I have to take a shower and defunkify from my day working in the garden.

@degraditated:= Completely and utterly debased to the lowest point of human dignity.

Example: After being put in stocks for indecent exposure, the man felt degraditated as the town threw rotten vegatables at him.

@degunkulator:= Anything that initiates a process through which a dirty thing becomes clean.

Example: A car wash is a great example of a degunkulator.

@dehermitize:= When a person comes out of self-imposed isolation and engages in social activities.

Example: Thanks for asking me to join you. I guess I can dehermitize myself for today.

@deicification:= Removing ice from something.

Example: Please perform some deicification on the car.

@deja-booboo:= The inexorable feeling that you've made this mistake before.

Example: John's hanging out with a blonde again--I'm getting a strong sense of deja-booboo.

@Deja-moo:= The feeling you've seen that cow somewhere before.

Example: Driving past Farmer Bill's field, I had a real feeling of deja-moo.

@deja reve:= The feeling you've had this dream before. Often illusory, I suspect.

Example: I experienced a curious sense of deja reve.

@dejuno, djuno:= Did you know?

Example: Dejuno that Katie was running with scissors?

@delecto:= USed to decribe an object or act that is positive in every which way.

Example: That hotdog was so good, it was delecto.

@delete yourself:= To go away or leave.

Example: Melissa, you are really starting to annoy me. Would you please just delete yourself?

@deletionial:= Refusal to comply with or satisfy the fact that

yes, all those pages that you just typed have just been eaten by the evil computer

monster that makes everything stop just as you click the save button.

Example: Just before I could save my 10-page American Literature paper, my computer froze up.

I went into deletionial and wasted an hour looking for it on my computer.

@delic:= 1. Describes things found at, or related to, a delicatessen.

2. An unpleasant psychological arousal directly related to a change in luncheon-meat conditions.

Example: 1. The mayor's lunch included meats, cheeses, and other delic treats.

2. The mayor becomes quite delic when the ham is overcooked, but nothing compares to the time when some dry pastrami sent him into a delic frenzy.

@delicatessian:= Exceptionally delicious junk food.

Example: That pizza was a delicatessian delight.

@delictation:= Neglect. Comes from the legal term delict meaning negligence.

Example: And now, for your delictation and indifference: the latest Pokemon movie.

@delinquinate:= To contribute to one's delinquency.

Example: By telling Sarah not to do her homework and to go out and party, Madeleine delinquinated her.

@delle:= A German acronym: Durch einfach liegen lassen erledigt. In English: solved by simply not handling. Leave the e-mail with the notification of a problem in your in-box.

Sooner or later the submittor will send another one stating that the problem has been solved in the meanwhile, or at least changed.

Example: No, I did not yet look into this dynamic TCP/IP addressing problem: it'll turn out to be a delle.

@demanize:= To demonize a man so badly that it results in verbal castration.

Example: She demanized him for many years to try to cover up and justify her many sinful actions.

@demapped:= (adj.) the state of having been assasinated;

to have been figuratively taken off the map. Always used in the past tense.

Example: The shopkeeper was found demapped behind the counter.

@demoliated:= When the ultimate, massive, final, non-reversible destruction of something occurs;

a cross between demolish and exfoliate.

Example: When you drop a plate of food on the driveway and as you turn to go back inside the house to get something to try and rescue some of the food, your friend drives over it with the car as she is picking you up. The food and plate have been demoliated.

@demon:= Person who is an absolute legend.

Example: Larry. I got us front row tickets for the concert.

Harry. You demon.

@demons of stupidity:= Mythical entities responsible for illogical bureacracy, paradoxical regulations, hard-to-use software, and all problems that wouldn't exist if anyone in charge had thought about them at all.

Coined by Scott Adams in Dilbert.

Example: The bank charges me a fee for each electronic transaction I make--even though I'm saving them money by not going into the bank to be served by a teller. I guess they've been possessed by the demons of stupidity.

@demonstraction:= demo with flashy presentation style that masks product shortcomings

Example: The input was so cool, we forgot to ask where the data went in that demonstraction!

@Dempo:= In music, taking a song or a part of a song down tempo, or slower. (See Umpo)

Example: Until we get the rythm down, let's take it dempo.

@dench:= A person who acts like a tosser, acts studidly.

Example: Stop acting like a dench.

@deniro jockey:= A female who always expects the male to pay, whether he is her boyfriend or not. Originally from Vancouver CA, but supplanted to Sydney Aust

Example: I'm broke, my deniro jockey has worn me/my wallet out

@denos:= the male phenomenon of having chest hairs poking out of the neck of your shirt.

Example: That guy would have been cute, if he didn't have such a denos. (or if he wasn't doing the denos)

@dental:= (adj) Describes a situation that is like pulling teeth--painful, annoying.

Example: Going to the DMV is dental.

@deokay:= To reject or reverse approval of an action after permission has previously been given;

to reverse a prior permission = to change the rules, usually without notification.

Example: He did as he had done in the past, but she deokayed it, acted angry, and then used his action as the

basis for her betrayal, rejection, and desertion. She then acted like it was all his fault.

@depictioneer:= A person who spends her time writing and illustrating use-case sceenarios for software development.

Example: This part of the spec was done by Betty, our staff depictioneer.

@deplenish:= To subtract from, to take away from the whole, to decrease.

Example: Reading books by certain prolific authors may actually deplenish your knowledge.

@deposse:= To break up one's posse for good. Also depossession.

Example: When everyone went off to college, we had to deposse.

@deprecipitate:= Snow shovelling or removing the precipitation.

Example: It snowed havily so I needed to deprecipitate my parcetorium. (Latin term for driveway.)

@dept:= Describing word for a guy, especially when he's looking his best.

Example: You're looking dept tonight, Jimmy--you shouldnt have any trouble meeting some new girls.

@Deputamatic:= Authoritative; feels sovereign.

Example: James felt deputamatic toward the little kids.

@Der Fuhrer:= Any person who physically resembles Adolf Hitler.

Example: Who wears short shorts? Der Fuhrer wears short shorts.

@Der:= Can be used in two different situations. One, as a substitute for no kidding when responding to an obvious statement. (eg. Today is Saturday? Der!) Two, to express exasperation over a situation. (eg. You mean I have to get up at 9:00? Der!)

Example: Statement: You know, if you add two and two, you get four. Response: Der!

@derder:= A cardboard tube that used to be inside a roll of toilet paper, paper towels, or wrapping paper.

Called a derder because kids of all ages inevitably hold the tube to their mouth and say der der der

and make other nonsensical sounds.

Example: Hand me that big derder.