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@webfuscation:= The art of using greater and greater numbers of URLs to reinforce

your point on any discussion forum,

with the express aim of masking the fact that you have no point at all.

Example: Mastr_Debatr's posting four consecutive URLs, linking to US trade surplus figures from 1935-1938,

during the great artechnica discussion on the ethical standpoint of Bush's war on

terrorism was classic webfuscation.

@webify:= Placing content online. Currently, to state that something needs to be published on the Internet, or an Intranet, multiple words are required. The word webify can reduce the number of words required to describe this action.

Example: Let's webify this project plan. OR Please webify this diagram.

@webigrate:= To make or integrate existing technology and legacy systems to web interfaces.

Example: The developers neeeded to webigrate their product with the finance department.

@weblicate:= A complete and exact online duplicate of a book, magazine, or other printed material.

Example: Several library reference books have free weblicates, including the CIA World Factbook and the Merck Manual.

@weblication:= What you get when you cross software/application development and a Web site.

Example: My company builds weblications for consumers to use.

@weblish:= The language of abbreviations and terms used on the web, such as 'BTW', 'A/S/L' etc,

Other forms include Textish/Txtish for use with mobile phones, noteish/notish when used as abbreviated short hand.

Example: I can't understand these people, they're all speaking in weblish!

@Webmation:= Animation or animated content created for the web or viewed via the web.

Example: The site atomfilms.com displays cutting edge webmation.

@webmonkey:= Web developers/programmers; the tireless production workers who slave away behind the scenes coding corporate websites (idea from www.webmonkey.com)

Example: I just got a new job as a webmonkey for Naomi's Widget Barn.

@webol:= Friends. Also webolations.

Example: I am going to the skating rink with my webol.

@webolepsy:= falling asleep while chatting online

Example: Waking up to the bouncing Webtv logo, because you fell asleep

@webonics:= Internet Slang. See Weblish.

Example: I didn't understand half of her e-mail. It was almost entirely in webonics.

@webscuttle:= The action you must take when you find out that someone else has already built the website you were building.

Example: I had to webscuttle my new pages because pseudodictionary.com beat me to it.

Alt.: Pseudodictionary.com webscuttled my site.

@Webstart:= Any interesting website which happens to link to numerous other interesting

and worthwhile sites where linking is not its primary function (such as a typical portal).

Example: I found gazm.org to be a great webstart; it links to some truly interesting sites.

@webtrail:= Any line of urls/links one follows getting from site to site.

Example: I followed a webtrail yesterday that took me to the gateway musiczone, a terrific site.

@weby, webby:= A weby is a person that hangs on the Internet 24/7.

Example: Do you know how to find Pseudodictionary's webpage? No, but let's ask Thomas, he's a weby. (More correct, The Weby.)

@wee-wip:= An anatomical term that describes the space between your nose and top lip.

Example: That is not a real mustache! You can still see his wee-wip.

@wee-woe:= Feeling attached to NOT be allowed to swim in the Red River, Winnipeg, Manitoba.

Wee-woe mean river and disappointed.

Example: Alas! Wee-woe is me. The Red is brown and stinky today.

@wee naif:= Pronounced wee nyaf. Scots slang for an impudent child.

Example: Come back here with my shawl and slippers, you wee naif!

@weebo:= Used to descibe something that is sarcastically neat.

Example: Guess what? What? My dog harfed up this nasty lookin' fuzz this morning! Weebo.

@weebro:= waist-band-rollover:

when someones gut or sides rolls over the top of their pants waist band causing it to fold over

Example: i ate so much, i got a weebro.

@weech:= a sandwich

Example:

@weedle:= To use up time at other people's expenses.

Example: Business had to be done, but Gus was weedling around.

@weefreaks:= The very short kids at the concert.

Example: Yeah, I had a great view. I was standing behind a bunch of weefreaks.

@weegers:= Group of losers, jackasses.

Example: One of those stupid weegers just shot a rubber band at me.

@weekdaily:= Something which comes out every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Usually refers to a publication, but could be used in other ways.

Example: I love Scott Shaw's weekdaily column on Oddball Comics. I wish it came out on Saturday and Sunday, too.

@weekend warrior:= Barbarians from the north that invade South Jersey usually beginning around 4-5:30 P.M. on Friday afternoon, and departing around the same time on Sunday afternoon of the same weekend. They are typified by their loud, obnoxious, and often drunken behavior, and their odd regalia, eg: Hawian style shirts, bug-eyed sunglasses, sandals, large gold chains, boombase cars, etc. Also, they are known to come blazing down the Navesink River in an easterly direction in their high-powered very expensive boats and then crash into the old submerged rock dyke extending nortward from the point of an island where the Shrewsbury River splits off. One must attribute their multiple sinkings to a lack of nautical knowledge relative to coastal waterway Aids To Navigation (buoys). See also: Bennies.

Example: Sweet suffering Lord, here come the weekend warriors!

@weekstart:= In the US, calendars start the week on Sunday, therefore Sunday is the weekstart. Saturday is the weekend. Sometimes the term weekend is used to describe Saturday and Sunday.

Example: I'll see you at church next weekstart.

@weeman:= A man who is small, a dwarf or midget.

Example: The weeman was dressed impeccably in a classic worsted suit and complementary tie. Small but impeccable.

@weemblywombly:= Something that is wavy, crooked; not straight.

Example: I was thinking of buying that car, but one side was weemblywombly.

@weenie:= like a loser but less harsh

Example: you are such a weenie

@weeple:= Collective term describing all those vertically challenged.

Example:

@weetales:= Details that are a story in themselves and, in hindsight, made all the difference in an endeavor's success.

Example: A good biography exposes the reader to the weetales that all add together to reveal the totality of the one story.

@weeze:= To take something from another without permission.

Example: Claire weezed the last of the bagels.

@weezer:= A person who has asthma or who coughs constantly.

Example: When Rivers Cuomo grew up with asthma he was nicknamed Weezer because of his coughing.

@weirdette:= a female weirdo :)

Example: that girl's weird...she's a weirdette

@weirdities:= Similar to quirks, but something that exuberates weirdness.

Example: You may think eating a whole jar of olives is strange, but hey, we all have our weirdities.

@welfaremart:= Walmart.

Example: It's the first of the month. I don't want to go to Welfaremart.

@Well, then:= The ultimate way to end a fight ambiguously without admitting fault while simultaneously putting the problem back on the person with whom you are fighting. It is especially useful for those people living with either a roommate or significant other.

Example: Tom: I hate it when you finish all of the cereal and then put the empty box back in the cupboard.

Sally: Well, then... | Sally: You never take me out anymore, and I'm tired of spending my Friday nights at home.

Tom: Well, then...

@Welly:= Short for Welliot or Sir Wellington boot. It describes a person who is an idiot or someone who is highly competitive. Individuals tend to have a striking resemblance to Tim Henman and reside in Renmore.

Example: He’s a bit of a Welly isn't he? or He's so competitive, that Welly.

@Welp:= Well. Not for use when describing your condition.

Example: Welp, I've got to go.

@wench:= Used for centuries to describe pretty young girls.

Recently perverted by the feminazis.

It does *not* mean a prostitute, as they would have you believe.

Used when mildly irritated by a woman you like.

Example: Stop tickling me, wench!

@wenis:= Used to replace any word.

Example: Slow down, here comes a wenis sign. (stop)

I'm going to punch him in the wenis. (face)

Why don't you learn how to wenis! (drive)

@Went Off:= If you go clubbing and you instantly feel the energy on the dance floor,

you tingle and the beats are making you move, the DJ is mixing one phat tune with another

and taking you higher--explain that to your mates with Went Off.

Example: The crowd went off last night...It was amazing.

@went up:= A local (Maryland) term which is used to mean the same thing as broke down or stopped working.

Example: My car went up on the Beltway. (My car broke down on the Beltway.)

@werd:= To offer agreement and congratulations on an outstanding proposition or statment.

Example: Damn, fool! I told you he was steppin!, Werd!

@werno:= (said upon hearing) a word that does not actually exist. reply to nonsense.

Example: my stummy's grumbling. let's eat. stummy? werno.