2. The wipeout gave him a severe case of vodrot vision.

@voibulate:= VOY-byou-late. To mutter vicious remarks at an inanimate object. See gestobulate.

Example: The computer was being really slow, so I voibulated it.

@voice-jail:= Another word for voice-mail. Especially applicable to phone systems that don't offer the ability to get a real live person on the other end of the call.

Example: I called Jim at his office this afternoon, but he must've gone home already, 'cause I got thrown into voice-jail.

@Vokuhila:= (German, noun) Mullet, bi-level hairstyle. Billy Ray Cyrus, Vo-Vor-Front, Ku-Kurz-Short,

Hi-Hinter-Back, La-Lang-Long.

Example: Check out the Vokuhila on Billy Ray. That is the hairstyle of the gods.

@Volumptuous:= Large and sexy woman. Like voluptuous, only more so.

Example: Manet generally used volumptuous women as models for his paintings.

What a volumptuous vision you are, my dear!

@Voluntold:= When someone else volunteers you for something. Its an order disquised as a suggestion.

Example: Ive been voluntold to shovel the driveway.

@vomic:= The act of vomiting because you are so disgusted.

Example: Senior guys dating freshman girls makes me want to vomic.

@vomick:= To vomit through the nose (often used by pediatricians).

Example: The little girl was so sick, she was vomicking.

@vomitose:= In the state of vomiting.

Example: Jerry's had 14 beers, and now he's vomitose.

@vomitov cocktail:= A highly noxious combination of substances, ingested, partially digested,

expelled in a highly forceful manner.

Example: (Quoted verbatim from some guy in the pub.)

So after we went to this bloody Mexican restaurant we went to the local bar, I

had three tequila shots, four or five beers and then half a bottle of Irish Cream at a mate's house

afterwards. I get home and me girlfriend cops a Vomitov Cocktail in the face.

@vomitraumatic:= Something that is very traumatic, to the point that it may cause you to vomit.

Example: _Hannibal_ was a very vomitraumatic movie for me.

@vomituous:= The feeling of sickness, or wanting to throw up.

Example: This sea cruise is making me vomituous.

@von trapp family:= a large number of something, usually children

Example: Did you see that? They had a Von Trapp family of kids in that car!

@von trapp:= When you break out into song in a public place. from The Sound of Music.

Example: Doug pulled a von trapp in Burger King, causing the customers to cover their ears.

@vonic:= vodka & tonic

Example: A: Sir...I think you've had enough to drink.

B: Gaaah! Vonic!

@voobigs:= A contagious disease which disintegrates only arms and legs leaving the torso.

Example: I'm sorry miss, but Ii couldn't do my homework because of a case of voobigs.

@vordee hats:= Things that guys wish they were wearing when they were having a Happy Birthday (P.S. — It's felt hat with flashing lights on it.)

Example: Veijfer, catching sight of Jodekka's lovely Spral's-dress was filled with custard (or joy) and simply couldn't help but wish he hadn't lost his previous vordee hat—Jodekka had something more abstiferous in mind.

@vortext:= when you think you are entering text into a field that's not selected; typing text into an non-existent space

Example: thought i entered the URL, but it was vortext.

@voxel:= Out of fashion.

Example: You're glasses are so voxel they're saying, I met you in 1989.

@vpl:= Visible Panty Line.

Example: Hey, check out the VPL on her.

@vuja de:= That weird feeling that you don't EVER want to be in this place again.

Example: When the cops busted the party and took us all downtown, I went through some serious vuja de!

@Vulgocity:= The violently rapid speed in which the vulgarity of a situation reaches its climax.

Example: He spewed those words with such vulgocity, the natural reaction of the crowd was to gasp in horror.

@vulmon:= A person waiting for another to die so that he can get to the money or property; a vulture of

money; a money-vulture.

ORIGIN of WORD: Combination of parts of the words vulture, and money.

Example: I must be dying, because the vulmons are gathering and already fighting over who

gets my money and stuff.

@Vultch:= That which a vulture does.

To loiter around impatiently expecting something.

Example: Quit vultching, I'll be through in a minute.

@vunrable:= When one could not be bothered to pronounce the word vulnerable.

Example: That cow's vunrable with no weapons to protect herself from the wolves. Give her a bow and arrow.

@vurp:= Vomit-burp, that special burp accompanied by a meal or last night's beverages.

Example: I had Mexican for lunch which means I can expect to vurp anytime now.

@vvb:= Very, Very Back. The cargo area of a station wagon.

Example: Car's full. Looks like you're going to have to ride with the dogs in the VVB.

@w'sup:= What's Up?

Example: W'sup man?

@W.O.S.:= the acronym for walk of shame, which means going to work in the clothes you were wearing the following day due to excessive partying and/or sleeping somewhere you didn't expect.

Example:

@w00t:= Common spelling of woot.

Example: Thanks, Mattie.

@w00t:= Hacker-speak. Amazing, cool. For exclamations. Also used to describe someone.

Example: W00t! Sue owns me. Did you see how she took control of that gibson?

@wabalaba:= A greeting, like hello or aloha.

Example: Wabalaba.

@wack:= Really sucks.

Example: They forgot to give me my garlic fries. That is wack.

@wackadoo:= A person who is a step beyond crazy.

Example: Watch out for the one with the funny look in her eye, I hear she's a total wackadoo.

@wackaloon:= A person on the brink of a mental breakdown, exhibiting signs of insanity, irrational behavior,

foaming of the mouth, and embarrassing facial twitches.

Example: She turned into a wackaloon after we got married.

@wacked:= (adj) Crazy, messed up, stupid, retarded, or just doesn't make any sense. Usually when you say wacked, you are completely shocked by what you have just seen or experienced.

Example: Did you see that? He just chugged a gallon of eggnog. That is wacked.

@Wacker:= This is a person who hacks into a system and wacks at it until it's no longer usable.

Example: He is no longer just a hacker, he has moved on to the wacking peoples systems to bits.

@wackjob:= Someone who is so stupid, annoying, or just plain retarded she might as well be whacked by a hitman to put her out of her misery.

Example: Did you see that moron wet her pants? She musta studied extra hard to be such a wackjob.

@wacktastic:= Really odd, but nonetheless neat.

Example: That ghost movie was really wacktastic.

@wadata:= What I tell ya.

Example: Q. You going to the party tonight?

A. Wadata.

@waddy:= A one-and-a-half inch diameter piece of black polyethyene pipe approximately three-and-a-half feet in length. Used to persuade cattle to move along.

Example: He won't move, go and get the waddy.

@waffle:= To hit with a car and leave the waffled imprint of your tire on the animal

Example: Oops, I really waffled that squirrel back there.

@waffy:= Used to describe fanfiction that has has a abundance of warm and fuzzy feeling scenes.

Especially when the source material is the opposite in nature.

Example: That Street Fighter story was way to waffy for me.

@Wafi:= Wind Assisted Fucking Idiots--nautical term used by skippers of motor boats to describe sailors.

Example: We would have been here sooner but some Wafi had to be rescued.

@wafish:= Way-fish. To look as if withering away, losing weight or decreasing in size, usually in reference to a person.

Example: Andrew was beginning to look wafish after a few weeks of eating only noodles.

@waggot:= A waggot is the name given to someone who really annoys you.

Example: Maurice, you are a complete waggot.

@wah kazoo:= The playing of a kazoo through a wah-wah pedal.

Example: Hey, Mike, dig that krazy wah kazoo sound.

@Wah!:= To ask a question in an exclamatory way. Used in place of What the hell? when in polite company.

Example: John said, Wah! when he saw his new gas bill was double that of last month.

@wahbam:= Sound of hitting somthing really hard--also used to make a point or express your superiority.

Example: I was--like, Shut up or I'll beat your face in! Wahbam!

@wahey:= Exclamation.

Example: Wahey! We're winning the game!

@wahmbulance:= A comeback word used when an adult or child is throwing a fit, crying, bawling, etc. very loudly, when they are upset.

Example: A child is bawling loudly in the car. Somebody call the wahmbulance! Taken from Disney's movie _The Kid_.

@Wahoo!:= To show extreme excitement.

Example: I just won a million dollars. Wahoo!

@wail:= To attack physically or verbally.

Example: You should have seen how those two guys were wailing on each other.

@Wajabofu:= We Are Just A Bunch Of FuckUps.

Example: We printed the wrong phone number on 200,000 business cards? WAJABOFU.

@waldo:= A being that should have been a Greek god.

Example: That waldo is huge.

@Walken:= A disquietingly creepy person or situation. From Christopher Walken characters.

Example: There's Franco over by the bar. Man, that guy can sure walkenize a room.

@wall fly:= When a group excludes one unliked member by forming a tight circle and the person doesn't get the idea and leave.

Example: Look at Pasty, he's nothing but a wall fly.

@Wall Jumper:= An unwanted person who breaks into a group's conversation.

Example: Pasty is bugging us again, the wall jumper. No wonder no one ever wants to talk to him.

@wall:= A circle of people meant to keep someone out.

Example: Our group made a wall because Pasty was coming.

@wallaby:= Someone aspiring to be a kangaroo.

Example: The man in the costume with the huge feet and the pouch was a wallaby.

@Wallace and Grommit:= To vomit.

Example: Where's Pete? He's out back having a good Wallace and Grommit.

@waller buddy:= A southern slurring of the word wallow to create a term that describes a person with whom one shares no relationship beyond an intimate physical encounter.

Example: I'm not trying to get my MRS degree; I just want a waller buddy right now.

@wallet-screw:= The situation of reassuring a customer of the value of his or her purchase by charging as much for it as possible. The customers are filled with a warm afterglow and are sure it must be good because it was expensive. Mutually rewarding in different ways for all parties.

Example: Rather than shop for a bargain, Chris would go to one of the big stores and get a good wallet-screw.

@wallop:= To devour ravenously.

Example: The duck rice at Four Seasons is really great.