It's crapola coming your way.

Get used to that gloomy mask of tragedy

Cause it's here to stay.

Now that mommy and daddy

Aren't paying the way.

@crapola:= What you say when something doesn't go your way.

Example: Oh, crapola. I forgot about that!

@crapoliscious:= Tastes bad, but in a good way..

Example: Yummy. Mom, your soup is crapoliscious. No, I'm stuffed. I couldn't eat another bite..

@crapophone:= A reproduction Gramophone, particularly one made in India with a shiny brass horn and a crank coming out at an angle.

Example: He bought a gramophone thinking it was a genuine His Master's Voice, but it turned out to be a crapophone.

@crapperiffic:= The opposite of terrific.

Example: My final project was crapperific since the glue wouldn't hold, causing it to fall apart.

@crappinaferous:= Beyond crappy, shot through and through with crap, made entirely of crap, with no redeeming value.

Example: This combination fax/scanner/copier/coffee machine sounded like a great idea in the ad, but it makes bad faxes, the scanner doesn't work, the copier broke, and the coffe tastes like toner. On reflection, this device is entirely crappinaferous.

@crapplique:= Take a perfectly good T-shirt, attack it with puffy paint and your trusty

Bedazzler and--voila! Crapplique.

By the same token, anything possessing the finer qualities of true tackiness can be crapplique.

Example: I had to move to another state because I'd been spotted in

public with my mom when she was wearing her finest crapplique.

@crappola:= Anything unneeded or unwanted but found in every day life--work, school, conversations with jerks, losing things, etc.

Example: Joe was sick of all the crappola lately.

@crappopotamus:= Exclamation of severe unhappiness or distress.

Example: Holy crappopotamus!

@crappuccino:= Bad-tasting expensive (allegedly gourmet) coffee.

Example: I went to Starbucks last night. Paid $4 for their crappuccino.

@crappydoodle:= Shoot or darn-- especially when you've forgotten something.

Example: Crappydoodle! I forgot to pay my rent.

@crapsmack:= Many, a lot, plethora.

Example: Posting words on Pseudodictionary.com is a crapsmack of fun.

@craptacular:= Something that is remarkable for its inferiority. Event, excursion, or undertaking that

Is extraordinarily disasterous or dull.

Example: A. How was Donna's party? B. Craptacular. Nothing but a bunch of lawyers playing Michael Bolton records.

@Craptain Crunch:= Captain Crunch (tm) cereal, without the hyperactivity-inducing sugar coating.

Example: Omom, I'm hungry. Can I have some Craptain Crunch.

@crapulence:= Sarcastic remark about the value and merit of a cultural item--movie, theatre, music, etc.

Example: This movie reeks of crapulence. That painting is crapulent.

@craputer:= A computer that is a piece of crap.

Example: My Windows 98 that I got roughly 3 years ago is turning into a craputer.

@crash can:= What my kids call the trash can - because it is made of metal and it crashes like a cymbal when you let the lid down.

Example: Please put the wrapper in the crash can.

@crash:= (v)To stay, usually overnight

Example: Can I crash at your place?

@crastinator:= An amateur or novice procrastinator, one who doesn't wait quite long enough to be a pro.

Example:

@crath:= When you're doing crap in maths.

Example: What's 989+657? Oh, to hell with it; I'm doing crath anyway.

@craveable:= Being able to be craved.

Example: The sandwich was very craveable.

@craw:= A slack-jawed yokel who prefers skinnin' coons to more intellectual endeavors.

Example: The craw said, Look ma! Uh dead possum on that there street! We gonna eat high tonight!

@Crayola Storm:= Someone who wears as many of the brightest colors as is humanly possible, all at the same time.

Storm can be replaced with Monsoon, Tornado, Hurricane, etc. for varying degrees of eyesore.

Example: When the brightly-colored offender is walking by.