I got home from school, and was too faschnickered to do anything

'cept diffuse nutrients from a pool full of sugar water.

@fashimite:= Someone who is a slave to fashion.

Example: Someone who wears uncomfortable 7 heel boots and a winter coat shown

for the following year the hot summer beforehand is a fashimite.

@fashion chuck:= A well dressed man. Particularly someone who has the ability to layer exceptionally well.

Example: When Matt walked into the bar he caught the eye of every lady. When he took off his jacket they could see right away he was a fashion chuck.

@fashionate:= Used to describe persons obsessed with spending inordinate amounts of time,

money, and their friends' patience to mindlessly follow what the clothing, hair, jewelry,

cosmetic, and personal hygiene industries have arbitrarily determined to be in this season.

Etymology: fashion + passionate

Also see: Narcissus, Sisyphus

Example: She was particularly fashionate about anything in red leather.

@fassie:= Cutesy nursery-sounding term for (ponytail) fastener, used mainly by little girls or their mothers.

Example: Do you want the pink fassies in your hair today or would you rather have the green?

@fassoon:= A close relative of the bassoon, except it is played with a ballon as an air chamber.

Example: The musician pressed the fassoon's balloon down hard to produce a sound.

@fast backwards:= Rewind, on a VCR.

Example: Omom, would you fast backwards my tape?....Please?

@Fastantic:= When something is so good and the appreciator is so wasted that 'Fantastic' simply won't do.

Example: Did you see the way those pigeons landed simultaneously and in perfect silence? It was fastantic!

@fat-finger:= verb .. to make a typographical error. implying large fingers fumbling over the keyboard

Example: no, that's a typo, i fat-fingered it

@fat-stupiding:= To describe someone in the act of making a total jerk of herself. The sheer idiocy of such a person prevents her from recognizing the anguished, annoyed faces of her victims, thus making it impossible to stop her without hitting her.

Example: Look at her, just look at her. Fat-stupiding all over the place, oblivious to the world.

@fat chance:= No chance something will happen.

Example: Fat chance you get to go to the movies tonight.

@fat coke:= opposite of diet coke

Example:

@fat controller:= TV remote control. Also simply the fat.

Example: Uh, oh. Ricki Lake. Where's the fat controller? OR Oh, my God. Sweet Valley High is on next! Where's the fat? Whare's the fat?

@fat grip of scrilla:= To have on hand a large sum of cash.

Example: I just got paid, and I'm about to have a fat grip of scrilla.

@fat quarters:= Super cool.

Example: Hey, Pseudodictionary.com is fat quarters!

@fat slapper:= Lazy or sloppy individual;

one who is generally rude, inconsiderate, or completely oblivious to the existence of others.

Example: I was driving down the road, minding my own business, when some little fat slapper cut me off.

@fat to the fifth:= obese, stupid, lazy, bad smelling, and irate

Example: Why is it that many teachers nowadays are fat to the fifth?

@fath:= fast

Example: Like the little boy with a lisp said, I can run willy, willy, fath.

@fatist:= A person who doesn't like people that are fat.

Example: You don't like me because I'm fat, you fatist!

@fattage:= A ratio of weight to height obtained via the following equation. W is a persons weight in pounds, and H is a persons height in inches. Fattage = (W/H) - (H/10)

Example: I stopped running track and my fattage went up by half a point.

@fatty boombalattie:= A term of endearment, only to be used with friends who are not overweight.