In the feline world, the cats who are generally considered the snobbiest and rudest of all are those who speak chatois.

Ryan's cat Bob is cramming lessons in gatйs because the new next door neighbors are Mexican immigrants whose two cats, Marнa-Josefina and Carlita, are long-haired hotties.

Masha is from Moscow. Masha is a cat. Masha speaks koshkii. Masha likes borscht.

@gattle:= To wreck or destroy utterly, as with a Gatling gun. Humorous evolution of Gatling, from the machine gun of the same name.

Example: It's a good thing that big white no-name British boxer took a dive, 'cause it looked like Tyson was 'bout to gattle him.

@gauche:= Underwear.

Example: Make sure you wear clean gauche, in case you get in an accident.

@gawping:= Combination of gawking and gaping

Example: Did you see him gawping at those girls?

@gaybob:= A person who acts or is stupid.

Example: I never really realized how much of a gaybob you are.

@gazillion:= a large number

Example: I received a gazillion emails while on vacation.

@Gazinda:= A street whose name changes depending on how far along the street you are.

Example: If you had trouble finding the store it's because Benton street is a gazinda; you start down Lower Muscatine, and that goes into Kirkwood, which goes into Benton.

@gazinta:= a small plastic container such as those produced by RubberMaid or Tupperware or the type that come

filled with cottage cheese which are then used to store leftovers in the fridge. Stuff gazinta it.

Example: There's enough lasagne left for lunch tomorrow. Gimme a gazinta for it.

@gazinta:= One of the four fundamental operations in math.

Example: 2 gazinta 6 three times.

@gazochstahagen:= Used for any German verb, when talking to someone who does not know any German.

Example: When I was last in Stuttgart I bought a new gazochstahagen.

@Gazoinks:= A random number of years somewhere in the viscinity of 5 to 50.

Example: Boy, I haven't seen that in gazoinks!

@gazorninplat:= Something unknown, a thingy, a whatchamacall it of sorts.

Example: I cant finish this model, I lost the gazorninplat that came with it.

@gazump:= British. To offer more for a house than another has already offered and had accepted. In US, this is not allowed--in UK, it is

Example: I've been gazumped on the house I made an offer on.

@gazute:= Euphemism for the buttocks. (Sort of.)

Example: You've been a pain in my gazute all day.

@gbobulin:= A happy goblin who typically expresses her happiness by bobbing a lot.

Example: He was dancing like a gbobulin.

@gear-head:= An individual assiduously devoted to cars and their engines.

Example: He's such a gear-head he keeps pinups of American muscle cars in his room.

@gear:= Clothing.

Example: I'm going to NY Image to get some new gear.

@Gearhead:= Someone whos a big fan of the band Clutch

Example: That chicks got like a ton of Clutch cds..man shes a Gearhead

@gedge:= The white gunk found in the corner of your mouth after chewing gum and dancing all night.

Example: Wipe your mouth., then check your gedge.

@gedunk:= U.S.M.C., Korean War. A very small restaurant or snack bar.

Example: I'm hungry, let's stop by the gedunk for a beer and hotdog.

@geedunk:= Junk food, candy. A Navy expression. A debate has been raging over its orgin for decades.

Example: Where's Joe? He's at the store getting some geedunk.

@Geek out:= To become very nervous, paranoid.

Example: After I took the test I started to geek out, because I thought I failed it.

@Geek Speak:= Describes terms used by ... well ... geeks. Usually specific to a genre the general public knows nothing about.

Example: These friends of mine play D&D, and are always talking in Geek Speak. They spend entire conversations discussing THAC0 and saying things like how about a celestial badger? and I choose to disbelieve!

@geek:= To be involved in highly technical or geek-like behavior as a social outlet or to have fun.

Example: Ken, I know the new computer is fun, but you have to stop geeking with your friends and come have a conversation with real people.

@geeked:= Extremely happy or excited.

Example: I was totally geeked when I got my first car.

@geeked:= when someone is all rattled about something

Example: Thank god the State survey is over everyone was so geeked acting.

@Geekend:= A weekend spent engaged in geek-related activities.

Example: I've just bought a new computer, so it looks like it's going to be a long geekend.

@Geeker:= Someone who messes up something that is going well. Progresses to Double Geeker and eventually Deedledorfer if things go real bad.

Example: We were getting tons of work done until that geeker came along and geeked it all up.

@geekgasm:= A fit of intense geekly joy; happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day

Example: Chris almost had a geekgasm when he saw the trailer for the new Star Wars movie.

@geekin:= Pursuit of geek happiness.

Example: Jer sat in front of his computer geekin while he waited for his girl to get home.

@geekolater:= A person whose sole purpose around the office is to translate between the tech gurus and the average guys.

Example: Hey, can somebody go grab the geekolater? I can't understand a word this guy is saying!

@Geeta:= To Leave

Example: Lets geeta. (As in Geeta hell out of here.)

@geezer:= A lad, in the purest sense of the word. Usually from london.

Likes women, beer, and football. Tends to be involved in suspect deals such as second-hand televisions.

Example: Look at John--he thinks he's a geezer.

@geezerbird:= London term for women without the girlie games-playing nonsense. Still feminine, but with lad-like directness.

Example: What's she like? Oh, she's cool, she's a geezerbird.

@gemscape:= The mind.

Example: Let me look into the gemscape and see if anything shines.

@gen:= The lowdown, the truth, the real stuff.

Example: He is telling you true gen.

@Generation Dot X:= alt. Dot X Generation, or Dot X'er.

A group of people graduated from college after the burst of the Dotcom bubble, with abundance of computer skills but no decent career opportunities to apply them to. A predicament reminiscent of the one faced by Generation X. Disappointed but happy that they did not make a Dotcom fool out of themselves. A general feeling of missed opportunities like they showed up to a party too late, only to see empty bowls of caviar and shrimp cocktails. Unlike the Dotcommers who were able to save enough money to move to Thailand to hibernate until the economy recovers, this group of college graduates have no choice but to accept jobs that are substantially below their expectations.

Example: Those Dot X'ers are paying off their student loans for their Media

Communications degrees by working at restaurants.

@generational dissonance:= The state of believing that one's generation is unique;

that one will avoid the errors made by predecessors in similar situations.

Example: He actually thought that 90s music would be around forever.