I think I feel a hygenic trifecta coming on. Bert. No way. Jeez, she must be really important to you.

@hyp-Oz-crite:= Hip-a-scrit. One who dumps on another (usually a celebrity) forever, but when said person (celebrity) becomes more mainstream and popular, the dumper suddenly loves her. Derived from the media's lovey-dovey reaction to former whipping-boy Ozzy Osbourne once his TV show became popular.

Example: I remember when _Newsweek ripped Ozzy to shreds, calling him devil-worshipper. Now they praise the realism of his show. What a bunch of hyp-Oz-scrits.

@Hype:= Something that is Cool.

Example: That Darren Jay tape is Hype!

@hyperautocritical:= adjective to describe someone who is overly critical of him/herself

Example: Michael was so hyperautocritical that he eventually committed suicide.

@hyperblah:= to decribe someone that you never know if they are hyper or blah their mood can change at any moment!

Example: Wow! She is one girl who is hyperblah, you don't know when to talk to her.

@hypercool:= Something or someone exceedingly cool.

Example: Wow, the new starship Enterprise is hypercool!

@hypernataldigitation:= Awarenesss of a tendency to look at a digital clock when it displays your birthday.

Example: She was acutely aware of her hypernataldigitation. She knew that she often looked at digital clocks when they show 6:17--her birthday is June 17.

@hypernavigate:= To excessively direct the driver of a car, usually characteristic of backseat drivers.

Example: If you're driving to your house and it's directly in front of you, saying Go straight is hypernavigation.

(For good examples of hypernavigation, see Crazy Taxi (© Sega 1999, 2000)).

@Hypernormous:= Beyond big.

Example: The rock star was making hypernormous amounts of money.

@hypersookidaemia:= Where a person appears more upset, in order to gain sympathy,

or have a very low tolerance to pain, stress, etc.

Example: She was suffering a severe case of hypersookidaemia. What a wuss!

@hyphen-hater:= someone who does not like using hyphens in words. Such a person would write coordinate instead of co-ordinate. Play on words with the opposite meaning hyphenator.

Example: The hyphen-hater tried to sell us on coop housing.

@hypocrite burger:= A vegetarian burger with bacon and cheese.

Example: I'll have the hypocrite burger with bacon, please.

@Hypogeographemia:= Anemia of the brain, causing an inability to find your way around an area even though you've been there a dozen times.

Example: I don't remember from day to day how to get to a place I've been before. Therefore, I have Hypogeographemia.

@hyponoia:= The pathalogical sense that NOBODY is out to get you.

Example: The other day on Lincoln High Street, I experiences the weirdest sense of hyponoia. It soon passed, of course. Thank God.

@hypostulate:= Between hypothesis and postulate.

Example: Examining the evidence, it is possible to hypostulate a new theory.

@hypotenusing:= Walking for minimum distance and maximum efficiency often entails diverging from the common path:

to cut across, or to take the shortest cut of all short cuts.

Example: Why are you going across the field?

We're hypotenusing.

@I'd like to *verb* his *noun*:= Base form for constructing sexual innuendo. Best effect is achieved by using the most innocent verb-noun combinations.

Example: I'd like to wash his car.

@I'm doin' cartwheels:= used when you are expected to be excited but you could care less

Example: hey john , we're going to grandma's today ! oh , I'm doin cartwheels ! -John

@I'm gone:= A more casual way of saying I'm leaving now.

Example: Guy walking towards door: I'm gone.

@I'm so mad at the secret servi:= An exclamation. Usually said when you're angry or surprised but don't know who to be angry or surprised at. (The Simpsons)

Example: We have a pop quiz today?! I'm so mad at the secret service right now.

@i choose you:= From pokemon, regards a tool one is about to use. The more obvious, the better.

Example: We need to go to the liquor store. '87 Chevy Blazer, I choose you.

@I Denny Kenn:= (Scottish) I don't know.

Example: A: Where did Alowishus go? B: I denny kenn.

@I know you are but what about:= This is used as a comeback to any insult. It is meant to confuse the other person, giving you the last words

Example: Chris: Donnie, you're a pilark.

Donnie: I know you are but what about the table?

@i like your style:= used when someone says something rather obvious and is trying to be ubersmart. similar to oohhhh scholar....

Example:

@I saw ying:= Slang for a saying.

Fig: To see one side of things. A killer.

Example: Don't blame me if you don't understand me!...I saw ying...only.

@I seen somebody get shot.:= A threat that implies the speaker is extraordinarily tough.

Example: Please, you don't know where I'm from. I seen somebody get shot.

@I spilled my coffee!:= This is a playful inside joke.

It is a code for when you find someone so highly attractive that you'd spill your coffee just at the mention of her name. She makes you come undone inside, and most times you blush at the very thought of her.

Example: Datura, Vince! Spill your coffee now.

I spilled that, the entire carafe, and the coffee grounds.

@IBIIK:= I'm buggered if I know!

Example: Where's the TV remote? IBIIK

@IBS:= Internet Bitch Slap (currently in v1.1.): used when someone only reachable electronically needs a bitch slap.

Example: I just had to IBS a client. I didn't know they grew people that stupid here.

@ice-a-lanche:= The annoying clump of crushed ice that accumulates at the bottom of a glass or paper cup which, when tilted and tapped on the bottom, inevitably drops onto your face, down your sweater, into your crotch, etc.--generally refreshing parts that didn't necessarily need to be refreshed.

Example: Ice-a-lanches are frequently known to occur in crowded movie theaters and finer dining establishments.

@ice feathers:= Leftover bits of concentrate from a frozen drink mix, oftentimes confused with pulp.

Example: This orange juice has so many ice feathers, you'd think it was a Margarita.

@Ice Phantom:= When a hockey players looks really great on the ice during a game, but does not appear attractive at all in person.

Example: I was excited to meet #22--until I discovered he was nothing but an Ice Phantom.

@ice puddle:= a patch of ice that is half frozen and yet half a puddle of water

Example: Watch out for that ice puddle! The ice is not completely frozen!

@Ice Wrench:= One who ignores all fire alarms, be they drills or no, sometimes extending into direct denial of danger.

Example: Joey was the biggest ice wrench in school.

Every fire drill him and some of his friends would play poker in the library.

He's in Ward C of the burns unit if you want to go visit him.

@ice:= Expensive jewelry, commonly used to refer to diamonds.

Example: Did you see my girl flaunting the ice I gave her.

@ice:= To kill.

Example: Mookie just iced Clumsy McNothumbs.

@icecube IQ:= An IQ not greater than the temperature of ice cubes (32 degrees F).

Example: Gary Condit must have an icecube IQ. How about the people he represents?

@iced out:= To be wearing diamonds set in platinum.

Example: That pimp is totally iced out.

@icefreezey:= The process of eating ice cream too fast and getting a brain freeze from it.

Example: I got an icefreezy after I ate the ice cream too fast.

@icehouse:= An alternative word for cool or interesting, invented by the people at VH.

Example: I heard this song the other day that I thought you might enjoy. It was icehouse.

@iceman:= Friend who has nerves of steel.

Example: The iceman over here didn't even flinch when I threw it at him.

@icerage:= The anger you feel when your kids put an empty ice cube tray back into the freezer.

Example: I flew into an icerage when I found the empty tray.

@Icium:= A substance or act that is extremely cold. From ice + -ium,

the suffix used frequently when naming new elements.

Example: Ice cream is best served in a manner similar to icium.

@icktified:= Icky, gross, yuck

Example: This milk is old, it's icktified.

@ickyboo:= Square, unpleasant, revolting.