It's got a clear case of disco leg.

@disco nap:= Going to sleep one or two hours before a big night of clubbing.

Example: I must take a disco nap before heading out to see Richie Hawtin spin tonight.

@discolicious:= Combination of disco and delicious used to describe something that is retro, yet cool.

Can anything be both retro and cool?

Example: Wow, did you see that guy's spandex suit? It was discolicious.

@discom-bebop-ulation:= The need to turn down the car radio when you are lost

Example: We are not lost - turn down the radio so I can find our way

@discombluberated:= Confused; confounded; unable to concentrate; totally at a loss; without a clue.

Example: She had so many things on her mind and was so busy, she became totally discombluberated.

@discombobulate:= (diss-com-bob-you-lay-ted) Verb: To mess up, destroy, re-arrange, shuffle, or otherwise cause to be in a state of disarray.

Example: My car is all discombobulated. I need to get a new one.

@discombobulated:= Totally oblivious to the present due to severe confusement from any source.

Example: After babysitting five children who were anything but angels, the woman discovered her house was on fire, lost her purse, and credit card, causing her to become utterly discombobulated when a typical thought process was required.

@disconfect:= v. To sterilize a piece of confection (lollypop) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will 'remove' all the germs.

Example: After dropping my lollipop, I quickly disconfected it before shoving it back into my mouth.

@discopone:= Discopone originates from a misheard lyric in the Madonna song Ray of Light.

The lyric is actually I feel like I just got home, but many hear it as I feel like a discopone.

A Madonna fan and literary scholar looked up pone in the OED to find that it is an archaic form of

poon. Said scholar interpreted the word to mean a woman who enjoys an active social life,

resists sexual objectification, yet is powerfully confident in her own sexuality.

An influential group of women on the eastern seaboard of the U.S. uses it with pride to

describe themselves. Madonna herself is called the Mother Pone.

Example: You want the discopone? You can't handle the discopone.

@discussment:= A heated discussion that borders on being an argument.

Example: They're having a heated discussment about politics.

@disemboobily:= A state of utter confusion, usually caused by interaction with an animal.

Example: I was struck disemboobily by the bumblebees flying around.

@Disenable:= The crippiling of a software feature, as an indirect result of adding another software feature.

Example: I installed a new codec that works fine for MPEG4, but it disenabled MPEG3 playback.

@disenfreelanced:= Combines disenfranchised and freelance to describe the mood and status of many people in various branches of the media industries at the moment--laid off, disenchanted, and forced into part-time or freelance work.

Example: John doesn't work on that magazine anymore--he's disenfreelanced now.

@disfragmentor:= A person who recreates a story or scenario using personal journals and other sources..

Example: The disfragmentor used interviews with elder family members to write a family history.

@disfunktional:= A feeling of confusion and disorientation, normally in the morning after a long night.

Example: Stop being so disfunktional.

@disgroostifying:= Very disgusting, often in a humorous way. Synonyms include disgroostificating and disgustifying.

Example: When you burp like that, it's absolutely disgroostifying.

@disgussed:= (verb, past tense) had an unpleasant discussion

Example: We disgussed the slipping schedule earlier today.

@disgustipate:= A word to show extreme disgust.

Example: Get away, you disgustipate me. OR That expired milk is disgustipating.

@Disgustipating:= When something is both shocking and disgusting aswell.

Example: When the baby blew that dog's head clean off, that was disgustipating.

Now, let's go sip some hot coca, and play a game of pictionary.

@disgusto:= The manner in which a person pretending disgust might tell a story with great relish.

Example: ...and then she rolled off the table,

staggered to her feet,

the chocolate sauce was dribbling down her blouse,

and she tried to remove the groom's shirt, he said with disgusto.

@disguys:= To hide or disguise one’s sickness, injury, or other malady in order to avoid attacks,

while down and weakened and stressed, by bosses, wives, children, etc.; to fake

wellness, mostly a guy trait = why men don’t go to doctors much.

Example: He had to disguys so that the vultures around him, waiting to rip him off and tear him to

pieces, did not know of his plight, so he could survive to fight another day.

@Dish:= Date

Example: I've got a dish with a fish fish= good looking guy.. (see fish)

@dislipsia:= the tendency to reverse or invert the spoken language

Example: you've got that ACK-BASSWARDS.

@disnacular:= Very childish; unable to accept the reality of what the world really is.

Example: Don't be so disnacular--we need you to be mature about this.

@Disnomic:= Inabillty to remember names.

Example: I'm disnomic, I remember faces but not names.

@disorientatedness:= Being disoriented.

Example: This whole disorientatedness is so confusing.

@Dispangular:= Anywhere.

Example: I think this survey is totally dispangular.

@dispoclog:= Having all of the dishes in the sink with the garbage disposal.

Example: I can't throw away this roasted spinach because we have a dispoglog in the kitchen.

@Disposable Pretense:= phrase meaning a ruse or feigned excuse calculated to obtain what is truly desired. Delightfully multi-purpose, for if what seemed desirable really isn't, the pretense can be enjoyed. If the true purpose is to be obtained without need for the Pretense, it can be easily disposed of.

Example: Hey, why don't we get together and, erm, work on that project Friday night? Erm, my place? 9pm?

@disqualmed:= To feel misgivings, out of sorts and confused.

Example: When I saw my dad in my mom's new bra, I felt disqualmed.

@Disthespia:= The inability to remember what actor played what part.

Example:

@Ditch:= Finish, stop doing, leave.

Example: This sucks, let's ditch.

@ditto:= to agree with something another's said or instead of repeating another's already said

Example: Jesse: That band blows! Katie: Ditto. Jesse: Later. Katie: ditto

@ditzerqueen, ditzqueen:= The lead girl in a group of ditzes. Ditzes are not very smart and never make decisions on their own.

Example: See the tall blonde one? She's the ditzerqueen!

@diva living:= High-end living on a budget--fashion clothing for bargain prices. Can also be used as a term for a fabulous attitude.

Example: My new outfit is diva living!

@divalicious:= Larger than life bitch diva.

Example: No longer the country girl, the big bad city had turned her divalicious.

@Diverse:= One who is in the minority, especially ethnically, even if that person taken alone is comprised of only one ethnicity

Example: Enrique is diverse; Ebonee is diverse; John is not.

@Django kill:= A particularly nasty accident with the tomato ketchup; anything which looks gory but isn't.

Example: That squashed fruit on the road is a Django Kill.

@DJfreeloader:= a person who has unjustifiably built up his own self image, while still relying on others to do anything for them

Example: Awww that guy can't do anything, he's djfreeloader

@djou:= Did you. Occasionally do you?

Example: Djou already wash the car?

@dl:= Short for down low, meaning secret.

Example: Keep Wally's surprise party on the dl.

@DMY:= Short for Don't Mess Yourself. Used when someone overreacts

Example: DMY, Rich. It was an accident.

@DNF:= Does Not Finish or Did Not Finish. Used whenever several people are trying to do the same job at the same time and everyone else finishes ahead of one person.

Example: We were all trying to cook omelets and Bill DNFed.

@Do'h:= (Make famous by Homer Simpson.) Used to show regret upon doing a stupid act or forgetting something.

Example: Homer, did you remember to wear pants? Do'h!

@do'h:= All purpose exclamation as popularized by Homer Simpson

Example: Hey, Homer, should your car be towed away like that? Do'h!

@do me a solid:= used in reference to asking a favor

Example: Yo, do me a solid and pass me that eraser.

@Do what ?:= This is a term used by rednecks when one is attempting to have you repeat what you've said?

Example: Tom to Bubba, Hey Bubba what time is it? Bubba replies Do what now?

@doable:= Able to be done. See non-doable.

Example: Since non-doable was already listed in pseudodictionary.com, Rebecca thought submitting its opposite for inclusion in the dictionary was doable.

@doag:= A cigarette.

Example: I was having a nicotene fit, so I asked my friend if I could bum a doag from his pack of Marlboros, not having any of my own.

@dobber:= Someone who is acting dumb, stupid, silly. Lifted from a TV show.

Example: Quit being such a dobber.

@dobbler:= A person of limited social ability.

Example: Bob from Accounting is a real dobbler.

@dobo:= A name for someone who does something idiotic.

Example: Great move, dobo.

@doctor:= One who has acted in an especially stupid manner, usually resulting in personal harm. A person with a PhD in stupid.

Example: I was driving and wasn't payin' attention--fiddling with my cd--and I rear-ended a police car. I felt like such a doctor.

@dode:= 1. The last half-swallow of beer at the bottom of the mug. 2. Can also be used as a verb to describe a person.

Example: 1. I'm all out of cash and all I've got left in my beer is the dode. 2. Chris is hitting on Danielle again. He's a dode.

@dodobber:= A name for anything you don't know the name for.

Example: While putting together the computer desk, I couldn't figure out where the little oblong dodobber went.

@doflicky:= The same as thingamabob or doohickey. Something for which you've forgotten or cannot remember the name.

Example: Please hand me that doflicky over there next to that thingamabob.

@dog breath:= what you have in the morning after a night of drinking a ton of beer smokin a pack of ciggs and whatever else

Example: Dont kiss me you pig get some clothes on and get rid of that dog breath

@dog:= a close, trusted friend- man's best friend.

Example: Tony and Lester Joe are my dogs- I'd trust them with anything.

@dog:= adjective used to describe things that are gross, ugly, stinky, bad, etc

Example: this tastes like dog or it smells like dog in here or she looks like dog

@dogfood:= A verb from the high tech industry. Meaning to use what you are selling. From old TV commercials where a celebrity would endorse Alpo: This is Lorne Greene. I feed my own dogs Alpo!

Example: Bill Gates uses Microsoft Word. He has to show the world he's dogfooding.

@dognose:= Dyslexic atheist's version of God knows.

Example: A. Where's Johnny? B. Dognose. Probably in the pub.

@dogs:= feet

Example: It feels so good to let my dogs out (of my shoes).

@DOHAB:= Someone who's stupid or lacking in common sense. Dropped on Head at Birth.

Example: Don't mind Fred, he's a DOHAB.

@dohickey:= Otherwise known as the thingamajigger, whatchamacallit or that thing that I don't know the name of.

Example: Hey, Bob, what's that little dohickey do?

@dohser:= Adapted from user - technology industry jargon for customer and the frequent utterance of Homer Simpson, doh, meaning I just did/thought/said something stupid. Hence, a dumb user is a dohser.

Example: (pron. DO-zer) And then the dohser said, I didn't realise the drink holder on my PC would also play CD-ROMs!

@doi:= A response to any statement of the obvious.

Example: STATEMENT: Wow that accident must have hurt. RESPONSE: doi!

@Doike:= To move your body in a certain way to produce a bad way of playing certain sports.

Example: Kiri doiked her shoulder around which prevented her from scoring points in basketball.

@doing stuff:= To do amazingly well at something.

Pinball slang from Ohio State, taken from the kid's usual answer to the question

What have you been doing?

Example: He got the high score on that machine--he's really doing stuff now.

@doink:= Someone lacking sufficient cranial capacity. A moron, idiot etc.

Example: That doink just ate all the food and drank all the beer for the party tonight.

@dole:= Slang for unemployment.

Example: I'll never be able to work again--I've been so spoiled living on the dole.

@Dolled Up:= Dressing up, embellishing.

Example: A: I sold the car as soon as I dolled it up a little.

B: I'm going to this big club tonight and I need to get all dolled up.

@dolphin clicking:= When two people of similar interests can talk in a language that is not common.

Example: I'm really glad you two met; you seem to be dolphin clicking.

@dolt:= Arcane word used by aficionados of Dungeons & Dragons to describe a stupid person.

Example: You can't microwave a metal spoon, you dolt!

@domainopause:= (n) The condition of really, really wanting to register that swank or supposedly-clever domain name,

but holding off or not being able to because it just isn't practical or affordable.

Example: Hell, I almost lent my roommate the 30 bucks to register hoosierdaddy.com so I wouldn't have to listen to him bemoaning his domainopause all month. I didn't because I know he'd never pay me back.

@dome:= your head, above the face.

Example: John just got mugged! They slapped a lead pipe against his dome!

@Don't-ask:= A word to describe a situation or feeling that is generally unpleasant and, well, you just don't want to talk about it.

Example: JaneDoe. So, John, I hear you spilled coffee all over your boss's dress.

JohnDoe. Don't-ask.

@don't implode:= An exhortation not to lose structural stability in an emotional or melodramatic fashion.

Example: When saying goodbye to friends for the evening, Don't implode.

@don't sleep on...:= It means don't underestimate something or someone.

Example: Hey, don't sleep on MAX DUGAN RETURNS. It's a classic.

@donc:= French for so. Used when someone says something really obvious or you don't know where she's

heading next with what she's saying.

Example: A. I'm going to go diving with some big, chunky octopuses tomorrow.

B. Donc?

@doneanddone:= finished this, finished that.

Example:

@dontalistic:= The state of being embraced with passion and excitement.

Example: The play was filled with dontalistic.

@donucular:= Cylindrical or hemi-spherical.

Example: That bowl is really donucular. So is that tire.

@donut:= To drive your car in a tight circle.

Example: Hang on, I'm gonna pull a donut!

@doo-di-doo:= A cardboard tube from the middle of a roll of paper towels that is used as a trumpet.

Example: What instrument does Greg play? All he can handle is the doo-di-doo.

@doobery-sprocket:= something or someone you can't remember the name of.

Example: Oh, look over there it's erm... doobery-sprocket

@doobrey:= generic noun for something whose name you can't remember, or just can't be bothered using.

Example: If it doesn't fit just whack it with the doobrey.

@dood:= Same as dude, only way cooler.

Example: Dood, whadup?

@doodletext:= Text without meaning.

Example: Often found in newspaper, magazines, and government papers.

@doodlism:= An abstract art form in which a bored student draws randomly in his notebook,

accidentally creating an interesting image.

Example: Math class has inspired many works of doodlism.

@doof:= Australian slang for a rave party--refers to noise of bass.

Example: You going to the doof out in the bush?

@doof:= Someone silly or funny.

Example: Chris thinks he's funny, but he's the wrong kind of doof.

@dooficious:= Adjectival form of doofus. Adverbial form = dooficiously.

Example: It is redundant to say that a dooficious doofus is waiting dooficiously in the dungeon.

@dooflinky:= (doo-fling-kee) A word used for any noun that is not a person.

Example: Bring me that dooflinky! or: Turn the dooflinky off!

@Dooflotchy:= Can mean anything meant to mean something one says. Use it anywhere for anything.

Example: You stupid Dooflotchy!

This Dooflotchy's giving me a rash.

@doognoobit:= Interjection used to express anger, irritation, or disappointment.

Example: Doognoobit! I forgot my pen in my locker!

@doohickey:= wet stuff that forms on your hickey early in the morning.

Example: Say, what's that doohickey?

@Dooley:= A person who tries to look or act cool but really comes off like a moron.

Example: Check out Dooley over there acting like a moron.

@dooley:= an object that,while you know what you're speaking about you can't remember it's proper name,therefore it is up to the other person to figure it out and take appropriate action

Example: The dooley on the car isn't working,you know the thing that keeps it from rusting.

@Dooly:= Usually used as the dooly. Means the same thing as the down low i.e., keep it quiet, don't tell anyone

Example: Tom and Jane broke up, but it's a secret, so keep it on the dooly and don't tell anyone.

@doom sickness:= Nausea from excessive playing of 1st person POV computer games.

Example: It doesn't feel like 9 o'clock, maybe because I'm normally suffering from Doom Sickness by now.

@doomaflop:= Word used in place of a multiple syllable word that you can't remember or do not understand

(First heard this word when a friend was telling about his new computer.)

Example: Jason: My new computer has 650 doomaflops and a cd-rom.

@doomafloppy:= Worthless, limpy piece of thing.

Example: That dead worm is nothing but a doomafloppy.

@doomey:= Derived betwixtfrom doom and gloomy.

Example: Being cash-poor at the end of the month, makes for a doomey rent day.

@dooododoo:= A ditty sung when you have nothing to say, or bored.

Example: Are you bored because you just sang your dooododoo song?

@doordyslexic:= A condition where a person is unable to follow directions for opening a door-- i.e., when a person tries to push open a door when a sign clearly says pull.

Example: I just tried to push open the door, when on the handle it said pull. I'm such a doordyslexic!

@doork:= when you approach a store, and the door says exit only - the person who tries to go through these doors anyway

Example: the doork couldn't understand why he couldn't enter the store through the exit

@dootdoot:= Expression of boredom, usually to break the silence.

Example: In an effort to get you to talk, Drew would mumble, Dootdoot.

@doover:= Miscellaneous item, usually one you can't remember the name of.

Substitute for thingo. Can be extended to dooverlakie.

Example: I left the thingo on the doover.

@dooverlarkey:= Alternative spelling & pronunciation of dooverlackie, for a more relaxed flavour.

Example: Hand me that pointy dooverlarkey so I can get this screw out, would you?

@doovy:= adjective: good, interesting. particularly if useful

Example: i like my new stereo, it's a pretty doovy piece of kit

@dope off da heezy:= Very cool and outrageous. It can also be used as a mockery of something.

Example: Yo dawg, that's dope off da heezy!

@Dopeler Effect:= The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you in rapid succession. (From the Washington Post Style Invitational, 1999)

Example: Only after I got out of that meeting did realize that it was just the presentation's Dopeler Effect that caused me to like the idea: a motel for chickens, adjoining all you can eat feedhouse, and KFC franchise right next door.

@dord:= A non-existent word entered in the second edition of Webster's New International Dictionary by mistake (that I feel sorry for and wish to submit it back into a dictionary).

Example: [see http://members.aol.com/gulfhigh2/words1.html for information]

@doris:= A parking spot right out front of where you want to be

Example: I'd thought I'd have to park miles away, but I jagged a doris.

@dork-style:= When you're sitting at a table by yourself in a restaurant or cafeteria--

because it makes you feel like a dork with no one else sitting with you.

Example: Ed: I'm back. Ted: Good, I was getting tired of rocking it dork-style.

@dorkana, dorkano:= Female form of the word dork.

As in the possible Spanish form.

Dorkano for males.

Used meaning stupid (in a funny way) or just not thinking.

This is not a mean term, but rather a term to jokingly make fun of someone and

bring attention to her action that caused her to look so goofy.

Example: Sally couldn't believe what a dorkano her friend was when he licked the ice

cream store sign's large ice cream cone.

@dorkasaurus:= Someone who is so intensely dorky, the word dork alone will not do her justice. See jerkosaurus.

Example: Check out the pocket protector on that dorkasaurus. (See pocket protector at ridleypearson.)

@dorkified:= Something that has been made dorky.

Example: My brother got dorkified when he turned thirteen.

@dorkify:= Used as a transitive verb:to debase or make nerdy or unweildy or any other negative connotation.

Example: You know, you dorkify everything you touch. Nice blouse, nice skirt--but stripes and plaids don't match. Change something.

@dorkis maximus:= A person who attempts to do the right thing (save the trees) but ends up tripping over a log, inhabited by rabid squirrels, who then rampage out biting all the birds and the bees in the forest, thus producing rabid honey that is fed to infants under three

years old which causes a horrible decline in the human population.

As everyone turns to said Dorkis as she falls face-flat into a mud puddle with mud guppies jumping all over her.

Example: Sherry, dubbed Dorkis Maximus, always tries to do the right thing but somehow fails, causing more problems than she fixed; we love her anyway.

@dorko:= Less offensive form of jackass.

Example: Hey, dorko. Watch where you're going.

@dorkus amorkus:= Someone beyond being a dork.

Example: Sup, dorkus amorkus?

@dorkus ficus:= A dork, nerd.

Example: Quit being such a dorkus ficus.

@dorkus malorkus:= a huge dork.

Example: hey you idiot! it's not dorkus amorkus, you dorkus malorkus!

@Dorm food:= Food in name only, this material is manufactured from wool and garbanzo beans and delivered to dorm cafeterias the world over. Its only useful function is that you get money from your parents by claiming you will buy and eat it. Don't.

Example: This lentil pie your mom made is dorm food. Let's go get anything else and eat that instead.

@dorniker:= Large stone or rock. A dorniker is a large stone that hinders your work in the field, work such as plowing or

disking. It's not in any dictionary and seems to be a local term, not a made-up word on my part.

Maybe someone has heard of it.

Example: Rats, broke my blade on a dorniker again.

@dorsajar:= Unfinished feeling you are left with when you go to do something, get distracted, and temporarily forget what it was you were going to do. Similar to deja vu. From the car alert prompt The door is ajar.

Example: I was running late so I put the wine in the freezer to chill, but then when the guests arrived, I totally forgot to take it out.

Half listening to the conversation with lingering dorsajar , I kept double-checking the nibbles.