2. The thrill a Jew feels upon finding other cool thingss about Jews in the public eye.

Example: I experienced jewbilation when I discovered Billy Joel was Jewish.

@Jewbu:= A Jewish Buddhist

Example: Did you see the Jewbu in the shrine room today? (I'm Jewish and got my MA in Buddhist Studies, so I heard the term alot) by the way, it's not derogatory.

@jewfro:= An afro on a jewish person. very popular with jewish ultimate frisbee players.

Example: Half of their team was sporting a jewfro.

@jewish holiday:= Days off (usually from school) when there is no real reason we know of to have a free day.

Example: Tomorrow we don't have classes. I'm not sure why. Probably some Jewish holiday.

@Jezzarizer:= A procrastinator that likes to manipulate friends into the evil world of lies. Don't be fooled by their use of big words, they do this to hypnotise you into believing they know so much, when really they know so little.

Example:

@JF Hair, Head:= Just fucked hair. The front is perfect but the back is a rat's nest.

Example: Q. Aren't you going to comb your hair? It's looks like JF Hair?

A. Why bother? Who looks at the back of my head?

@jibba-jabba:= Excessive conversation.

Example: That fool has got to stop that jibba-jabba!

@Jibba Jabba:= Some talk so damn much you just want slap them. This was mainly used by Mr.T.

Example: She needs to shut up talking all that Jibba Jabba.

@jibba:= Awesome; sweet; excellent.

Example: Those M&M's were jibba.

@jick:= refers to any substance that is worthless, such as rotten food

Example: Get that filthy jick out of this house right now!

@jig:= To cooperate. | To function properly, as in a piece of equipment or a computer.

Example: My computer wouldn't jig and save my manuscript, so I've got to type it all over again.

@Jigger:= From the latin Do-Jigger Inserted when you can't remember a word.

Example: Hand me that Jigger.

@Jiggerypokery:= Jiggerypokery is when you are trying to insert something into

a hole or something and you have to kind of tweak it to get it to fit.

It never works the same way twice.

Example: Just put pin A in that hole. Hmm...it doesn't fit right. Oh well, a little jiggerypokery and it will go

in just fine.

@Jiggusiming:= to eat or drink quickly

Example: Whoa, shes jiggusiming that foot long.

@jimjam:= a person who is self loving and unaware of the finer things in life

Example: jimjam is empty

@jimmy-arm:= To thrash violently in your sleep. Usually involves whacking your significant other with an elbow.

Example: That chick jimmy-armed me all night.

@jimmy-hoffa-conversion:= When something is handed off or given and magically vanishes without a trace.

Named after Jimmy Raxasena & Jared Hoffa in a track relay.

Also refers to Jimmy Hoffa. (Penn. fame)

Example: They pulled a jimmy-hoffa, muttered Assistant Coach Brisco.

@Jing:= Money. So named for the sound change makes in your pocket. If you are out of jing, you are quiet

Example: Let's hit the ATM so I can grab some jing

@Jing:= Used in place of the word hippie.

Example: Who's the jing down the block?

@Jinglish:= A person born in England of Jamaican decent.

Example: Thorald: Are you Jamaican?

Peta-Gae: No, I'm actually Jinglish.

@jingophobia:= A morbid fear of ostentatious displays of patriotism.

Example: He had a jingophobic reaction to the President's speech.

@Jings!:= Scottish expression of surprise.

Example: Jings! It's you again!

@jings:= An exclamation of surprise. Originates from Oor Wullie as chronicled in the Sunday Post (Uk)

Example: Jings, would you look at the size of that.

@Jinky:= Expression of suprise--like wow, geez, dang.

Example: Big Scary Monster: Boo!

You: Jinky!

@jipes:= Combination of old classics jeepers! and yikes! updated for today's modern world.

Best used followed by an exclamation mark and accompanied with a gasp.

Example: A: The Taliban have declared war on Australia! B: Jipes!

@jipp:= a term for sayin you got ripped off or a bad deal

Example: Man that cabbie jipped me for 5 bucks

@jiraw:= Sounds like Ira. Being so extremely tired that your jaw tires

of holding the weight of your mouth up.

Usually indicated by a slack-jawed look and a tounge sticking out.

Example: I hadn't slept in 3 days. I was jiraw.

@jirkus:= A situation which can be compared to a circus full of performing jerks.

Example: Jane: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.

Algernon: I don't want to go to Jerry's. It's a jirkus.

@jitty:= A pathway that goes between two houses and joins two roads. Would tend to be used as a

shortcut between the two roads. Similar to an alley, but predominantly residential.

Example: Take the jitty--it's quicker than going round on the roads.

@jive turkey:= One who sees herself as much cooler than she actually is.

Often used as an insult. Or just calling someone crazy.

Example: Did you see what he was wearing. He's a jive turkey.

Hey, jive turkey, nice move.

@Jiz-tasta-mablasta-ma-rang:= Means that nothing on this earth could possibly compare to this item, or sensation, or person...etc.

Example: WHOA! that was jiz-tasta-mablasta-ma-rang! Do it again!

@jizmoglobin:= An unidentified liquid substance that appears to have organic as

well as possible alien or arcane properties.

Example: What's that crazy blue glowing slime stuff on your hand? Ewww, jizmoglobin.

@jizz:= Word that can be used to describe any emotion.

Example: I'm feeling quited jizzed at the moment.

@jobacle:= An unfortunate situation.

Example: He tripped and fell down the stairs--it was quite a jobacle.

@jobber:= Someone who has a low level of skill in a given area.

Example: That jobber just dropped a perfect pass.

@jobbernowl:= A stupid fellow. A blockhead. Not a neologism, but a good word nonetheless. The website given sends out a newsletter; this cool word was in a recent one.

Example: Only a jobbernowl would quote from the World Wide Words newsletter without reproducing the copyright notice...and the paragraph granting permission to reproduce...and also getting prior permission for quoting online on a web page. Wonder if anyone's ever screwed up on that one?

@jobbie:= Used for something you can't remember a name for. Can mean anything you want it to.

Example: Can you place that jobbie right over there?

@jock blocking:= When somebody is completly acting like someone else's shadow and not leaving that person alone.

Example: I was trying to talk to Daenelle yesterday, but Janysha was jock blocking her.

@jocker:= A really bad situation.

Example: I'm in a bit of a jocker here. I'm a week late on the rent and payday's not till Friday.

@jockfrost:= Condition brought about from driving with a cold drink between your legs. Results in one very chilly nether area.

Example: This Mt. Dew gave me a bad case of jockfrost on the way over here.

@jockney:= A scotsman who has lived in London for a long time

Example: Billy came to London from Glasgow in the seventies, by the nineties, he was a genuine jockney

@jockular:= To behave in a brutish fashion. A little more macho than one would desire.

Example: Josh is so jockular. He is constantly mauling girls in the cafeteria.

@Jocuronomous:= Utterly and totally ridiculous and unbelieveable.

Example: My 300-pound cousin's claim to the figure skating championship of any arena is totally jocuronomous.

@joe boo:= any dim witted person or groups of such people

Example: Quantum Physics isn't something just any Joe boo is going to understand. Check out Joe Boo over there trying to change his tire with a toothpick.

@joe:= A fat belly. Sometimes used for a person where everything else is relatively thin. Comes from mother kangaroos who carry a baby joey in their stomach pouch.

Example: Harold's joe is getting bigger.

@joejob:= Originally a deception undertaken by someone named Joe; however, the word is now receiving more common usage for all deceptions. Joejobbed: To be deceived by someone named Joe.

Example: Let's charge her for a new Pentium but sell her a 286. She'll never know she was joejobbed.

@joey:= A pretty girl.

Example: That Samantha sure is a joey.

@john alex:= a person with two first names for their name

Example: Tom Fred is an example of a john alex.

@John Blaze:= To leave with great speed and urgency. Usually used when one has forgotten an important appointment or date.

Example: Sweet mother Mary, look at the time! I need to John Blaze if I'm going to make it in time to see Shep.

@john deere:= To cut someone's grass, steal someone's girlfriend.

Example: That john deere's taking my girl out tonight.

@John Woo moment:= (n) Dangerous situation where everything seems to move in slow motion. Seconds seem to last 10s of seconds.

Example: I had a John Woo moment as the car spun out of control.

@johnandyoko:= When two people are so in love that you'd think that they are one person. This is how John Lennon and Yoko Ono were.

Example: Jesus, Sally and Jon have spent the last two months not letting each other of sight. It's full johnandyoko, y'know?

@Johnny-no-stars:= A man of substandard intelligence, i.e. the typical adolescent who works in a burger bar.

The no-stars comes from the badges displaying stars the staff at fast-food restaurants wear which show their level of training.

Example: Did you see what Johnny-no-stars did on the last calculus test? How did he get in the class? Must have been some affirmative action sort of thing for the less intelligent.

@Johnny Cashew:= Someone who is a rabid fan of classic country music, especially Johnny Cash and his contemporaries. (Implies that one is nuts about Johnny Cash) Especially applicable to punk rock kids who love Mr. Cash.

Example: Josh just bought Live at Fulsom Prison on vinyl, he's such a Johnny Cashew.

@johnny on the dildo:= someone who always speaks in sexual innuendos

Example: None of the girls like Chris because he's so johnny on the dildo.

@Johnny Po-po:= Pronounced as in Edgar Allen Poe. Also, just Po-po. A policeman. Suzie Po-po is a police woman.

Example: You'd better stop speeding. Johnny Po-po is waiting around this curve.

@johnny:= Youth allowance payments for university students.

All welfare payments to needy students are said to be courtesy of johnny--John Howard,

Prime Minister of Australia.

Example: Adam. Got any coin to go to the casino with?

Ryan. Yep, johnny came in yesterday, you beauty.

@join the club:= Me too. Used used when referring to something negative. Best if spoken in a semi-sarcastic tone.

Example: A. I'm so tired today. B. Join the club.

@join the cult!:= Convincing someone to do something

Example: Go to class and join the cult!

@jojojinkinjamer('s):= You (your).

Example: Let's go to jojojinkinjamer's house.

@joker:= One who canot be taken seriously and is often a slacker. Friendly insult.

Example: I can't believe that joker ditched us like that.

@Jones's Mullet:= Any guy who drives a large-engined 80s car, listens to Motley Crue or the _Rocky_ theme, thinks he knows what women want, and has a mullet over a foot in length.

Example: Look at that guy in the '86 Camaro, Jones's Mullet all the way.

@jonesin:= to yearn for something, a craving

Example: I am jonesin for a cigarette.

@jooch:= A large and ungainly individual--such as Manute Bol or Shaquille O'Neal.

Example: Although I'd been tall all my life, I was nothing compared to the jooches on the college basketball team.

@Jook:= Verb meaning to decieve or set a trap for. Can also be used as noun with appropriate suffix.

Example: He jooked Chris out on the play. He gave him the jook'ems.

@jorgin:= (v) To take someone to lunch, etc.--then, at the last possible minute, tell them you don't have any money and they'll have to buy.

Example: Mary asked me to lunch today, and I'm sure she's jorgin me again. She does it at least three times a week. Oh, well, that's what friends are for--to take advantage of.

@jork:= A dork and a joke at the same time.

Example: You're a jork.

@Jorts:= Jean shorts, not including cutoffs.

Example: Since it was so hot out, Justin decided to wear a pair of jorts instead of jeans.

@josh:= To joke.

Example: I'm just joshin ya!

@jot:= Pertaining to anything bad, pathetic, cheesy, or lame.

Example: That _Pearl Harbor_ film was so jot.

@Jota:= An expression of joy or relief

Example: Jota! My wife's baby is actually mine.

@jourdiaire:= To adjust one's coat or jacket collar. Possibly from the French actor Louis Jordan when he was suave.

Example: He should really jourdiaire his jacket. He looks like a slob.

@jourdiare:= To adjust one's coat or jacket collar.

Example: Excuse me, you need to jourdiare.

@journalism:= the belief that what you think is true becomes true once your write it down

Example: His research paper received an A+ and it's all journalism.

@Journicle:= A contraction of journal article, used most when stressed and unable to speak coherently.

Example: We need to get some journicles from the library.

@Joust:= Playful fighting or sparring.

Example: They are not really angry. They are just jousting with each other.

@joust:= To attempt, have a go at, to do or do not.

Example: Let's 'ave a joust at that, Bob.

@Joute:= One who behaves inappropriately or is so grossly insensitive to his or her environment as to say or do stupid things.

Other derivatives: Joutness - Capacity to be a Joute, or Joute act after the fact.

Joutineo - Periperal joute act resulting from prime (Joute) act

Jouterria - Collection of Joute acts.

Joute Salitzi - One who can only perfom Joute acts and nothing but Joute Acts -- One who is certain to behave in a Joute fashion. King of the Joutes.

Example: During his speech at the synagogue, Craig again demonstrated his tendency to be a joute by remarking on the good qualities and benefits provided by Adolph Hitler.

@Joysey:= An abbr. of NEW JERSEY

Example: Later, I'm off to JOYSEY.

@jpsoftco:= Term for some company that makes generic, poor quality software.

Example: The Compaq came with Windows and some games from jpsoftco.

@jsssk:= Just Kidding. Usually follows an insult made in jest towards a friend or something stupid that one may say.

Example: Ernie: (to Bert) You are such a loser. Jssk.OR Ernie: I am the greatest basketball player ever. Jssk.

@jub:= Used when reading a word or phrase that cannot be usally spoken in any language, especially in comic books with phrases such as!?!

Example: We have to find the orb-!?(spoken as jub)

@jubberlator:= One that jubberlates, as:

An electronic or mechanical device for the performance of physics jubberlation.

A person who operates such a machine or otherwise makes jubberlations.

A set of mental tables used to aid in jubberlations.

Example: 1: An expert at jubberlation or at operating jubberlation machines--reckoner, figurer, estimator, jubberlator.