I stared at him incredulously.

That's completely imfeasibubble! I shouted.

@iming:= (v) To be instant messaging.

Example: I was just iming her and she thought we should get together for a movie.

@iminoidal:= Adjective to describe the shape of a slope-sided slab placed on top of a low wall--like a shallow roof.

Example: Jack liked his new iminoidal wall--it stopped the kids from trying to tightrope-walk

across it and falling into his petunias.

@Immelman (to pull a):= A U-turn. Taken from the name of a manuver used by airplanes to accomplish much the same thing;

that is, a swift reversal of direction.

Example: Wrong way. Just pull an Immelman--no one's looking.

@immersive:= Absorbing, enthralling. Despite its common usage, it's not a real word and does not show up in a dictionary.

Example: The game was an immersive experience. I felt like I was really there.

@imnt:= I am not!

Example: Robert: Ashley, you're a dork.

Ashley: No I imn't!

@imoncutcha:= Ah-mon-kuh-cha. Contraction of the phrase I'm going to cut you. A ghetto threat. Rarely used, but hilarious in the right context. Observed in the Second Annual Yadda Yadda Yadda Blah Blah Blah Yackety-Shmackety Variety Show at Del Campo High School, Sacramento, CA.

Example: You don't shut yo mouth, imoncutcha.

@imow:= contraction of I'm going to. southern

Example: Imow have a PBR and watch some Springer.

@Imp of the Perverse:= That which forces you to do that which does not require to be done,

to the defeat of everything else that should be done. Edgar Allan Poe

Example: My Imp of the Perverse kept urging me to search the internet for midget sex,

though I knew I should really be attending my son's birth.

@imp:= (adj) Cool, suave, and sophisticated.

Example: Sean Connery was the best James Bond. He's always imp in the 007 movies.

@Impact Adjustment:= An educated maneuver that repairs (usually temporarily) a piece of hardware

Via a swift smack or calculated drop (see percussive maintenance).

Example: If the VCR starts buzzing, just lift the front edge about an inch and drop it--

that's usually enough of an impact adjustment to make it stop.

@impassenger:= the person sitting in a car that tries to unlock the car door while another tries to open it from the outside. This results in the door remaining locked and entry into the vehicle still denied.

Example:

@Impatience Fee:= Additional cost of a product stemming from the buyer's unwillingness to do the legwork to find a better price.

Example: I paid $85 dollars for those hubcaps, including a $45 impatience fee there, 'cuz I'm sure I could have found them somewhere else for $40.

@impedaphilia:= When a minor is seeing someone over 40.

Example: As I was walking down the street, I saw an act of impedaphilia.

@impedestrian:= A pedestrian who crosses the street very slowly so as to hold up traffic.

Example: I was held up at 3rd and Main by a group of impedestrians.

@impeticos:= (v) To pocket, impocket. OED says: a burlesque word put into the mouth of a fool. Applied as a perversion of impocket, and perhaps intended to suggest petticoat.

Example: Used only once by Shakespeare, in _Twelfth Night_: I did impeticos thy gratility.

@impraze:= An amalgamation of the words impress and amaze.

Example: That pet monkey of yours never fails to impraze.

@imprestidigitation:= The appearance of captured sailors on deck by conjury.

Example: Most of the band of pirates three sheets to the wind and pretty darn useless from a night of drinking rum, Blackbeard ordered imprestidigitation from a somewhat sober magician captured in Barbados.

@imprized:= Surprised and impressed.

Example: Wow, I'm imprized at all the progress you've made!

@in-office holiday:= A period of time in which an individual continues to arrive and leave work at normal hours, however, instead of performing expected duties, one pursues relaxing and otherwise personal interests. In-office holidays are not commonly requested, or even discussed with the management and are frequently kept confidential for obvious reasons (see: management).

Example:

@in burrito:= A twist on in cognito -- being undercover in a low down casual way.

Example: Oh no! There's my evil ex-boyfriend. I better go home, get sunglasses and a wig and stay in burrito for a while.

@in one eye and out the other:= Similar to in one ear and out the other.

Example: I told him in AIM to meet me after work,

but it just went in one eye and out the other.

@Ina:= 'I would like to'

Example: Ina take a walk.

@inattention span:= The measure of how long one can go in an IM without the other person saying anything and without saying anything oneself.

Example: Yo, you haven't said anything for sixteen minutes -- my inattention span just ran out!

@inauguralation:= Misspeak between inauguration and inaugural.

Example: No doubt the President invited everyone from his Arkansas cabinet to his inauguralation.

@inbikinious:= adjective describing an attractive male or female clad in a skimpy bathing suit.

Example: The models in the pin-up calendar were inbikinious.

@inboobtubated:= The state of being inextricably linked to one's television set (boob tube) to the exclusion of all else;

analagous to the emergency-medical necessity of having a plastic tube inserted in one's throat

(being intubated) as the only possible way for the patient to remain breathing.

Example: I was so completely inboobtubated this morning that I didn't hear the antique grand piano

as it fell through the living room floor into the cellar,

totaLling our internationally renowned wine collection.

@incentivize:= To give a reward, to motivate.

Example: I want to incentivize you.

@inchocitation:= Phony feelings of romance by women due to excessive eating of chocolate.

Example: That date was a bit intense after the Godiva ice cream dessert, due to her extreme inchocitation.

@incly:= To do something at once.

Example: Get online incly.

@incognito batman route:= More widely known as the road less travelled and is often used to avoid people, places, or obstructions.

Example: Hey! This isn't the right way to the mall. Where the heck are you going?

There's construction on the highway so we're taking the incognito batman route instead.

@incohesive:= Scattered and not collected, usually referring to a person's thoughts.

Example: My head is buzzing, thoughts whizzing this way and that, colliding and combining, but ultimately remaining fragmentary and incohesive.

@incompetron 2000:= One who does something incompetent.

Meant to imply that the offender is the latest version of a robot that does incompetent things.

Can also be used with later versions--such as incompetron 5000.

Example: Hey, incompetron 2000, you just took a left turn on a red light.

@incomputerado:= This is similar to being incommunicado. The user is not able to communicate through e-mail. This condition often afflicts those whose computers are infected with a virus, or whose internet providers are not functioning properly.

Example: Sorry, Fred, I was unable to reply to your e-mail this weekend because I was incomputerado. OR

Oh, oh! I want to check out this website today but my PC is in the shop. I'm going to be incomputerado until at least tomorrow

@incorrection:= Any attemt (sic) made to correct something that is already correct.

Example: I hate it when he edits my articles, there are always so many incorrections.

@incresting:= Incrementally plus interesting.

Example: As hard as he tries, he is only somewhat incresting.

@incriminelia:= Various pieces of equipment, piping, tubes, straighteners, cleaners, screens, filters and

such that might get one in trouble if found by the wrong people.

Example: Stash that, would you? Can't have Mom finding that incriminelia.

@incumbpetent:= A incompetent imcumbent.

Example: Tom Daschle is incumbpetent.

@indecisijig:= The jig-like dance two people unwittingly perform when approaching eachother on the sidewalk,

each trying to get out of the other's way, but ending up both moving in the same direction,

then back in the other direction.

Example: I was rushing to the photocopier, but got caught up in an indecisijig with someone on the way.

@inderbitude:= Stamina, strength, fitness, confidence.

Example: Watch him run--he's definitely full of inderbitude.

@indestructabubble:= hardy, sturdy, unlikely to be injured or damaged

Example: Mom: wrap up warm our you'll catch cold Son: no need ma! I'm indestructabubble!

@index:= Append index to your adjective as a way of measuring the degree of something.

Example: That car has a high rust index. My little brother has a low coolness index.

@Indianapoleis:= Plural of Indianapolis.

Example: According to indo.com, there are three Indianapoleis in the world.

@indignate:= Similar to indeed but used in a posh accent. Pronounced in-dig-narta.

Example: Have you had enough caviar, Giles?

Indignate, I have, Samuel.

@Induhvidual:= A person lacking intelligence. Coined by Dilbert fans. Can be used to a foolish person's face without risking physical harm.

Example: Me: You're quite an induhvidual, Tim.

Tim: Thank you.

@ineptitutes:= Generally highly trained, highly qualified, got all the tickets punched

idiots that just keep getting in the way. Part of the problem, not the solution.

Example: Most of us know many trained professional ineptitutes.

@inertiative:= self-initiated inactivity

Example: I'm going to take the inertiative and relax this weekend.

@infatuant:= The object or focus of your desire; that which elicits infatuation.

Example: As wine is to you an intoxicant,

you are to me an infatuant.

@infatuationitis:= a disease caused by falling in love, usually followed by extreme smittenenza (follow under 's' for detailed description of the word)

Example:

@inferiorate:= To make someone feel inferior and furious at the same time.

Example: He was inferiorated when his girlfriend dumped him for a new boyfriend who had a Ph.D. and his

own company.

@INFILLION:= A very large uncountable number.

Example: There are infillions of stars in the sky!

@infinigers:= A combination of inifinity and integers. Used when math is just too confusing and your numbers look meaningless and wrong.

Example: That test was horrible. All the answers were infinigers.

@infinitebluff:= a scenario on from a double bluff where you get so confused as to whether you're being contrived or ironic that you lose all semblance and anything is possible ( only it might not be )

Example: are you on the pull ? no. really ? well, yes, but maybe no ahhh, infinite bluff

@inflajeatorant:= A large and insatiable ducklike mammal.

Example: That is a mighty fine inflajeatorant you got there!

@inflamagist:= A person who can do anything.

Example: That's too many jobs you're giving me. What do you think I am, an inflamagist?

@infosmog:= The overload of information (and hype) now available in the web environment which makes it so hard to efficiently find quality information.

Example: How do we find that needle of relevant information in the haystack of infosmog that surrounds us. - see http://www.ontopia.net/topicmaps/what.html

@infotoxin:= Abuse of mass-communication and the concentration of its control,

coupled with the persuasiveness and ubiquity of its technologies, messages,

and implicit value structures; operates in conjunction with unconscious, instinctive processes

within the human mind to generate an overall psychological condition of unreality, denial, and paralysis.

- Jeff Phillips for Abusters magazine

Example: The Intel jingle is an infotoxin because it's always stuck in your head.

@infrivolate:= to cause excitement, to cause to shake

Example: That amusement park ride was cool - it was infrivolating!

@infromative:= Interesting and helpful, despite grammatical errors, irritating style, or typos .

(Esp. on front page of website)

Example: Tht txt msg ws vry infromative

@infuritainment:= (n) Anything that has entertainment value based solely on its most annoying qualities.

Example: I hate that show, but I can't stop watching it. It's infuritainment at its best.

@Ingumozen:= Someone who is extremely drunk.

Example: The bride was ingumozened at the reception.

@inhale:= To eat something with great speed and vigor, and without any conscious awareness.

Example: Whoa! He just inhaled that burrito.

@init:= Isn't it?

Example: It sure is cold out today, init?

@inker:= Someone who still writes letters with a pen.

Example: She was an old-fashioned girl who preferred a homely inker to a dashing e-mailer.

@inkfight:= A war of words fought against someone with media clout. Don’t pick a fight with someone that buys ink by the barrel and paper by the ton.

Example: Don’t get into an inkfight with the Times or any other big paper.

@innerflee:= The act of trying to avoid oneself out of annoyance with one's own character.

Example: Once I realized I was a shmuck, I tried to innerflee; but, somehow, I always managed to find myself.

@Innit:= Shortened form of 'Isn't it'. Invented in London UK

Example: hey that is a wicked movie innit?

@inoculatte:= (n, v) To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Example: I was sure to miss my 9 o'clock morning flight unless I took an inoculatte.

@inquant:= Fatigued to the point of ludicrous hysteria. In other words, it's when you're so tired that you can't stop laughing.

Example: While staying up late one night, Martha was so inquant that even the word tomato made her laugh.

@insanal:= The next step up from anally retentive is insanally retentive, where one sees obsessive-compulsive behaviour sufficient to cause actual brain damage.

Example: Josh's habit of individually vacuum-packing used cigarette butts, and then filing them in a diary of cigarettes smoked, was so insanally retentive it caused a brain embolism in several of his flatmates.

@Insance:= Making sense of insanity.

Example: Ian was insance.

@insaneriffic:= Terrifically insane in an amusing way.

Example: Barbapapas are insaneriffic.

@inscrutablydubitably:= Too hard to understand, but too obvious to question.

Example: (Lots of scientific jargon) blah blah which results in you receiving high-definition television.

Inscrutablydubitably.

@insectable:= Plants that eat insects, such as the Venus Flytrap.

Example: The Venus Flytrap is an insectable plant.

@insectclopedia:= Insect encyclopedia.

Example: I am researching the insectclopedia.

@insegrievious:= Expresses anything and nothing at the same time,

while sounding official enough to dazzle your listeners.

Example: Thank you; that was very insegrievious of you.

You are the most insegrievious SOB I've ever met!

If you'd stop being so insegrievious, I'd be more than willing to listen to you.

@insigrevious:= unbelievable, improbable, astounding, shameless, beligerant, intollerable or otherwise unpleasant or unsavory. Used in place of a long description.

Example: His behavior was completely insigrevious.

@insinuendo:= Combination of insinuate and innuendo. Gentle indicator that a certain level of impropriety is afoot.

A great word for folks who are poor decision makers.

Example: 1. Are you calling me a fat bitch? 2. Why, yes. That was my so subtle insinuendo.

@insinuendo:= Combines the meanings of insinuate and innuendo, to suggest in an indirect manner usually unpleasant, unkind, or generally unfavourable information about a person.

Example: Darla's insinuendo about Bill's leisure activities crept into conversations throughout the company.

@insinuwindows:= This fine word needs a description.

Example: This word needs an example.

@insomnism:= The belief that when world leaders give up sleeping,

the world will become a peaceful place--because people will spend their time talking and solving

problems rather than wasting their time sleeping.

Example: I am a follower of insomnism.

@Inspectigate:= A cross between inspecting and investigating something.

Example: I need to Inspectigate the situation!

@inspiritational:= A figure or idea that inspires people spiritually.

Example: I find Buddha very inspiritational.

@instacold:= A cold or sickness that suddenly affects you. You feel fine one minute and awful the next.

Example: I was just sitting and watching TV, then I got this instacold.

@instafood:= food that can be prepared in 5 minutes or less

Example: I'm out of instafood so I'll have to cook tonight.

@instamatically:= Combines instantly and automatically. Could mean either or both, depending on the situation

Example: When Who Wants To Be A Millionaire comes on, Steve instamatically changes the channel.

@instamediately:= faster than both immediatelty and instantly

Example: I want it done instamediately.

@instupetuous:= Exceedingly grandiose in absurdity; surprisingly overdone; stupendously incredulous.

Example: Your rhymes are instupetuous, George. Your spelling is not.

@instupituous:= Bitchin', really cool, awesome.

Example: I heard this instupituous DJ last night.

@insultant:= A consultant who criticises negatively is an insultant.

Example: He's not a consultant, he is an insultant.

@insurmia:= A state of wonderment so strong it results in sleeplessness.

Example: After my religious experience I was so mentally awakened I had insurmia.

@Insurvocivating:= A description of a person who is out of this world.

Example: My Grandfathers charm was insurvocivatingly beautiful.

@int:= Is not.

Example: It int a frog, it's a toad.

@intaxication:= Euphoria at getting a tax refund--lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. (From the Washington Post Style Invitational, 1999)

Example: I was intaxicated only until I realized how long it had taken to get my refund.

@integrious:= To operate or conduct oneself with integrity.

Example: Jim is very integrious; you can always count on his word.

@intelligentize:= To become smart and intelligent.

Example: Eating lots of peanuts is known to have intelligentizing effects.

@intelphakenlectual:= 1. A a know-it-all who puts on airs of being an intellectual.

2. Doing something intellectual.

Example: 1. Cliff, the postal worker in _Cheers_ was an intelphakenlectual.

2. We went to the ballet; it was an intelphakenlectual date.

@inter-twingled:= The relationship of data in databases as referred to by someone who knows little about them.

Example: I'll get back to you on exactly how those fields are inter-twingled with each other.

@intercapping:= generally a company name that is a compound word, where there is no space between the 2 words and both the first and second words are capitalized. From the book Microserfs by Douglas Coupland.

Example: MicroSoft

@interdigital:= When two people with affection for one another hold hands, interlocking their fingers or digits. the biggest step forward in any relationship.

Example: Tyler: Have you and Jessica accomplished interdigital? Boris: Oh yeah, last night during the movie. It was beautiful.

@interexplijective:= Word or phrase with an expletive injected into the middle of it.

Example: My stupid-ass boss is an example of an interexplijective.

@interfaker:= A person who takes on an identity different from her own, including age and sex, so that she can

pretend to be someone she is not on the Internet

Example: The interfaker showed his age when he commented how rad her wrinkles were.

@Interfenestration:= The physical spacing of windows, particularly in a building or other edifice.

Example: Carlos noted the unique interfenestration in Rebecca's house.

@interfrastically:= To return without delay.

Example: I shall return interfrastically

@interlationship:= A word used to describe someone who has a relationship over the internet.

Example: I see that James is in another interlationship with a girl.

@Internet Exploiter:= Derogatory name for Internet Explorer.

Example: It sucks that you can't uninstall Internet Exploiter--it's part of the operating system.

@internetelligence:= n. A working knowledge of the Internet; web savvy.

Example: Of course I have heard of memepool; don't insult my internetelligence.

@internetese:= meaning a word from the language of the internet

Example: LOL is internetese for laugh out loud

@Internetian:= One whose entire life is consumed or decided by the internet.

Example: He bought those pants online. He got advice on women online.

That poor guy is a pure-blood Internetian.

@internight:= When you've spent so much time on the internet that the night is past and the morning is upon you.

Example: Didn't to work Monday. Sunday was another internight.

@interpolate:= When two machines understand each other. I.e., if you create CAD drawings for a part on a computer, you can send it to a CNC lathe and the CNC lathe interpolates the information given to it by the computer.

Example: The CNC machine interpolates the data sent to it.

@intertwingled:= Intertwined and intermingled.

Example: The conscious and the subconscious are intertwingled.

@interuptimications:= Interruptions.

Example: I mean it! No more interuptimications!

@interweb:= A replacement word for internet, used by people who are either unfamiliar with the internet or (more often) by people who are very familiar.

Example: I'm not sure. Maybe you could go back to your computer and look it up on that interweb thing.

@intrusittude:= The act of strangers intruding and commenting on scandalous behavior, particularly among youths. Intrusive, attitude.

Example: She showed massive intrusittude in asking us to get off the computers, because we didn't belong there.

@Inuition:= A semi-precognitive sense possessed by dwellers of northern frozen climes.

Example: Herdlo's inuition told him there was a school of large fish just beneath the ice ledge on which he sat carving an ice fairy.

@invenereal:= Immaterial; beside the point; irrelevant.

May be used either with deliberate irony or in complete and utter ignorance.

Example: It doesn't matter. This whole discussion is invenereal.

@inversodoxy:= Automatically adopting whatever happens to be the opposite viewpoint to current orthodoxy.

Example: Watching TV always used to give me a powerful surge of inversodoxy.

@investigetting:= When you go to check out the community food in your office, intending to come back with a plateful.

Example: I caught Sheila investigetting in the kitchen; there was still half a birthday cake left.

@invidiate:= A word to describe people who do not watch TV enough to know what's going on with programs

TV watchers like to talk about.

Sort of like illiterate for people who don't read.

Note: this is not an insult, probably a compliment.

Example: I don't know about that program.