2. They were spigotting the ketchup and mayonnaise. (I.E., the bottles were put on the table, not put into proper dishes for serving.

A prominent characteristic of bachelors if they have anything in the fridge at all.)

@spill and fill:= Anything generated by a form, especially a website.

Example: Your website looks so spill and fill, put some cool stuff on it.

@spilled-the-shasimem:= phrase used to confuse people in authority who are getting in your way and trying to give you a hard time

Example: Sir I will need to see some ID Ummm, you spilled-the-shasimem, right there some shasimem.

@spin doctor:= Washington DC expression, a spokesperson who attempts to limit damage after a politician

has said something stupid or backed himself into a jam.

Example: There wasn't a spin doctor alive who could have saved Nixon after the tapes were released.

@Spin:= A measure of time. One hour is one spin of the big hand on a clock.

Example: Only one more spin to go before we can leave for the day.

@spindwiddie:= At night, when the house is dark and you're walking down the hallway and don't qiute make the turn around the doorway, you smash part of your face on the corner and bounce off--that's a spindwiddie.

Example: My face hurts. Must be that spindwiddie I did last night.

@spingle:= Spite + single. In baseball, a single hit in spite, just to ruin the pitcher's statistics,

esp. when not benefitting the hitting team.

Example: Mussina was had a perfect game going at Fenway until Everett hit that spingle in the bottom of the ninth.

@spinhacker:= Anyone who engages in the deconstruction of propaganda for the edification of others.

Example: Did you see that guy on TV last night tear into that campaign manager? Man, what a spinhacker.

@spink:= the frothy white toothpaste substance which is transfered from your mouth to the sink. It can also be the reminense of toothpaste which at times you see on peoples faces or clothing. Spink can often be found on the tops of faucets as well.

Example: My spink missed the sink and landed on the faucet.

@spinner:= A rather samll, attractive female, usually around 5'2 or smaller.

If, during sex with her on top, you flick her, she'd spin around like a nut on a bolt.

Example: Person 1: Describe yourself for me.

Person 2: Oh, I'm about 5 feet tall, 95 lbs...

Person 1: Oh, a spinner!

@spitaloved:= Someone who like to spend time in the hospital,

a place where he feels at home, and sometimes even better, without any motivation.

Example: The old man was spitaloved.

@spiteful death!:= When inanimate objects attack.

Commonly used with regards to kitchen appliances,

but applicable elsewhere as well. Also an exclamation used in such cases.

Example: Spiteful death! Becca screamed, as the safety blade on the Saran Wrap brutally attacked her wrist.

@spiteor:= When someone is talking to you, and spit flies out of his mouth and lands on you.

Example: Slow down! I just go hit by your spiteor.

@spitiful:= Something sadly contemptuous.

Example: What a spitiful habit.

@spitter:= Automated teller or machine that dispenses money.

Example: I'm gonnna get me some dough from the spitter.

@spitter:= Something to spit chewing snuff into, usually used indoors as not to spit all over the floor

Example: Brandon, give me that bottle. I'm going to put a dip in and I need a spitter while we're watching this movie.

@spivey:= Derived from a character played by Tony Pierce in the film _Dances With Wolves_,

the term refers to repulsive and unethical (even potentially criminal) people,

often also in the category of rednecks or bums and street scum.

Example: I was going to park under the overpass, but there were a lot of spiveys over there.

Uh-oh. Here comes Spivey.

That guy seemed like a bit of a spivey to me.

@splab a squiffy:= To read something really fast without actually reading it properly;

to glance at something.

Example: Did you read that article?

No, but I'll splab a squiffy later on.

@splace:= Of or referring to a parking place or space.

Example: It was hard for me to find a parking splace when I went to the mall on Friday.

@spladoogendoggen:= Used in place of the word walk to avoid getting the dog's hopes up in case the answer is no.

Example: Are you going to take Willie for a spladoogendoggen?

@splain:= To explain.

Example: Speak slowly as you splain this to me.

@splang:= a cross between splash and bang which is experienced when one bellyflops into water and it hurts.

Example: I did a bellyflop and it splanged badly!

@splash and dash:= Formula 1 slang. A pitstop in which a car fills up with enough fuel to see it to the end of the race, without changing tyres. (Not, as I once convinced my mother, an opportunity for the driver to relieve himself quickly.)

Example: That's Badoer coming in for a splash and dash...

@splassy:= Surf conditions, rough but no good waves to surf.

Example: How's the beach? No good, too splassy.

@splatatoes:= Mashed potatoes that are too thin and splatter on your plate when served.

Example: I piled my corn and stuffing on my splatatoes to save room for the cranberries.

@splattermouth:= Someone that frequently splatters water out of her mouth.

Example: Chris is such a splattermouth.

@splea or spleaded:= To plead with someone using a spear or a weapon.

Example: I spleaded with my mom, but she thought I was crazy and sent me to my room. OR

Just splea with her! It'll freak her out, so she'll let you go.

@splech:= A blending of spit and blech! to describe the thing you do when you open wide and drop a mouthful of partly chewed food onto your plate in disgust.

Often pronounced sort of Germanish, as shpleck, and sounds best if you pretend to do the deed as you say the word. Don't spit! Simply open mouth and push out with tongue.

Example: If thine meat fat offends thee, splech it out!

@splendiferous:= var. of splendid; shows extreme enthusiasm, approval of an idea or situation

Example: Stevo: Want to go to the movies later?

Magz: Sure! I'll pay for the popcorn.

Stevo: Splendiferous!

@splendiforous:= Used when something inspires great feelings of rapture.

Example: Yesterday I had the day off work and had the most splendiforous time.

@splert:= Splat alert. To warn some one about a mysterious goo.

Example: Splert! Watch out, you dont want to step in that mess.

@Splink:= verb. To casually mention your boyfriend or girlfriend in conversation, in order to show that you are not interested in the listener without making him or her lose face. The boyfriend or girlfriend can be real or imaginary.

Example: I thought it was going to be a study-date, but she splinked me early on, so I guess we were just studying.

@split your wig:= I will hit you

Example: Do you want me to split your wig?

@Split:= To leave, to get outta here, especially in reference to going somwhere better than where you are right now!

Example: This party stinks, let's split

@sploded:= a silly word for something that reccently exploded

Example: oh no! my car engine sploded!

@splody:= 1: very cool 2:to explode with anger, anxiousness, or nervousness 3: general exclamation used in place of Wheee!

Example: That is one splody shirt!, You totaled your car?? Your mom is gonna go splody!, SPLOOOODYYYYY!

@Splooge:= 1.Prison oatmeal. 2. Anything remotely disgusting.

Example: Don't eat that Splooge, you'll die.

@splorfy:= A water-logged carpet or rug .

Example: After the pipe burst, the carpet was splorfy.

@Splotch:= unknown mark, possibly from something spilt

Example: i can't seem to get this splotch out of the carpet

@splunge:= Not yes, not no. A way to provide a definitive answer without making a decision.

Essentially, I abstain. (From Monty Python's skit Twentieth Century Vole.)

Example: Should we go to Dairy Queen, or Long John Silver's? Splunge.

@splurger:= When things merge in an unorganized fashion.

Example: There were three lines before we opened the doors,

and when we opened them it was a splurger to get inside.

@splurt:= To laugh so hard that your drink flies out your nose.

Example: When I read the entry bingowings I splurted ginger ale all over my keyboard. That's why its so sticky, honest.

@splyph:= meaning cool or awsome.

Example: This dictionary is splyph!

@spobby:= An activity that is not quite a sport because there's little physical effort but not really a hobby because it's played competitiveley.

Example: I go fishing as my spobby. OR My favorite spobby is snooker.

@spock plug:= found only in Rhode Island, this device is a sparking device that helps to fire any internal combustion engine

Example: Put down that Del's lemonade and help me put these new spock plugs in the cah.

@Spock:= to raise one's eyebrow at someone, usualy in disbelief, question or supprise

Example: Eleri spocks at Ryan

@Spocking:= Taking a $5 Canadian bill and adding a bowl-style haircut so it looks like Star Trek's Mr. Spock.

Example: Check out this bill I just Spocked.

@spod:= (Noun) The British synonym for the primarily American terms 'nerd' or 'geek'.

Example: David does Java programming simply for his own amusement. What a spod!

@spoggy:= Chewing gum.

Example: Want some spoggy?

@spoiler:= Member of middle-management who, when asking you to do something perfectly reasonable,

can't help spoiling it by adding an unnecessary stress-causing qualifyer. E.g.,

...instead of just standing there.

Example: John, can you restock the cigarettes please? Sure.