In response to a question asked, he simply replied with all seriousness, Bread.

We loved him for it.

Example: Q. Construct a structure factor diagram for the reflection of a protein crystal that contains one kind of anomalously

scattering atoms Fb, and show the contribution of Fb with respect to the Patterson Summation.

Show how the grouping together of the sine and cosine of the angles can yield information on the phase difference

problem. A. Bread?

@Assariffic:= Something that is not good.

Example: My weekend was assariffic! Friday I got pulled over and sunday I lost my homework.

@ASSCAN:= What to do if it's your fault. Act Suprised, Show Concern, Admit Nothing.

Example: My high school counseler's policy was complete ASSCAN.

@assclown:= Someone who's more than just a regular ass.

Example: The assclown on the bicycle caused a six car pileup.

@assed out:= To be left out, or to come across misfortune that is not of your doing that you have no control over.

Example: If the guy in front of you bought the last one, then you're just assed out.

@assed out:= To become unconscious after drinking heavily.

Example: A: Wheres Pete?

B: Oh, he got mad drunk and assed out on the couch.

@Assemblieizer:= One who assembles assemblies

Example: Ali is the Assemblieizer for the high school

@asserole:= A posterior so appealing that it compels one to return for seconds.

Example: May I have another serving of asserole?

@Assfly:= Incredibly annoying person that follows you around and joins in other people's conversations

Example: Beware, Assfly is coming this way

@asshat:= 1. A general insult used to describe a person who is being an idiot or a loser.

You'll know one when you see one.

It is not to be confused with asset.

If someone assumes you said asset then she is obviously an asshat.

2. It can also be used as a nickname.

Example: Graeme, why'd you do that, asshat?

Come on, Asshat.

Stop being an asshat!

@assholian:= A variation on assholic--behavior that is particularly in the manner of an asshole; inordinately unpleasant behavior.

Example: My brother was being truly assholian last night, playing his XBOX when I wanted to watch Half Baked.

@assholic:= (adj) In the manner of an asshole, behaving like a jerk.

Example: Gee-whiz, Walter, spitting in that man's soup was genuinely assholic of you.

@assiotic:= This is a word I created when I was teen--many, many years ago.

It's a combination of of ass and idiotic when just one of the two words is not enough to convey

your thoughts.

It was and still is amazing how many people understand the gist of the word when used in proper context.

Example: That was an assiotic thing to do.

@assitude:= The attitude you get from someone who is being a total jerk.

Example: I don't know what's the matter with Chris today--his assitude is almost unbearable.

@assjack:= Similar to jackass, but more severe when used to refer to a particular person.

Example: N. Leave me alone, assjack. V. Quit assjacking around.

@assload:= to describe an amount of something

Example: man I have an assload of laundry to do

@assministrator:= A person who abuses her position of authority.

Example: That vice principal is a real assministrator.

@assmosis:= Chronic kiss-ass.

Example: Frank's a brown-noser. I think he's come down with a bad case of assmosis.

@assness:= Smartass.

Example: Thanks al ot, assness!

@assoholic:= One addicted to being an asshole; acting in a manner so as to continually upset those around you.

Example: That was the third time that assoholic cut me off.

@assonist:= A person who attempts a flame thrower effect by setting fire to her farts.

Example: Larry, why are your shorts burnt? You're not an assonist are you?

@asspants:= a mild expletive for non-americans. if american, the word should be 'bumknickers'.

Example: Asspants! i left my wallet at home!

@asspirin:= n. Pain reliever of any type taken to relief a non-physical pain-in-the-ass.

Example: After listening to his teachers gripe at him all day, Casper was in dire need of a couple of asspirins.

@asstagonist:= n. Non-essential character in a made for TV or B movie featured to attract male viewers.

Example: I couldn't really follow the subplots or pick up on any deeper meaning to the story, but damn that flic had a reall hot asstagonist.

@asstard:= One who is in a position of power, but too inept to excercise it fairly.

Example: That professor gave me a C. Asstard.

@asstastic/asstacular:= Completely horribly--really**2 bad.

Example: You played totally asstastic last night.

@asstraulch:= Assault + stretch.

The unintentional action, while yawning and stretching ones arms, to strike someone nearby.

Example: I asstraulched the girl behind me in homeroom this morning. What can I say, she was leaning forward too much.

@asstronomical:= Very large. Used when a person's butt is so big you can hardly believe your eyes.

Example: As Chris walked by, Christina said to Alexa, Did you see his butt? It was asstronomical.

@asstrophy (from atrophy):= The numbness in your behind from sitting too long.

Example: If that meeting gone on any longer, my asstrophy would have been permanent.

@assumably:= Corruption of assuming and presumably.

Example: The last book I read by this author was very entertaining. Assumably, his new one will be too.

@astrogeekological:= Word describing someone who is way too into astrology and can tell you your sign without even thinking about it.

Example: January 2nd? Ooooh, bad news, baby, that boy is a nasty ol' Capricorn. Honey, you need to find yourself an Aquarius, I tell you.

@astropimpmobile:= a vehicle worthy of photographing and entering into a contest

Example: Your T-bird is a total astropimpmobile, you should enter it.

@asymdope:= Someone with a lot of space between her ears--in other words, a dumb person.

Example: He doesn't know the first President of the United States? What an asymdope.

@asyougo:= The place at the top of or bottom of the stairs where stuff gets piled to be

taken up or down the next time you're going that way.

Example: Here, take this upstairs will you? Just put it on the asyougo and I'll get it next time

@atavistic nostalgia:= Noun/ A mental game in which one expresses a fond remembrance of, & longing for, personalities &/or events with whom they themselves could have had no personal acquaintance or experience.

Example: Jennifer Lopez remembering the day she gave a royal command performance for Queen Victoria.

@Ate up:= Anything that's worn out, rusted out and ready for the trashcan. 1980s army slang.

Example: The tires on that truck are ate up!

@Ate Up:= Overly committed to something.

Example: A: Check out Bob. He's ate up over this new job. B: Yeah, he'll be head fry cook one day.

@ateupwiththedumbass:= When someone is really dull or stupid.

Example: Look at that guy. He's really ateupwiththedumbass.

@ATF:= Asshole Toleration Factor.

Example: Had to bust out of that staff meeting. My ATF was at an all time low and I was fixin' to hit someone.

@athabitajay:= A had to be there joke.

Example: It was sooooooo funny. (no laughter) OK, then it was an athabitajay.

@atifah:= Person of satanic origin. Usually owns her own bowling alley, hair has preserved itself, etc..

Example: Rowena is nothing if not atifah.

@Atlantish:= Very typical of what you'd find in Atlanta.

Example: The crowd at the concert at Chastain Amphitheatre was so Atlantish, eating and drinking in high style while thoroughly enjoying the music.

@ATM disease:= Having a wallet or pocket full of only $20 bills, usually recently acquired from an automatic teller machine.

Example: Hey, Paul, can you break a $20? I've got a serious case of ATM disease, and I really need a Coke.

@atom splitter:= Sarcastic description of an unintelligent person, antithetical to the use of the phrases rocket scientist

and brain surgeon.

Alternatively, a hangover of magnificent proportions,

such that the sufferer feels and behaves like her neurons have fused together.

Example: Do you know Nancy? She's a real atom splitter, ain't she? OR