I don't want them all over the car.

@Gumba:= A tall person with a really small head.

Example:

@gumbie:= A fool, one who is deficient in judgment, sense, or understanding

Example: Chris demonstrated once again that he is a gumbie.

@Gumby(s):= Ticket inspectors on public transport.

Example: Had to step quick to get away from the gumbys today or I would have got a $100 fine.

@Gumby:= A very flexible person. From the cartoon character. Especially used to describe women capable of performing outrageous acts on the dance floor.

Example: The girls at Cagney's are all Gumby.

@gummedovers:= The little bits of food that get stuck between your teeth that you spend long periods of time to work out with your tongue only to chew them thoroughly...again...before swallowing them.

Example: I had beef jerky gummedovers for about five minutes this afternoon.

@gump:= to succeed at something by means of dumb luck alone

Example: I had no idea what I was talking about, but I gumped my way through the interview and got the job

@gun-fu:= A word to describe hyper-kinetic action movies where characters leap into the air with a pair of hand guns,

firing with acrobatic grace.

This type of cinema was made popular by John Woo's Hong Kong films such as _A Better Tommorow_,

_The Killer_, and _Hard Boiled_.

Example: Chow Yun Fat is a master of gun-fu.

@gun:= used to describe someone who is really good at something, or is doing well at something ie. going off. Based on the principle that a gun goes off.

Example: That guy is an absolute gun! Mate, he's gunning it

@gunch:= verb; to ball up a piece of paper; usually used in conjunction with crinkle

Example: She gunched and crinckled the bills in total disgust.

@gunjy:= Distasteful, annoying, dirty.

Example: That gunjy man keeps asking me for my phone number.

@Gunk:= Another name for margarine, based on the fact it's a bunch of chemicals.

Example: Pass the gunk.

@gunkulator:= Anything that initiates a process through which a clean thing becomes dirty

Example: If you throw someone in the mud, you are a gunkulator.

@gunner's daughter:= A name for a particular type of punishment on a ship. Involves leather straps soaked in oil.

Example: You'll get the gunner's daughter for that if he catches you.

@Gunnish:= Something of supreme worth or admiration

Example: Dave to Tony after Tony just did something quite awesome, Tony, you are gunnish.

@gunny bag:= adj. broken, no longer functional, worn out

Example: His '62 XKE was a fine ride until the clutch went gunny bag on him.

@gunny:= Over the top, army fatigued, stud muffin.

Example: Wha's with the gunny over there?

@gunnypuvy:= the cavity of a turkey

Example: At Thanksgiving, I stuff the gunnypuvy of my turkey.

@gunsle:= A person that is an idiot, stupid, smartaleck, jerk, mean, ungrateful, arrogant, self centered.

Example: That guy is a real gunsle.

@Gurp:= To click in a horrible manner. Especially used in relation to a body part.

Example: My knee just gurped.

@gusp:= A strange, groping, grasping, gasping, gurgling action that one performs when one is utterly surprised beyond any

capacity for rational thought.

Example: See that guy gusping? The restaraunt just told him he could have a glass of water for free.

@gustatize:= to imagine what something would taste like, especially an untried combination of two or more flavors; analagous to visualize and audiolize

Example: Before inventing a new recipe, Claire gustatized how it would taste and fine-tuned the list of ingredients.

@gut course:= A required, but easy undergraduate core-requirement.

Example: Everyone has to take European History 101--it's a gut course--but it's so easy nobody sweats it.

@Gutenberg:= Someone, usually an older person, who insists on printing everything rather than reading it online.

Example: I can't believe you printed that entire article--you're such a Gutenberg.

@Gutfullofspareparts:= Pregnant, with child.

Example: Blimey, said Tom. Guess what! My Missus has got a gutfullofspareparts.

@Gutfully:= Descriptive of the movement of a large belly when the diaphragm is spasming.

Example: That joke made me laugh most gutfully.

@GUTI:= My entry for the pseudodictionary would be guti (pronounced goo'-tee). It is an acronym for Get Used To It. Whenever you have to learn to do something no matter how much you don't want to do it, you just have to quit griping and guti! Being a teacher, this word comes in handy a lot during the school day.

Example: You must learn to write sentences using active voice. Guti! Use passive voice and you automatically get an F. (Mr. Kennard, you're invited to write your own example. The automatic F business was something my son's English teacher came up with. I thought it was a boneheaded restriction. Found your entry at http://www.techtv.com/tlkbck/comment/0,24009,3375491-515590,00.html?netsection_id=2100114.)

@gutter punk:= a modern young hobo traveller usually sporting a backpack, dreaded hair, and patches.

Example: It seems like there are a lot of gutter punks in this city.

@guy/girl bounce:= serial dating with no time in between to learn whatever you were supposed to from the last relationship.

Example: sounds like she just needs to figure out who she really is and spend some time concentrating on becoming comfortable with that cause the guy bounce is usually representative of just the opposite.

@Guy:= Used commonly to refer to another person to get their attention. A generic nickname.

Example: Yo Guy, gimme a smoke.

@Guychick:= Describes a person who does not appear to be male or female. Pronounced like the words guy and chick put together but must be said very fast.

Example: What the heck is that person? I guess it's a Guychick.

@Guyjantic:= Gigantic.

Example: The project was going smoothly until Jake made a guyjantic error.

@guype:= Junk, garbage, trash, or leftovers.

Example: Would you believe this place is built entirely from guype? It looks like new.

@Gwangi:= Inexpensive or low quality. From the title of the 1969 dinosaur/wild west film Valley of the Gwangi.

Example: Dad likes to save money by buying Gwangi brand plastic bags instead of Ziplock.

@gwank:= The act of ripping someone's arms off, and bludgeoning her with her own arms.

Example: You best get that chipmunk off my rutabaga, 'fore I gwank you.

@gwankalowe:= A gwank and bangalowe put together. The act of ripping someone's arm off, and hitting him in the twins with it.

Example: I sure feel bad for Willie. He not only failed the test, the teacher gave him a gwankalowe for doing so poorly.

@gweet:= To leave the area for food or sustenance.

Example: I am really hungry. Let's gweet!

@gwess:= Verb or noun, the word that you would use to make fun of someone

Example: You stupid son of a gwess

@GWF:= Goober With Firewall. An uninformed user of a personal firewall who inundates admins with complaints about normal network traffic detected by his firewall. {Don't remember where I found this.}

Example: Just another GWF. Cripes, I wish these idiots would quit wasting our time and theirs with these complaints.

@gyah:= Iterjection. (1) An exclamation of surprise or 2) a synonym for sighing.

Example: (1) Gyah! I can't believe I have a 10 page paper due tomorrow!

(2) Gyah. I just don't feel like doing the laundry right now.

@GYK:= Similar to the interjections used in the old Batman show: Pow! Wam! etc.

Example: GYK! That looked like it hurt.

@gym pig:= someone who spends too much time in the gym usually out of vanity

Example: i just wanna be in shape, not a buffed out gym pig.

@Gym:= The State Penitentiary. Criminals go in, come out bigger and meaner.

Example: Mike is going to the gym, for 5 to 10.

@gymteacherly:= Acting in an evil or sadistic manner.

Example: My mean gym teacher was especially gymteacherly this morning.

@gzunder:= The kitchen utensil more commonly known as the flipper, called gzunder becuause it goes under something.

Example: Pass me the gzunder so I can flip the pankakes.

@Gzzt:= due to disdain for use of the word like, gzzt is used as a replacement. it denotes the brief short in your brain at the moment of using it.

Example: So She gzzt, 'yeah, are you talking to me?' and he gzzt 'yeah, my friend thinks you are gzzt, cute.'

@H-E-Double Hockey Stick:= Use when the word hell is inapropriate. H-E Double hockeystick is what you say when

hell slips out.

Example: Brian:What the hell was that! Teacher:What did you say? Brian:What the H-E-Double Hockeystick was that?

@h3o:= Describes tap water that is just barely drinkable, due to cloudiness or poor taste.

Example: Bob, if you're thirsty, help yourself to a bottle of water from the fridge. The stuff that comes out of the tap is more like h3o.

@H4xx0r:= Common among hackers, meaning exactly that. Used so that people who don't speak leet will not understand that you are talking about something illegal.

Example: I Pwn you all, im aleet (1337) h4xx0r

@haas:= A universal replacement for an inappropriate word. Can be used in any sentence or situation.

Example: Leave me alone you crazy haas. OR Oh, haas! I forgot my wallet.

@Habinar:= Cool, awesome.

Example: That was a habinar game.

@habitat:= The irresistable compulsion to crochet.

Ex: My habitat is a blessing for making doileys for Xmas.

Example: My habitat is a blessing for making Xmas presents.

@Hac:= Have a Cow : to be overzealous

Example: Geesh! Hac!

@Hachijuhachi:= (Pronounced: Ha-chi-joo-ha-chi) Originated from the Japanese word for eighty-eight, which is the origin for the character gohan (Japanese for rice). Hachijuhachi replaces the word rice.

Example: Pass the bowl of hachijuhachi

@hack back:= To bring something up then to bring it back down.

Example: Pastey had to hack back her liver in order not to see the regurgitated mess.

@Hack:= To borrow something that you have no intention on paying back.

Example: Hey, lemme hack a cigarette from ya

@Hack:= Used in the subculture of stand-up comedy to describe a person whose routine is a pastiche of tired cliches, trite material, easy punchlines, or common topics. In addition, any comic who uses props, does a Jack Nicholson impersonation,

engages in magic or hypnotism or ever uses the phrase Have you seen these people?

Example: Carrot Top is the ultimate hack.

@hackenkracks:= Noun/ The sound made,& convulsions produced, by a cat trying to cough up a hairball.

Example: Kitty is sure having a rough time with them hacken-

kracks today.

@hacker:= One who hacks; a person who performs her tasks with poor quality results.

Example: Look at Steve's roofing job. It's a terrible wreck, a mess performed by the ultimate hacker.

@hacktivist:= One who posseses computer hacking skills and who embraces a radical cause, using her hacking skills to be noticed or get attention

Example: The shocking images splashed across the screen when the web site was accessed, obviously the work of hacktivists.

@haffin:= To divide something in haff.

Example: An example of this word is, Will you haffin that peice of gum wit me?

@haggardous:= Haggard.

Example: That's haggardous! Stay away from it.

@haggin':= Power nagging; totally getting on one's nerves with incessant urging.

Example: After a month, when Bob still wasn't sure about getting the tattoo she picked out,

Brenda really started haggin' him.

@haggling, hagglin':= Disgusting or unattractive.

Example: That girl? She's hagglin'.

@hagiophagia:= An unnatural, excessive desire to eat a saint.

Example: Even from the far end of the long dinner table in that parallel astral realm, the beautiful St. Cindi could feel the hagiophagia rising up inside the Big Super Deity, and she was very tense. Don't worry,

He or She chuckled, noting it but not stopping the spinning whetstone which sang against knife and fork. It's only a metaphor.

@haint:= haven't

Example: I haint been to Chicago

@hair band:= Any of the short lived heavy-metal bands of the 1980's.

Example: Poison is a perfect example of a hair band.

@hair brain:= Crazy.

Example: I was was fed nothing but hair brain ideas my whole life.

@haircut blog:= A weblog that is filled with descriptions of mundane activities such as getting a haircut.

Example: Don't bother reading that; it's just a haircut blog.

@hairdab:= A small amount; just a little bit; usually used to descibe an amount more or less than what you have.

Example: Q. Would you like some more mashed potatoes with your dinner? A. Sure, I'll have a hairdab more.

@Hairfarmer:= A man with long hair who dotes too much attention to said hair. (Credited to James Ruggieri.) [Previously submitted to pd.com with a slightly different description.]

Example: Kent and Mark are serious hairfarmers.

@hairfarmer:= Guy with superlong, greasy hair. Looks like he's farming the hair as a crop, growing it for other people to use.

Example: Oho! The bad guy in the movie was a real hairfarmer. Scary.

@hakamaki:= Describing anything that's not liked--as icky, gross, disgusting.

Example: The pizza we ordered for lunch was hakamaki.

@Halalization:= Legality. Halal means legal or approved in Arabic. The word is also used in the Indian subcontinent (Bangladesh, Pakistan, India, etc.)

Example: The halalization of the whole matter would largely depend on the department head.

@Half-cut:= Drunk

Example: Kelly was so half-cut the other night she hit on Jay.

@half-stepper:= Somebody who doesn't quite finish their work, or tries to take a lot of shortcuts that cheapens the quaility of the work. Another term for slacker (actually a slang military word).

Example: You don't want ol' smitty there on your team, he's a real half-stepper.

@Halfords shopper:= Descriptive of a bicycle any self-respecting bike geek would not be seen dead riding.

From English automotive parts and cheap bicycle retail chain Halfords,

which used to sell very cheap bicycles for carrying shopping.

Halfords Shoppers had a hinge in the middle, usually disguised as the frame,

which caused them to fail catastrophically after a few years of being left in the rain.

Example: Nice bike, Mole. Don't see many Halfords shoppers in metallic blue these days.

@Halfpipe:= A general idiot, clueless person, homeslice.

Example: Yo, halfpipe! Think you could have put that box down any harder? I'm not sure you broke everything in it.

@halfro:= An afro that covers only half the head.

Example: Last night we shaved Michael's head, so he only has a halfro.

@halfway to assville:= The middle of nowhere.

Coined in an attempt to replace BFE, which doesn't make any sense to me.

Example: Joe: Where's this party?

Ed: It's halfway to assville--like 45 minutes away.

@halfwiticisms:= Word puns and usages that only one person finds at all amusing--namely, the person who said them.

Example: Man, she giggles a lot when she talks. She thinks she's so clever with all her halfwiticisms.

@Hallmark tongue:= Sentimental mush spoken in an attempt to score points; romantic nonsense.

Example: That fellow just told me my eyes were as blue as the Mediterranean Sea. Bleech! Hallmark tongue.

@Hallow-trific:= A corny halloween.

Example: Yea, everyone had a Hallow-trific time!

@hallucigenetic:= A transcendental vision experienced by countless humans over the millennia, so powerful it becomes an archetype.

As a part of the collective unconscious, a hallucigenetic concept gains its own power through ritual reinforcement--becoming more than the sum of its parts and a direct causal factor in evolving consciousness.

Example: An out-of-body experience can be defined as hallucigenetic--

the white light ideal permeates successive visions and defines the experience for latter visionaries.

@Ham and egger:= No one special. Just a regular person.

Example: Do you know who I am? I'm no ham and egger that you can just push around.

@ham sammich:= Exclamation used when you see an attractive, desirable person.

Example: Joe, look at her. Ham sammich.

@ham sammich:= Sandwich, not necessarily made with ham.

Example: I want chunky peanut butter and grape jelly on my ham sammich.

@hamburglar:= Like ham actor, a criminal whose blinding ineptitude and faux pas during escapades see him relating them either with Shakespearean bluff in the law courts or with ludicrous exaggeration in the Saloon Bar every Sunday afternoon.

Example: You see before you a man who likes to play the mobster or professional con, but as we have demonstrated, he is a mere hamburglar.

@Hamelaphone:= Based on the word phonics and mixed with the Arabic word for more then one, hamelle.

The 22nd Vice President, Mike Wagner, was noted for using this word to show affection for people

who pluralize almost everything.

Example: Bob says, Oh, I's loves that goods stuffs! VP Wagner says, Hamelaphone.

@hammer-lane barnacle:= A person or vehicle that cruises in the passing lane, without actually passing anybody.

Example: Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a hammer-lane barnacle all the way from the airport.

@hammer-lane:= The passing lane on a multi-lane highway.

Example: We've got 8 minutes until the movie starts. Move it into the hammer-lane.

@hammer of the gods:= The TV remote control. Also just the hammer.

Example: Pass me the hammer. I wanta' watch somethin' else.

@Hammer:= Used in certain pockets of the stand-up comedy subculture. Can refer to a comic or joke that is particularly good or clever. The highest praise one can provide to or about a comic.

Example: Bill Hicks was the all-time hammer. Nobody is even close to that guy.

OR That joke of yours about Herman Melville and Melrose Place is a hammer.

@Hammerdin:= A Paladin who particularly uses Concentration combined with the Holy Hammers skill.

Example: Jest_Not is a Paladin, albeit a weak one. He was once a hammerdin

@Hamper Ionization:= The unearthly mechanism by which clothes become clean the longer they spend in one's hamper

Example: Mark pulled his favorite baseball shirt from the hamper and sniffed at it. Deciding it was clean he pulled it on over his head and went on his way. That's the power of Hamper Ionization.

@hamster cage:= Alternate term for glove compartment.