Verb - to offer a solution that only poorly addresses a problem

other forms - squudgy (adj), squudgily (adv), squudginess (n)

Example: Enron's defense of its accounting practices is a squudge because it stretches the rules to their limit.

Bill Clinton squudged his account of his friendship with Monica Lewinsky.

@Squzzed:= Slang form of the word squeezed.

Example: She was so large that she squzzed herself out of the door.

@sqwank:= A writing tool.

Example: Hey, hand me my sqwank, will you?

@stabaccomoking:= Smoking.

Example: A. Please take your cigar and do your stabaccomoking somewhere else. B. OK ... when you learn to spell.

@Stabbu:= something you do to someone you don't like.

Example: Man, if you don't give me back my Nachos I might just have to Stabbu.

@stabe:= Hitting someone with the flat side of a blade of grass.

Example: Quit buggin' me or I'm gonna stabe you.

@staboogie:= When you walk up to a cute nose and squeeze it, you say staboogie.

Example: Hey, come here and let me staboogie your nose!

@stacious:= Rigid, inflexible, someone who is unyielding.

Example: The stacious wood remained even after a hurricane.

@stacking order:= a synonym for food chain, used in reference to an office-like atmosphere.

Example: When I first started working here, Delia was at the bottom of the stacking order, and somehow she passed me up.

@stackronym:= Stacking acronym. A string of acronyms, such that one letter of an acronym represents

another acronym; opitomized by the incessant use of 'G' (meaning GNU) in fFree software.

Example: GDK = GTK+ Drawing Kit

GTK+ = GIMP Tool Kit

GIMP = GNU Image Manipulation Program

GNU = Gnu's Not Unix

so. GDK is a stackronym fFor:

Gnu's Not Unix Image Manipulation Program Tool Kit Drawing Kit

@stadistic:= to laugh insanely and uncontrollably

Example: louise was stadistic when clea fell off the chair

@Stados:= Everything is great; couldn't be better; feel great; compliment on a job well done.

Example: Hey, Clancy, stados on your last deal.

The Lakers are stados tonite

@staggit:= A type of person that defies description by mere words,

but rather can best be understood by studying the psyche and the behaviour of the ficticious character

Joe Dirt--played by David Spade in the movie of same name.

Example: Hey, staggit, are you done with my Nascar video yet? OR

Hey, staggit, you should have gone with us to the WWF show.

This stuff is for REAL--they say it isn't, but it IS!

@Staghornalite:= An as yet unidentified mineral from the horny tissue of certain members of the deer family.

Example: Staghornalite traces have been found in the pigments of cave paintings of prehistoric deer, by early man.

@stain magnet:= Someone who is so prone to messing up her clothes that she can get dirty

without even touching anything.

Example: My brother-in-law is a stain magnet. He managed to get food on his shoulder while eating.

@stairwell vertigo:= That feeling of loss of balance you get from looking down a stairwell

(especially firestairs) in a large buliding.

Example: Coming back from the meeting I had the worst case of stairwell vertigo.

@stalebo:= Pronounced staleebo.

A car driving that has only one headlight working.

If the pop-up type, it looks like it is winking at other drivers.

Example: I went to get my car headlight replaced, as I didn't want others to see my car was a stalebo as I drove home.

@stalkable:= adj. worthy of stalking. cute, appealing.

Example: The guy sitting next to her in class is absolutely stalkable.

@stalkerified:= (adj) Acting like a stalker, in a very obvious way..

Example: John-Bob: So, where do you live?

Mary: Well, what a stalkerified question!

@stamble:= Colliding in a serial fashion with small or immovable objects while walking, usually accompanied by curses and rising levels of frustration. (Cross between stub and amble.)

Example: Alex hopped by holding his foot as if in agony on his way to the bathroom and knocked his good foot into a hot iron, screaming Oh! @#$%*@! and slammed the bathroom door closed.

Jake said, yawning: Why don't he just stop stamblin' around the place?

@stampled:= Stamped and trampled. When one is walked on by someone who makes no attempt to avoid doing so.

Example: I fell in the mosh pit, and got stampled by some guy in an Adikts tee.

@stand on somebody:= believe on somebody.

Example: nomatter what he said,i stand on you!

@stand up:= the act of not meeting up with someone, even though you have plans

Example: I was looking forward to my date with Sheila. After waiting at the bar for two hours for her, I realized that I had been stood up

@standard issue:= Regulation item, the norm.

Example: A: What are you getting at the bottle shop?? B: Just standard issue, a carton of draught.

@stankadellic:= Something that smells really bad.

Example: That limburger cheese is stankadellic.

@stankonia:= State of supreme sleaziness; disgusting; revolting,

Example: They keep playing that new Linkin Park song at work. It's complete stankonia.

@stanky tang laundry mat gang:= The local town square girls that stand by the corner or in a laundromat or other store located on the square trying not to get caught by the police.

Example: Dont hang out with her. She's part of the stanky tang laundry mat gang.

@stanky:= someone or something that smells really bad

Example: that cabbie was total stanky bro!

@Staple:= Close friend.

Example: That's my staple.

@Starbucked:= An exhaustive, exaggerated, and overly

bureaucratic method of developing a simple solution or process.

Example: Instead of taking two weeks, this project got Starbucked into three months.

@starbucking:= going to Starbucks--also starbuckification, starbuckified.

Example: Bridget, shall we go starbucking on Thursday?

@starbuckitus:= The need of a person to drink Starbucks coffee 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Example: John I think you have starbuckitus.

@starbucksian:= An adjective which describes an item or store related to the popularization of a once grass-roots theme.

Example: When the flashy new starbucksian restaurant put the diner out of business, the neighborhood was finally considered upscale.

@starbucksism:= An addiction to Starbucks, not an addiction to caffeine or coffee.

Example: I spent another three hours there yesterday. My starbucksism is getting worse.

@starbursting:= Turning on one's hazard lights in a handicapped space (or other restricted zone)