I was so bored waiting.

@whirt:= A situation that is slightly uncomfortable or discouraging or a person that is causing another person emotional distress.

Example: I hate Phil, but he just asked me out. How can I pass up a free concert? God, I hate whirts like this.

@whiskey tango fox trot over:= WTF expanded using the phonetic alphabet.

Example: Hamish: I hear the liquor store is closing at 5 every Friday night, eh?

Jane: Whiskey tango fox trot over.

@Whiskey Tango Foxtrot:= What The Fuck? Military slang.

Example: Bill. Damn, your mom is HOT! John. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

@whisped:= Clumsily ran past.

Example: Was she dizzy? Because she just whisped by me like I wasn't even here.

@white-bread:= Unextraordinary, typical, common, dull.

Example: After his acting career ended, he went back to his white-bread existence in Davenport.

@White-hat:= A person wearing a white hat in the winter

Example: What's with the white hat? It's January

@white guy shuffle:= Dance performed by rhythmless white males across the Americas. The shuffle has no set moves and has all the grace of the blue-footed booby's mating ritual.

Example: I hope Uncle Harold doesn't do the white guy shuffle at my wedding

@white out:= code for a white person leaving

Example: I leave the room and state white out, later

@white pine:= Very annoying.

Example: Man, that song is white pine.

@White Trashistan:= The nation from which all white trash originates.

Example: Tonya Harding will represent White Trashistan in the 1998 Olympics. (Courtesy David Spade)

@white water:= Skim milk.

Example: I like the way white water tastes, but most people I know call it skim milk.

@whitfield:= A combover-oriented hairstyle

Example: That old guy who sells newspapers on the street is rocking a major whitfield.

@whittlediddy:= To lazily sit around

Example: Grandpa smiled and said he'd rather whittlediddy today.

@whivel:= A combo of whine and snivel.

Example: Stop whivelling and start living.

@Whizzy:= Something fancy, with all the bells and whistles.

Example: (Kid with fancy new bike): Hey, Bobby, that sure is a whizzy looking bike.

@Who-ha:= The kind of girl you don't take home to mother.

Example: I was worried about Jim going to the bachelor party, because I thought he may encounter many who-has.

@who-ha:= What? or an expression of confussion.

Example: Teacher: The shear stress applied to the soil acts on the failure plane at failure.

Mel: Who-ha? (confused)

@Who-ho:= Used in place of Yeah! to express joy.

Example: Who-ho! I just won the lottery.

@who-in-the-what-now:= instead of saying what? or what was that? or sorry? if you didn't hear someone the first time, say who-in-the-what-now? You gotta say it as one quick word

Example:

@whoa:= when something is so amazing, and it caught you off guard

Example: That $80 SeanJohn outfit was like whoa!

@whoadamn:= Used when very impressed, or as a Hey, look at that!

Example: Look at the lady wearing that ugly shirt. One word: Whoadamn.

@Whocelfudge:= What the hell just happened?

Example: Ol' boy just went and whocelfudged it all up.

@whodie:= Another word for friend or homie.

Pronounced - whoa-dee

Example: What's up, whodie! Peace out, whodie!

@whole nother:= It's used instead of the word another or the words a different.

Example: Oh, I understand now. That's a whole nother story.

@Whomies:= White people who dress up like Homies.

Example: Eminem is a Whomie

@whomp:= (verb) 1.to hit someone; 2. to beat someone at something; 3. to accelerate the car really really fast, gas it.

Example: 1. i'm gonna whomp you. 2.we whomped up on them. 3. whomp it! we can make it through this light.

@Whompel:= To beat severely.

Example: That guy was whompelled in a bar fight last week.

@Whomps:= Sucks. In case parents or teachers get offended by sucks.

Example: Man, this totally whomps!

@whompus:= Overly large and revolting.

Example: Jim was a strange looking fellow, with a slender body and a whompus head.

@whonka:= A big wet kiss given by a small child.

Example: I'm going to give you a whonka kiss, Grandma.

@whonky:= Extremely strange or confusing, out of whack.

Example: My computer's acting all whonky. It keeps freezing up.

@whoop-ass:= (noun) Associated with the state of being beat up.

Example: I'm about to open a can of whoop-ass on you.

@whoop:= Equal to the word deal. Usually used in a frustrated sort of manner, but trying to get across a point.

Example: When her friend wouldn't try something new, she said, Come on, what's the big whoop, anyway?

@whoopiecussion:= An incident intended to be a practical joke that results in some form of harm. (Combination of Whoopie and concussion.)

Example: Tom placed a bucket of water over the lintel, hoping to have a good laugh at Tucker's soaked head, but when the bucket smacked Tucker in the skull before spilling, Tom grimaced and said meekly: Whoopiecussion.

@Whoopin':= To party, or enjoy oneself immensely; celebrate exuberantly. Origin may be traced to a habit of involuntarily choking up and coughing up a variety of matter upon hearing some very good news.

Example: The big-wig of the company was whoopin' it up cuz he was gonna be as rich as a hog is filthy.

@whoopty-do:= Sarcastic form of yah or wow.

Example: Lana: Whoopty-do, the phone! Me: Whoopty-do, bet it's my mom.

@whoore (hoo-er):= Someone who is always out to get some action...But just for the fun of it!

Example: That chick is a dirty, dirty whoore...

@whoosywhatzit:= A confusing way to say I didn't understand what you said because you were mumbling.

Example: Whoosywhatzit?

@whopperjawed:= In disarray, messed up.

Example: Who left the books all whopperjawed?

@whore of babylon:= A reference back to Revelation 17 where it talks about the great prostitute who was

drunk with the blood of the saints.

Only it's not biblical in reference at all. Used to describe an exceptionally evil woman who lacks any redeeming qualities, and generally makes your life hell.

Example: She's a whore of Babylon. She's trying to take over my project and run it into the ground.

@whoredrobe:= Wardrobe that contains only risque clothing.

Example: I attract a lot of attention when I go out on the town wearing something I've borrowed from Monica's whoredrobe.

@whorph:= Turning into a loose woman.

Example: For years that woman acted like a faithful wife, but then she whorphed, and about drove

her husband over the edge.

@whorse:= A whore who resembles a horse.

Example: That whorse was really cheap, and she neighed too much. OR

Why would a whorse say Nay?

@whosamacallit:= Used when you dont know someone's name, or for lack of a more intelligent answer.

Example: Has anyone seen whosamacallit?

@whosayonthewhatnow?:= Expression of extreme exasperation--and I mean extreme, people.

Example: B. Hey, Amy, what did you do today? Amy, lying through her teeth as usual, Well, I parachuted out of a giant doughnut, ate some sugar-coverd lice, joined a circus, got engaged, died my hair upchuck green, developed three mental conditions, and fell in love with a goat. B. Whosayonthwhatnow?

@whosiwhatsis syndrome:= What you have if you are consistently saying things like the following.

Example: Yeah, you know that guy. What's-his-face? You know who I mean!

The guy with the face!

You know!

You don't remember the guy with the hand?

He was the same guy with the ear!

Remember him! What was his name? You know who I mean, don'tcha?

@Whosyurdaddy:= Used as an exclamation when something has just gone your way.

Example: After sinking a 3-point jumper, the basketball player said Whosyurdaddy.

or

Nabbing a parking space close to the store during Holiday shopping, a driver might be heard to exclaim Whosyurdaddy!

@whot:= Used after a questionable act has been performed to express false-innocence through cuteness

associated with this word. Used first by Eddie Izzard.

[I dunno, Benny. Did John Travolta's Vinnie Barbarino character's use of Whot? in the TV series _Welcome Back,

Kotter_ predate Eddie Izzard's use? The series was on in the 1970s, starting just about the time Eddie Izzard turned 13.]

Example: After poking her in the side, my friend gave Alex an angelic smile and said, Whot?

@Whow!:= What you say when you Google whell.

Example: Whow! You should see all the misspellings under whell!

@whozafatza:= (n.) Brooklyn term. Person whose name you do not recall at the moment.

Example: You know, him... um... you know... whozafatza!

@whozits:= a pronoun substitute used for one whose name cannot be remembered or does not want to be remembered

Example: Always remember whozits.

@whuffo:= Term used by skydivers for non-jumpers. Skydivers imagine this is what non-jumpers are saying when they point and gawk.

Example: Whuffo they do that?

@whumm:= When you whistle and hum at the same time, producing an annoying buzzing effect.

Example: Check that out- my brother can whumm the entire 1812 overture!

@Whut!:= What! Whut! alone can mean What! With a fairly aggressive tone, it can also be used as a count in for rappers, Whut, whut! Or it can be followed by up to be a greeting, Whut up?

Example: Whut! I didn't say anythin' like that.

@whycome:= conjunction of how come and why do

Example: whycome i have to go to the store with you?

@Whyever:= For whatever reason.

Example: Whyever whyever isn't already a real word it should be--because whatever, whenever, wherever, whoever, whomever, whichever, and however all are.

@wibble:= A word used to demonstrate something silly. An off the cuff silly word which replaces an otherwise sensible answer

Example: 'Did you really mean for the ferret to loose all of its fur'? Reply...errr...wibble

@wibble:= Of progressive rock, intelligent electronica). Spaced out sounds, extended, heavily reverb'd drones and pads, and noises that make very little sense to the unattuned ear. Extreme examples can be termed acres of wibble.

Example: Check out this ambient mix album I just bought. Acres of wibble, my friend, acres.

@wicamist:= British expression: A graduate of Winchester College, Oxford.

Example: He claims to be a Wicamist but we have no evidence of his educational pedigree.

@wicked:= Can replace the words very or really, but sounds much cooler.