- •Interjections from verbs. Used extensively at one time by Amanda Quan of Seattle, wa.
- •It could easily be worse.
- •It was agrobabble to me.
- •Vocabulary will allow her to express.
- •2. More beautiful things could take place in society if antiprostyle would be abandonnated.
- •It is known that expletives and terms of endearment very commonly have four letters,
- •2. Isuggested doing xyz and she got all arsey about it.
- •Invented by Isaac Asimov, but now generally accepted.
- •In response to a question asked, he simply replied with all seriousness, Bread.
- •I woke up this morning with a real atom splitter.
- •2. Oh, my bagels.
- •2. A strip club or a Hooter's restaurant.
- •It was originally derived from people trying to say the word pussy as distorted as humanly possible,
- •2. That night, Garrett went banshing around in the fields behind his house. His car got stuck.
- •2. (N) a non sequitur. (V) To barbecue is to produce a non sequitur orally or in writing.
- •2. Alice: Look! I've got tapeworms!
- •I'm having a Barry
- •It's the name you use when things are getting weird and you need to be someone else.
- •I don't know what I'd have done if I'd seen that psycho again.
- •I don't know what beast of burden has me thinking this way?
- •I was the designated driver when we left the beer garden last night, because I was the only one drinking soda.
- •2. Related to the nationally syndicated radio show Coast to Coast am
- •2. I don't know.
- •I'm mighty bent. Some guy just hit my car door with his. Can you believe that?
- •Ive got big love for him/her
- •2. He was standing right over him and went, bip!
- •Itself when someone scratches its blibula.
- •I was going for a 360, and blough!, right on my head.
- •Is a clear effort of the part of the cia to minimize blowback.
- •It'll probably break down after 10 miles.
- •I realised he was a true bombilogophile.
- •2. Super slam dunk.
- •2. Boosah! (When you've just whipped someone in Mortal Kombat 4, usually in combination with a hand gesture of your choice.)
- •I must seek another boring task just to break the monotony.
- •Immortalized one particularly altered college evening by Mr. Mike Greene.
- •2. Check that roly poly out, he's mega buggin.
- •2. Game played at long meetings likely to be larded with buzzwords.
- •Incredible plan falls apart because you goofed up on something stupid.
- •Voodoo: Bzoing?
- •If you are a true Camperoo, you are at all times itchy to be out of town, tent in tow,
- •I carealess.
- •It also has turned into the kids getting out of school, as catkids
- •If entering one of these areas, say goodbye to your wallet and mobile phone.
- •It gave me the chobeez just thinking about how she would be able to help me further
- •It is a mix between the two holidays, so the everybody is a winner.
- •I use it when I agree or disagree with my friends.
- •It was a case of circumstantial intelligence.
- •2. The vet had to fix the closature of the dog's eye.
- •Individual with access to information) with the intention of recruiting
- •I decided to become a commode commando and used the men’s instead.
- •In it he says Cornbread.... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
- •If it weren't for the corpsetrunk, Sheila would be 100 percent babe.
- •It's crapola coming your way.
- •Is extraordinarily disasterous or dull.
- •I'm gonna need an umbrella for that Crayola storm.
- •If my dad had a 17-year cultural latency, I'd die.
- •I'm not fat, if that's what you mean...You need a running start to hug her.
- •I have to take a shower and defunkify from my day working in the garden.
- •I need it to mail this poster to my friend.
- •In response to a perceived insult or as a childish retort.
- •It's half past nine.
- •I've heard lots of good jam bands, but Phish is truly the diggidy-swizz!
- •I mean, you either love his music or it drives you mad.
- •If you think the police won't catch you then, you're a bloody dilbry.
- •It's got a clear case of disco leg.
- •It was only when the wine exploded an hour later that I remembered.
- •2. A system or theory that advocates the elimination of a private life,
- •It is neither tied to a holiday nor to a milestone of the company.
- •I mean, she was so beautiful, I wanted to double klick her lips--like, right now.
- •2. Men who don’t shake off the last drop well enough.
- •2. She said that she doesn't grind at clubs and you walked away? Ethan, you're so dumb. That, in all likelihood, means that she grinds at her place.
- •2. Can you dut the car? My hands are full.
- •In humans, often marked by an abject lack of bathing habits,
- •2: Eat Cheeks.
- •It means to be human.
- •Instead of a musical reference, you get eeEeeeeeeeeeeeee--done in a wavering, silly, and sarcastic voice.
- •2. To hit or slap with something representing a tail.
- •2. Someone who will do anything to get as much email as possible. Zzqqyt@yahoo.Com
- •Very rare to find, because many die in their youth.
- •2. You better enron that chick's phone number before your girlfriend sees it.
- •It fools the listener into thinking that her last comment was appreciated and approved of before, a
- •I don't know why this word isn't in a normal dictionary, it seems so useful.
- •I can't hang with you anymore. You're so funny I have bruises from my fallalotsy.
- •In which a tiny woman pretended to be a schoolboy. Still widely used in the uk.
- •I was just leaving.
- •I got home from school, and was too faschnickered to do anything
- •It is a derivative of hottie bombalottie and phat.
- •Involves fast extensions of the limbs, often accompanied by punching noises,
- •It comes from a joke How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? How many? Fish.
- •It works like thingamabob or hoogiewhatsis.
- •2. Can also be used to describe the fat on an overweight person.
- •I had to foist that onto my girlfriend.
- •I have such fontrum for her.
- •Its nature and likely origin
- •I have been forcerized into writing this definition.
- •It's the static that makes the noise and holds the items together--especially wool from polyester.
- •In wide use in southeastern Bay Area.
- •2. To screw up in a particularly convoluted or elegant manner.
- •2. Fear of being hit very hard in the arm; frogged.
- •It was later determined that the last lyric was supposed to be fucking up the Man, but it appeared the tape recording machine used that day, or maybe the piece of media, was fucking up the math.
- •I believe this is a very loose translation of the dictionary definitions for foolish talk, humorous old man.
- •If something is bad
- •2. Wave Rally really ganks. The screenshots looked cool, but the game plays horribly.
- •In the feline world, the cats who are generally considered the snobbiest and rudest of all are those who speak chatois.
- •It was generational dissonance that kept him from seeing that it would clearly have the same sad
- •2. He got red with me when I told him to find somebody else to work this weekend.
- •I was entertained by this for quite an inappropriatly long time... Not in front of her, of course...
- •I'll finish the quarterly report after I'm done with this game of Tetris.
- •It is intended as an affectionate term; an undaunted local hero facing an adverse and ignorant situation.
- •2. An unknown booger-ish thing on you.
- •In this context it means really nifty, really cool.
- •2:What the goob? Awww, goob!
- •Impressively, even the tea at Ramon's is greasy.
- •I don't want them all over the car.
- •It refers to the imagined belief that the automobile is powered by small rodents running
- •2. Amusement taken from looking at the naked torso of an aging gent
- •It is used for groups or individuals. Adds pizazz to a conversation, I think.
- •I guess it wasn't meant to be.
- •2. To make a sequel to a successful film while disregarding quality and taste.
- •X: Then Bill told that story about the speeding ticket again. Y: Again? Honk shoe.
- •It can be sad (hoorJ...) or overly exciting (HoOoORj!).
- •I think I feel a hygenic trifecta coming on. Bert. No way. Jeez, she must be really important to you.
- •1960S uk slang, used in interviews by The Small Faces, who later went on to pen Itchycoo Park.
- •It means what it describes: definitely there is some intelligence in a stupid person.
- •I stared at him incredulously.
- •Via a swift smack or calculated drop (see percussive maintenance).
- •I'm too busy to watch tv, so I'm invidiate.
- •Irregardless of your feelings.
- •2. That ischnot the right answer.
- •It is a third person singular gender-neutral pronoun.
- •I really hope George Lucas doesn't jarjar up his next Star Wars movie.
- •2. The thrill a Jew feels upon finding other cool thingss about Jews in the public eye.
- •2: A small machine for mathematical jubberlations--jubberlating machine.
- •Implies the notion that the subject is now ready to to go out,
- •I'm not surprised I broke my arm; I've still got some bad juju from that time I hacked pseudodictionary.Com.
- •I've got horrible junioritis.
- •2. Groceries, in general. As in, I am going to go to the store to buy more junts.
- •It has to be this word
- •2. Look what Joe's wearing. Keppo!
- •2. Replacement term for a curse word where it's not appropriate...Usu. In surprise
- •I can see why and how it changed, but have never been able to confirm it. [Didn't the vaudevillians spell it keester or keister?]
- •It is used in Singapore English and has its roots in Hokkien,
- •It is truly a disservice to the free flow of infotainment.
- •It refers to the sinister type of rubbish which simply builds up without any human intervention.
- •It was a good display of knotsmanship, though.
- •In place of proper 'net English, a terrible need to prove oneself, and many other annoying habits that only script kiddies and l33t h4x0r boys (and girls) have.
- •2. We waited for Maria for an hour--she's such a lagger.
- •2. He'll never make it, he's way too lastel.
- •If he's not left, he's sure wearing his hat. Must have come in from Vinita.
- •It was a real Lennon moment.
- •It just came in about five or ten words early.]
- •It was her favourite job yet, but the company shut down within
- •2. The act of wandering through links.
- •It was another lunchbag letdown.
- •2Pm such a big meal that you aren't hungry again and so skip supper.
- •2. Oh, lurvacious pink glitter lipgloss. Gotta have it.
- •Is anything but a natural in the role.
- •I'm so magrivated!
- •I'll have to beg for her forgiveness.
- •If only he'd worn his socks!
- •I had a date last night, but the guy was so marlon blando, I hope I never see him again
- •2. Well, you know you can just stick that in a McDonald's.
- •I don't want to go through all the work of putting up resumes and finding something real.
- •Very common among college students and bar patrons.
- •In men it usually applies to the head, in women it is also sometimes applied to the chest.
- •In three part harmony--most impressive.
- •2. Sometimes when you're sick, you have to have a mew.
- •Instead, one must turn right, and then do a u-turn through the median to turn left.
- •V. To incorrectly spell a word, often resulting in humor.
- •In anticipation of a parental visit.
- •2. Didja' see the pizza guy? That mongloid could barely fit through the door. (Less of the meathead sense here. The pizza guy's a lot less likely to be acting like a jerk.)
- •I was teasing Phil's cat; which was funny until it went monkey on my face.
- •It's time to moon the dog! Let's go!
- •2. Chris is blatantly multi-ing.
- •I can eat lunch, finish my history paper, surf the net, talk on the phone,
- •2. Of, or pertaining to the physical, emotional and psychological characteristics of Jake from the New Zealand Maori movie, _Once Were Warriors_.
- •I didn't even eat anything with mustard on it today. How'd it get there!?
- •5. The phrase used by a female to thwart a male's advances.
- •I used to see those Naders with the bumper stickers upside down...
- •I got such a bad case of narapoia, that I kept going past my house until it was safe.
- •Is edited in a patch it, (the exploit) is said to be nerfed.
- •It comes from new vidiot as well as from the name of the company nVidia.
- •If you get two strikes and on the third you leave one pin standing you are one shy of a turkey
- •2. My new hairstyle is a joy--it's onphacupable.
- •It's a funny word and good for making excuses.
- •It is a particle beam emitted from the female's forehead with the force of 99 gazillion
- •2. Someone who has become a fan of Ozzy, especially after not being very familiar with him.
- •2) Lara and I painted the town red last night. I've never had so much fun before.
- •2) If the snow is too soft on the snowman, pank it down some more to make it harder.
- •I just looked at the tosser and yelled pants.
- •I'll have to change my password, but won't use it enough to remember it.
- •It is shorter than typing peace easy.
- •2. Some of the beaches in Florida are filled with peach cobblers.
- •2. As people in general.
- •I was going to send you the damn check but...This damn pentropy....
- •It tries to send the last of the water through to brew.
- •2. Adj. Expression of a confused state.
- •2: The cab you get into because you are too drunk to drive.
- •I wish he just dropped dead on the spot! Not only was he rude, but he also smelled awful!
- •Inappropriateness varies proportionately to the lateness of the band.
- •2. Used as a substitute for any kind of good comeback.
- •It is considered a blue-collar way of speaking, and not something you would want to use in a job interview.
- •I don't know. But they still ramble on, then you can say, Get away from me, ya piv! And then walk away.
- •In order to plague and aggravate millions of peaceful Internet users.
- •2. Cathy is acting like she wants to hang out with us tonight--it's a play-on.
- •2. To leave immediately after hearing a pock request, without bearing the speaker any ill will.
- •It's just another politrick to slow down growth.
- •2. A person who wears dentures.
- •In English lot is much.
- •2. Something inadequate or inferior. (Second use coined by the mighty poser Brandon Bingham of Sacramento, ca.)
- •Visions concerning the future.
- •I am goin' to open up a serious can of whup-ass on your head. The Duke: So, block me.
- •In a 1998 keynote address or their paper by the ton.
- •2. Adhd or add is nothing but a bunch of psychobabble.
- •In which actual words are required. Made up spelled backwards is puedam.
- •In front of the students in maths or science lessons without them necessarily realising.
- •Isn't that wall is beutifully rainbowarised?
- •Vice President of Intel's Mobile Products Group.
- •It comes from the basketball player Reggie Miller, who is known for making clutch shots at the end of a game.
- •2. Well-rounded, or well-versed.
- •It's a '32 cabriolet, but with a 1950 ohc v8, and the rear-end is an indi off of a jag.
- •It can, by extension, be applied liberally to other instances of forced nostalgia.
- •I start feeling retrosexual.
- •In all games.
- •2. My first computer was a Commodore 64 that got four rods to the hog's head of memory.
- •2. To be taken advantage of.
- •2. Dizzy person. (Compare to actual English word dotard.)
- •It evolved from a drink labled rum, but tasting much more like vodka.
- •I'll just mulitply it by the Safstrom-Phillips Non-Constant and use whatever I get.
- •It's scanny.
- •2. One who steals runs just so he will have more deliveries (thus, more money at the end of the night).
- •2. What a lie! Nah, only screw-chinged the truth a bit.
- •2) A low life human
- •2.One who is happy to be scruffy in looks or personality. Not taking pride in one's self.
- •2. A term for any body part that would otherwise be unfit for public discussion.
- •2. To use sex in a negative way to harm someone else's relationship.
- •In which you can defeat someone without actually hitting any vulnerable spots.
- •It was giving me cavities.
- •In a state of shock, he screams Shmotent!
- •2. Worthless or nonsensical collection of objects.
- •2. Anything pulled out of a nose
- •It's taking its toll on my mind and body; too much more of this and I'll be skidding out.
- •In the same way that acreage is used to describe the size of an area of land.
- •I feel very slirty today.
- •It can also be used as, You just got slued.
- •2. My mouth always feels a bit smeggy in the morning.
- •I used this word (not so eloquently) to tell my husband how intelligent I was. [Eloquently enough for me.]
- •I feel snarfy today because I woke up late and didn't have time to do my hair or makeup.
- •2. Kate produced a loud snoffle.
- •I'm sure they're talking about me--I think they need to be doused with solvent green.
- •2. Spam written in Spanish.
- •I like to take off most of my clothing and pitch a fit about nothing,
- •2. Descriptive of the motions of a very uncoordinated dancer.
- •2. They were spigotting the ketchup and mayonnaise. (I.E., the bottles were put on the table, not put into proper dishes for serving.
- •If, during sex with her on top, you flick her, she'd spin around like a nut on a bolt.
- •I think it's only fair, after all I did let you go home early last night. Geez, what a spoiler.
- •2. The sudden realization that you're doing something worthy of a Jerry Springer guest.
- •Verb - to offer a solution that only poorly addresses a problem
- •In the erroneous belief that it makes one immune to a parking ticket.
- •2. I know I just slept with that guy's sister, but why is he giving me such steel??
- •I thought it would be fun to make up definitions for these funny words.
- •Is now stuck holding on to them.
- •It was a suckfest.
- •Is going on and on about how much her life...Well...Sucks.
- •2: Supinin tonight? Any plans?
- •2. A person possesing smartness in style.
- •2. Sweet? (Anyone want to smoke a cigarette?)
- •It is possible to use this word in every context possible.
- •Informing them that they will be severely beaten if they occupy your seat upon your return.
- •I know you cain't have no beer on accounta what that judge sed, but can I offer you a t-Nab?
- •2. A person whose expectations are far in excess of the reality of her situation.
- •I got myself into a tastie situation last night when I locked myself in the broom cupboard.
- •In 1989, I became a Techno-Peasant when hired to do data-entry for the Federal Government.
- •2. The manner in which something functions or operates.
- •I only see the Golden Arches.
- •2. Everbody's after Tim like he was the Doyle Owl.
- •I used to have the Ness, but I think I've lost it.
- •2. Trophy girlfriend or boyfriend.
- •2. In intense consentration.
- •Very helpful in locating your car.
- •2. I wanted to argue with him but his logic was way too tight.
- •If permission to reproduce is not granted, the example will be rewritten. Ng's use of gaslight as a verb is the first the editor has seen and he thought it worth recording for posterity.
- •If you eat the all the brownies while I'm out, consider yourself toadmeat.
- •I wished he'd get off his tommy and do some word
- •I wen’ oth with a tongue suppresser las’ night.
- •Verb-cheeseballing
- •I somehow ended up in Times Square ten times this week when I've done my best to avoid it my
- •2. Shut your trap. I don't want to hear another word from you.
- •2. To be trendy.
- •In Australia they even have number plates that start with a t.
- •It is the ideal death.
- •2. Stoners tend to use this comment when reacting to other Stoners' stories, comments, etc.
- •2) Tronning: watching something you secretly like. Or secretly watching something you like.
- •2. To slap someone with a trout.
- •2: True dat.
- •In old western films, a blowing tumblweed was used as a sign of boredom or lack of action.
- •I was repulsed and dumped him that afternoon.
- •It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.
- •2. A state of diminished mental capacity: caffeine-deprived.
- •Invented by my friend paul, who is too unenlightened to post it himself.
- •It was created and used by my friend Patricia 25 years ago in Banff.
- •2. I'm guarenteed to get some tonight, because that girl looks very user friendly.
- •2. A state of total disaster that ends in miserable failure.
- •V. To run from trouble.
- •2. Using gobs of action verbs (reserved usage for snooty writing groups).
- •2. To annoy in extreme fashion.
- •2. The wipeout gave him a severe case of vodrot vision.
- •I walloped about three plates of it, much to the horror and consternation of my friends.
- •2. May also be used to describe how when a girl has to go to the bathroom
- •Implies that their fans all wear those heinous, super short, ragged cut-off jean shorts,
- •I'm doing webfare.
- •2Get the widget in the moto, tank. Wha?...Werno.
- •It is a combination of Westlaw and Lexis, the dominant vendors in the field.
- •I was so bored waiting.
- •Very popular in Holyoke and Massachusetts as a whole.
- •2. It's Monday, I woke up late, haven't had my cappuccino yet--I am feeling wiggy.
- •2. Anything overly cute, sappy, sentimental, etc. Could be considered to be winky.
- •Interested? I'd have to send you a file. They're generally held to be fun.
- •2. Someone that has the drooling potentiality of a block of wood (see also: pocket lint).
- •2. She looks so wooftie I can't believe he likes her.
- •In this case, Sally did indeed get something to eat while at the store, but she also had ulterior motives--perhaps she has a thing for one of the cashiers at the store?
- •Xuxoren.
- •If your mouse pointer is over a mine, the upper-left pixel on your screen will be black.
- •3 Dollars in his pocket, a least one dui or future dui, low self-esteem, and a trailer or apartment he shares with other yardrats.
- •2: Oh, c'mon! Yawn!
- •2. A famous cellist named Yo Yo Ma.
- •Ignore his daughter with impunity.
It can be sad (hoorJ...) or overly exciting (HoOoORj!).
Example: Me: How are you doing?
You: I'm just fine! HoorJ!
@hooroo:= Australian slang for goodbye.
Example: Have a good one barry, hooroo.
@hoot:= an extreme of humor
Example:
@hootenanny:= A gathering--bigger than a shindig, but smaller than a rave.
Example: Are you going to Ryan's hootenanny?
@hooterific:= Very cool, almost cool enough to work at Hooters or Meijers--if you enjoy grocery shopping and hair products.
Example: Those shoes are from Payless, but their hooterific.
@hoover:= To ingest food or drink unbeliveably fast. Inspired by the vacuum cleaner company.
Example: I filled the dog's bowl and he hoovered it before I could set the bag down.
@hopdogy:= One who enjoys Hip-Hop music.
Example: Raphul is a real hopdogy, yo.
@Hope n' scope:= The walk around the bar checking on and hitting on anything that moves.
Example: The only dates Christina ever got were ones following a hope 'n scope.
@hopingley:= Hoping for the best.
Example: Hopingley I'll be able to get the day off tomorrow.
@hoppersquash:= Things that hit your windshield and stick as you are driving down the road.
Example: We had a great time in Arkansas but the truck came back covered with hoppersquash.
@hopsenmaltz disease:= A major beer hangover
Example: I gotta bad case of Hopsenmaltz Disease this morning.
@hopskipandajump:= A distance which is far enough but not too far.
Example: New York is a fair hopskipandajump from Philadelphia.
@horbgorble:= To wander around aimlessly.
Example: Sheep tend to horbgorble.
@horizontalization:= A word commonly used in place of the usually intended harmonization.
Example: Horizontalization of our business processes will ensure success.
@hork:= 1. To steal, to rip off.
2. To vomit (if human) or to have a total system failure (if computer).
Example: 1: Chris, you jerk, don't be horking my fries.
2: Don't know what was wrong with the code, but my server horked repeatedly.
@hork:= The hacking sound made by an animal when in the process of expelling undigested dinner or fur.
Example: It was 2:30 am and I awoke to the sound of the cat horking in the living room.
@horn mono:= A motorcycle wheelie (riding on the rear wheel only) of epic proportion.
Example: The new R1 lets you pull horn monos without even thinking about it.
@horn:= Cellphone.
Example: I'll be out somwhere tonight and I'll have my cell horn.
@hornce:= the opposite of steep. Used to describe slopes, staircases, mountains, or anything else that has a shallow grade, or slight incline. To my knowledge there was previously no word for the opposite of steep, so I derived it from my last name (Hornsey). There are at least 5 people on the planet other than myself who are actively using this much needed word.
Example: I don't like mountain bike trails that are too steep, I much prefer hornce trails.
@hornerman:= The man you are cheating on your husband with.
Example: Clinton: Is that your new boyfriend?
Zanita: Nah, Sam is still around. That's my hornerman.
@hornery:= It's a cross between horny and ornery.
Example: I get a little hornery about once a month.
@hornormal:= Many, typically females, describe their normal fluctuating moods related to their monthly cycles as normal (but hormonal); this is especially true for those of us who work in the health industry and have to ask how one is feeling.
Example: I was a little upset and depressed last week but I feel that this was just hornormal.
@hornswoggle:= To take something from someone else. {This is actually an existing slang word--meaning is usually related to cheating. Similar words include honeyfuggle and bumswiggle.}
Example: Hey, man, can I hornswoggle one of those beers?
@Horrendoma:= From horrendous and -oma, the medical suffix for tumor,
denoting an unusually bad or complicated medical condition
Example: The car accident left a real horrendoma on his face.
@horribelocity:= The speed with which things become more and more horrible.
Example: The horribelocity of the trip increased when Eunice began telling us her shaving stories.
@horribility:= The potential for something to become horrible.
Example: A large person on the top of an unsturdy bunk bed has horribility.
@horriblate:= Used to describe the rapid descent of a situation into the realms of the horrible. Alternatively a descriptive phrase.
Example: I got into work this morning and my day proceeded to horriblate rapidly. OR I spent the morning on the phone to a bunch of horriblates from project management.
@Horrification:= The act of horrifying; the state of being horrified.
Example: He says, My brother was horrified.
She says, Ah, well, a bit of horrification is good now and then.
@horrocious:= Atrocious +horrendous.
1. Dreadful.
2. Extremly brutal, cruel, or wicked.
To be used in more intense circumstances then either of the words from which it is made up.
Example: 1. The oil spill scene was so horrocious that I couldn't stand to watch any more of the report.
2. The people watched in horror as the bunnies were being tested by the cosmetics companies, and thought of how horrocious and sad it was.
@Horror Island:= One of a group of many islands(eg.Temptation Island).This is a fictional place where everything horrible and terrible goes.Can be used on its own also.
NB:To be said in evil Exorcist voice if possible.
Example: Last night at work was just Horror Island
A:How was the party yesterday?
B:Horror Island
@horrorshow:= Great, wonderful.
Example: Madonna's tour is really horrorshow.
@Horse Dover:= When you're so hungry you could eat a horse and all they serve you are
(from the French: Hors d'oeuvre) appetizers.
Example: Yes, please, thank you very much. I'll take a few of your horse dovers.
@horsey:= when something doesn't quite work visually.
Example: Loosen up the kerning in your headline, it looks horsey.
@horti-Q:= One who has a measurable intelligence level roughly equivalent to that of a plant. Horticultural + I.Q.
Example: He was a few plates short of a picnic, a few fries short of a happy meal. In short, a horti-Q.
@horticulture:= A fruitless attempt to make a lady of the night appreciate the finer things of life.
Example: You can lead a horse to water...but you can't drag a horticulture.
@hosebroke:= Describes an individual who has been rendered dysfunctional by catastrophic ego deflation, usually preceded by self over-inflation of ego. (Inspired by the catastrophic failure of a neighbor's garden hose).
Example: Yeah, Ed got passed over for the V.P. spot, so now he's hosebroke.
@hosed:= Usually refering to a situation beyond salvage or repair. Similar to FUBAR. Pronunciation: 'hOz-d'
Example: Chris forgot to back it up... We're so hosed!
@hoser:= A person who is trying to deceive others.
Example: That hoser can't be trusted. From the Wisconsin-Minnesota area.
@hosimba:= A word of exuberant joy.
Example: Hosimba! That is one hot mamma!
@hossie or hossy:= Similar to sassy--overbearing, arrogant,
self confident, independent, won't take any crap from anyone, etc.
Example: She was hossy.
@hot-bobbling:= Describes something that is usually liquid and hot.
Not quite boiling. May on first touch be thought to be near boiling point, but actually quite safe.
Example: Is this soup hot-bobbling? OR
My bath is hot-bobbling.
@hot-hole:= To describe a particularly nasty piece of internet photography
Example: Did you get the hot-hole i emailed? Nasty eh?
@hot comm:= I’m involved with on-road, pure electric vehicles, and they can be very high performance (see www.nedra.com). Instead of having a “hot rod” (as in engine push rod), or fast driving as in “hot-rodding,” we say “hot comm,” or “hot comming,”
referring to the commutator in our electric motor(s).
Example: My son has been hot-comming in the RX-7 EV (electric vehicle) again.
@hot in the box:= a project or task is in progress. It was created because some stupid project manager at work was always using buzz words he heard his other idiot project manager peers using. we decided that we would start making them up and using them around him so his peers would have no idea what he was talking about and he would think he was up on his techie lingo.
Example: the project is hot in the box.
@hot second:= Shorter than a regular second...more like a half-second.
Example: Amy: They're selling Britney Spears tickets at the arena. Erin: I'll be there in a hot second.
@hot:= Extremely attractive or beautiful; more than cute.
Example: Hey, that guy over there is pretty good looking. He's not just good looking, he's hot!
@hotdish:= Midwest American-Scandinavian (ND, MN) meaning the same as a casserole entree.
Example: My sister is planning to bring her favorite tuna hotdish to the church supper.
@hote:= Hair Over The Ears
Example: Neil Diamond came to town and every hote came from miles around.
@hotter than a pickle, hotter'n:= Extremely hot.
Example: God, it's hotter than a pickle today.
@hottertunlove:= a running together of the words hotter than love to describe an intense degree of heat...
Example: My gosh, turn the fire down, it's hotterunlove in here.
@hottie bombalottie:= The ultimate hottie--can be pronounced either hottie boom-ba-lottie or bum-ba-lottie. HB is abbreviation.
Example: Oh, my God! That Louis is one hottie bombalottie.
@hottie mchothot:= A good-looking person.
Example: Alyson Hannigan is one hottie mchothot.
@houndy:= Describing food that is so delicious, the eater wants to hound it down.
Example: This pizza is houndy. I could eat the whole thing by myself.
@house of goofy white man:= another name for McDonalds
Example: I want some fries. Lets go to the House of Goofy White Man.
@House, The:= Waffle House, the only place in the country where you can get a cup of coffee, smoke indoors, and sit around for hours all for under a dollar- not counting a tip and jukebox selections. Can also be called Our House when referring to the establishment in your neighborhood, or the one you frequent the most.
Example: I'm bored, you wanna go to The House.
@house:= Shortened version of cleaning house.
Similar to cleaning out his clock. Used to describe someone flipping out.
Example: A. What happened after your Dad came home and saw what you did to his car?
B. Oh Christ, he just went house and severely chewed me out.
@Housemaster:= The person in charge of the house.
Example: The housemaster made it clear that there will be no kitties allowed.
@Houserker:= How-zehr-kehr. One who is meticulous about one's own house.
Someone who values her house to the extreme.
Example: It's only a pencil mark on the wall. Just erase it.
But it's my life!
You're such a houserker.
@housewiverly:= Related to doing jobs normally thought of as women's work.
Example: We felt very housewiverly after cleaning and gardening all day.
@how's up:= Mix of How are you? and Whassup?
Example: Hey, DK, how's up?
@Howay:= A Middlesbrough, England resident, usually working class.
In most of England, working-class parents shout Get here! at their children.
In Middlesbrough it's Howay!--a cry which can usually be heard somewhere at any
given time in Middlesbrough town centre.
Example: Did you meet Robert's new girlfriend? She's a right Howay!
@howie:= One who has a tendency to be zany, or geeky.
See also: Gary
Example: Did you see that guy at the party last night--the one with the mullet? What a Howie.
@howsit:= Meaning How is it going. It is a simplified version that is easier to roll off you tounge and yet very self explanitory
Example: You donna, howsit?
Response would be: eh, not bad...
@howyergoin's:= Alcoholic beverages shared amongst friends.
Example: I'm goin' down the pub for some howyergoin's with Chook and Bez.
@howzabout:= A way to start a conversation with a suggestion.
Example: Howzabout we just stay in tonight?
@howzigwan:= How's it going? said lazily or in a rush.
Example: Hey Jim, howsigwan?
@howzitgo?:= To be said when someone has just explained something using excessive hand movements and plenty of descriptive sounds. Almost always results in the person repeating the whole hand-waving, noisy explanation.
Example: A friend has just described how he climbed a creaky ladder and fell off into a muddy puddle using mime actions and sounds as well as a verbal description. Just say a quick Howzitgo? and he'll repeat the whole act.
@Hrbeck:= The act of pulling or pushing a runner's leg off a base and then tagging him in a baseball game.
Named in honor of the player who successfully executed this manuver.
Just ask the Braves.
It happened to them in the World Series once.
Example: Hey, ump! I can't be out.
I was just standing here on first base and he Hrbecked me.
@Hrk-th!:= Used to express affectation for the liberating satisfaction many people associate with spitting.
Example: Hrk-th! (wipes mouth)
@HTMeLted:= when your head is melted after doing too much HTML code.
Example: I never thought i'd get those templates done, me head is HTMeLted.
@huage:= Even bigger than huge, but not mahousive.
Example: That building's bloody huage.
@hubba jubba:= Otherwise known as love handles. It's that fat that males get around the sides of their waists.
The female equivalent would be mumma jubbas.
Example: Eatin' too much junk food lately. Startin' to get hubba jubbas.
@hubba:= An expression indicative of lust.
[Hubba, hubba. What a figure. Two more legs and she'd look like Trigger. (For those old enough to remember Roy Rogers as King of the Cowboys.) Nothing sexy there.]
Example: John is soooo sexy. Hubba.
@huckelbuckel:= A small unexpected gift.
Example: I have a huckelbuckel for you.
@huckled:= To throw at a high speed.
Example: After receiving an F on his test, George huckled his pen at the teacher's head.
@huddlepuff(s):= Can be used as a noun or verb to describe the people/action of multiple smokers gathering at the same location to smoke, usually right outside an entrance way of a building, impeding your attempt to enter or exit. Inclement weather tends to increase their ranks.
Example: I was late getting to class/work/safety from a burning building because I had to navigate around/through all of the huddlepuffs.
@huff:= V. To smoke, as in to smoke a cigaret. N. A smoke.
Example: V. I'm stepping outside to huff a cigaret. N. I'm stepping outside for a huff.
@huganic:= Huge and gigantic--meaning really, really big.
Example: The size of my credit card bill was hugantic.
@huge pipes:= A high-bandwidth internet connection.
Example: Since I got DSL, I have huge pipes.
@hugegantic:= Very, verrrry large. No, even bigger.
Example: Their house was hugegantic!
@hugemungo:= Used when huge and humongous do not do the size of the particular noun justice.
Example: Alison's woman's rear-end is positively hugemungo.
@hugeonic:= Something bigger than huge and smaller than giganic.
Example: Did you see the size of that? It was hugeonic.
@huggle:= Combination of a hug and a cuddle. More intimate than simply a hug, but more physical than a cuddle.
Example: I need a huggle!
@hugglesquash:= A hug and cuddle wrapped in a tight squeeze.
Example: Overjoyed Marcy hugglesquashed her boyfriend in thanks for her gift.
@huglet:= An affectionate action in passing that is not quite a full stop-and-stand hug;
usually something similar like arm around waist, chin on shoulder, etc.
Example: As he passed she gave him a huglet and asked him how he was doing.
@Huh. (blank). What's going o:= An expression of puzzlement adapted from the video game Silent Hill.
Any noun or name can be placed in the blank.
Used when one is confused about a particular item.
Example: 1. A radio has just turned off by itself.
Huh. Radio. What's going on with that radio?2. Your friend Jimmy was supposed to pick you up, but he's nowhere to be found.
Huh. Jimmy. What's going on with that Jimmy?
@Hum-dinger:= Adjective discribing something beautiful like a car or object.
Example: That car is a hum-dinger
@humamajoob:= the container in which fries are served.
Example: I ordered a humamajoob of fries.
@human-baboon:= One who takes on the physical attributes or or behavorial characteristics of a large hairy primate.
Example: A. My God, what's that? B. Oh dont worry. That's my son--he's a bit of a human-baboon.
@humassive:= Cross between humungous and massive.
Example: If you think this fish is big, you should have seen the one that got away. It was humassive.
@humberize:= To take something (an experience or object) with great potential and mess it up beyond belief.
Developed by residence students of Humber College.
Example: A free trip to the centre of the earth. Sweet, just don't let anyone humberize it.
@humbus mcjumbus:= Awesome, cool, phat.
Example: Going to the club tonight would be humbus mcjumbus.
@huminah?:= Used when
1. You have no idea what someone means,
2. Did not hear, or
3. If what was said is totally odd or simply out there.
Example: 1. I wanna go nark a furby. Huminah?
2. I wanna have my eyebrows ripped out by S and M gnomes. Huminah?
@humint:= Pronounced hume-int: Human intelligence.
Espionage conducted by an individual on the ground, observing actions.
Example: Most humint officers are farmed from the military.
The CIA officer killed in Afganistan was a Marine, for instance.
@hummin':= When something's really cool.
Example: That's hummin'!
@Humongerous:= Something that is bigger and more important than humongus.
Example: Her record sales were humongerous.
@hump his/her/its leg:= a term used to express sexual desire towards another person
Example: Oo, I so wanna hump Chris' leg ...
@humphable:= A descriptive word used when doing a disliked task.
Example: Homework is humphable.
@humtrattle:= Nonsense, balderdash, poppycock--or can be used as a random expletive.
Example: That's a bunch of humtrattle. You're full of humtrattle. Or simply, Humtrattle!
@hune:= 1. The possessive form of a third person, singular, gender-neutral pronoun.
Used to indicate possession, agency, or reception of an action by a gender-neutral being or person spoken of.
Can be used to replace his or her.
2) the third person singular pronoun in the nominative case, gender-neutral.
other forms: huneself (reflexive).
Example: 1. Everyone must bring hune hat.
2. The person presented hune proposal.
3) Each person taught huneself to read.
@huney:= A person who is both huge and puny.
Example: Chris, you sure are looking huney today.
@hungy:= One hundred dollars, or one hundred runs in cricket--that is, a century.
Example: A. Win at the races?
R. Nah, blew a hungy.
@hunh:= Yinglish, Yiddish-English, for Excuse me, I don't understand that, could you repeat that please?
Example: Mr. Puppick, not understanding the explanation to the question he had asked, rolled his eyes and exclaimed to his interlocutor, Hunh?!
@hunky dory day:= The day exactly one month after your actual birthday. This is usually celebrated when one's actual birthday has been inadvertently missed, and therefore calls for much more rigourous partying.
Example: We better go get a couple of kegs. It's hunky dory day!
@hurdman:= Something that's there when you want something else.
Example: ARRGH! This is the third time I've called Constantine's house and his annoying brother Phil picked up.
Jerk's a hurdman.
@hurg:= Sound a Dutch male makes when he is embarrassed or distressed, usually by reference to his sex life.
Example: Pixel: We were in a tent. Sarah: Kinky. Pixel: Hurg.
@Hurtin':= To be lame or pathetic.
Example: This club is hurtin'.
@husblink:= A husband who is here now, but don't blink or he will be gone.
Example: Honey does this dress make me look fat? Husblink...? Where'd you go?
@huschla:= It means anything when you can't think of the word to use....
Example: I need to go to the store and get my huschla
@Hussie Mae:= A Girlfriend Greeting.
Example: Hey HussieMae! What's up? Wanna hang out ?
@hussy:= Female human of questionable character. Not necessarily immoral, but bratty and inappropriately provocative
Example: Anna Nicole Smith is the hussy that married for money.
@hutt:= A lazy person; slacker
Example: I can't believe they still haven't finished that! What a bunch of hutts!
@huzzah!:= expression of triumph and contempt, takes place of phrases like How'd you like the taste of THAT?!
Example:
@hyaah:= To signify something is white trash.
Example: That girl's jeans have fringes on the legs. Hyaah!
@hydroflout:= (hi'dro falout) Getting hit in the face by the ice that was stuck to the inside bottom of a drinking glass when you tilt the galss bottom up while drinking.
Example: If you don't shake your glass, you're gonna get hydroflouted.
@hydroplegic:= Noun. A person unable to communicate coherently due to a chronic and habitual
daily use of hydroponically-grown marijuana.
Example: I ran into Steve yesterday and tried to have a conversation, but he's turned into a hydroplegic.
@hygenic trifecta:= When you shower, shave, and brush your teeth all in the same day.
Example: Bert. Since you have a date tonight, are you going to clean up at all? Ernie. Completely.