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@Ish:= Issues.

Example: That guy has major ish!

@ishe tray:= An ice cube tray employed as an ash tray

Example: Please don't spit in the ishe tray. That's disgusting. It is strictly for cigarette ashes.

@ishi:= A nauseatingly ugly garment, usually in some combination of light tan, gold, red, or brown.

Example: I would not leave the house in something that ishi.

@ishkabibal:= freakish term of endearment

Example: hey ishkabibal whats for dinner?

@Ishtar:= Random stuff.

Example: I got all kinds of ishtar in my room.

@issue:= personal problems

Example: He's not coming tonight. He's got issues. Or Try another printer, this one's got issues.

@issuing:= The act of having issues

Example: I can't talk right now - i'm crazy issuing :'(

or

What's up with her?? She's been mad issuing lately

or

Use another printer - this one's issuing

@isth't:= It was thought to be a simple contraction of 'is' and 'that'. But when it began creeping into the language, it was noted that it is invariably preceeded BY 'is'.

Example: The thing is isth't she went to the store and didn't tell me!

@It'll be fun:= As good a reason to do anything.

Example: Come on, light the fuse already. It'll be fun!

@It's all Jesus:= A phrase used to describe when something is all good

Example: Jane and I got in a fight but we made up and now it's all Jesus

@It's not 1983.:= A comment made when something something is not cool, hip, fresh, or in anymore.

Example: Get that coat off. It's not 1983.

@it'sn't:= It is not. It's not. It isn't... Therefore we come up with it'sn't.

Example: Baseball. It'sn't a bad sport. It's a good sport.

@It makes me want to staple bag:= when something really annoys you or something horrible just happened...first used by mo

Example: ARGH! that guy is so annoying! he makes me want to staple bagels to my face!

@Itaglish:= Means Italian-English, a combination of two very different languages typical of the Italian diaspora. Prevalent in the US, Canada, Australia, and--of course--the UK.

Example: Nonna was speaking Itaglish, so they couldn't tell what she meant...

@iterate:= what you do before you reiterate

Example: John iterated the subject..then he reiterated

@its, it's, its':= NOTE. Some of these are words, some aren't. Its is the possessive of the pronoun it. It's is a contraction for it is. And its' is not a word at all.

Example: It's too bad her cat lost its toy.

@itup:= A suffix that converts almost any word into a verb.

Example: We were out golfing itup today at the local green. We went to a kegger and beer'd itup.

@ix:= This word is a solution to that annoying problem that your English teacher stuck you with.

It is a third person singular gender-neutral pronoun.

Contrast with: Each child played with his/her toy.

Example: Each child played with ix toy.

Each person had the chance to air ix complaint.

@izzgasim:= All of a sudden getting happy.

Example: Don't have an izzgasim just because you passed the test. After all, you did get a D.

@J'Cadian:= A person of Jamacian decent born in Canada.

Example: Lisa: Are you Jamacian?

Fitzroy: No, I'm actually J'Cadian.

@J-Lo:= Butt.

Example: I've got a huge J-Lo from eating all of these doughnuts.

@j slash k, Becky:= When jokingly speaking you can use j slash k to tell the person you are kidding.

Example: Your turn to pay. J slash k, Becky.

@J.J. McTitty's:= Referring to how a woman with large breasts got them.

Example: She must have visited J.J. McTitty's. Her hooters are bloody huge!

@j/v:= (adj) One who is not ready for a serious relationship. (Ref: Junior Varsity.)

Example: Nate won't admit that we've ever been on a date. He is so j/v.

@jabartism:= (int) Exclamation of joy, referring to a good thing that has happened.

Example: Jabartism! I just got promoted.

@jabbaent:= (adj) Idle, inactive, lazy, slothful or sluggish. From Jabba the Hutt of the Star Wars movie series.

Example: That jabbaent six-year-old should do some work in the real world.

@jabbaist:= (n) Someone who has become one with the couch. From Jabba the Hutt of the Star Wars movie series.

Example: Get off the couch and stop being such a jabbaist, yelled her mother.

@jabber:= To talk endlessly about nothing.

Example: My mom came over last night and jabbered for about 2 hours!

@jabitzer (tm):= A pool (pocket billiards) term. The foul committed when the cue ball is struck twice. Specifically when that first little touch is followed by a reflexive jab at the cue ball. This is a portmanteau word--that is, a word carrying two meanings. The stroke is a jabitzer; the cueist is also a jabitzer. This invented word won a $25 prize for best new word of the week--partly because its creator wrote I think it's a transitive verb. Didn't look like a verb to me.

Example: That was a jabitzer, DeWayne. Ball in hand.

@jabooblescube:= A type of lolly that is both sugary and jelly-like at the same time.

The word originated as an attempt to describe onomatopoeiacally the taste of them!

Example: On the way to Sydney, can we stop at the corner shop and get some jabooblescubes?

@jacentary:= Just as sedentary comes from the Latin word for to sit, jacentary is comes from the Latin word for to lie down, taking the concept a step further.

Example: She says she lives a sedentary lifestyle? Jacentary, I'd say.

@Jack-o-Lapple:= A fruit carved to look like a Jack-O-Lantern.

Example: Ms. Alavi has a Jack-O-Lapple in her room.

@Jack Palance:= Jack Palance (Verb)- To accidentally inhale sharply through both the nose and mouth at the end of a statement, a la actor Jack Palance. This is due either to an oncoming burp or hiccup,or other change of internal pressure.

Example: So yesterday I fell off of the toilet.(gasp)...Wow, I just Jack Palanced at the end of that sentence

@Jack(ie) Horner:= A busybody, from the nursery rhyme--one who has to have a thumb in every one else's pie;

also one who horns in.

Example: Watch what you say in front of her--she's a compulsive Jackie Horner.

@jack:= jack - money, cash,

Example: To buy that car would take some major jack.

@jackalope:= Someone who is acting without common sense, a dumb person.

(Also Lepus-temperamentalus, the dreaded pygmy-deer killer-rabitt cross. See http://www.sudftw.com/jackcon.htm)

Example: What a jackalope! He's hitting on Matt's girl right in front of Matt. And Matt is huge!

@jackassery:= Acting like a complete jackass.

Example: Derek was displaying some quality jackassery in the bar last night.

@jacked:= Malfunctioning, not operating properly, or just plain screwed up.

Example: Yea, that computer's always crashing; it's totally jacked.

@jacked:= Quite strong, muscular.

Example: Did you see that bouncer, he was jacked.

@jacked:= Wholly unacceptable. Used to describe a practical joke or act of revenge that has gone too far.

Example: You set his mom on fire? That's hecka jacked.

@jackerwhad:= To make askew.

Example: I bumped into a door and my glasses were all jackerwhad on my face.

@jackfucker:= Someone whose action indicate she possesses the heinous attributes of both a jackass and a motherfucker.

Example: You're directly behind a woman in line at a fast food drive-through who is sorting through her purse, letting other people get in front of her, and drastically increasing your wait. She then drives off without ordering. Jackfucker!

@jackleg:= Someone who is a wannabe or who

appears to be a fraudulent in her representation of herself.

Example: Be wary of jackleg preachers trying to take money from unsuspecting Christians.

@jacknine:= Jacknine is a conjunction of the terms jackass and asinine. Meaning that some one or something is both jackass and asinine. Can also be used to descibe a situation.

Example: Chris, you are jacknine! Stop driving like a maniac!

This whole day was jacknine--first my alarm didn't go off, then I was fired, and on top of it all my wife left me.

Screw it, my alarm didn't go off, but my wife did! And just because she caught me in bed with Charlene.

@jackoff, jerkoff:= Someone who does nothing productive. A procrastinator or a 45 year-old living in a parent's basement.

Sometimes hyphenated.

Example: I wish you'd get a job. You're such a jackoff.

@jackol:= n., (jak-ol) a loud kiss. (smack!)

Example: Hello honey. I'm home! can you give me a jackol?

@jackrod:= Someone whose jackassedness is extremely, unforgivably pronounced.

Example: Our Hero: What do you mean I can't enter Canada with my cat today?

Border Guard: To secure the safety of our citizens, live animals must be quarantined for a period before entry.

Our Hero: Stupid Canuck, I'm entering, anyway.

Border Guard: Only to the turnaround up ahead. Go any farther and you'll be arrested, jackrod.

@jackson-five:= A u-turn.

Example: Pull a jackson five up here and then take a left.

@Jackson Pollock:= To vomit profusely--due to the resemblance to the work of abstract artist Jackson Pollock.

Example: I drank a fifth of tequila, and then Jackson Pollock'd all over the rug.

@jackson:= To change in color gradually; to mutate, or to desexualize .

Example: After hiding from the sun and misusing chemicals for years, I had finally jacksoned myself.

@Jacksons:= Twenty dollar bills.

Example: I paid for the clothes with some Jacksons.

@jactaid:= Substance found crusted on one's lips upon awakening after a night of drooling.

Example: He had so much jactaid on his face that morning, it looked as if a slug had slithered out of his mouth.

@jacudi:= Butt.

Example: My jacudi doesn't fit in these pants.

@jadoo:= A figure of speech used when asking someone what they did in any situation.....another words...what did you do?

Example: Hey Al, jadoo last night.

@JAFO:= Just Another Fucking Observer. Paramedic term for all those student ride-alongs who just want to watch.

Example: Tom and Kurt couldn't figure out why the new JAFO kept showing up for *their* shift.

@jagger:= The prickly thorns on certain types of shrubbery

Example: How many times have I told you to stay out of the jagger bushes because they tear your clothes.

@Jagger:= To throw a wild, flamboyant, violent-looking tantrum. Possibly while dancing.

Refers to the dances steps (ex. The Rooster) that Mick Jagger from The Rolling Stones used to do.

Example: Paul: Hey look at Albert over there on the dance floor.

Rich: Yeah, he is freakin' out Jagger-style.

@jairce:= The smell of rain on the wind

Example: You are to me jairce and the wind rising.

@jake brake:= emergency break on a car

Example: You gonna pull the jake brake to stop us?

@jake:= Completely and utterly boring or lame.

Example: This movie's jake. Let's get out of here.

@Jake:= To be used when you see a completely gorgeous guy. Comes from Molly Rigwald's be-all-end-all crush in _Sixteen Candles_.

Example: He's the dreamiest thing I've ever seen. He's a Jake if ever there was one.

@Jaked:= to be ripped off by someone without paybacks

Example: That ho must have jaked my wallet while I was asleep!

@jakes:= Police.

Example: Watch out for the jakes.

@jakey:= To fix something in a lazy or sloppy manner, rigging something

Example: Using duct tape combined with coat hangers to fix anything is extremely jakey

@Jalexy:= In reference to a vast ammount of space.

Example: Texas is one big jalexy.

@jam (1):= To cancel pre-arranged plans close to or at the very moment the event is to occur. Other known usages of the verb include (2. jam, v) to attempt to play instruments in a band-like fashion when few if none of the performers actually possess any musical ability whatsoever. This practice is indigenous to the parental garage. Continuous Jamming (1. 2.) activity may result in loss of friends and loss of hearing.

Example:

@jam (the):= can be used to ways, as an adjective and a verb.

Example: this song is my jam this song jams

@jam ass:= To move with considerable speed. (From my stepbrother Garrett, who most likely does come from Salinas, CA. So does the word.)

Example: A. You should have seen us. We were jamming ass the whole way here.

B. If you visit Paramount's Great America in Santa Clara, be sure to ask all the ride operators, Does this ride jam ass?

Especially the ones on foreign exchange from other countries.

@jam:= To depart or leave.

Example: Its getting late, I gotta jam soon.

@jamass:= Someone who isn't up to partying

Example: A. Let's go to the bar tonight. B.Naw. A. Jeez, you're a jamass tonight.

@jamdealie:= Another word to use as substitution for something for which you can not remember the name.

Usually used after other generic words have already been used.

Example: So once you have the thingie talking to the doohickie,

you need to get them talking to the jamdealie over here.

@james blonde:= someone acting stupid

Example: He paid $500 for a PDA without e-mail! What a James Blonde move!

@James:= A person who continually lies even if she knows the person she is lying to knows she is lying.

Example: You James!

@jamjams:= Pajamas.

Example: Come here Bart and put on your jamjams.

@jamm-sandwich:= Two pieces of bread jammed together after you discovered you were out of lunchmeat.

Example: My two course meal was a jamm-sandwich.

@jamoke:= Another word meaning idiot.

Example: Look at that jamoke--he tripped over his own feet.

@jamp:= past tense of the word jump

Example: Last week me and the boys jamp gopher mounds out beyond the cornfeilds.

@jampacted:= (adj) Combines the senses of jammed and compacted.

Example: We finally had to leave because it was gettin' jampacted.

@jander:= A word used to refer to marijuana.

Example: Let go smoke some jander.

@jandle:= To leave or finish with something, especially when your interest in the thing or peson has dwindled.

Example: This party is getting boring, let's give it the jandle.

That egg is rotten, you had bettter give it the jandle.

@janglefish, jinglefish:= To surf the Internet for online music.

Example: Do you janglefish?

Get hooked up with janglefish.

@JANK.:= EXTREMELY ANNOYING SLANG, COMMONLY USED IN TUSCALOOSA, ALABAMA. I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE SAY THIS OUTSIDE TUSCALOOSA. TO JANK MEANS TO ANNOY,TAUNT,IRK,ECT.

Example: WHO YOU JANKIN'?

@jank:= Unlikely occurrence derived form incredible amounts of luck.

Example: Hitting on a 19 to make 21 was pure jank.

@jankie:= Something that is either put together very poorly and could fall apart at any time. Something that is a pile of junk

Example: 1. Steve's car is jankie.

2. That house we went into is so jankie I could have cut my leg off just getting in the door.

3. That is one big jankie job you did on that bike you put together

@jankout:= To actively create trouble, turmoil, thoughtfulness, or depression.

Example: The melancholy episode of _Dawson's Creek_ gave me a jankout.

@janky:= Intensely repellent or unpleasant (esp. a person); disgusting in the extreme.

Example: That girl you hooked up with last night was janky.

@Janky:= unsuitable, inadequate, not matching up to set standards, cheap

Example: The girl was wearing a janky outfit from Wet Seal.

@janta:= People in general, acquaintances

Example: I was at the party around 9ish, but janta came around 11.

@japaneseum:= Anything small, electronic, and Japanese. (Not to be confused with the element japanesium.)

Example: Sony makes great japaneseum.

@Japes:= similar to joke

Example: just japesing or you're having a japes

@Jar:= (Jar) v. To silence someone so completely they cannot come up with a retort.

Example: Hah! I jarred you.

@Jarch:= Adjective describing something that is a bluish-green color.

Example: On rainy days, the tree has a jarchish color to it.

@jargodleygook:= Any number of words of phrases used by internet scam artists (such as hucksters bilking venture capitalists) to make the online product or service they are selling or promoting sound more technically important and necessary than it really is or ever could be.

Example: So this product has an on-time demand for real user interface capabilities enmeshed with superior networking spaciality.

Just spare me all that jargodleygook, son, and tell me when this is going to start making money.

@Jargon Shock:= If someone wants you to anwser a technical question, and you don't really want to anwser, you spew technical jargon

at her until she gives up and goes away.

Example: Dumb person: How do we install an operating system?

Tech guy: To accomplish that we'd have to take down the server, flash the CMOS, pull the Level 2 Cache,

Zap the P-RAM, and defrag all the hard drives on IDE busses one and two.

Dumb guy: Ahh! Jargon shock! Run away. Run away.

@jargon:= Word or sentence that doesn't make sense.

Example: Shut it! You are talking jargon!

@jarhead:= *Jock or male athlete, usually in high school and on the football team. Tend to get drunk and the only thing they can talk about IS football.

Example: Did you see that fight in the caf? Jon and Mike are such jarheads.

@jarjarred:= To take something perfectly acceptable as is, and add to it something unnecessary and annoying.

(adjective) Jarjarred: Having annoying, superfluous features.

Example: Microsoft Word 2000 is so jarjarred up I can't write a simple memo anymore.

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