I carealess.

@careeput:= Cheap, stingy.

Example: A: Buy me a drink? B: No. A: You're so careeput.

@carfuck:= Happens when you drive too closely and you can't stop in time to avoid hitting the car in front of you. The front bumper of your car overlaps the rear bumper of the car in front of you.

Example: Let off the gas! You're gonna' end up carfucking the lady in front of you.

@carginity:= The first time you have sex in a car.

Example: Did you lose your carginity in your '97 Tiburon?

@carglacky:= Of or pertaining to the windshield of a car.

Example: Anyone who says that wiper baldes aren't carglack is an insane.

@cargoyle:= The chunks of ice and snow and sand that collect in the wheel wells of cars and trucks.

Example: Emma had great fun in kicking the cargoyles off her daddy's minivan.

@cargument:= the peculiar situation in which two or more people riding in a car have a serious disagreement and then are forced to sit in close proximity until they reach their destination

Example: After Ron and Nancy's cargument, we rode in silence for six hours.

@Carked it:= Kicked the bucket.

Example: It hurt so bad I thought I had carked it.

@carmack:= A person who spends all or most of her free time programming or coding. Has a tendency stay at home and not be social.

Example: Ah! C'mon, Christina. You're being a carmack. We haven't done anything together in weeks.

@carp:= Misspelled version of the word crap. Most often seen in games when one must type fast, or be killed (again). Used to express distress and extreme displeasure.

Example: Carp, he killed me...again!

@cArp:= Must have a capital A--substitute for crap. Since carp are crap fish, I figure the definition makes sense.

Example: Bits of road cArp and filth blew in her face as she drove down the interstate in a car without a windshield.

@Carperpetuation:= The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

Example:

@carpet fuzz:= the tiny pieces of fuzz invariably appearing on top of any carpet.

Example: There was a ton of carpet fuzz in her house, she had not vacuumed in forever.

@carpet:= To be boring, dull, plain or monotonous.

Reference to how boring carpet shopping is, or how monotonous and lacking in personality a person is.

Example: I don't believe how carpet this speaker is--I bet he practices carpetry.

@carpse:= A vehicle that continues to run long after it should be dead.

Example: While cruizin' in my carpse the muffler fell off again.

@carsastic:= Similar to sarcasm, carsasm is less harsh. The act of carsasm is to be carsastic.

Example: I didn't mean to make you feel inferior--you're not. I was just being carsastic.

@carson:= a seemingly nice person who turns out to be a jerk

Example: we used to think he was so funny, with his dopey ties and his hats, until we realised what a carson he was.

@cartographical:= Similar to geographical, but mapalicious.

Example: As you can see, the cartographical blob that is the Middle East is definitely the hub of the three continents.

@cartoonery:= Activity, gesture, or nuance that exemplifies properties characteristic of a cartoon or animated character or concept.

Example: Mona spent much of her free time devoted to collecting scooters and engaging in cartoonery.

@carvenient:= finding a decent place to park

Example: Oh! How carvenient! The owner of that Reserved spot next to the door is going home for the day!

@casablanca:= Washington DC expression, The White House.

Example: The President will be speaking to the press from casablanca at noon.

@case of the zactlies:= exactly

Example:

@cash money millionare:= Someone who has a lot of money, and may or may not flaunt it.

Example: Is that guy fronting on a cellular phone that doesn't work? Is that a fake Tag Heuer on his wrist?

Not this cat. He's definitely on some Cash Money Millionare trip.

@cashed:= Done, finished.

Example: Put your cigarette out, it's cashed.

@cashish:= Illicit cash. Money that you know you shouldn't spend. For example, cash that you pinch from your tuition or rent money.

Example: I'm gonna have to score a little cashish if i'm gonna check out that concert tonight.

@cashola:= money, hard currency

Example: I will come for a drink but I've got to get some Cashola first

@cassatopia:= 1. The place where all your lost shoes go. 2. That loose dog in your neighborhood.

Example: Travis: Where'd my shoe go? It was just here last night. Katie: It probably ended up in cassatopia.

@casters-up mode:= When some piece of technical equipment is completely broken.

Example: Me: Did you fix the server?

Guru: Nah. It was in casters-up mode.

@castrated:= A weaker version of the real thing.

Example: I need to sleep later so give me a cup of the castrated coffee.

@cat's ass:= Luxurious, hip, cool.

Example: I really, really like the folding chairs with the beerholder in the arm-rest. They really are the cat's ass.

@Cat Fight:= A fight between women who don't know how to fight, but just scratch at each other.

Example: When that cute waitress started flirting with me, it was only a matter of time before my girlfriend and her got into a Cat Fight.

@cat:= A guy, often one who is considered cool or devious.

Example: I saw these two cats breaking into your car last night.

@catapostrophe:= The misuse of the apostrophe, esp. where such misuse results in an amusing or ambiguous sentence.

Example: In a recent advertisement for a freezer, the company used the term its' cool box. This catapostrophe meant that it was not clear whether the box is cool, or whether the freezer has a cool box. The words its' of course, does not exist. [See prior entry at it's.]

@catatonic:= Immobilized by a contented feline whom one does not wish to disturb.

Example: Sweetie, can you get me some tea? Not now dear, I'm catatonic.

@Catch-23:= In order to solve a problem one has to create a larger problem.

Example: Bill pulled a Catch-23 when he saved 20 people at the cost of killing 35.

@catch:= Lazy use of the phrase, catch you later. Talk to you later, see you later....

Example: Catch.

@catdention:= The spot left on the bed where the cat has been sleeping.

Example: I don't like it when the cat sleeps on the bed, sheds, and leaves catdentions, ruffling the covers.

@catdude:= Very cool person. Cooler than a cat.

Example: Clint Eastwood is a catdude.

@caterpillar in the pudding:= Something which seems out of place, or not quite right for an undetermined reason. The general state of affairs resulting from such a situation.

Example: I think something's wrong in the mailroom; I haven't gotten any mail since last week.

There's definitely a caterpillar in the pudding down there.

@cathexis:= somewhat similar to cow,' as in don't have a cathexis. It does have a technical meaning in psychiatry, but we don't care about that. To us, it means to get all wrapped 'round the axle about something.

Example: don't have a cathexis, Mitch. I'll be 18 in a week!

@catloaf:= A position of contentment and relaxation in which a housecat hunkers down and tucks its feet and tail in close to the body, forming a symmetrical, round shape which resembles a baked good.

Example: Why does Bootsy always do his catloaf right on the section of the paper I'm trying to read?

@catman, and catkids:= my dogs, like to bark at cats, and the mailman, so we just call the mailman,

and the cats in the neighborhood, here comes the catman,

and they just go wild, looking up and down the street for them,