I don't know why this word isn't in a normal dictionary, it seems so useful.

Example: That was an exposive story on TV about the refugees in Australia last night. OR

She was wearing a really exposive top at Dave's party.

@express-hole:= The jerk who tries to sneak in more than 10 items on the supermarket express-line

Example:

@exscreamly:= Extremely.

Example: Pseudodictionary.com is exscreamly fun.

@exsculptatory:= The crock sculpted of ordinary evidence by a high priced attorney to free a defendant.

Example: Proving his client was born without DNA was the exsculptatory evidence that freed the defendant.

@exstatisism:= Laughing and crying at the same time.

Example: I had a fight with my boyfriend on his birthday and suddenly I was in a state of exstatisism.

@exstrapilate:= The removal of the small straps on an dress, such as an evening gown, to make it a strapless.

Example: Honey, could you please exstrapilate my black dress?

@extincting:= To be heading towards extinction.

Example: That dongle is extincting.

@extra napkins:= Something so good that you need extra napkins to clean up your drool.

Example: I needed extra napkins after seeing the new iPod.

@extra:= Extraneous, superfluous. A derogatory term to describe a person, her actions, or phenomena observed.

Example: Daylight is streaming in the window and you turn on all the lamps? You're so extra!

@extropy:= antonym for entropy

Example: Extropy and entropy are constantly competing for the fate of the universe.

@extrospective:= Discussion of thoughts, feelings, and sensations.

Example: I could sit here and read my book but i am feeling extrospective

today and would rather be out having tea and conversation with a friend.

@eye candy:= A gorgeous guy, not necessarily with the intelligence to match, who you just can't take your eyes off of.

Example: ex. I saw your brother last night - he is pure eye candy.

@eye jammy:= When someone does somethin dumb, you need to give 'em an eye jammy.

Example: You betta chill before you catch an eye jammy.

@eyebrella:= Hairy umbrella of the eye.

Example: He had very bushy eyebrellas

@eyelock:= An unrecognizable foreign object in the road.

Example: Viewing some eyelocks may be an unpleasant experience--for example, roadkill.

@f-bomb:= Relates to a situation where someone said fuck. Always preceded by a form of to drop.

Example: The car wouldn't start, so I dropped the f-bomb in front of my grandmother.

@f-commerce:= An alphabetic leap forward in e-commerce.

Once internet companies e-enabled everything, now they are f-ing them.

Example: F-commerce is the next logical step for our struggling dot com. I mean, we've f-d up everything else.

@f-mo:= F-word. From French: F meaning F and mo meaning mot or word.

Example: She dropped the f-mo mid-sentence.

@F.D.G.B.:= Abbreviation actually used by doctors to describe injured patients. Stands for Fall Down Go Boom.

Example: Sorry to call you so late, doctor. We've got an F.D.G.B. here. We're gonna need you to come in.

@F.I.N.E.:= F-ed up, insecure, neurotic, and emotional.use it when ur fealing that way.

Example: my day has been F.I.N.E. everything has gone wrong

@fab-flippin-tastic:= Something that is incredibly good, so saying it's fantastic isn't enough, you have to combine three words to express your joy!

Example: That gig was fab-flippin-tastic!

@Fab:= Adjective, dervived from the rather popular Thunderbirds puppetmation of the early 80's Fab has been in use for quite some time and in it's current context is an equivlent of great!.

Originally presumed to be an acroymn for Fire All Boosters.

Example: Lady Penelope: Parker, get the car.

Parker: Yes, m'lady.

Lady Penelope: (On telephone) Yes, this is Lady Penelope, we are going to intercept the car now, Fab.

@Fabbomateo:= To indicate to someone that what you think she are saying is not just fantastic but she is also your friend. A combination of fabulous and mate.

Example: Bill: I think tonight is going to be a great night.

Joel: Yeah, it's going to be fabbomateo.

@faboo:= Anything that's absolutely wonderful and fabulous, especially in a Southern California/West Hollywood fabulous kind of way.

Example: Darling, you look so faboo stepping out of your new BMW Mini drinking that Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf blended iced mocha.

@fabtastic:= Fabulous plus fantastic.

Example: That shirt is fabtastic.

@fabulicious:= Fabulous-delicious. Great, fantastic, wonderful, yummy.

Example: This word is simply fabulicious, Debbie.

@Fabulous Thunderbirds:= Derogatory reference to the 80s blues-rock group; meaning to lower in quality or be of exceedingly low stature.

Example: Sheryl Crow used to be cool. It's sad to see her go all Fabulous Thunderbirds these days.

@face-mail:= Term used to describe the daring act of talking to someone in person instead of either leaving a voice-mail or sending an e-mail.

Example: Bill scares me--he knows how to use the phone and his computer, yet just marched right into my office and left me a face-mail regarding the Simmons account.

@face-time:= Washington DC expression used to indicate the amount of time a person merits in face-to-face

conversation with a person in a position of authority.

Example: As an Assistant-Deputy Undersecretary she's not going to merit more than two minutes

face-time a month with the Sec-Def.

@face card:= Term used to describe a one hundred dollar bill.

Example: Sam passed Will a face card.

@faceces:= A combination of the words facetious and feces, used to point out the difference between being cute or irreverent

and just being difficult.

Example: He stopped asking the young nun out when she told him that he was just being faceces.

@faceheadnecklips:= Used as a term of surprise, frustration, or insult--especially when one doesn't have time to find the perfect word for the situation.

Example: Faceheadnecklips! That car almost ran into me.

@facelicker:= A man or woman who kisses are so wet you have to use a towel afterwards.

Example: Be sure to have a towel with you if you kiss her, she's a real facelicker.

@facepalm:= To bring one's hand to one's forehead in an exasperated or irritated fashion.

Example: Glenn facepalmed at Corey's comment, But that's exactly what I'm trying to say!

@facetiate:= Euphemism for troll, as in trolling online chat rooms to provoke arguments with inane and useless commentary.

Example: AOL users spend all their time facetiating in _ChristianDebate_.

@facetnated:= (v) To be mesmerised by staring at glass crystals. Anton Mesmer?

Example: When Rhonda saw the chandelier she was facetnated.

@facilitage:= The act of assisting to deliberately encourage dependence.

Example: She was going to move out, but he facilitaged her plans by offering to pay all the rent until she finished school.

@facismashing:= Fascinating and smashing at the same time.

Example: What a facismashing zucchini you have.

@facon:= Artificial bacon.

Example: Ugh, my free continental breakfast is just facon and toast.

@fact off:= To fact someone off is to dispute their beloved arguments and

cherished beliefs through recourse to measly facts.

Example: Don't fact ME off.

| You can't fact me off with that.

@factoid:= Factoids are a series of facts or truths on a related subject.

Example: She was pumping me for factoids about her ex-roomie, but I clammed up.

@factualist:= Someone who continually corrects others' statements and loves to tell people facts at random.

Example: I was stuck on the train with two factualists who told each other statistics about statistics for hours.

@fad-get:= A person who is into all the latest fads.

Example: Look at the rich fad-get with his FUBU shirt and Doc Martens!

@fadated:= Having a lack of energy, feeling tired.

Example: I just dug up the backyard, so I'm now feeling pretty fadated

@faded:= The lack of clearity after an extensive drinking binge a.k.a. hungover 2. Burnout

Example: Damn, Dan your looking pretty faded after that party last night.

@fader:= (n) We say someone fades from our memory. A fader dissolves from the world itself. A fader is someone who does not seem to exist--though the fader is still there, no one in the world wants to recognize that fact. Plural is faders, and indicates each and every fader in a group. Faders are the forgotten souls, the forgetten dreams that slipped away. Faders are everywhere.

Example: 1. On the street corner in the middle of winter, a fader sits and begs for food. 2. When I was only four years old, my father went to the corner grocery to get a pack of cigarettes. He never returned. I barely remember him; my mother refuses to, because he deserted us. He was a father; now he's a fader.

@faecetious:= A supposedly witty comment.

Example: Richard Whiteley, king of the faecetious comment.

@faff:= To put something off for a extensive amount of time until it has been forgotten, hence it is no longer important.

Example: Sarah, stop faffing and get on with it.

@fagarette:= Chimeric cross-hybrid word developed from original English slang, fag for cigarette,

and the word cigarette for cigarette.

Example: Excuse me, Johnny Violence, would you care to partake in the smoking of a fagarette?

@fagma:= Fog-ma. 1. pertaining to an individual who no other words can aptly describe in character.

2. Expression of exasperation.

Example: 1. Johnny is a fagma.

2. Fagma! I cried as I dropped my pizza on the floor.

@fagoogled:= Absolutely exhausted or screwed.

Example: Bob was mountain biking in the bush, and after the last hill climb he was fagoogled.

@faintified:= Feeling faint or dizzy.

Example: I feel faintified.

@fairy-dust:= Something too technical or obscure to understand. Probably not even worth understanding.

Example: Yeah, I looked up the specs, but that stuff is all fairy-dust.

@fairynuff:= Fair enough, meaning fine by me.

Example: A. I'm just going over there. B. Fairynuff.

@fajet:= Misuse of the word faget. Created in 1998 by several middle school boys who were calling each other fagets for fun, and one mis-spoke and said fajet.

Example: You're a fajet, pencilhead.

@fake-o:= This is another way of saying something is not real, or fake.

Example: After John put ketchup on his finger pretending to be blood, Ranee said, John, give me a break,

that is SO fake-o.

@fake and bake:= Tanning salon.

Example: She had no time during the day to go to the beach so she resorted to a fake and bake at night.

@fake cop or faux cop:= Mall security guy, esp. one on a power trip.

Example: We're not afraid of the fake cops. We always cause trouble at the mall just to annoy them.

@fake:= To flake out. To say you're going to show up and then not show up.

Example: Denny said he'd be here by 5, but he ended up faking on us.

@faketml:= When you enclose something you're saying with html tags, but the html tags don't actually exist.

Example: No! I love it when you do that thing that I've asked you not to do a million times!

@falcon:= To make head contact with a ball you are trying to catch.

Example: Long pass downfield. Ohh, he's done a falcon.

@fall-into-a-GAP:= to wear or exibit massive amounts of logo'd items on one's person

Example: I've never seen that many logos encorporated into one outfit before. Did you fall into a GAP?

@fall off:= To become less popular

Example: Rappers always have to have good albums or they will fall off.

@fallalotsy:= A condition where your knees give out from laughing too hard.

Example: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (fall to floor) Geez, that joke was so funny it made my fallalotsy act up. OR