2. Descriptive of the motions of a very uncoordinated dancer.

Example: Sorry about that vase. My hand just went into spasmations. Watch out, I'm spasmatory again.

@spasticathon:= A period of time which involves dealing with several complete idiots.

Example: How was your day at work, honey?

Ohh, don't ask, it was a complete spasticathon.

@spastication:= The quality one holds when charmingly mad. Others: spaz, loco etc...

Example: She holds herself with grace and spastication.

@spatch:= Synonym for area or space.

Example: Johnny: Mom, there's a spatch of my English muffin that doesn't have butter!

@spate:= To strike or to slap someone's face in a backhand fashion, in response to verbal abuse or an insult

Example: I'll spate you right in the face if you say something like that again.

@spathetic:= So pathetic. Extremely pathetic.

Example: I can't even afford a latte. That's spathetic.

@Spation:= Space station.

Example: My house was destroyed by a piece of debris from the MIR spation.

Those damn Vulcans are attacking the spation again. Raise the shields!

@spatula:= Mild exclamation of disgust or frustration, often uttered by members of the blue-rinse

set too timid to use actual profanity.

Example: When my mother-in-law loses a game of solitaire, she often mutters spatula under her breath.

@spazbomb:= Someone who is an idiot. Comes from a child's writing which was misread--it meant to say space bomb.

Example: Don't do that, spazbomb.

@spazitsu:= A martial art system based on what you *think* you've seen done in martial arts flicks, but as you are physically incapable of imitating, your motions resemble that of a complete spaz.

Example: i got in a fight with my girlfriend the other day, and man she really cracked out the spazitsu.

@spazmastical:= Variation of the word Magical.

Example: The One movie was spazmastical in one sort of way.

@spazmatron:= (1) a clumsy person. (2) uncoordinated. (3) spaz.

Example: Every time that spazmatron Billy Bob Jack eats spaghetti, he gets sauce on his shirt.

@spaznastic:= To describe someone or someone's behavior that is unusual but intriguing.

Example: Michael Jackson has spaznastic moves.

@spaznut:= A complete idiot who is in the act of doing something foolish.

Example: Don't mess with Texas, you spaznut.

@spaztastic:= Combination of spazzy and fantastic. Used when someone is extremely hyper or something is really great.

Example: She was extremely spaztastic. She downed a tube of Crest, then sang beautifully.

@spazwhacked:= completely blown away, suprised and lost for words

Example: I was fully spazwhacked when I saw that Ricky Martin was dancing in my lounge room.

@spazwinkle:= a foolish idiot in humorous terms, such as in a chat room.

Example: what a spazwinkle, he locked his keys in the car.

@Spazzamotto:= A graceless spaz, a la Quasimodo.

Example: Nice going Spazzamotto, you knocked over the table.

@spazzocaltatic:= Extremely and overly clumsy and insane.

Example: Kim is so spazzocaltatic she is always falling. I think she's crazy, too.

@speako:= like a typo, but when you are talking

Example: Yes, in one swell foop. Oops! I made a speako -- what I meant to say was in one fell swoop...

@speccie:= Spek-eee. A word derived from spectacular, particularly used by lazy Australian Rules supporters.

Example: Woahhh, whatta mark! That was so a speccie!

@Specky:= Short for spectacular.

Example: Have you seen Daniel's new car? It's pretty specky.

@spectabulous:= Spectacular and fabulous.

Example: That ride was spectabulous.

@speechilize:= To render words verbally yet incorrectly. To speak aloud.

Example: I'm sorry, but I'm having a hard time speechilizing right now. My tongue is all tied up.

@speecho:= A commonly mispronounced word or altered on porpoise just for fun.

Example: To speak or not to speec, that is the speecho.

@speidi:= A marinated delicacy, consisting of a shish kebob with chunks of (in order of preference) lamb, pork, or beef. This culinary masterpiece originated in the tiny village of Sharkey's in or near Binghamton, New York,

and was the subject of many get rich quick schemes. (Locally, see Salamida's or Lupo's.)

Example: I'm going to open a speidi stand in Florida and make a million!

@speilberg:= verb: to describe something over and over again in Steven Speilberg proportions

Example: After speilberging for an hour about his new mobile phone he got a call and left the room.

@spelk:= Verb denoting a dialect variation on the spelling or pronunciation of a word. {Glad to see you here, ddt. Reconize the email as well as the monicker. How about some clever input for the example at longtalk. MW}

Example: You people from back east! In dis part of da country we'd spelk that word fergeddaboutit!

@Spelling Nazi:= People who vehemently kick people for making spelling mistakes.

Example: Frodo must have nothing else to do but be the Spelling Nazi.

@spellow:= Used to describe the color sponge yellow. Derived from the cartoon SpongeBob.

Example: There goes a spellow VW Beetle.

@spelunky:= A lunkhead who's a legend in the caverns of his own mind.

Example: Chatroom dwellers who yell Korn Rulz are spelunky.

@spendy:= adj. Used to refer to something that appears to be costly or expensive

Example: Damn! I'll bet those new shoes were spendy.

@spenecial:= An word describing one who feels smart or special after stating the obvious.

Example: There are pages in this book. I'm spenecial for figuring that out.

@sperman:= A cross between Spanish and German.

Example: She speaks Spanish and I speak German, so the best we could do was to speak Sperman.

@spesh:= The superlative of special.

Example: 1) Be very careful with this, it's a spesh T-Shirt.

@Spew:= 1.To vomit. 2. To constantly babble on.

Example: Do you hear this sh-- he's Spewing?

@spewin:= too be extremly upset or angry

Example: when micheal couldnt get his shoes quick he was absolutly spewin

@spewseum:= The museum that has been dedicated solely to Spam luncheon meat.

Example: Mmmm, I'm hungry. I hope there are free samples at the spewseum.

@spheridootness:= The amount that an object is spherical.

Example: This ball's spheridootness has gone downhill since we started hitting it with the hammer

@spibipibis:= An amount of nonsense that is nearly too massive for any single human to tolerate.

Example: I can't believe the level of spibipibis that goes on at the crappy excuse for a company where I work.

@spice box:= A person who is always ready and willing to state his or her opinion however controversial,

politically incorrect, or offensive it may be.

Example: Brian is always arguing his point even when the Professor says he's wrong. He's a real spice box.

@spice melange:= Orange-brown dried residue at the bottom of coffee mugs deliberately left unwashed by their owners. Many such owners are highly protective of their spice.

Example: A: Time to wash the dishes. B: Leave my mug alone. A: That filthy cup hasn't been washed in ages. It's got crap solidified in the bottom. B: Hey, that's my spice melange. It adds spice to my coffee. Leave my cup alone!

@spider:= A web designer.

Example: That new Swedish chat site is wack--it's full of spiders.

@spiferiffic:= Something very extraordinarily cool.

Example: You got tickets to the concert? That's spiferiffic!

@spiffarific:= 1.Spiffy and teriffic. 2. Very cool.

Example: The colors of the northern lights are spiffarific.

@spifferific:= describes something that is positive.

Example: I had a totally spifferific time at the ostrich farm

@spifferooni:= used to show delight in something that is spiffy or neat.

Example: look at this! spifferooni!

@spifficate:= To make better or cooler.

Example: Bob, you sure spifficated your car.

@spiffilicious:= Extremely spiffy.

Example: You know that girl, Rebecca? Now there's a spiffilicious babe.

@spiffing:= A WASPish exclamation of approval.

Example: A. Buffy, what do you say to cocktails at the country club?

B. Spiffing!

@spiffisplendacularific:= (adj) Really**3 good.

Example: The skiing today is spiffisplendacularific.

@spifftacular:= It's not only spiffy and spectacular but spifftacular.

Example: You look spifftacular, Fernando.

@Spiffy:= A word used to show approval or happiness in regards to something.

Example: 1: That shirt is really spiffy. 2: I just won ten million dollars! Spiffy.

@Spifty:= Spiffy + nifty.

Example: Spifty!

@spig:= The part of a pig were Spam comes from.

Example: Hey, Bob! Throw all that spig in the bin. They need it 'cause they're makin' another batch of Spam.

@spiggin':= (adj) Used in place of a curse word to emphasize.

Example: It's spiggin' windy outside.

@spigotting:= To drink (or eat or use) a substance without decanting into an acceptable vessel.

Example: He spigotted the milk (i.e., drank the milk right from the carton).