If permission to reproduce is not granted, the example will be rewritten. Ng's use of gaslight as a verb is the first the editor has seen and he thought it worth recording for posterity.

@to have the monk on:= Another way of saying that the subject is in a foul mood, strop, or merely sulking.

Example: It's no good trying to talk to Mark, he's really got the monk on at the moment.

@to nash:= To leave, to depart.

Example: C'mon geezers, let's nash.

We're nashing to the pub.

@to play on the cat:= To play (on) the cat is to place one's little brother's face in places a cat would normally go.

Example: I made my brother play the cat with a can of tuna.

@to poach:= An unexpected or unintentional diss. Used primarily in the phrase You just got poached.

Example: I knew I had been poached when I woke up to find my toes super-glued together.

@to rock:= To wear.

Example: Are you jealous because you can't rock the Tommy Hilfiger jeans?

@to spielberg:= To hide an advertisement in a work of entertainment

Example: Did you see the new Tom Cruise movie? They spielberg for everything from laundry detergent to ballpoint pens. It's worse than network television.

@to squab a squib:= To bum a smoke.

Example: Hey, man, can I squab a squib?

@to the nines:= Upscale--usually used with being dressed well.

Example: Dana was dressed to the nines.

@to tipper, tippering:= The act of placing a warning label onto a record album or CD

Example: Stop your whining. I spent the entire morning tippering rap albums for a Virgin Megastore.

@to unangel:= To live a life without any angels (both literally (and* metaphorically);

to stop having the protection of good as represented in an angelic face in one's life.

Example: I then had my life unangeled, dull and so void.

@toade:= To wish upon someone exactly what she has done to you. From turning someone into a toad out of spite.

Example: You keep that up and you can consider yourself toade.

@toadmeat:= A derogatory noun.

Example: I might say the following to my husband:

If you eat the all the brownies while I'm out, consider yourself toadmeat.

@toadpipes:= A portly, self-satisfied citizen of some small town.

Example: It's Mayor Martin, the toadpipes himself.

@toast in the pit:= dead, particularly in the context of video games

Example: you're toast in the pit, you'll never beat me

@Toast:= A congratulatory remark. Used in massive multiplayer online role playing games.

Example: Hey, I just leveled!

Toast!

@toast:= Affirmative reinforcement, same as totally.

Example: Joe: You goin to the club tonight?

You: Toast.

@toast:= worthless, useless, broke, not needed anymore

Example: my car blew a rod. yeh, it's toast. or, he got fired today. he's toast

@toasted:= to have just enough to drink to get you warm and happy

Example: I wasn't drunk last night. Just slightly toasted

@tobaccover:= (n) Condition resulting from a night of chain-smoking. Symptoms include brown teeth, bad breath, tar-coated lungs,

and wheezing.

Example: I have the worst tobaccover you've ever seen. Smoked three packs last night. Can I bum a smoke?

@toc-tic:= The sound of time running backwards.

Example: !cit-cot, cit-cot, cit-coT

@todaily:= All day today.

Example: What are you doing todaily?

@todayyesterday, yesterdaytoday:= A time frame involving a change of day between the sending and receipt of an internet message. May be due to a time zone difference.

read a message written from the others time zone which has since changed days.

Example: By the time you read this message it will be todayyesterday.

@Todd Beamer:= An act of selfless heroism, usually at great personal cost to the person performing the act.

(Paul, Garret, I know this technically violates the rules but I beg an exception in this case as

this really has become part of the American lexicon. Thanks, Stephen)

Example: Her decision to endure the painful process of bone marrow donation to save the life of

a little girl she didn't even know was a real Todd Beamer.

@toe-in-cheek humor:= Anything that tries to be witty, but blows it and winds up looking stupid.

Example: He thought he'd make a cute joke about her divorce, but it turned into toe-in-cheek humor at that point.

@Toe-rag:= Someone , usually male, who has little or no consideration for the feelings of others.

Example: Burglars are a bunch of thieving toe-rags.

@toe jam sandwich:= A sandwich that looks disgusting and icky.

Example: Want my mom to make you a toe jam sandwich for lunch?

@toe jam:= a vile and unsightly accumulation of sock lint and toe sweat, found most predominantly in male locker rooms throughout the world.

Example:

@toeknuckles:= The knuckles on toes.

Example: If you don't shut up, I'm gonna rap ya on the toeknuckles.

@tofarrence:= Difference. Tofat means difference in Bengali. The word is an amalgamation of tofat+difference = tofarrence

Example: The tofarrence between the meanings of the two words is minor.

@tofood:= Phony meat products made from tofu: weenies, turkey, breakfast sausage,

and other, similar things.

Example: Frank's a vegetarian, he eats that tofood all the time. He says that Tabasco sauce makes it dissolve.

@togs:= New Zealand word for swimsuit or swimming clothes

Example: Oh, I've forgotten my togs! - Have you left them at home?

@toid:= One who is addicted to those curiously strong breathmints, Altoids, and eats them constantly,

eating one or two every ten minutes or so.

Example: She's a toid, eats a tin a day.

Her breath was overpoweringly minty; she must be a toid.

@toilet gate:= To stand outside the bathroom door and bang on it offering such helpful encouragement

as “Aren’t you done yet?” and “What are you doing? Writing a book?”

Example: Back off bitch! Don’t toilet gate me; I just got here.

@toilet halo:= The round ring of paper to put on top of the toilet seat so that your bum does not come in contact with said seat.

Example: Finding the toilet halo dispenser empty, Mary began to meticulously line the toilet seat with moist towelettes she carried in her purse just for this purpose.

@toilet vulture or hawk:= Men who hang around the doors to women’s restrooms thinking they all have to come there

some time. The female version is the hawk.

Example: Jesus, I really have to pee but that group of toilet vultures will pick my bones clean before I make it to the door.

(Man Hint: Do not offer beer to girls who are clutching themselves trying to get to the bathroom quickly.)

@toity papoo:= Toilet paper, possibly a corruption of the French toilet papier.

Example: Did you know you're out of toity papoo?

@tolerattle:= - The point at which toleration stops and irritation begins.

Example: I was trying to stay cool, but that Bozo tolerattled me!

@tom jonesing:= Stuffing one's crotch.

Example: I found out the guy I was dating was tom jonesing.

@tommy haas:= Rhyming slang for arse.

Example: All he does is sit on his Tommy Haas.

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