It comes from a joke How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? How many? Fish.

Example: Paul: This broom represents some dead guy, so don't you be mean.

Me: Fish.

@fish:= Used in exclamation in the place of religiously offensive words, or by itself, in anger.

Example: Holy fish, that's a big TV.

What the fish was that?

@fish:= Your one and only, as reference to fish of the sea.

Example: I'm so happy to have finally have met my fish. Her name is Tami.

@fiss:= To undergo the process of fission, to split, esp. for atoms.

Origin: used as a replacement for the constant undergoes fission in a physics lesson, fisses, fissed and fissing are shorter and more entertaining.

Example: The atom fisses to form two new, different atoms.

@fistaloar:= Someone who likes to fight a lot.

Example: James got kicked out of school yesterday!

Yeah, he's a real fistaloar.

@fit:= Attractive. British equivalent for US's hot.

Example: That chick is fit.

@fitty:= Essentially fifty, but usually used by street vendors and bartenders

Example: T-shirts here, only nine-fitty.

@five-finger discount:= Shoplifting.

Example: Q. Where'd you get that? A. It was a five-finger discount.

@five-goose horse:= Like a dark horse, but much weirder.

Example: I didn't know John was once arrested in Luxembourg for stealing old men's teeth

and trying to sell them to cats. He's quite the five-goose horse, isn't he.

@five-O:= Term used for the police. Derived from the show Hawaii Five-O.

Example: Here come the five-Os.

@five across the face:= a slap across the face

Example: That boy better shut up before he gets the five across the face

@Five by five:= Everything's great, couldn't be better.

Example: Hey, how are you? Five by five.

@Five Kinds of Crazy:= Really**5 crazy .

Example: Chris is five kinds of crazy.

@fivehead:= Balding male's big forehead.

Example: He doesn't have a forehead. He's got a fivehead.

@fiver:= A five dollar or pound (in England) bill.

Example: I only have a fiver, so I can't pay for dinner.

@fives:= Used to claim continued ownership during a brief period of absence.

Example: I'm going to the bathroom but I've got fives on that seat.

@fivic:= A word that can only be used in Scrabble. This word cannot be used in a regular sentence, but can be used in Scrabble.

Example: Double-word score, I used fivic.

@fixin-ta:= A Texan in the act of preparing to do something or go somewhere.

Example: I'm fixin-ta get up and go to the picture show.

@fixinto:= To get ready or prepare for.

Example: I was fixinto wash the dishes.

Did you get the pizza? No, I was fixinto.

@fizabulizmous:= Fabulous.

Example: That concert was absolutely fizabulizmous.

@fiznitt:= An alternative for Dang it or a swear word and used every time something goes wrong or you screw something up.

Example: Did you get your chemistry done?

Fiznitt! I KNEW I forgot to do SOMEthing!

@fizz:= cop

Example: Put that out, here comes a fizz!

@fizz:= Kuwaiti Slang. Racing to do another area of importance,

especially when under pressure and when the person is suprised.

Example: He absoloutely fizzed off to his car when I told him his wife was pregnant.

@fizzake:= Fake.

Example: TV. sitcoms are fizzake.

@fizzy:= Soda pop.

Example: I was thirsty, so I bought a fizzy.

@Flabam:= The taking down of someone's pants with a quick swipe of the hand in an s like motion

Example: Flabam! your pants are down

@flabbage:= Stretching the truth for entertainment or graceful purposes. Also has a verb form. Flabbing - acting out these lies by speaking -or- lazing around all day.

Example: That boy is just flabbing up a storm right now.

What ya wanna do today? Flab around.

Allright.

@flabbergammered:= To be so astonished that you stammer.

Example: Marie was flabbergammered when she spotted John exiting that hotel with her best friend. . .

@Flabbergasted:= (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Example: Ed was flabbergasted when he had to buy size 40 pants.

@flabbergheist:= A ghost that knocks over stuff.

Example: How did that end up on the floor? Guess it was that flabbergheist again.

@Flabbering:= The physical movement of giant, rubber monsters in grade B Japanese horror movies.

Example: Dumzilla flabbered through the streets of Osaka, but no one took him seriously because he looked fake.

@flabulous:= The antithesis of fabulous.

Used in any case where a sarcastic intonation would be used on fabulous; a

very convenient substitutute for certain expletives in circumstances which demand the regulation of foul language; also an

obscenely rotund person who nevertheless performed excellently at a task or looks particularly nice considering her size.

Example: What? I have to take my AP Physics and AP Calculus exams on the same day!? Flabulous.

OR Although that woman looked to weigh 450 lbs, she did a flabulous job on her hair.

@flace:= Floor space. Generally used to denote areas created by cleaning up.

Example: I threw out all the old papers in the study. Now we have flace.

@fladget:= 1. A piece of, or chunk of something.

2. A small, handy object (i.e., gadget).

AFAIK, has no offensive connotations. Found in a Bill Bryson travelogue.

Example: Could you pass a fladget of cake, please.

2. Can you pass me that little fladget over there...yes, that one.

@Flagon:= Flag+wagon = flagon. A car or truck festooned with one or more oversized US Flags.

Example: Grandma drives her Ford flagon to bingo on Sunday.

@flail & bail:= when, to get out of doing something you've foolishly committed to and upon reflection decide you really don't want to do, you come up with a crazy scam with which to get yourself out of it!

Example: I had to pull a flail & bail to get out of meeting my boss for drinks on the weekend.

@flake:= A (perhaps unconsciously) thoughtless and inconsiderate person

Example: He's a flake. OR He flaked on me.

@flakooie/flakooey:= To explode, erupt, crash etc. This came about when I emailed my friend that my stomach was going kaflooie. He had never heard this expression (from cartoons?), got very worried, and immediately called asking if I was OK and what flakooie means. [ED. A similarly spelled non-word is flakookie, a combination of flaky and kookie.]

Example: I ate waaaaaay too much last night and this morning my stomach went flakooie.

My computer's gone flakooie.

@flambooki:= Combination of flame, kabuki and chinese food. Used to express dissatisfaction

Example: Did you make that pile of flambooki?

@flame-out:= The engine on a vehicle stops abruptly, usually in the middle of traffic, or at a busy intersection

Example: My truck flamed-out downtown during rush hour this afternoon!

@Flame On!:= An expression showing excitement and willingness to begin. Originally used by the Human Torch as a way of telling his enemies it's on now, punks.

Example: In the words of the Beastie Boys: Flame On, I'm gone, I'm so sweet like a nice bon bon.

@Flame On:= Stay gay and proud

Example: Hey Adam, flame on

@Flamed:= to take everything to seriously.

Example: He is so flamed, that he yelled at me for not saying goodbye to him yesterday morning.

@flameengolation:= The act of being assimilated by pink plastic flamingos, as by the Borg.

Example: FlamingoJeff and Ms. Flamingo went to Toronto and

their friends were caught through flameengolation.

@flamming:= Drunk.

Example: I was flamming last night.

@Flannimal:= A flannel that has been through so much with you, and become so dear that you look upon it in the same manner one would a pet.

Example: I had to turn around and go all the way home because you know I can't go camping without my flannimal.

@flantasy:= A local area network (LAN) that never, ever crashes.

Example: Our Chief Information Officer, I. M. Dreaming, is determined to find, set up, and maintain a fail-safe LAN. What a flantasy.

@flarking:= The usage of ribaldrous behavior

Example: Let's keep the flarking to a minimum please

@flashing 12:= The condition of being so technologically inept that one can’t even program his or her VCR.

Example: Customize my own browser? I'm so flashing 12 that I won't even have a browser when I'm done.

@flashturbation:= excessive use of flash on a site, usually for its own sake.

Example: Your site's okay, but it's a little heavy on the flashturbation.

@flasm:= Used in place of noun you haven't thought of or decided on yet.

Example: What do you want to eat?

How about some flasm.

@flat biscuit:= 1. (adj) Really fast.

2. (adv) In the manner of someone putting everything she's got into whatever she's doing.

Example: 1. You can take this corner flat biscuit and she won't lift.

2. He's really going flat biscuit there.

@flat out like a lizard drinkin:= To be very busy.

Example: I've got all these projects to do... I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.

@flat:= Smooth-sided, older style subway car preferred by graffiti artists

Example: My mural was done on a flat.

@FLATE:= to add air to

Example: The tire is low. Better flate it soon.

@flatfoot:= A beat-cop. A cop without a car.

Example: He's a flatfoot who walks the beat from 19th to 22nd street.

@Flatliner:= Brain dead,a very stupid,or very disorganized person

Example: YO! 'Flatliner',The RED light means STOP!

@flatterpuss:= Since copying someone is the best form of flattery,

this is a person who copies you. A synonym for copycat.

Example: Jami was just a flatterpuss when it came to Linda's elegant style.

@flavor-saver:= A particularly large or unkempt beard or moustache that may harbor leftovers or odor.

Example: Did you see that guy's flavor-saver?

@flavoritism:= picking through candy for the good flavors, leaving the yellow and green ones behind

Example: The Lifesavers people have managed to avoid flavoritism by packaging the wildcherry ones separately.

@flawberries:= The green or mushy strawberries hidden under a layer of ripe ones in the solid cardboard berry box.

Example: I didn't have enough to top the cake because most of them turned out to be flawberries.

@flazy:= A compound word combining fat and lazy into one, but emphasizes an extreme condition as reflected by the laziness of combining the two words in order to reduce syllables.

Example: Dave is so flazy; he hasn't been off the couch once all night.

@flea:= Someone who does not tip or tips very poorly. Las Vegas gambling term. A flea will almost never get special favors from the house. Cocktail waitresses will stop offering drinks.

Example: Guy's a flea. Won ten thousand and didn't tip anyone.

@Fleaker:= An instument used in chemistry that is a mix of a flask and a beaker.

Example: I used a fleaker in chem today.

@fleam:= to spend time visiting various flea markets; the act of visiting flea markets

Example: Bob: Are you guys gonna fleam on Sunday?

Jim: Why, yes! You should come fleaming with us - you never know what treasures we might find!

@fleance:= Pronounced FLAY-ance. Plural of fleece, the clothing item. This may look like the minor character in Shakespeare's Macbeth, but his name is pronounced fleence.

Example: We could tell they were from Vancouver because they were all wearing Taiga brand fleance.

@fleckta:= The rubbery white stuff that forms on top of hot milk and tastes Grosse Pointe.

Example: I hate drinking hot milk because the fleckta always sticks to my lip.

@fleeboflam:= An extra leg muscle that sprinters and jumpers have to make them run

faster and jump higher than the rest of us.

Example: He ran that mile in under a minute, he must have a fleeboflam muscle or something.

@fleen:= Little bugs you don't know the names of.

Example: Get these fleens off me!

@fleloquent:= Able to speak forcefully and expressively with ease.

Example: The student, though he was from Germany, was fleloquent in the English language.

@Flex:= Superrelaxed, cool, freaky, renewing.

Example: Now that was a flex party!

@flibble, flibblay:= Approval, agreement.

Example: Get your supervisor's flibblay before taking a day off.

@Flicker Flacker:= The remote control for the television

Example: Hey... where did you put the flicker flacker, my shows on!

@flicktated:= (Adj) Stupid or weird or messed up.

Example: That is so flicktated. OR Your flicktated girlfriend stole my car.

@flictarded:= This hybrid of afflicted and retarded reportedly saw use in the '70s.

Example: As in describing an unpleasant situation: This is one flictarded situation.

@flid:= Stupid or sad person.

Example: Chris has all the symptoms of being a permanent flid.

@flie:= A flat-out lie.

ORIGIN OF WORD: Combination of parts of flat-out and lie.

Example: She flied so much no one can tell what’s true anymore. It was just one flie after another.

@fliginflockin:= very exciting yet mysterious

Example: This is a fliginglockin day!

@flink:= To cause someone to blink by flicking your finger(s) at her.

Example: She's so nervous, I can flink her from across the room.

@flinkelflank:= Remote control for DVD player, VCR, TV, or stero system. Most commonly remote control for TV. Abbreviated as flink.

Example: I can't change the channel because I don't have the flinkelflank. Do you know where the flink is?

@flint:= High quality.

Example: That car is flint.

@Flintstone:= In surfing, to surf on top of the wave, as Fred did in the Flinstone's cartoon.

This is usually not a desired surfing style.

Example: I think Kenny stood up too early on that last wave, cause he Flintstoned the whole way in.

@flip-a-bitch:= To suddenly and without warning freak out to the point where spectators might call an exorcist

Example: Yeah, when Mom found out I got suspended, she totally flipped-a-bitch.

@flip-flopera:= Dramatic musical narrative, taking place mostly on the beach.

Example: Hear that Jimmy Buffett's going to write a flip-flopera for Broadway?

@flip a bitch:= Make a u-turn.

Example: I missed my street. Gonna have to flip a bitch at the next light.

@flipper:= Remote contol, particularly for the television.

Example: This show's a rerun--gimme the flipper.

@Flippin' Nora:= Also, blinkin' Nora. To be completely shocked about something. An exclamation of complete shock from up north. Has nothing to do with anyone named Nora.

Example: 'Flippin' Nora! I can't believe she did that.

@flipping a risky:= to make an illegal U-turn in a high-traffic, highly visible city street

Example: Everybody hold on! I'm flipping a risky!

@flippydoo:= This actually belongs to my fiancee.