It was only when the wine exploded an hour later that I remembered.

@dorsography:= Use of a fingertip to write an invisible message on a recipient's back.

Example: What he remembered most was how ticklish Svetlana's dorsography made him. In the short time they spent together, he came to love if not understand the Cyrillic alphabet.

@dosh:= dollars + cash = dosh

Example: I'm taking you out tonight, as I'm flush with dosh.

@doss:= Easy, a pushover, useless, crappy.

Example: This is one doss example.

@doss:= to inform on someone a little, but not as much as a dossier

Example: Don't doss on me!

@dot-bum:= The fallout from a dot-bomb; a laid-off web designer.

Example: What's Adam doing these days? Well, ever since Pets.com imploded, he's been a dot-bum.

@dot-com boyfriend/girlfriend:= A sexual or romantic partner who requires a high level of investment,

on which you will never see any return.

Example: I just finished putting my dot-com boyfriend through medical school.

@dot-communism:= 1. A totalitarian system of enterprise where a single authoritarian body controls the production of

lame web-based products, software, services, or goods.

2. A system or theory that advocates the elimination of a private life,

an actual IPO date, and long term financial security.

Example: After two unproductive years of disappointment and disrespect at placeofemployment.com, John realized he had become a victim of dot-communism. So he quit.

@dot-communism:= The belief that all services provided over the Internet should be free of charge.

Example: Ed. Have you seen Pseudodictionary.com?

Ted. Yeah, it rocks. Someone's got a serious case of dot-communism for sure.

@dot gone:= unsuccessful internet company

Example: pets.com

@dot prom:= A company party usually at a start up that celebrates nothing in particular.

It is neither tied to a holiday nor to a milestone of the company.

Dot proms are either held in the office after-hours complete with cheap decorations

(like the gymnasium for a public school prom) or a ballroom is rented out and there is a more elaborate theme

(like a private school prom).

Example: We had stayed late every night at the office this week so we didn't want to stay late again for another lame dot prom.

@dotbomb:= A dotcom that went under.

Example: What ever happened to that website? Is it now a dotbomb?

@double-dip:= To dip ones partialy-eaten, already dipped carrot or chip into said dip again;

depositing your germs into said dip.

Example: Ew. Don't double-dip--I don't want your germs!

@double-klicked:= A definition for a person who wishes to retaliate against another.

To insult or to strike back twice, quickly. A verbal retort to threaten someone humorously or maliciously.

Sexual connotation of twice in one night.

Kissed twice.

Put down.

Example: Better be careful or you'll get double-klicked. OR

Thomas got double-klicked by his wife the other night--caught with some girlfriend and threw him out. OR

I mean, she was so beautiful, I wanted to double klick her lips--like, right now.

@Double Bagger:= A member of the opposite sex with an attractive body but a face so ugly that one should put a bag over one's own head just in case the bag on the other person's head should fall off.

Example: Guy 1: Suzie has a terrific; but, good God, what an ugly face. Guy 2: Yeah, she's a double bagger.

@double d-nial:= State of a woman with surgically-enhanced breasts who claims they are natural.

Example: Britney Spears is in serious Double D-nial.

@double digit:= Not particularly intelligent, as in only two digits in her IQ.

Example: She was so double digit, she couldn't finish middle school.

@double E:= DwEEb, gEEk.

Example: Chris is a double e extraordinaire.

@double nod, the:= The double nod is a true sign of a dork or loser.

As a common casual greeting one gives a nod to the other person.

But when one gives two quick nods instead of one, she is branded for life.

Throughout my own, and my friends’ experience this has been proven true.

Sometimes it may happen by accident, but if repeated it is solid proof.

Try it, it just doesn’t look right either.

Talk to the people who do it, you’ll see what I mean.

Example: Person 1: Chris gave me the double nod today. Person 2: LOL. Nearby girl: That confirms it. Chris is a dork.

@double sawbuck:= Twenty dollar bill.

Example: Zak owes me a double saw buck.

@double word score:= Implying that the fruits of your endeavours have doubled,

or at least greatly increased. From Scrabble.

Example: Wow, I got paid extra last week. Double word score.

@double yolked arsehole:= To do a double-yolked arsehole is to slip and fall in a spectacular manner.

Example: I did a double-yolked arsehole off the steps last night and broke my arm

AND spilled my drink.

@doubleplus:= A prefix meaning really or very. Can be used with un for emphasis on the negative.

Example: You can sleep on the sofa, it's doublepluscomfortable. OR

Q: How are you? A: Doubleplusungood. I just broke up with Sam.

@dough-nut:= One crazy about money.

Example: You’ll never satisfy her, she’s a dough-nut.

@doughter:= Someone who always stretches the truth.

Example: Oh, Jennifer told you that? Don't believe it, she's a doughter.

@Dougie:= Dressed to impress. As in Doug E. Fresh. Fresh dressed like a million bucks.

Example: You know I have to get dougie before I go to the club.

@Dove:= A name for a $10 dollar bill

Example: yo, can i borrow 2 doves

@down smack:= Equivalent to down pat.

Example: I got this game down smack.

@down:= To be on acceptable terms.

Example: Ed: Do you know Bill?

Ted: Yeah, I'm down with him.

@Downalator:= A down escalator.

Example: I'm lost in this store. Where's the downalator? (Upalator, too.)

@downher:= A person who deserts her partner when he is down (from illness or financial, political,

or job pressures); one who will not stick by his partner when she gets into trouble.

Example: He did not know she was a downher until he got buried with problems, and she took off

with as much as she could steal.

@downslaught:= Downpour + onslaught. A torrential rain.

Example: I can't believe the Christmas lights stayed up with that downslaught we had last night.

@Downtown Chapstick:= A term used to describe the ointment needed to be applied prior to dealing with a kiss ass.

Example: Hey Mike, her comes Gordon. He's still trying to get the promotion for that new job opening you better put on the downtown chapstick or you'll chafe.

@downtown foldies:= Money.

Example: Q. You want to go to the bar tonight? A. I can't. I don't have any downtown foldies.

@Downy:= Someone who does something stupid that is worth giving her some kind of recognition.

Example: You're such a downy when you send the skyride cabin uplocked and open with people inside.

You would think by the 12th time you would learn.

@dr pepper:= Texas Coca Cola.

Example: Do you want a coke? Yeah. What kind? Dr Pepper.

@Dr. Schmokter:= THE physician of choice for men everywhere.

Example: Honey, that looks really bad. Why don't you go see a doctor?

Doctor, Schmokter.

@dracophiliac:= Someone with a Dragon fetish.

Example: I love dragons so much I've become a dracophiliac.

@drag racing:= amusing canine pass time whereby a seated dog scoots himself across the carpet with a guilty, knowing look on his face.

Example: No, the beige carpet wasn't striped - until Snot discovered drag racing!

@dramangst:= A condition of petty negativity compounded by egocentric,

adolescent controversy between parties where no justified source of animosity exists.

Example: C'mon, you guys, cool the dramangst. You know you're just trying to find something to argue about.

@Dramastic:= a combination between dramatic and drastic

Example:

@Dramastic:= To be Dramatic in a Neanderthalic or Ice-agion manner.

Example: The wooly mammoth dramastically broke through the wall.

@drank:= A word used to make the distinction between an alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverage.

A drank is an alcoholic beverage. Pronunce with urban flavor.

Example: Nicole: We should go get a drink right now.

Aviss: Are you crazy, this early?

Nicole: No, a drink not a drank.

@drasual:= Dressy casual. The way to dress for an event.

Example: What should you wear? It'll be drasual.

@drawkcab:= to do something in reverse, aka backward

Example: I tried to follow the directions, but I got them all drawkcab.

@dre:= (adj) From Doctor Dre. Good, but in a street sort of way. Also to keep it real.

Example: These new trousers keep it dre.

@dre:= alternative way of saying der or duh. Coined by my sister's friend who thinks the word der is overused.

Example: I forgot to put gas in my car and got stranded on the highway. Dre...

@dreadline:= A dreaded deadline.

Example: We're going to be busy night and day to meet this dreadline -- if we can make it at all.

@Dreadmill:= Derivative of treadmill. Torturous workout contraption that allows you to walk or run five miles and go absolutely nowhere.

Example: As Odysseus was drawn to the song of the Sirens,I was rendered defenseless when that third piece of cheesecake called to me, though I knew I'd have to pay with an extra hour on the dreadmill.

@dredger:= Something or someone that is tedious or boring.

Example: People stopped hanging out with Greg because listening to his long stories about statistics was a real dredger.

@dreich:= Often used to describe Scotland's weather on a grey,damp or wet, miserable day.

Can also apply to a boring person, speech, sermon, etc, and is thus siimilar to drab.

Pronounced dreech.....(ch as in Loch).

Example: Think I'll stay indoors & watch the footie(football)--it's a bit dreich outdoors.

@dressed in black label:= To be drunk at a funeral

Example: I can't belive Jimmy showed up dressed in Black Label. That little punk!

@Dribble Doll, Sloppy Sally:= Girls who squat rather than sit on a public toilet and urinate all over the seat.

Example: The appropriate punishment for a Dribble Doll is to force her to sit in her own urine for an hour and then remove all further bathroom privileges.

@Dribble Dude:= 1. Men who are incapable of hitting the yawning hole of a urinal.