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2. I wanted to argue with him but his logic was way too tight.

@tight:= Also, tite. A word formerly used to mean cool or neat.

Used so much that it is now a derogatory term that is the antonym of tight. Very lame and uncool.

Example: Eric: Hey guys! Like my new flat top hair cut?! Herb: Oh yeah, that's tight.

@tight:= Strict and confining rules. Probably overly tight.

Example: Their no colors dress code is tight.

@tightnessneosity:= Used to express the opinion, usually with incorrect grammar, that somthing is teight, tight, tite, or tyte.

Example: That game is complete tightnessneosity.

@tightsauce:= Really cool, opposite of weaksauce. Can be used as a description or a response.

Example: Billy: I got the concert tickets. Matt: Tightsauce. OR That concert was tightsauce!

@Tiiiiaaaaoooommm:= It is what Cher turns back

Example: If i could turn back tiiiaaaooommm

@tiketyboo:= All is well with the world as in hunky dory

Example: Well that's just tiketyboo

@Timbukthree:= Someplace really far away from you (one of my dad's favorite words). Derived from the actual city of Timbuktu in Mali (or Oregon--your preference).

Example: The guy lives in Timbukthree and gues who gets to pick him up?

@timbuktu:= out in the middle of nowhere

Example:

@Time:= (with an accent over the e - prounounced 'team-ay')

Greek word meaning 'honor'; what you accumulate when you do something cool.

Example: Jack earned mass time with his fireworks demonstration.

@timepass:= A combination of the words Time and Pass, it's an Extremely common word in India.

Meaning: Whiling away your time.

Example: Q)What are you doing?

A) Nothing much - timepass!

All the people in the world have some form of timepass or other in the world.

@tims:= Timberland boots. Highly thought of in the hip-hop and rap communities.

Example: Your tims are off the hook.

@Tincanabulation:= The noise made by tin cans attached to a wedding car.

Example: As Dave and Sue departed for their honeymoon the tincanabulation was deafening.

@ting-tang:= The practice of striking a set of windchimes with an empty Tang container, or the noise generated thereby.

Example: I played ting-tang on my windchimes today after drinking some Tang.

@ting:= Beautiful woman.

Example: Let's go chat up dem tings.

@tinje:= (pronounced tinjay) a stereo

Example: My tinje has a cd player and a tape deck.

@tinkertoyin':= When an electronic device is frustrating, slow, or glitching.

Example: This stupid modem is tinkertoyin'again!

@tinky-winky:= A straight person who is erroneously believed to be gay.

Example: I know he may act a little femme but he's tinky-winky--he's had a girlfriend for 8 years.

@Tinner:= A combination of Tea and Dinner. Like brunch, the combination of breakfast and lunch.

Example: Call me sometime and we'll do tinner.

@tinnylund:= An island, usually in a small river, where crazy parties happen.

Example: There's a bunch of DXM down at the tinnylund behind Mark's house.

@tire chaser:= A very ugly girl; basically, a dog, hence the reference to chasing cars.

Example: That girl is one serious tire chaser. Better bring a paper bag.

@tire plaque:= The hardened accumulation of snow and ice behind your car tires when driving in the winter.

Example: Her car had so much tire plaque built up that it started to affect the steering.

@tiredom:= The state of being tired.

Example: I've got to get some sleep--this tiredom is killing me!

@tiridity:= The state of being tired.

Example: It is past my bedtime, thus, I am suffering from severe tiridity.

@Tishka:= Good Evening

Example: Have a Tishka!, and, Tishka!

@tissue-tech:= A computer tech whose sole solution is to wipe the box.

Example: I don't think a tissue-tech solution is going to solve this; the monitor is on fire.

@tissuespand:= What happens when a tightly-folded piece of tissue uncurls by itself.

Example: When the waitress lifted the plate off the table, the tissue that was under it tissuespanded. She liked it so much she made a game of it played it with the other waitresses.

@tit:= Very shortened version of a *very* old saying from hundreds of years ago, to describe the easiest thing a person can do right from the moment he is born: It's as easy as suckling on a teat.

Example: Hey, how hard is it to change the coolant in my car?

Oh, man, it's wicked tit!

@titch:= A small amount--more than a hair, less than a tad.

Example: Carrie, you're too far away from Pete--move your chair a titch to the left.

@tite:= Cool; bomb.

Example: That's tite.

@tits:= Adjective used to describe satisfaction with something; sometimes said with a thumbs-up.

Example: How was the movie?

It was tits.

@tittyalien:= Any creature from space

Example: Tittyaliens will destroy you.

@tiuffgah:= Tee-uff-guy. A bully, someone who thinks he's tough.

Example: Look at Chris. Being a tiuffgah again. Always picking on kids--or old guys.

@TiVo'd:= To pause live TV for later playback.

Example: The anchor on TechTV says, Don't worry about missing any of Steve Job's Live keynote address at

MacWorld.

It's being TiVo'd, so you won't miss a second.

We'll be back to continue broadcasting the speech, right where he left off,

after these commercial messages.

@tizite:= All right and tight.

Example: Hey, Kellie, those are some tizite shoes.

@tizzy:= the coolest; the best of the best

Example: Man that shirt is tizzy!

@tja:= The verbal equivalent of a shrug. Pronounced tcha. Dutch.

Example: It seemed logical to me, but, tja, I guess not.

@tjalle:= Cha-lк. Can be used in several ways.

1: To tell someone, that what they just said is cool.

2: To tell someone to take it easy.

3: A reply like OK.

Example: Question: Hey, Do you want to go drink? Answer: Tjalle

@TMI:= Too Much Information. For when someone has told you something you really didn't want to know.

Example: You've got a rash on your rearend? Lovely, but that's TMI.

@TMI:= Too Much Information.

Example: TMI. I don't want to hear the details of your foot operation.

@to bork:= To attack shamelessly, with no regard for the truth, and with total disregard for doing the right thing.

Word came into existence after the Democrat-controlled United States Senate voted not to confirm Robert Bork's nomination (by President George Herbert Walker Bush) for the Supreme Court.

The man held what until then had would have been considered the necessary credentials, so why wasn't his nomination confirmed?

It was certainly not because he lacked the ability, the intellect, or the qualifications.

What he lacked was likeability and a liberal bent; he definitely didn't meet the Democrats' ideological criteria: he was most avowedly a conservative judge.

Democrats during the 1980s had come to the conclusion that they would never succeed in getting laws passed that would advance their liberal agenda.

Their solution (Thought up by Harvard Law Professor Lawrence Tribe and cohorts?): use whatever means necessary to stack the United States judicial system with liberal, activist judges, judges willing to make new law through their interpretations of the laws on the books.

In order for their plan to succeed, it was necessary to hold up judicial appointments as long as possible in the hopes that a Democrat would soon be returned to the Presidency--while concurrently claiming that they were trying to keep a Republican President from stacking the court with radical conservatives so far out of the mainstream as to be a threat to the nation's very existence.

The ploy remains in use today as many of President George W. Bush's judicial nominations languish without even a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing.

God forbid that the nominees actually get to the Senate floor for a vote--most would probably be confirmed.

If you're a liberal Democrat, you may choose to believe that today's Democrats are just doing to President Bush what yesterday's Republicans did to President Clinton.

The facts and the corresponding judicial appointment statistics belie any sound basis for such a claim.

A possible result: We have virtually no criminals in the United States today--just misunderstood, downtrodden members of society--people who committed their crimes because society made them do it.

Example: Judicial nominee after judicial nominee gets borked by the Democrats.

@to couch:= To hang out, sit around, do nothing, wait on the couch.

Example: It was too cold outside wo we decided to to just couch all day.

@to daschle:= To stand in the way of something, to obstruct, to keep off the agenda, to keep a decision from being made.

Example: With any luck at all we'll have our liquor license next week--unless someone in the bureaucrary decides to daschle it.

@to do a kurt:= To rise out of obsecurity, to become ordo something super-fantastic despite the people around you telling you that you can't.

Example: Kurt Cobain became a rock star, depsite being told he had no hope of making anything out of

his life. So he was the first to do a kurt.

@to do a Winnie:= To do something extremely clumsy, to make a fool of oneself.

Example: Chris did his weekly Winnie last night, fell flat on his face.

@to droo:= To be so amazed by something, you forget to type it properly.

Example: It makes me droo.

@to egosurf:= To try to find pages that have your name on them in hyperspace.

Example: Next time I go egosurfing, I should be able to find my name at www. pseudodictionary.com.

@to epibrate:= To pay attention to a problem that nobody knows how to handle. Sort of a panacea: give it attention, and it will go away.

Example: We must meet for lunch, to epibrate this negative forecast.

@to figure-skate:= For a referee, judge, or arbitrator to make a completely wrong call.

Example: Get rid of the French judge so we don't get figure-skated.

@to gaslight:= To drive crazy. (From _Gaslight_, a superior 1940s movie.)

Example: And so it continues, the not so subtle plot spearheaded by my family and apparently the rest of the world is on it as well.

What plot? Don't feign innocence with me. I know you are all trying to gaslight me, to drive me crazy.

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