- •Interjections from verbs. Used extensively at one time by Amanda Quan of Seattle, wa.
- •It could easily be worse.
- •It was agrobabble to me.
- •Vocabulary will allow her to express.
- •2. More beautiful things could take place in society if antiprostyle would be abandonnated.
- •It is known that expletives and terms of endearment very commonly have four letters,
- •2. Isuggested doing xyz and she got all arsey about it.
- •Invented by Isaac Asimov, but now generally accepted.
- •In response to a question asked, he simply replied with all seriousness, Bread.
- •I woke up this morning with a real atom splitter.
- •2. Oh, my bagels.
- •2. A strip club or a Hooter's restaurant.
- •It was originally derived from people trying to say the word pussy as distorted as humanly possible,
- •2. That night, Garrett went banshing around in the fields behind his house. His car got stuck.
- •2. (N) a non sequitur. (V) To barbecue is to produce a non sequitur orally or in writing.
- •2. Alice: Look! I've got tapeworms!
- •I'm having a Barry
- •It's the name you use when things are getting weird and you need to be someone else.
- •I don't know what I'd have done if I'd seen that psycho again.
- •I don't know what beast of burden has me thinking this way?
- •I was the designated driver when we left the beer garden last night, because I was the only one drinking soda.
- •2. Related to the nationally syndicated radio show Coast to Coast am
- •2. I don't know.
- •I'm mighty bent. Some guy just hit my car door with his. Can you believe that?
- •Ive got big love for him/her
- •2. He was standing right over him and went, bip!
- •Itself when someone scratches its blibula.
- •I was going for a 360, and blough!, right on my head.
- •Is a clear effort of the part of the cia to minimize blowback.
- •It'll probably break down after 10 miles.
- •I realised he was a true bombilogophile.
- •2. Super slam dunk.
- •2. Boosah! (When you've just whipped someone in Mortal Kombat 4, usually in combination with a hand gesture of your choice.)
- •I must seek another boring task just to break the monotony.
- •Immortalized one particularly altered college evening by Mr. Mike Greene.
- •2. Check that roly poly out, he's mega buggin.
- •2. Game played at long meetings likely to be larded with buzzwords.
- •Incredible plan falls apart because you goofed up on something stupid.
- •Voodoo: Bzoing?
- •If you are a true Camperoo, you are at all times itchy to be out of town, tent in tow,
- •I carealess.
- •It also has turned into the kids getting out of school, as catkids
- •If entering one of these areas, say goodbye to your wallet and mobile phone.
- •It gave me the chobeez just thinking about how she would be able to help me further
- •It is a mix between the two holidays, so the everybody is a winner.
- •I use it when I agree or disagree with my friends.
- •It was a case of circumstantial intelligence.
- •2. The vet had to fix the closature of the dog's eye.
- •Individual with access to information) with the intention of recruiting
- •I decided to become a commode commando and used the men’s instead.
- •In it he says Cornbread.... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
- •If it weren't for the corpsetrunk, Sheila would be 100 percent babe.
- •It's crapola coming your way.
- •Is extraordinarily disasterous or dull.
- •I'm gonna need an umbrella for that Crayola storm.
- •If my dad had a 17-year cultural latency, I'd die.
- •I'm not fat, if that's what you mean...You need a running start to hug her.
- •I have to take a shower and defunkify from my day working in the garden.
- •I need it to mail this poster to my friend.
- •In response to a perceived insult or as a childish retort.
- •It's half past nine.
- •I've heard lots of good jam bands, but Phish is truly the diggidy-swizz!
- •I mean, you either love his music or it drives you mad.
- •If you think the police won't catch you then, you're a bloody dilbry.
- •It's got a clear case of disco leg.
- •It was only when the wine exploded an hour later that I remembered.
- •2. A system or theory that advocates the elimination of a private life,
- •It is neither tied to a holiday nor to a milestone of the company.
- •I mean, she was so beautiful, I wanted to double klick her lips--like, right now.
- •2. Men who don’t shake off the last drop well enough.
- •2. She said that she doesn't grind at clubs and you walked away? Ethan, you're so dumb. That, in all likelihood, means that she grinds at her place.
- •2. Can you dut the car? My hands are full.
- •In humans, often marked by an abject lack of bathing habits,
- •2: Eat Cheeks.
- •It means to be human.
- •Instead of a musical reference, you get eeEeeeeeeeeeeeee--done in a wavering, silly, and sarcastic voice.
- •2. To hit or slap with something representing a tail.
- •2. Someone who will do anything to get as much email as possible. Zzqqyt@yahoo.Com
- •Very rare to find, because many die in their youth.
- •2. You better enron that chick's phone number before your girlfriend sees it.
- •It fools the listener into thinking that her last comment was appreciated and approved of before, a
- •I don't know why this word isn't in a normal dictionary, it seems so useful.
- •I can't hang with you anymore. You're so funny I have bruises from my fallalotsy.
- •In which a tiny woman pretended to be a schoolboy. Still widely used in the uk.
- •I was just leaving.
- •I got home from school, and was too faschnickered to do anything
- •It is a derivative of hottie bombalottie and phat.
- •Involves fast extensions of the limbs, often accompanied by punching noises,
- •It comes from a joke How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? How many? Fish.
- •It works like thingamabob or hoogiewhatsis.
- •2. Can also be used to describe the fat on an overweight person.
- •I had to foist that onto my girlfriend.
- •I have such fontrum for her.
- •Its nature and likely origin
- •I have been forcerized into writing this definition.
- •It's the static that makes the noise and holds the items together--especially wool from polyester.
- •In wide use in southeastern Bay Area.
- •2. To screw up in a particularly convoluted or elegant manner.
- •2. Fear of being hit very hard in the arm; frogged.
- •It was later determined that the last lyric was supposed to be fucking up the Man, but it appeared the tape recording machine used that day, or maybe the piece of media, was fucking up the math.
- •I believe this is a very loose translation of the dictionary definitions for foolish talk, humorous old man.
- •If something is bad
- •2. Wave Rally really ganks. The screenshots looked cool, but the game plays horribly.
- •In the feline world, the cats who are generally considered the snobbiest and rudest of all are those who speak chatois.
- •It was generational dissonance that kept him from seeing that it would clearly have the same sad
- •2. He got red with me when I told him to find somebody else to work this weekend.
- •I was entertained by this for quite an inappropriatly long time... Not in front of her, of course...
- •I'll finish the quarterly report after I'm done with this game of Tetris.
- •It is intended as an affectionate term; an undaunted local hero facing an adverse and ignorant situation.
- •2. An unknown booger-ish thing on you.
- •In this context it means really nifty, really cool.
- •2:What the goob? Awww, goob!
- •Impressively, even the tea at Ramon's is greasy.
- •I don't want them all over the car.
- •It refers to the imagined belief that the automobile is powered by small rodents running
- •2. Amusement taken from looking at the naked torso of an aging gent
- •It is used for groups or individuals. Adds pizazz to a conversation, I think.
- •I guess it wasn't meant to be.
- •2. To make a sequel to a successful film while disregarding quality and taste.
- •X: Then Bill told that story about the speeding ticket again. Y: Again? Honk shoe.
- •It can be sad (hoorJ...) or overly exciting (HoOoORj!).
- •I think I feel a hygenic trifecta coming on. Bert. No way. Jeez, she must be really important to you.
- •1960S uk slang, used in interviews by The Small Faces, who later went on to pen Itchycoo Park.
- •It means what it describes: definitely there is some intelligence in a stupid person.
- •I stared at him incredulously.
- •Via a swift smack or calculated drop (see percussive maintenance).
- •I'm too busy to watch tv, so I'm invidiate.
- •Irregardless of your feelings.
- •2. That ischnot the right answer.
- •It is a third person singular gender-neutral pronoun.
- •I really hope George Lucas doesn't jarjar up his next Star Wars movie.
- •2. The thrill a Jew feels upon finding other cool thingss about Jews in the public eye.
- •2: A small machine for mathematical jubberlations--jubberlating machine.
- •Implies the notion that the subject is now ready to to go out,
- •I'm not surprised I broke my arm; I've still got some bad juju from that time I hacked pseudodictionary.Com.
- •I've got horrible junioritis.
- •2. Groceries, in general. As in, I am going to go to the store to buy more junts.
- •It has to be this word
- •2. Look what Joe's wearing. Keppo!
- •2. Replacement term for a curse word where it's not appropriate...Usu. In surprise
- •I can see why and how it changed, but have never been able to confirm it. [Didn't the vaudevillians spell it keester or keister?]
- •It is used in Singapore English and has its roots in Hokkien,
- •It is truly a disservice to the free flow of infotainment.
- •It refers to the sinister type of rubbish which simply builds up without any human intervention.
- •It was a good display of knotsmanship, though.
- •In place of proper 'net English, a terrible need to prove oneself, and many other annoying habits that only script kiddies and l33t h4x0r boys (and girls) have.
- •2. We waited for Maria for an hour--she's such a lagger.
- •2. He'll never make it, he's way too lastel.
- •If he's not left, he's sure wearing his hat. Must have come in from Vinita.
- •It was a real Lennon moment.
- •It just came in about five or ten words early.]
- •It was her favourite job yet, but the company shut down within
- •2. The act of wandering through links.
- •It was another lunchbag letdown.
- •2Pm such a big meal that you aren't hungry again and so skip supper.
- •2. Oh, lurvacious pink glitter lipgloss. Gotta have it.
- •Is anything but a natural in the role.
- •I'm so magrivated!
- •I'll have to beg for her forgiveness.
- •If only he'd worn his socks!
- •I had a date last night, but the guy was so marlon blando, I hope I never see him again
- •2. Well, you know you can just stick that in a McDonald's.
- •I don't want to go through all the work of putting up resumes and finding something real.
- •Very common among college students and bar patrons.
- •In men it usually applies to the head, in women it is also sometimes applied to the chest.
- •In three part harmony--most impressive.
- •2. Sometimes when you're sick, you have to have a mew.
- •Instead, one must turn right, and then do a u-turn through the median to turn left.
- •V. To incorrectly spell a word, often resulting in humor.
- •In anticipation of a parental visit.
- •2. Didja' see the pizza guy? That mongloid could barely fit through the door. (Less of the meathead sense here. The pizza guy's a lot less likely to be acting like a jerk.)
- •I was teasing Phil's cat; which was funny until it went monkey on my face.
- •It's time to moon the dog! Let's go!
- •2. Chris is blatantly multi-ing.
- •I can eat lunch, finish my history paper, surf the net, talk on the phone,
- •2. Of, or pertaining to the physical, emotional and psychological characteristics of Jake from the New Zealand Maori movie, _Once Were Warriors_.
- •I didn't even eat anything with mustard on it today. How'd it get there!?
- •5. The phrase used by a female to thwart a male's advances.
- •I used to see those Naders with the bumper stickers upside down...
- •I got such a bad case of narapoia, that I kept going past my house until it was safe.
- •Is edited in a patch it, (the exploit) is said to be nerfed.
- •It comes from new vidiot as well as from the name of the company nVidia.
- •If you get two strikes and on the third you leave one pin standing you are one shy of a turkey
- •2. My new hairstyle is a joy--it's onphacupable.
- •It's a funny word and good for making excuses.
- •It is a particle beam emitted from the female's forehead with the force of 99 gazillion
- •2. Someone who has become a fan of Ozzy, especially after not being very familiar with him.
- •2) Lara and I painted the town red last night. I've never had so much fun before.
- •2) If the snow is too soft on the snowman, pank it down some more to make it harder.
- •I just looked at the tosser and yelled pants.
- •I'll have to change my password, but won't use it enough to remember it.
- •It is shorter than typing peace easy.
- •2. Some of the beaches in Florida are filled with peach cobblers.
- •2. As people in general.
- •I was going to send you the damn check but...This damn pentropy....
- •It tries to send the last of the water through to brew.
- •2. Adj. Expression of a confused state.
- •2: The cab you get into because you are too drunk to drive.
- •I wish he just dropped dead on the spot! Not only was he rude, but he also smelled awful!
- •Inappropriateness varies proportionately to the lateness of the band.
- •2. Used as a substitute for any kind of good comeback.
- •It is considered a blue-collar way of speaking, and not something you would want to use in a job interview.
- •I don't know. But they still ramble on, then you can say, Get away from me, ya piv! And then walk away.
- •In order to plague and aggravate millions of peaceful Internet users.
- •2. Cathy is acting like she wants to hang out with us tonight--it's a play-on.
- •2. To leave immediately after hearing a pock request, without bearing the speaker any ill will.
- •It's just another politrick to slow down growth.
- •2. A person who wears dentures.
- •In English lot is much.
- •2. Something inadequate or inferior. (Second use coined by the mighty poser Brandon Bingham of Sacramento, ca.)
- •Visions concerning the future.
- •I am goin' to open up a serious can of whup-ass on your head. The Duke: So, block me.
- •In a 1998 keynote address or their paper by the ton.
- •2. Adhd or add is nothing but a bunch of psychobabble.
- •In which actual words are required. Made up spelled backwards is puedam.
- •In front of the students in maths or science lessons without them necessarily realising.
- •Isn't that wall is beutifully rainbowarised?
- •Vice President of Intel's Mobile Products Group.
- •It comes from the basketball player Reggie Miller, who is known for making clutch shots at the end of a game.
- •2. Well-rounded, or well-versed.
- •It's a '32 cabriolet, but with a 1950 ohc v8, and the rear-end is an indi off of a jag.
- •It can, by extension, be applied liberally to other instances of forced nostalgia.
- •I start feeling retrosexual.
- •In all games.
- •2. My first computer was a Commodore 64 that got four rods to the hog's head of memory.
- •2. To be taken advantage of.
- •2. Dizzy person. (Compare to actual English word dotard.)
- •It evolved from a drink labled rum, but tasting much more like vodka.
- •I'll just mulitply it by the Safstrom-Phillips Non-Constant and use whatever I get.
- •It's scanny.
- •2. One who steals runs just so he will have more deliveries (thus, more money at the end of the night).
- •2. What a lie! Nah, only screw-chinged the truth a bit.
- •2) A low life human
- •2.One who is happy to be scruffy in looks or personality. Not taking pride in one's self.
- •2. A term for any body part that would otherwise be unfit for public discussion.
- •2. To use sex in a negative way to harm someone else's relationship.
- •In which you can defeat someone without actually hitting any vulnerable spots.
- •It was giving me cavities.
- •In a state of shock, he screams Shmotent!
- •2. Worthless or nonsensical collection of objects.
- •2. Anything pulled out of a nose
- •It's taking its toll on my mind and body; too much more of this and I'll be skidding out.
- •In the same way that acreage is used to describe the size of an area of land.
- •I feel very slirty today.
- •It can also be used as, You just got slued.
- •2. My mouth always feels a bit smeggy in the morning.
- •I used this word (not so eloquently) to tell my husband how intelligent I was. [Eloquently enough for me.]
- •I feel snarfy today because I woke up late and didn't have time to do my hair or makeup.
- •2. Kate produced a loud snoffle.
- •I'm sure they're talking about me--I think they need to be doused with solvent green.
- •2. Spam written in Spanish.
- •I like to take off most of my clothing and pitch a fit about nothing,
- •2. Descriptive of the motions of a very uncoordinated dancer.
- •2. They were spigotting the ketchup and mayonnaise. (I.E., the bottles were put on the table, not put into proper dishes for serving.
- •If, during sex with her on top, you flick her, she'd spin around like a nut on a bolt.
- •I think it's only fair, after all I did let you go home early last night. Geez, what a spoiler.
- •2. The sudden realization that you're doing something worthy of a Jerry Springer guest.
- •Verb - to offer a solution that only poorly addresses a problem
- •In the erroneous belief that it makes one immune to a parking ticket.
- •2. I know I just slept with that guy's sister, but why is he giving me such steel??
- •I thought it would be fun to make up definitions for these funny words.
- •Is now stuck holding on to them.
- •It was a suckfest.
- •Is going on and on about how much her life...Well...Sucks.
- •2: Supinin tonight? Any plans?
- •2. A person possesing smartness in style.
- •2. Sweet? (Anyone want to smoke a cigarette?)
- •It is possible to use this word in every context possible.
- •Informing them that they will be severely beaten if they occupy your seat upon your return.
- •I know you cain't have no beer on accounta what that judge sed, but can I offer you a t-Nab?
- •2. A person whose expectations are far in excess of the reality of her situation.
- •I got myself into a tastie situation last night when I locked myself in the broom cupboard.
- •In 1989, I became a Techno-Peasant when hired to do data-entry for the Federal Government.
- •2. The manner in which something functions or operates.
- •I only see the Golden Arches.
- •2. Everbody's after Tim like he was the Doyle Owl.
- •I used to have the Ness, but I think I've lost it.
- •2. Trophy girlfriend or boyfriend.
- •2. In intense consentration.
- •Very helpful in locating your car.
- •2. I wanted to argue with him but his logic was way too tight.
- •If permission to reproduce is not granted, the example will be rewritten. Ng's use of gaslight as a verb is the first the editor has seen and he thought it worth recording for posterity.
- •If you eat the all the brownies while I'm out, consider yourself toadmeat.
- •I wished he'd get off his tommy and do some word
- •I wen’ oth with a tongue suppresser las’ night.
- •Verb-cheeseballing
- •I somehow ended up in Times Square ten times this week when I've done my best to avoid it my
- •2. Shut your trap. I don't want to hear another word from you.
- •2. To be trendy.
- •In Australia they even have number plates that start with a t.
- •It is the ideal death.
- •2. Stoners tend to use this comment when reacting to other Stoners' stories, comments, etc.
- •2) Tronning: watching something you secretly like. Or secretly watching something you like.
- •2. To slap someone with a trout.
- •2: True dat.
- •In old western films, a blowing tumblweed was used as a sign of boredom or lack of action.
- •I was repulsed and dumped him that afternoon.
- •It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.
- •2. A state of diminished mental capacity: caffeine-deprived.
- •Invented by my friend paul, who is too unenlightened to post it himself.
- •It was created and used by my friend Patricia 25 years ago in Banff.
- •2. I'm guarenteed to get some tonight, because that girl looks very user friendly.
- •2. A state of total disaster that ends in miserable failure.
- •V. To run from trouble.
- •2. Using gobs of action verbs (reserved usage for snooty writing groups).
- •2. To annoy in extreme fashion.
- •2. The wipeout gave him a severe case of vodrot vision.
- •I walloped about three plates of it, much to the horror and consternation of my friends.
- •2. May also be used to describe how when a girl has to go to the bathroom
- •Implies that their fans all wear those heinous, super short, ragged cut-off jean shorts,
- •I'm doing webfare.
- •2Get the widget in the moto, tank. Wha?...Werno.
- •It is a combination of Westlaw and Lexis, the dominant vendors in the field.
- •I was so bored waiting.
- •Very popular in Holyoke and Massachusetts as a whole.
- •2. It's Monday, I woke up late, haven't had my cappuccino yet--I am feeling wiggy.
- •2. Anything overly cute, sappy, sentimental, etc. Could be considered to be winky.
- •Interested? I'd have to send you a file. They're generally held to be fun.
- •2. Someone that has the drooling potentiality of a block of wood (see also: pocket lint).
- •2. She looks so wooftie I can't believe he likes her.
- •In this case, Sally did indeed get something to eat while at the store, but she also had ulterior motives--perhaps she has a thing for one of the cashiers at the store?
- •Xuxoren.
- •If your mouse pointer is over a mine, the upper-left pixel on your screen will be black.
- •3 Dollars in his pocket, a least one dui or future dui, low self-esteem, and a trailer or apartment he shares with other yardrats.
- •2: Oh, c'mon! Yawn!
- •2. A famous cellist named Yo Yo Ma.
- •Ignore his daughter with impunity.
2. Amusement taken from looking at the naked torso of an aging gent
who has had bicep implants, but still has a slightly sagging chest.
Example: Bert: Hey, let's go to the beach. I reckon we could make it there in less than twenty minutes.
Ernie: Don't forget to add on an hour for the hasselfactor of
finding a parking space in amongst those fancy sports cars,
artfully aged veedub busses, and big red lifesaver trucks.
@Hasselhoff:= To hold in one's stomach when shirtless to appear less fat than you actually are, just as
David Hasselhoff does on _Baywatch_.
Example: Look at that guy, trying to look in good shape but he's just Hasselhoffing. OR
Look at the Hasselhoff on that guy.
@Hastert:= A woman who has so much pent up rage, anger, and sexual frustration she goes into denial about her life.
Example: Ryan: You know Katie?
Eric: Yeah, she's a total Hastert. One day she says she loves me, the next day she says, I never said that! Shut up, idiot!
@hat hair:= What your hair looks like when you take off your hat.
Example: Hey, you got hat hair.
@hatchin' jacket:= Maternity dress.
Example: That's a great hatchin' jacket for your second trimester.
@hate trait:= This word means that you hate sombody, basically.
Example: Kerem: Want me to tell Liz that you don't wanna go out with her any more ?
Sam: Yeah, tell her bout my hate trait.
@Hater:= One who dislikes the actions and/or beliefs of another.
Example: Don't be a hater.
@hathos:= the taking of pleasure or joy in despising something.
Example: That Styx concert footage was pure hathos.
@hatt:= Extremely good looking.
Example: That chick was bloody hatt.
@hattifnat:= If you don't know the name for something, just call it a hattifnat.
Shouting hattifnat really makes people angry, so you can use it to annoy them.
Example: Don't lie to me, you hattifnat! OR I saw this strange animal, but I don't know what it was. Probably a hattifnat.
@haut-kitsch:= Noun/ Things perceived as high-class & glamorous by the less-educated & less refined elements of society.
haut (Fr., high)+ kitsch (Ger., trash).
Example: Designer jeans are an '80s
example of haut-kitsch.
@Have an apple.:= Related to the saying, An apple a day keeps the doctor away. This is said to sick people. So in saying Have an apple you are wishing that they recover soon.
Example: (John is sick in hospital. Bob enters.) Bob: How are ya? John: Bob, I'm in the hospital. I'm sick!
Bob: Have an apple!
@have guts:= To be fired from a job.
Example: I screwed up so many orders that my boss told me I've got guts.
@have one on you:= to be extremely annoyed and generally react badly to a situation
Example: ooh sag aloo, have you got one on you ?
@havked:= When you think you're being hacked, but you really aren't, you must exclaim that you were havked.
Example: Chani read through her server logs and exclaimed, I'm being havked! Really, she just wasn't smart enough to understand that the server was overloaded by an image request.
@hawking:= (v) Driving slowly up and down, sometimes waiting at the start of a long aisle till someone pulls out
and you can take their parking spot. Also, following a person to his car in your car to take that spot.
Example: That guy that was hawking took my spot when I left.
@Hawks:= Hockey players
Example: Jen only dates Hawks.
@hawt:= Hot, attractive. Used by stupid girls on the Internet in order to look cute. Gains additional Stupid Points for being
longer than hot, thus requiring extra effort to look moronic. (See seckzi and ur.)
Example: ur liek so hawt, omg, ur liek totaly seckzi!
@haxor:= Hacker. Still pronounced hacker. The xor ending can be applied to different types of words. Interjections (Wowxor!), verbs (I roxored (rocked) that ____), and nouns (I was hanging out with Tomxor.). Mostly used online but people may say x-orto signify the spelling in speech.
Example: Justin is the coolest haxor I know.
@Hazaa:= Used in place of any exclamation of great joy
Example: my girlfriend's not pregnant! hazaa!
@hazaar:= Many, more than can be counted on the fingers of one hand. From the Hindi for 'thousand'
Example: All of a sudden hazaar people came running up and wanted icecream too.
@hazah:= Used in an exciting tone when something good happens.
Example: Hazah! I just won the lottery!
@Hazen:= Sweet and loving.
Example: My girlfriend is hazen.
@he-hooters:= Large male breasts, resembling those of a woman. Also known as man-boobs.
Example: He has a huge set of he-hooters.
@Head-lock:= When someone or something is so boring or vacuous, your brain almost stops working.
Example: After listening to Tina tell him about her haircut for ten minutes, Brian felt head-locked.
@head wrecker:= Somebody who has a penchant for annoying people
Example: She's a bit of a head wrecker!
@Headband Head:= Crease one gets in her hair after wearing earphones.
Example: That guy has a case of headband head.
@headbanger:= a person who listens to heavy metal music. Word is derived from the head swinging motion that heavy metal fans do when enjoying music.
Example: The auditorium was filled with headbangers listening to their favorite heavy metal band.
@Headcheese:= A French-Canadian. French-Canada is popular for making cheese from the brains of goats. Hence, headcheese. {This looks like it might be an insult, but your editor doesn't recognize it as such.)
Example: That Headcheese is looking mighty fine.
@headknockphoria:= The warm, fuzzy, and curiously satisfying feeling that follows
a sudden inexplainable muscle spasm in the back of your head.
Example: Sweet Lord, I don't know why it happens, but don't let this headknockphoria fade too soon.
@Headmeat:= Refers to the brain of a person who does or says something foolish.
Example: (In the event that someone burned their hand on the stove) Good job! That's using the ol' headmeat.
@Health and safety meeting:= Smoke break, returning smoker to a calm,
rational, happy person thus ensuring health and safety
for co-workers and others sharing space with the smoker
Example: I think it's time we went for a health and safety meeting.
@heart:= When you can't draw a heart on a piece of paper use the word heart instead.
Example: I heart that movie--it's my favorite.
@heartful:= Artful and heart put together. As in a piece of work that has a lot of heart. Or a person who has a lot of heart and is very artful about it.
Example: Krista's new word is quite heartful.
@heartillage:= to seek pity or preferential treatment because of something that emotionally effects you.
Example: Jeff threw a heartillage and got some time off cause his grandmother died.
@heat (adj.):= something risky and obvious that could get you in trouble
Example: Smoking pot in front of the cop shop is heat.
@heat:= A derogatory term used when something has gone terribly wrong.
Example: Did you know she dumped Chris? That's so heat!
@heatbag:= Someone who deliberately causes trouble--verbal pain, make fun of.
Example: That guy you were with at the party last night is a real heatbag.
@heater:= Gun.
Example: When the cops tried to arrest her, she showed them her heater.
@Heather:= A popular, controlling person. Inspired by the movie _Heathers_.
Example: The head cheerleader of our high school is a Heather
@heatscore (noun):= Someone who is heat. Someone who is possibly attracting attention from an authority figure
Example: You are a heatscore.
@heavenish:= (adj) Absolutely fabulous. Heavenly.
Example: My wife is beautiful. She has a heavenish face.
@Heavens to Murgatroid:= From the old Snagglepuss cartoon. Nobody knows what a Murgatroid is exactly, but use is simmilar to Heavens to Betsy, or Great Ceasars ghost.
Example: Heavens to Murgatroid, I can't believe you want to watch Dawson's Creek tonight. That's it ... exit, stage left!
@heavy metal sport:= Any sport being played while intoxicated and with the wrong equipment.
Example: Two more pints and heavy metal soccer begins.
@heavy:= Adjective, used when you consider the subject to be good. Synonymous with cool.
Example: That music is heavy.
@Heazy:= A great way of life that may include large amounts of money.
Example: You won the lottery? You're in the heazy now, bro!
@hebb:= a wipe out or going over the handle bars while mountain biking
Example: There was this kid who had a total hebb on the trail today.
@heck-meckalectic:= Beyond beautiful and captivating.
Example: Jennifer Lopez looked heck-mecalectic in that dress she wore to the awards show.
@Heck:= Spelled with initial capital letter. A milder version of Hell (Hell Light)--which usually isn't spelled with an initial capital letter. Its characteristics are lack of intense heat, no pits of boiling oil, no imps with pitchforks, etc. In fact, its climate is much like the Southeastern U.S. in the summertime, and Satan is a polite Southern gentleman with silver hair. Punishment is so mild here that it's more like a boring vacation.
Example: Bily Joe, stop trying to see up my skirt--or you'll go to Heck when you die.
@heckabetta:= A great improvement.
Example: Real butter is heckabetta than that margarine stuff.
@heckdarndangit:= Alternative to cursing. Useful around children.
Example: Owww! I just dropped the heckdarndangit sledgehammer on my foot!
@hecticity:= An overabundance of hustle, too much drama or unecessary action.
Example: When I am out ripping and running, I know that eventually the hecticity
of being out and about will catch up to me.
@hedgemeer:= A situation that turned sour without foresight to the problem.
Example: The party was great until the beer ran out, what a hedgemeer.
@hedgetation:= To hedge and to hesitate simultaneously.
Example: His investment policies are formed with much hedgetation.
@hedon:= International unit of measurement for fun, on a scale of 1 to 100.
Example: Wow, my funometer says this party is cranking at 87 hedons.
@Heebatow:= Similar to shushing. A nice, confusing way of telling someone to be quiet.
Example: In response to someone talking too much. Excuse me, would you please heebatow.
@heeble:= Any grody thing growing on your skin or found under your bed that you can't explain.
Example: I thought she was a good housekeeper, but then her dog pulled a giant heeble out from under the couch.
@heeelarious:= Sarcastic way to say someone is funny--when they're not. Also hehelarious.
Example: The more times you tell that joke, the more heeelarious it gets. (Follow by rolling your eyes for effect.)
@Heek:= A belly button piercing.
Example: Did you see her heek?
She was beheeken.
@heffler:= a shallow bond between two otherwise strangers based on a stupid inside joke or one-time expereince.
Example: quick, hide, if that heffler sees me he's going to tell the joke about the time we were at a party and the dog died. that's all we have in common.
@heh:= Expression of wry amusement.
Example: Look, Chris peed his pants. Heh.
@Heifetz:= To screw up something easy, often repeatedly. [Given that Jascha Heifetz was a great violinist, particularly noted for his technical prowess, and that his daughter Josefa Heifetz Byrne (married to moderately prolific fiction and non-fiction author and billiards enthusisast Robert Byrne) is the author of _Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary..., the etymology of this word should prove interesting. For some wonderfully unusual not-made-up words, check out her book. Husband Robert was the editor.]
Example: Bill keeps forgetting what side of his car the gas goes into. What a Heifetz.
@Heinleiner:= One who follows the teachings of the author Robert A. Heinlein.
First seen in the book _Steel Beach_ by John Varley.
Example: A. Do you believe in gun control laws?
B. No way--I'm a Heinleiner! An armed society, is a polite society!
@heisman:= Giving someone the Heisman stiff-armed pose.
Example: I asked her to dance, but she gave me the Heisman.
@hejob:= To destroy.
Example: He wants to hejob that toy.
@heke:= (n) A word made up for use in a game.
(v) Tto make up such a word.
Example: I challenge. That's not a word; that's a heke
@hektic:= Good or exellent.
Example: Her old green Pontiac was one hectic car.
@hela:= A word to add on to other words.
Example: You guys are so hela-stupid.
@Helium Heaven:= The magical place that balloons go to after they fly away or deflate.
Example: At the rock concert, they released dozens of balloons and they all went to helium heaven.
@hella tight:= Northern California--contemporary way of indicating something is hip or cool.
Texas--phrase uttered by Northern Californians to describe the noose Texan's place around their necks for inventing and overusing dumb words.
Example: NC: This noose is hella tight.
Texan: Yeah, pretty cool isn't it?
@hella:= Used to emphasize a phrase or description. Northern Californians only.
Example: Lets go to John's house, he has hella food.
@hella:= Very. Use instead of wicked.
Example: That's hella cool.
@hellacious:= Badass, wicked.
Example: That was a hellacious explosion.
@hellacool:= (adj) Beyond cool. The pinnacle of coolness.
Example: The ICP are hellacool tonight, bro! They are rockin' the house!
@hellenhimershisturtle:= Synonym for what.
Example: What the hellenhimershisturtle?
@hellodoggywoofything:= A way of covering up an insult when you are feeling particularly cross
Example: Oh, you are such a hellodoggywoofything.
@Helloha:= A greeting in Hawaiian-english language.
Example: Helloha! How are you today?
@helloo:= What's happening? Best said with an upperclass British accent.
Example: Why, helloo! Why aren't you at work?
@hellooo:= HellOOo. Are you crazy? Are your lights on? Does your elevator go all the way to the top? Are you stupid or what? Certainly no claim for originality on this one--and intonation is everything. Even four-year-olds know how to use this one--at least Alec does. I gave him a No Whining button Memorial Weekend. Shortly after getting it, he came to me a bit concerned, But, Opa, I might get hurt really bad and need to cry. I reassured him that would be all right.
Example: Thursday following Memorial Day, Alec was getting more than a tad fussy in the early evening. I reminded him, Alec, remember, no whining. His response, HellOOo...I'm not wearing the button.
@helluva:= Something Mr. T says.
Example: That car is helluva fast.
@Help m'Boab!:= Scots expression of surprise or alarm. Pronounced help m'bobe.
Example: Help m'boab, it's the truant officer!
@Hemogeny:= Sphere of influence
Example: Althouh China has a physically greater land mass, the US's Hemogeny surpasses even massive china's, extending through the globe.
@Hemperbenitat:= Hippopatamus.
Example: She was as fat as a hemperbenitat.
@hengrenade:= Alternatively known as a chickenbomb, a hengrenade is basically a hen with a metal pin on the side.
The pin is a cylindrical shape with a hole cut on one end, for which a metal ring can be passed through so one may pull the pin with her finger. To use, simply pull the pin and throw the hen a safe distance away.
Example: Bob pulled a hengrenade out of his pocket and told us how it was effective in confusing the enemy.
@hentai:= Japanese word for someone or something perverted. Also used for pornographic or adult anime or manga (comics).
Example: Chris got caught last night looking at hentai. His mother grounded him for two weeks.
@hep:= A 50s or earlier term meaning I am understanding. Can also be like the modern term cool
Example: Do you understand? Yeh, I am hep to that. Jim is a real hep cat.
@hepya, hep'ya:= Short for help you
Example: Can I hepya with your coat?
@her [her instead of they]:= A word to replace their and them and they in grammatically incorrect sentences. | http://www.bartleby.com/64/5.html | http://owlcroft.com/english/they.html
Example: Dorkasaurus: Someone who is so intensely dorky, the word 'dork' alone will not do them justice. Them was used in the preceding sentence to be politically correct, but is not grammatically correct. Someone is singular and them is plural. A singular antecedent calls for a singular pronoun, so we have an error. Fifty years ago, him was the accepted English usage when a singular pronoun referred to a gender-neutral antecedent. In the first sentence of this paragraph, him would have been used instead of or them. However, him is now viewed as politically incorrect. What we need is a new accepted (correct for the prescriptivists, standard for the descriptivists) English usage. My modest proposal: use her instead of him for such a situation. Her maintains conventional English pronoun-antecedent agreement and, at the same time, avoids the political incorrectness of him. Thus, Dorkasaurus: Someone who is so intensely dorky, the word 'dork' alone will not do her justice. Nota bene: It is especially important that this new standard be used for negative examples.
Some may object that the antecedent someone is gender-neutral, while the pronoun her is not. NOW, I maintain that her is still politically correct, a slight discrepancy in gender agreement notwithstanding. Using the masculine form has been avoided--that's the main objective of political correctness, is it not?
@her:= Here.
Example: Hey, you! Come her!
@herb:= The h is not silent. Hip synonym for dork or nerd.
Example: Did you see that guy in the Hootie shirt? What a herb.
@herbal tea smoker:= An older, bad influence.
Example: You should stop hangin' out with that herbal tea smoker.
@Herbomb:= Being overtly politically correct in writing by using both genders, back and forth, in a way that distracts the reader from the subject and losing continuity.
Example: The author intentionally dropped a herbomb underlining her activist agenda.
@Herdsurfer:= N. A person caught in the huge lines waiting to utilize attractions or services rendered by theme parks or governmental institutions, such that he or she feels like a herd animal. V. Waiting in such a line.
Example: I'm tired of this endless herdsurfing! cried Jenny.
@hermatory:= a private space for contemplation, reading, etc.
Example: I'm going to my hermatory for a little while.
@hermitate:= The desire to be left alone to meditate.
Example: Naw. I don't want to go out tonight. I'm going to hermitate
@hermitude:= Being alone or remote from society, sought especially when one is weary of company.
Example: I'm cranky and would prefer to be left to my hermitude.
@hesh:= To replace he or she or he/she.
Example: ... when hesh is chosen then ....
@heteroflexible:= Someone who is primarily heterosexual but may engage in some homosexual acts.
Not a synonym for bisexual.
Example: I_monk dates women almost exclusively, but he's been known to be heteroflexible from time to time.
@hevun:= Your own version of heaven.
Example: My hevun is like KFC--you can have a leg or a breast whenever you want.
@hexardy:= The amount of tardies in school it takes before the administration makes you eat lunch in the office.
Example: I finally hit hexardy with six tardies.
@hey pete:= A greeting alternative to hello, hi, or the plain hey.