If you are a true Camperoo, you are at all times itchy to be out of town, tent in tow,

even on a moment's notice.

A Camperoo represents all that is pure and good and fun about camping.

No one has to tell you you're a Camperoo...you just KNOW.

Example: Tyler's absence of complaints about the heat,

ability to camp comfortably for three days with a minumum of gear,

and campsite left exactly as he found it showed him to be a true Camperoo.

@can't fall off:= Getting or being part of a good deal. You can't lose.

Example: Rolex for $3.99? You can't fall off.

@can of corn:= Really corny.

Example: Those red polka dot shoes? They deserve a can of corn.

@canadians:= restaraunt slang for non-tippers.

Example: damn justin, a bunch of canadians just sat down in your section.

@canardly:= To have difficulty in viewing an object, usually due to size.

Example: That diamond is so small you canardly see it.

@canary blood:= The new fad of bleaching hair blond, and then making spikes out of it using hair gel.

Example: Hey, look, Wes put on some canary blood.

@canasta glasses:= Eyeglasses with the long chain attached, like librarians and old ladies wear.

Example: Al Davis looks so stupid wearing those canasta glasses.

@canayavesum?:= Can I have some? slurred into a single word (a slurd) by drunks (or students) to indicate that they want you to share whatever you have.

Example: Whatcha got? Canayavesum?

@cancer:= Rusted-out section of a car.

Example:

@Candian Routine:= Unspecified imaginary gambit, mentioned in order to worry and baffle.

Example: Look, they're using the old Canadian Routine.

| Steady now, you don't really want us to use the Canadian Routine, do you...?

@canduity:= The anger caused by the presence of cows, and cow-related devices.

Example: When Billy went to the farm and saw the milking station, he was filled with canduity.

@cane:= A word you can put in place of whatever you are doing.

Example: I caned him at tekken!

@canipeliosis:= The condition of being contaminated with dog hair.

Example: The canipeliosis spread from my sweater to my lunch in record time, rendering the food totally inedible.

@canipulations:= Extreme reaction to something. Jumping around, yelling, etc.

Example: My football team won and we were all having canipulations!.

@cank:= Noun. Pejorative for a Canadian national.

Example: The canks are all headed to Flordia for some decent health-care.

@cankles:= a condition where a person's calves are the same width as her ankles

Example:

@Canned:= From cannabalize. To remove something off of one piece of machinery or equipment to make another work.

Machinery being canned from does not have to be broken.

Example: One of my headlights went out, so I canned one off my brother's car.

@cannibabilistic:= Human-eating baby.

Example: Your daughter is cannibabilistic--she's eating your son's foot.

@canntabilissumanaryloft:= A place of residence.

Example: My home can be called my house, my crib, and my canntabilissumanaryloft.

@canoe beer:= Another term for cheap American megabrew lager,

from the joke about the similarities between American beer and sex in a canoe.

Example: I just got paid. No more canoe beer for me for a while. I'm drinkin' the imported stuff.

@canoogle:= looking to worm your way in on the sly.

Example: He's always trying to canoogle a raise with the boss.

@cans:= Audiophile slang for headphones.

Example: These cans sound great.

@canuckie:= That sweet loving thing only a Canadian girl can share. Always warm no matter how cold the winter. Men have been known to drive 2000 miles to get some.

Example: Check her out. Thats some fine canuckie there!

@cap-ex:= Short for capital expenditure.

Example: The cap-ex that is being spent is being spent on new infrastructure, said Scott Kriens, Juniper Networks CEO.

@capacitize:= Manufacturing term applied to nearing full capacity

Example: We need to make sure the line is fully capacitized to reach our true potential.

@capital-:= Used to emphasize a word

Example: Carolyn forgave Barret for cheating on her because she thinks she's in capital-L-love.

@Capitalize:= For two people to make out.

Example: Did you and Chris capitalize on the first date?

@capophilia:= Obsessive love of mafia movies such as _The Godfather_, or of the HBO hit show The Sopranos.

Example: Till I got into therapy, I thought I just liked _The Godfather_, but my shrink diagnosed me with capophilia.

@caprahlism:= Word used to describe a fat, acne-infested oaf who waddles in and out of hallways.

Example: Who the hell is that?

That's a firm believier in caprahlism.

@Captain Obvious:= One who always points out the things we already know.

Example: Thank you, Captain Obvious!

@captain:= Implies authority on a given matter due to experience.

Example: Steve is Captain Designated Driver because he doesn't drink.

@captain:= What you call someone with immense talent and a recurring ability to screw things up.

Example: Well done, Captain Guru.

@Caraoke:= The practice of singing along to the radio while driving.

Example: Mabel put on a caraoke show on I-10 with Goodbye, Earl.

@carbage:= Odours emitted by cars, i.e. engine or exhaust, that smell like garbage.

Example: This street smells like carbage.

@carbo:= any form of life based on carbon

Example: You carbos are all the same:)

@Carbon:= A copy.

Example: I Carboned that tape for you.

@carcolepsy:= The condition of falling asleep whenever you are in a car.

Example: I can't let Jason drive. I'd be afraid he'd fall asleep at the wheel what with his carcolepsy and all.

@carding:= UK. Soliciting for prostitution by placing a card advertising a prostitute's business in a phone box. Prostitution is not illegal, but carding is. Check the website.

Example: Chris's source of income appears to be carding. Either that or he's a pimp or a drug dealer. I'd bet that he's a card boy.

@care factor:= A rating of how much you care about something, usually zero.

Example: Pete: Do you want to go for a jog?

Steve: Care factor zero.

@Carealess:= Used when one doesn't care or isn't listening.

Example: My car crashed into a tree,I stepped on my pet spider, and lost $6,900 in a bet with a pirate.