- •Interjections from verbs. Used extensively at one time by Amanda Quan of Seattle, wa.
- •It could easily be worse.
- •It was agrobabble to me.
- •Vocabulary will allow her to express.
- •2. More beautiful things could take place in society if antiprostyle would be abandonnated.
- •It is known that expletives and terms of endearment very commonly have four letters,
- •2. Isuggested doing xyz and she got all arsey about it.
- •Invented by Isaac Asimov, but now generally accepted.
- •In response to a question asked, he simply replied with all seriousness, Bread.
- •I woke up this morning with a real atom splitter.
- •2. Oh, my bagels.
- •2. A strip club or a Hooter's restaurant.
- •It was originally derived from people trying to say the word pussy as distorted as humanly possible,
- •2. That night, Garrett went banshing around in the fields behind his house. His car got stuck.
- •2. (N) a non sequitur. (V) To barbecue is to produce a non sequitur orally or in writing.
- •2. Alice: Look! I've got tapeworms!
- •I'm having a Barry
- •It's the name you use when things are getting weird and you need to be someone else.
- •I don't know what I'd have done if I'd seen that psycho again.
- •I don't know what beast of burden has me thinking this way?
- •I was the designated driver when we left the beer garden last night, because I was the only one drinking soda.
- •2. Related to the nationally syndicated radio show Coast to Coast am
- •2. I don't know.
- •I'm mighty bent. Some guy just hit my car door with his. Can you believe that?
- •Ive got big love for him/her
- •2. He was standing right over him and went, bip!
- •Itself when someone scratches its blibula.
- •I was going for a 360, and blough!, right on my head.
- •Is a clear effort of the part of the cia to minimize blowback.
- •It'll probably break down after 10 miles.
- •I realised he was a true bombilogophile.
- •2. Super slam dunk.
- •2. Boosah! (When you've just whipped someone in Mortal Kombat 4, usually in combination with a hand gesture of your choice.)
- •I must seek another boring task just to break the monotony.
- •Immortalized one particularly altered college evening by Mr. Mike Greene.
- •2. Check that roly poly out, he's mega buggin.
- •2. Game played at long meetings likely to be larded with buzzwords.
- •Incredible plan falls apart because you goofed up on something stupid.
- •Voodoo: Bzoing?
- •If you are a true Camperoo, you are at all times itchy to be out of town, tent in tow,
- •I carealess.
- •It also has turned into the kids getting out of school, as catkids
- •If entering one of these areas, say goodbye to your wallet and mobile phone.
- •It gave me the chobeez just thinking about how she would be able to help me further
- •It is a mix between the two holidays, so the everybody is a winner.
- •I use it when I agree or disagree with my friends.
- •It was a case of circumstantial intelligence.
- •2. The vet had to fix the closature of the dog's eye.
- •Individual with access to information) with the intention of recruiting
- •I decided to become a commode commando and used the men’s instead.
- •In it he says Cornbread.... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
- •If it weren't for the corpsetrunk, Sheila would be 100 percent babe.
- •It's crapola coming your way.
- •Is extraordinarily disasterous or dull.
- •I'm gonna need an umbrella for that Crayola storm.
- •If my dad had a 17-year cultural latency, I'd die.
- •I'm not fat, if that's what you mean...You need a running start to hug her.
- •I have to take a shower and defunkify from my day working in the garden.
- •I need it to mail this poster to my friend.
- •In response to a perceived insult or as a childish retort.
- •It's half past nine.
- •I've heard lots of good jam bands, but Phish is truly the diggidy-swizz!
- •I mean, you either love his music or it drives you mad.
- •If you think the police won't catch you then, you're a bloody dilbry.
- •It's got a clear case of disco leg.
- •It was only when the wine exploded an hour later that I remembered.
- •2. A system or theory that advocates the elimination of a private life,
- •It is neither tied to a holiday nor to a milestone of the company.
- •I mean, she was so beautiful, I wanted to double klick her lips--like, right now.
- •2. Men who don’t shake off the last drop well enough.
- •2. She said that she doesn't grind at clubs and you walked away? Ethan, you're so dumb. That, in all likelihood, means that she grinds at her place.
- •2. Can you dut the car? My hands are full.
- •In humans, often marked by an abject lack of bathing habits,
- •2: Eat Cheeks.
- •It means to be human.
- •Instead of a musical reference, you get eeEeeeeeeeeeeeee--done in a wavering, silly, and sarcastic voice.
- •2. To hit or slap with something representing a tail.
- •2. Someone who will do anything to get as much email as possible. Zzqqyt@yahoo.Com
- •Very rare to find, because many die in their youth.
- •2. You better enron that chick's phone number before your girlfriend sees it.
- •It fools the listener into thinking that her last comment was appreciated and approved of before, a
- •I don't know why this word isn't in a normal dictionary, it seems so useful.
- •I can't hang with you anymore. You're so funny I have bruises from my fallalotsy.
- •In which a tiny woman pretended to be a schoolboy. Still widely used in the uk.
- •I was just leaving.
- •I got home from school, and was too faschnickered to do anything
- •It is a derivative of hottie bombalottie and phat.
- •Involves fast extensions of the limbs, often accompanied by punching noises,
- •It comes from a joke How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? How many? Fish.
- •It works like thingamabob or hoogiewhatsis.
- •2. Can also be used to describe the fat on an overweight person.
- •I had to foist that onto my girlfriend.
- •I have such fontrum for her.
- •Its nature and likely origin
- •I have been forcerized into writing this definition.
- •It's the static that makes the noise and holds the items together--especially wool from polyester.
- •In wide use in southeastern Bay Area.
- •2. To screw up in a particularly convoluted or elegant manner.
- •2. Fear of being hit very hard in the arm; frogged.
- •It was later determined that the last lyric was supposed to be fucking up the Man, but it appeared the tape recording machine used that day, or maybe the piece of media, was fucking up the math.
- •I believe this is a very loose translation of the dictionary definitions for foolish talk, humorous old man.
- •If something is bad
- •2. Wave Rally really ganks. The screenshots looked cool, but the game plays horribly.
- •In the feline world, the cats who are generally considered the snobbiest and rudest of all are those who speak chatois.
- •It was generational dissonance that kept him from seeing that it would clearly have the same sad
- •2. He got red with me when I told him to find somebody else to work this weekend.
- •I was entertained by this for quite an inappropriatly long time... Not in front of her, of course...
- •I'll finish the quarterly report after I'm done with this game of Tetris.
- •It is intended as an affectionate term; an undaunted local hero facing an adverse and ignorant situation.
- •2. An unknown booger-ish thing on you.
- •In this context it means really nifty, really cool.
- •2:What the goob? Awww, goob!
- •Impressively, even the tea at Ramon's is greasy.
- •I don't want them all over the car.
- •It refers to the imagined belief that the automobile is powered by small rodents running
- •2. Amusement taken from looking at the naked torso of an aging gent
- •It is used for groups or individuals. Adds pizazz to a conversation, I think.
- •I guess it wasn't meant to be.
- •2. To make a sequel to a successful film while disregarding quality and taste.
- •X: Then Bill told that story about the speeding ticket again. Y: Again? Honk shoe.
- •It can be sad (hoorJ...) or overly exciting (HoOoORj!).
- •I think I feel a hygenic trifecta coming on. Bert. No way. Jeez, she must be really important to you.
- •1960S uk slang, used in interviews by The Small Faces, who later went on to pen Itchycoo Park.
- •It means what it describes: definitely there is some intelligence in a stupid person.
- •I stared at him incredulously.
- •Via a swift smack or calculated drop (see percussive maintenance).
- •I'm too busy to watch tv, so I'm invidiate.
- •Irregardless of your feelings.
- •2. That ischnot the right answer.
- •It is a third person singular gender-neutral pronoun.
- •I really hope George Lucas doesn't jarjar up his next Star Wars movie.
- •2. The thrill a Jew feels upon finding other cool thingss about Jews in the public eye.
- •2: A small machine for mathematical jubberlations--jubberlating machine.
- •Implies the notion that the subject is now ready to to go out,
- •I'm not surprised I broke my arm; I've still got some bad juju from that time I hacked pseudodictionary.Com.
- •I've got horrible junioritis.
- •2. Groceries, in general. As in, I am going to go to the store to buy more junts.
- •It has to be this word
- •2. Look what Joe's wearing. Keppo!
- •2. Replacement term for a curse word where it's not appropriate...Usu. In surprise
- •I can see why and how it changed, but have never been able to confirm it. [Didn't the vaudevillians spell it keester or keister?]
- •It is used in Singapore English and has its roots in Hokkien,
- •It is truly a disservice to the free flow of infotainment.
- •It refers to the sinister type of rubbish which simply builds up without any human intervention.
- •It was a good display of knotsmanship, though.
- •In place of proper 'net English, a terrible need to prove oneself, and many other annoying habits that only script kiddies and l33t h4x0r boys (and girls) have.
- •2. We waited for Maria for an hour--she's such a lagger.
- •2. He'll never make it, he's way too lastel.
- •If he's not left, he's sure wearing his hat. Must have come in from Vinita.
- •It was a real Lennon moment.
- •It just came in about five or ten words early.]
- •It was her favourite job yet, but the company shut down within
- •2. The act of wandering through links.
- •It was another lunchbag letdown.
- •2Pm such a big meal that you aren't hungry again and so skip supper.
- •2. Oh, lurvacious pink glitter lipgloss. Gotta have it.
- •Is anything but a natural in the role.
- •I'm so magrivated!
- •I'll have to beg for her forgiveness.
- •If only he'd worn his socks!
- •I had a date last night, but the guy was so marlon blando, I hope I never see him again
- •2. Well, you know you can just stick that in a McDonald's.
- •I don't want to go through all the work of putting up resumes and finding something real.
- •Very common among college students and bar patrons.
- •In men it usually applies to the head, in women it is also sometimes applied to the chest.
- •In three part harmony--most impressive.
- •2. Sometimes when you're sick, you have to have a mew.
- •Instead, one must turn right, and then do a u-turn through the median to turn left.
- •V. To incorrectly spell a word, often resulting in humor.
- •In anticipation of a parental visit.
- •2. Didja' see the pizza guy? That mongloid could barely fit through the door. (Less of the meathead sense here. The pizza guy's a lot less likely to be acting like a jerk.)
- •I was teasing Phil's cat; which was funny until it went monkey on my face.
- •It's time to moon the dog! Let's go!
- •2. Chris is blatantly multi-ing.
- •I can eat lunch, finish my history paper, surf the net, talk on the phone,
- •2. Of, or pertaining to the physical, emotional and psychological characteristics of Jake from the New Zealand Maori movie, _Once Were Warriors_.
- •I didn't even eat anything with mustard on it today. How'd it get there!?
- •5. The phrase used by a female to thwart a male's advances.
- •I used to see those Naders with the bumper stickers upside down...
- •I got such a bad case of narapoia, that I kept going past my house until it was safe.
- •Is edited in a patch it, (the exploit) is said to be nerfed.
- •It comes from new vidiot as well as from the name of the company nVidia.
- •If you get two strikes and on the third you leave one pin standing you are one shy of a turkey
- •2. My new hairstyle is a joy--it's onphacupable.
- •It's a funny word and good for making excuses.
- •It is a particle beam emitted from the female's forehead with the force of 99 gazillion
- •2. Someone who has become a fan of Ozzy, especially after not being very familiar with him.
- •2) Lara and I painted the town red last night. I've never had so much fun before.
- •2) If the snow is too soft on the snowman, pank it down some more to make it harder.
- •I just looked at the tosser and yelled pants.
- •I'll have to change my password, but won't use it enough to remember it.
- •It is shorter than typing peace easy.
- •2. Some of the beaches in Florida are filled with peach cobblers.
- •2. As people in general.
- •I was going to send you the damn check but...This damn pentropy....
- •It tries to send the last of the water through to brew.
- •2. Adj. Expression of a confused state.
- •2: The cab you get into because you are too drunk to drive.
- •I wish he just dropped dead on the spot! Not only was he rude, but he also smelled awful!
- •Inappropriateness varies proportionately to the lateness of the band.
- •2. Used as a substitute for any kind of good comeback.
- •It is considered a blue-collar way of speaking, and not something you would want to use in a job interview.
- •I don't know. But they still ramble on, then you can say, Get away from me, ya piv! And then walk away.
- •In order to plague and aggravate millions of peaceful Internet users.
- •2. Cathy is acting like she wants to hang out with us tonight--it's a play-on.
- •2. To leave immediately after hearing a pock request, without bearing the speaker any ill will.
- •It's just another politrick to slow down growth.
- •2. A person who wears dentures.
- •In English lot is much.
- •2. Something inadequate or inferior. (Second use coined by the mighty poser Brandon Bingham of Sacramento, ca.)
- •Visions concerning the future.
- •I am goin' to open up a serious can of whup-ass on your head. The Duke: So, block me.
- •In a 1998 keynote address or their paper by the ton.
- •2. Adhd or add is nothing but a bunch of psychobabble.
- •In which actual words are required. Made up spelled backwards is puedam.
- •In front of the students in maths or science lessons without them necessarily realising.
- •Isn't that wall is beutifully rainbowarised?
- •Vice President of Intel's Mobile Products Group.
- •It comes from the basketball player Reggie Miller, who is known for making clutch shots at the end of a game.
- •2. Well-rounded, or well-versed.
- •It's a '32 cabriolet, but with a 1950 ohc v8, and the rear-end is an indi off of a jag.
- •It can, by extension, be applied liberally to other instances of forced nostalgia.
- •I start feeling retrosexual.
- •In all games.
- •2. My first computer was a Commodore 64 that got four rods to the hog's head of memory.
- •2. To be taken advantage of.
- •2. Dizzy person. (Compare to actual English word dotard.)
- •It evolved from a drink labled rum, but tasting much more like vodka.
- •I'll just mulitply it by the Safstrom-Phillips Non-Constant and use whatever I get.
- •It's scanny.
- •2. One who steals runs just so he will have more deliveries (thus, more money at the end of the night).
- •2. What a lie! Nah, only screw-chinged the truth a bit.
- •2) A low life human
- •2.One who is happy to be scruffy in looks or personality. Not taking pride in one's self.
- •2. A term for any body part that would otherwise be unfit for public discussion.
- •2. To use sex in a negative way to harm someone else's relationship.
- •In which you can defeat someone without actually hitting any vulnerable spots.
- •It was giving me cavities.
- •In a state of shock, he screams Shmotent!
- •2. Worthless or nonsensical collection of objects.
- •2. Anything pulled out of a nose
- •It's taking its toll on my mind and body; too much more of this and I'll be skidding out.
- •In the same way that acreage is used to describe the size of an area of land.
- •I feel very slirty today.
- •It can also be used as, You just got slued.
- •2. My mouth always feels a bit smeggy in the morning.
- •I used this word (not so eloquently) to tell my husband how intelligent I was. [Eloquently enough for me.]
- •I feel snarfy today because I woke up late and didn't have time to do my hair or makeup.
- •2. Kate produced a loud snoffle.
- •I'm sure they're talking about me--I think they need to be doused with solvent green.
- •2. Spam written in Spanish.
- •I like to take off most of my clothing and pitch a fit about nothing,
- •2. Descriptive of the motions of a very uncoordinated dancer.
- •2. They were spigotting the ketchup and mayonnaise. (I.E., the bottles were put on the table, not put into proper dishes for serving.
- •If, during sex with her on top, you flick her, she'd spin around like a nut on a bolt.
- •I think it's only fair, after all I did let you go home early last night. Geez, what a spoiler.
- •2. The sudden realization that you're doing something worthy of a Jerry Springer guest.
- •Verb - to offer a solution that only poorly addresses a problem
- •In the erroneous belief that it makes one immune to a parking ticket.
- •2. I know I just slept with that guy's sister, but why is he giving me such steel??
- •I thought it would be fun to make up definitions for these funny words.
- •Is now stuck holding on to them.
- •It was a suckfest.
- •Is going on and on about how much her life...Well...Sucks.
- •2: Supinin tonight? Any plans?
- •2. A person possesing smartness in style.
- •2. Sweet? (Anyone want to smoke a cigarette?)
- •It is possible to use this word in every context possible.
- •Informing them that they will be severely beaten if they occupy your seat upon your return.
- •I know you cain't have no beer on accounta what that judge sed, but can I offer you a t-Nab?
- •2. A person whose expectations are far in excess of the reality of her situation.
- •I got myself into a tastie situation last night when I locked myself in the broom cupboard.
- •In 1989, I became a Techno-Peasant when hired to do data-entry for the Federal Government.
- •2. The manner in which something functions or operates.
- •I only see the Golden Arches.
- •2. Everbody's after Tim like he was the Doyle Owl.
- •I used to have the Ness, but I think I've lost it.
- •2. Trophy girlfriend or boyfriend.
- •2. In intense consentration.
- •Very helpful in locating your car.
- •2. I wanted to argue with him but his logic was way too tight.
- •If permission to reproduce is not granted, the example will be rewritten. Ng's use of gaslight as a verb is the first the editor has seen and he thought it worth recording for posterity.
- •If you eat the all the brownies while I'm out, consider yourself toadmeat.
- •I wished he'd get off his tommy and do some word
- •I wen’ oth with a tongue suppresser las’ night.
- •Verb-cheeseballing
- •I somehow ended up in Times Square ten times this week when I've done my best to avoid it my
- •2. Shut your trap. I don't want to hear another word from you.
- •2. To be trendy.
- •In Australia they even have number plates that start with a t.
- •It is the ideal death.
- •2. Stoners tend to use this comment when reacting to other Stoners' stories, comments, etc.
- •2) Tronning: watching something you secretly like. Or secretly watching something you like.
- •2. To slap someone with a trout.
- •2: True dat.
- •In old western films, a blowing tumblweed was used as a sign of boredom or lack of action.
- •I was repulsed and dumped him that afternoon.
- •It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.
- •2. A state of diminished mental capacity: caffeine-deprived.
- •Invented by my friend paul, who is too unenlightened to post it himself.
- •It was created and used by my friend Patricia 25 years ago in Banff.
- •2. I'm guarenteed to get some tonight, because that girl looks very user friendly.
- •2. A state of total disaster that ends in miserable failure.
- •V. To run from trouble.
- •2. Using gobs of action verbs (reserved usage for snooty writing groups).
- •2. To annoy in extreme fashion.
- •2. The wipeout gave him a severe case of vodrot vision.
- •I walloped about three plates of it, much to the horror and consternation of my friends.
- •2. May also be used to describe how when a girl has to go to the bathroom
- •Implies that their fans all wear those heinous, super short, ragged cut-off jean shorts,
- •I'm doing webfare.
- •2Get the widget in the moto, tank. Wha?...Werno.
- •It is a combination of Westlaw and Lexis, the dominant vendors in the field.
- •I was so bored waiting.
- •Very popular in Holyoke and Massachusetts as a whole.
- •2. It's Monday, I woke up late, haven't had my cappuccino yet--I am feeling wiggy.
- •2. Anything overly cute, sappy, sentimental, etc. Could be considered to be winky.
- •Interested? I'd have to send you a file. They're generally held to be fun.
- •2. Someone that has the drooling potentiality of a block of wood (see also: pocket lint).
- •2. She looks so wooftie I can't believe he likes her.
- •In this case, Sally did indeed get something to eat while at the store, but she also had ulterior motives--perhaps she has a thing for one of the cashiers at the store?
- •Xuxoren.
- •If your mouse pointer is over a mine, the upper-left pixel on your screen will be black.
- •3 Dollars in his pocket, a least one dui or future dui, low self-esteem, and a trailer or apartment he shares with other yardrats.
- •2: Oh, c'mon! Yawn!
- •2. A famous cellist named Yo Yo Ma.
- •Ignore his daughter with impunity.
2. That ischnot the right answer.
@Ish:= Issues.
Example: That guy has major ish!
@ishe tray:= An ice cube tray employed as an ash tray
Example: Please don't spit in the ishe tray. That's disgusting. It is strictly for cigarette ashes.
@ishi:= A nauseatingly ugly garment, usually in some combination of light tan, gold, red, or brown.
Example: I would not leave the house in something that ishi.
@ishkabibal:= freakish term of endearment
Example: hey ishkabibal whats for dinner?
@Ishtar:= Random stuff.
Example: I got all kinds of ishtar in my room.
@issue:= personal problems
Example: He's not coming tonight. He's got issues. Or Try another printer, this one's got issues.
@issuing:= The act of having issues
Example: I can't talk right now - i'm crazy issuing :'(
or
What's up with her?? She's been mad issuing lately
or
Use another printer - this one's issuing
@isth't:= It was thought to be a simple contraction of 'is' and 'that'. But when it began creeping into the language, it was noted that it is invariably preceeded BY 'is'.
Example: The thing is isth't she went to the store and didn't tell me!
@It'll be fun:= As good a reason to do anything.
Example: Come on, light the fuse already. It'll be fun!
@It's all Jesus:= A phrase used to describe when something is all good
Example: Jane and I got in a fight but we made up and now it's all Jesus
@It's not 1983.:= A comment made when something something is not cool, hip, fresh, or in anymore.
Example: Get that coat off. It's not 1983.
@it'sn't:= It is not. It's not. It isn't... Therefore we come up with it'sn't.
Example: Baseball. It'sn't a bad sport. It's a good sport.
@It makes me want to staple bag:= when something really annoys you or something horrible just happened...first used by mo
Example: ARGH! that guy is so annoying! he makes me want to staple bagels to my face!
@Itaglish:= Means Italian-English, a combination of two very different languages typical of the Italian diaspora. Prevalent in the US, Canada, Australia, and--of course--the UK.
Example: Nonna was speaking Itaglish, so they couldn't tell what she meant...
@iterate:= what you do before you reiterate
Example: John iterated the subject..then he reiterated
@its, it's, its':= NOTE. Some of these are words, some aren't. Its is the possessive of the pronoun it. It's is a contraction for it is. And its' is not a word at all.
Example: It's too bad her cat lost its toy.
@itup:= A suffix that converts almost any word into a verb.
Example: We were out golfing itup today at the local green. We went to a kegger and beer'd itup.
@ix:= This word is a solution to that annoying problem that your English teacher stuck you with.
It is a third person singular gender-neutral pronoun.
Contrast with: Each child played with his/her toy.
Example: Each child played with ix toy.
Each person had the chance to air ix complaint.
@izzgasim:= All of a sudden getting happy.
Example: Don't have an izzgasim just because you passed the test. After all, you did get a D.
@J'Cadian:= A person of Jamacian decent born in Canada.
Example: Lisa: Are you Jamacian?
Fitzroy: No, I'm actually J'Cadian.
@J-Lo:= Butt.
Example: I've got a huge J-Lo from eating all of these doughnuts.
@j slash k, Becky:= When jokingly speaking you can use j slash k to tell the person you are kidding.
Example: Your turn to pay. J slash k, Becky.
@J.J. McTitty's:= Referring to how a woman with large breasts got them.
Example: She must have visited J.J. McTitty's. Her hooters are bloody huge!
@j/v:= (adj) One who is not ready for a serious relationship. (Ref: Junior Varsity.)
Example: Nate won't admit that we've ever been on a date. He is so j/v.
@jabartism:= (int) Exclamation of joy, referring to a good thing that has happened.
Example: Jabartism! I just got promoted.
@jabbaent:= (adj) Idle, inactive, lazy, slothful or sluggish. From Jabba the Hutt of the Star Wars movie series.
Example: That jabbaent six-year-old should do some work in the real world.
@jabbaist:= (n) Someone who has become one with the couch. From Jabba the Hutt of the Star Wars movie series.
Example: Get off the couch and stop being such a jabbaist, yelled her mother.
@jabber:= To talk endlessly about nothing.
Example: My mom came over last night and jabbered for about 2 hours!
@jabitzer (tm):= A pool (pocket billiards) term. The foul committed when the cue ball is struck twice. Specifically when that first little touch is followed by a reflexive jab at the cue ball. This is a portmanteau word--that is, a word carrying two meanings. The stroke is a jabitzer; the cueist is also a jabitzer. This invented word won a $25 prize for best new word of the week--partly because its creator wrote I think it's a transitive verb. Didn't look like a verb to me.
Example: That was a jabitzer, DeWayne. Ball in hand.
@jabooblescube:= A type of lolly that is both sugary and jelly-like at the same time.
The word originated as an attempt to describe onomatopoeiacally the taste of them!
Example: On the way to Sydney, can we stop at the corner shop and get some jabooblescubes?
@jacentary:= Just as sedentary comes from the Latin word for to sit, jacentary is comes from the Latin word for to lie down, taking the concept a step further.
Example: She says she lives a sedentary lifestyle? Jacentary, I'd say.
@Jack-o-Lapple:= A fruit carved to look like a Jack-O-Lantern.
Example: Ms. Alavi has a Jack-O-Lapple in her room.
@Jack Palance:= Jack Palance (Verb)- To accidentally inhale sharply through both the nose and mouth at the end of a statement, a la actor Jack Palance. This is due either to an oncoming burp or hiccup,or other change of internal pressure.
Example: So yesterday I fell off of the toilet.(gasp)...Wow, I just Jack Palanced at the end of that sentence
@Jack(ie) Horner:= A busybody, from the nursery rhyme--one who has to have a thumb in every one else's pie;
also one who horns in.
Example: Watch what you say in front of her--she's a compulsive Jackie Horner.
@jack:= jack - money, cash,
Example: To buy that car would take some major jack.
@jackalope:= Someone who is acting without common sense, a dumb person.
(Also Lepus-temperamentalus, the dreaded pygmy-deer killer-rabitt cross. See http://www.sudftw.com/jackcon.htm)
Example: What a jackalope! He's hitting on Matt's girl right in front of Matt. And Matt is huge!
@jackassery:= Acting like a complete jackass.
Example: Derek was displaying some quality jackassery in the bar last night.
@jacked:= Malfunctioning, not operating properly, or just plain screwed up.
Example: Yea, that computer's always crashing; it's totally jacked.
@jacked:= Quite strong, muscular.
Example: Did you see that bouncer, he was jacked.
@jacked:= Wholly unacceptable. Used to describe a practical joke or act of revenge that has gone too far.
Example: You set his mom on fire? That's hecka jacked.
@jackerwhad:= To make askew.
Example: I bumped into a door and my glasses were all jackerwhad on my face.
@jackfucker:= Someone whose action indicate she possesses the heinous attributes of both a jackass and a motherfucker.
Example: You're directly behind a woman in line at a fast food drive-through who is sorting through her purse, letting other people get in front of her, and drastically increasing your wait. She then drives off without ordering. Jackfucker!
@jackleg:= Someone who is a wannabe or who
appears to be a fraudulent in her representation of herself.
Example: Be wary of jackleg preachers trying to take money from unsuspecting Christians.
@jacknine:= Jacknine is a conjunction of the terms jackass and asinine. Meaning that some one or something is both jackass and asinine. Can also be used to descibe a situation.
Example: Chris, you are jacknine! Stop driving like a maniac!
This whole day was jacknine--first my alarm didn't go off, then I was fired, and on top of it all my wife left me.
Screw it, my alarm didn't go off, but my wife did! And just because she caught me in bed with Charlene.
@jackoff, jerkoff:= Someone who does nothing productive. A procrastinator or a 45 year-old living in a parent's basement.
Sometimes hyphenated.
Example: I wish you'd get a job. You're such a jackoff.
@jackol:= n., (jak-ol) a loud kiss. (smack!)
Example: Hello honey. I'm home! can you give me a jackol?
@jackrod:= Someone whose jackassedness is extremely, unforgivably pronounced.
Example: Our Hero: What do you mean I can't enter Canada with my cat today?
Border Guard: To secure the safety of our citizens, live animals must be quarantined for a period before entry.
Our Hero: Stupid Canuck, I'm entering, anyway.
Border Guard: Only to the turnaround up ahead. Go any farther and you'll be arrested, jackrod.
@jackson-five:= A u-turn.
Example: Pull a jackson five up here and then take a left.
@Jackson Pollock:= To vomit profusely--due to the resemblance to the work of abstract artist Jackson Pollock.
Example: I drank a fifth of tequila, and then Jackson Pollock'd all over the rug.
@jackson:= To change in color gradually; to mutate, or to desexualize .
Example: After hiding from the sun and misusing chemicals for years, I had finally jacksoned myself.
@Jacksons:= Twenty dollar bills.
Example: I paid for the clothes with some Jacksons.
@jactaid:= Substance found crusted on one's lips upon awakening after a night of drooling.
Example: He had so much jactaid on his face that morning, it looked as if a slug had slithered out of his mouth.
@jacudi:= Butt.
Example: My jacudi doesn't fit in these pants.
@jadoo:= A figure of speech used when asking someone what they did in any situation.....another words...what did you do?
Example: Hey Al, jadoo last night.
@JAFO:= Just Another Fucking Observer. Paramedic term for all those student ride-alongs who just want to watch.
Example: Tom and Kurt couldn't figure out why the new JAFO kept showing up for *their* shift.
@jagger:= The prickly thorns on certain types of shrubbery
Example: How many times have I told you to stay out of the jagger bushes because they tear your clothes.
@Jagger:= To throw a wild, flamboyant, violent-looking tantrum. Possibly while dancing.
Refers to the dances steps (ex. The Rooster) that Mick Jagger from The Rolling Stones used to do.
Example: Paul: Hey look at Albert over there on the dance floor.
Rich: Yeah, he is freakin' out Jagger-style.
@jairce:= The smell of rain on the wind
Example: You are to me jairce and the wind rising.
@jake brake:= emergency break on a car
Example: You gonna pull the jake brake to stop us?
@jake:= Completely and utterly boring or lame.
Example: This movie's jake. Let's get out of here.
@Jake:= To be used when you see a completely gorgeous guy. Comes from Molly Rigwald's be-all-end-all crush in _Sixteen Candles_.
Example: He's the dreamiest thing I've ever seen. He's a Jake if ever there was one.
@Jaked:= to be ripped off by someone without paybacks
Example: That ho must have jaked my wallet while I was asleep!
@jakes:= Police.
Example: Watch out for the jakes.
@jakey:= To fix something in a lazy or sloppy manner, rigging something
Example: Using duct tape combined with coat hangers to fix anything is extremely jakey
@Jalexy:= In reference to a vast ammount of space.
Example: Texas is one big jalexy.
@jam (1):= To cancel pre-arranged plans close to or at the very moment the event is to occur. Other known usages of the verb include (2. jam, v) to attempt to play instruments in a band-like fashion when few if none of the performers actually possess any musical ability whatsoever. This practice is indigenous to the parental garage. Continuous Jamming (1. 2.) activity may result in loss of friends and loss of hearing.
Example:
@jam (the):= can be used to ways, as an adjective and a verb.
Example: this song is my jam this song jams
@jam ass:= To move with considerable speed. (From my stepbrother Garrett, who most likely does come from Salinas, CA. So does the word.)
Example: A. You should have seen us. We were jamming ass the whole way here.
B. If you visit Paramount's Great America in Santa Clara, be sure to ask all the ride operators, Does this ride jam ass?
Especially the ones on foreign exchange from other countries.
@jam:= To depart or leave.
Example: Its getting late, I gotta jam soon.
@jamass:= Someone who isn't up to partying
Example: A. Let's go to the bar tonight. B.Naw. A. Jeez, you're a jamass tonight.
@jamdealie:= Another word to use as substitution for something for which you can not remember the name.
Usually used after other generic words have already been used.
Example: So once you have the thingie talking to the doohickie,
you need to get them talking to the jamdealie over here.
@james blonde:= someone acting stupid
Example: He paid $500 for a PDA without e-mail! What a James Blonde move!
@James:= A person who continually lies even if she knows the person she is lying to knows she is lying.
Example: You James!
@jamjams:= Pajamas.
Example: Come here Bart and put on your jamjams.
@jamm-sandwich:= Two pieces of bread jammed together after you discovered you were out of lunchmeat.
Example: My two course meal was a jamm-sandwich.
@jamoke:= Another word meaning idiot.
Example: Look at that jamoke--he tripped over his own feet.
@jamp:= past tense of the word jump
Example: Last week me and the boys jamp gopher mounds out beyond the cornfeilds.
@jampacted:= (adj) Combines the senses of jammed and compacted.
Example: We finally had to leave because it was gettin' jampacted.
@jander:= A word used to refer to marijuana.
Example: Let go smoke some jander.
@jandle:= To leave or finish with something, especially when your interest in the thing or peson has dwindled.
Example: This party is getting boring, let's give it the jandle.
That egg is rotten, you had bettter give it the jandle.
@janglefish, jinglefish:= To surf the Internet for online music.
Example: Do you janglefish?
Get hooked up with janglefish.
@JANK.:= EXTREMELY ANNOYING SLANG, COMMONLY USED IN TUSCALOOSA, ALABAMA. I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE SAY THIS OUTSIDE TUSCALOOSA. TO JANK MEANS TO ANNOY,TAUNT,IRK,ECT.
Example: WHO YOU JANKIN'?
@jank:= Unlikely occurrence derived form incredible amounts of luck.
Example: Hitting on a 19 to make 21 was pure jank.
@jankie:= Something that is either put together very poorly and could fall apart at any time. Something that is a pile of junk
Example: 1. Steve's car is jankie.
2. That house we went into is so jankie I could have cut my leg off just getting in the door.
3. That is one big jankie job you did on that bike you put together
@jankout:= To actively create trouble, turmoil, thoughtfulness, or depression.
Example: The melancholy episode of _Dawson's Creek_ gave me a jankout.
@janky:= Intensely repellent or unpleasant (esp. a person); disgusting in the extreme.
Example: That girl you hooked up with last night was janky.
@Janky:= unsuitable, inadequate, not matching up to set standards, cheap
Example: The girl was wearing a janky outfit from Wet Seal.
@janta:= People in general, acquaintances
Example: I was at the party around 9ish, but janta came around 11.
@japaneseum:= Anything small, electronic, and Japanese. (Not to be confused with the element japanesium.)
Example: Sony makes great japaneseum.
@Japes:= similar to joke
Example: just japesing or you're having a japes
@Jar:= (Jar) v. To silence someone so completely they cannot come up with a retort.
Example: Hah! I jarred you.
@Jarch:= Adjective describing something that is a bluish-green color.
Example: On rainy days, the tree has a jarchish color to it.
@jargodleygook:= Any number of words of phrases used by internet scam artists (such as hucksters bilking venture capitalists) to make the online product or service they are selling or promoting sound more technically important and necessary than it really is or ever could be.
Example: So this product has an on-time demand for real user interface capabilities enmeshed with superior networking spaciality.
Just spare me all that jargodleygook, son, and tell me when this is going to start making money.
@Jargon Shock:= If someone wants you to anwser a technical question, and you don't really want to anwser, you spew technical jargon
at her until she gives up and goes away.
Example: Dumb person: How do we install an operating system?
Tech guy: To accomplish that we'd have to take down the server, flash the CMOS, pull the Level 2 Cache,
Zap the P-RAM, and defrag all the hard drives on IDE busses one and two.
Dumb guy: Ahh! Jargon shock! Run away. Run away.
@jargon:= Word or sentence that doesn't make sense.
Example: Shut it! You are talking jargon!
@jarhead:= *Jock or male athlete, usually in high school and on the football team. Tend to get drunk and the only thing they can talk about IS football.
Example: Did you see that fight in the caf? Jon and Mike are such jarheads.
@jarjarred:= To take something perfectly acceptable as is, and add to it something unnecessary and annoying.
(adjective) Jarjarred: Having annoying, superfluous features.
Example: Microsoft Word 2000 is so jarjarred up I can't write a simple memo anymore.