example: Jimmy had to cancel his AOl account because he had chronic skumb4gitis.

@skump:= Someone who wears really shoddy shoes.

Example: Look at Homer's shoes, he's a skump.

@skun:= To remove the skin of an animal.

Example: I skun all the rabbits.

@skunge:= a buildup of mud and rain water that is most often found in schools or other public places

Example: The skunge at our old school was so thick, you would slip on it.

@Skunk Ape:= Slang for Bigfoot or a really tall girl

Example: Dang she's tall. Yea, she a straight up Skunk Ape.

@skunked:= A beverage product which has a vile, stomach churning taste resulting from mold, decay, or some sort of bacterial growth.

Usually refers to especially vile beer that wasn't taken care of properly.

Example: You left the beer in the hot sun? It's probably skunked now.

@skunty:= Someone who's rude, boorish, and suffers from poor hygiene to boot.

Example: Spike thinks she's so tough and punk rock, but really she's just skunty.

@skupine:= A mixture of the bad parts of a skunk and a porcupine. Smelly, spiky, and annoying.

Example: Mich's a skupine.

@skutch:= A word I made up for the times when things are in a real mess. As such, it defies a description.

Example: This traffic-jam is a real skutch-up. This last wind storm really skutched things up.

@skutch:= To move or get out of the way.

Example: I often tell my dog to skutch when he's underfoot. He seems to understand.

@Skvvveeeeeeeshhee!:= Noise one must always emit when squeezing juice or liquids from a small object, esp. food.

Example: When holding a little smokie, grasp it with your thumb and index finger and say, Skvvveeeeeeeshhee!

and watch the juices flow.

@skycastles:= Nominally non-conformist. Descriptive of a person who, in his or her attempt to be original, has simply shifted group affiliations (e.e.c many goths, punks, bikers, or whiggers). Comes from the phrase building castles in the sky.

Example: Chris: Did you see Jerry? What's with the spiked hair? I thought he liked 60s rock.

John: Man, Jerry's gone all skycastles.

@skyclad:= A person carousing in the nude; clad only by the sky.

Example: Jeanine, prancing skyclad about the poolside, looked heavenly in the most attractive shade of cirrus.

@skydock:= Orbiting equivalent of a naval drydock.

Example: Looking over the damage to the starship, the engineer said, She'll be a week in skydock.

@Skygroundsky:= From mountain biking, esp. downhilling.

To crash in such a way that your field of vision switches very fast between the sky

and the ground several times.

Example: Bert: What kept you on that last section?

Ernie: I skygroundsky'd on the second dropoff.

@skynni:= Something very cool.

Example: That new movie is so skynni.

@slab:= A carton containing 24 stubbies (small bottles) of beer. Australian slang.

Example: Hey Rob, could you pick up a slab of VB from the shop?

@slab:= Very, very long, straight stretch of highway, extremely boring to drive on.

Example: Let's get off of this slab and go through some small towns.

@Slack:= Street parlance meaning nasty.

Example: That is one slack hamburger.

@slacker:= A person who is so slow she falls behind at anything that needing speed.

Example: When we were walking, we got behind a slacker who made us late for the movie.

@slackracker:= A slacker who is verbally dysfunctional and slow-witted.

Example: No one can understand a word you're saying. You're being a slackracker.

@Slagified:= A person who dresses in a slutty way.

Example: Do I look slagified in this?

@slam:= Excellent. Good.

Example: That dessert was slam, Melba. {Peach Melba. I got it.}

@slammin':= used in place of the overused word cool, or neat. Used to describe something you like.

Example: I loved how you put that rude guy back in his place. That was slammin'!

@slammin:= Cool, approvingly.

Example: Your new shoes are slammin.

@Slamo:= The way Anakin Skywalker calls people Slime-ball.

Example: Nice one, slamo!

@slanguage:= slang + language, need I say more....?

Example: What slanguage do you speak?

@slantendicular:= Neither upright nor flat; neither vertical or horizontal.

Example: The Leaning Tower of Pisa is the worlds's most famous slantendicular building.

@slantered:= To be extremely drunk.

Example: We got so slantered at that party.

@slap-nuts:= A derogotory term used to insult someone.

Example: Listen Up Slap Nuts if you dont shape up I am going to fire you.

@slap-pack:= The trunk of a car, most accurately used in describing such of an old or worn-down car.

Example: You want to go golfing? Throw your clubs in the slap-pack and we'll hit the road.

@slap-your-mother-fabulous:= Used to describe something extraordinary.

Example: This website is slap-your-mother-fabulous.

@Slap me sideways (and call me:= Expression of astonishment.

Example: Slap me sideways! I'm on a diet and I gained four pounds.

@slap me up:= Give me a high five.

Example: Nice shot. Slap me up.

@slapdog:= Buddy, homeboy, or a good friend.

Example: What are you doing, slapdog?

@slapper:= an alternative word for a slut

Example:

@slapping fiesta:= To hit a person with the insides of the hands numerous times in the face. Usually initiated after victim has said/done something to upset the administrator of the slap.

Example: Billy drew on my paper so I gave him a slapping fiesta.

@slapping the cobra:= Provoking someone or something. From going to the zoo and slapping the glass of the cobra cage to see if it will put its hood up and spit.

Example: Every time I see that 20-year old twit, Amber, I feel like slapping the cobra.

@slappy:= When one is prone to slapping others for unknown reasons; or for sheer self-amusement.

Example: Why you gotta be so slappy?! What the hell did I do?

@slash:= Same-gender affection/smut fan fiction stories written about characters who are not in a

same-gender relationship in the actual TV show/movie/whatever.

Example: One of the oldest and most common pairings in slash is Kirk/Spock (read Kirk slash Spock).

@slashdot:= v. to generate enough activity to bring a system to it's knees, specifically a webserver. From the site slashdot.org, whose news stories are links to other sites, which then almost immediately bog down.

Example: I was going to read that cool article, but the site's slashdotted. Anywhere there's a natural disaster and relatives try to call loved ones, the phone system gets slashdotted.

@Slashdotized:= When you're being overloaded by an incredible amount of sessions on your webserver.

Example: Hey, Matt, my website was slashdotized this weekend.

@Slat:= A dollar, a buck.

Example: The tab was 12 dollars. I threw down a double sawbuck which left her with a fin and 3 slats for a tip.

@slater:= Contraction of See you later.

Example: Slater, Paul.

@Slaveway:= employer slang for Safeway (a food store). This term was in use in the '70s. I don't know if it is currently used.

Example: I'll have to miss the show. They've got me on afternoons at Slaveway.

@Slayage:= The act of slaying...to have slain

Example: From the Jossverse of BtVS We had major slayage tonight Giles.

@slazzy:= Poorly attempting to dress nicely.

Possible origin: Combination of snazzy (nicely dressed) and sleazy (poorly dressed).

Example: Christine looked very slazzy when she entered the fancy restaurant.

@sleavage:= Much like the cleavage on a woman only instead of having a low cut dress the arm holes are large.

Example: Looking from the side her sleavage was quite pleasing.

@sleaze-train:= A group of all males or all females who go out with the express aim of picking up...passengers.

Example: Hey, guys, we ridin' the sleaze-train tonight?

@sleazium:= A fictitious mineral which, taken as a dietary supplement, will promote dishonesty, corruption, and generally shoddy behavior. Occurs in the phrase sleazium mine, denoting a corrupt commercial enterprise.

Example: I couldn't bring myself to accept the bribe; I guess I didn't get my daily minimum requirement of sleazium at breakfast this morning.

@Sleep-show:= Describes someone who can, or will

fall asleep all the time.

Example: My brother fell asleep on a rollercoaster. What a sleep-show.

@Sleep Depardieu:= Describes how during an all night party session people mysterously becme more attractive. Named after Gйrard Depardieu, a man considered handsome by the French. May also be referred to as a Gйrard.

Example: Q. Who was that Gйrard I saw you with last night?

A. Eek! Don't ask me. I was suffering from Sleep Depardieu.

@Sleeper:= Hot Rod slang. A car that doesn't look like much, but is actually really fast.

Example: When I pulled up to the light, I saw this grandma car in the next lane, so I didn't worry. Then the light turned, and it just smoked me off the line. Man what a sleeper.

@sleepilerious:= When one wakes up from a long nap after oversleeping and is not exactly half-asleep,

but is still too tired to perform simple tasks with ease. Also includes stumbling around.

Example: Rip VanW spilled a glass of orange juice 'cause he was still sleepilerious after his 12-hour nap.

@sleeptard (ed):= when one has had little sleep and is slap happy

Example: I am such a sleeptard today, I was up all night last night

@sleepy ha ha's:= When you are so tired everything is funny and you can't stop laughing you have the sleepy ha ha's.

Example: It's 4:00 and Sam can't stop laughing. She has a case of the sleepy ha ha's.

@sleppy:= Slut+preppy, a word my boyfriend and I created to describe the crowd at this chain bar Fado.

Example: The rolled up J. Crew shirt with the low-rise khakis really completes the sleppy look on that

sorority girl at the bar.

@slerm:= the slimy substance found under a bar of soap when left wet.

Example: When she went to pick up the soap she discovered that she found a handful of slerm.

@sliceage:= The amount of slices in a pizza, pie, etc.