14 Continued: ( 3 )

MICKY

I am well sir, well, quite well, the

weather is being kind to us but the

engines aren't.

Gorgeous George steps out of the car. Micky takes a step

back.

MICKY (CONT'D)

Fuck me, would you look at the size

of him, Jesus man how big are you?

Hey kids how fucking big is he?

KID 2

He's a big man that's for sure.

MICKY

Would you look at the size of his

muscles? And then look at the size

of his fists. Hey Mum, come and

look at the size of this fella.

The kids start to feel his arms. Gorgeous George plays the

game and raises the kids on his biceps. Micky's MUM comes

out to see.

MICKY (CONT'D)

Would you look at the strength of

the man? I bet you can box a little

can't you sir? You look like a boxer.

MUM

Get out of the way Micky and see if

the fellas would like a drink.

TOMMY

I could murder one.

MUM

There won't be any murdering done

around here, I don't mind telling

ya.

MICKY

Would the big fella like a cup of

tea?

MUM

Don't be silly Micky, a man didn't

get that size from drinking cups of

tea. Offer the man a Guiness boy.

KID 2

Lift me up would you Mister?

(CONTINUED)

14 Continued: ( 4 )

KID 3

I bet you can't lift us both at the

same time.

Tommy and Gorgeous follow Micky who's walking past a kennel.

The dogs are in good condition, and are happy as you like to

see. Micky stops and gives one of them a stroke.

MICKY

Good dogs, do you like dogs?

TOMMY

Sure, yeah, I like dogs. I like

caravans more.

15 INT. TYRONE'S CAR

We open on Vinny's dog, now sitting in a car, it's breathing

heavily and doesn't look well, and Sol doesn't see the funny

side of the dog sitting next to him. The man driving is

called TYRONE: he's a white guy who thinks he's black. Vin

is also in the car.

TYRONE

I don't want him dribbling on my ,

seats man.

SOL

Give him another of those biscuits.

They shut him up.

VINNY

They give him wind.

Tyrone turns round to complain, and narrowly misses a car.

VINNY (CONT'D)

Hey watch the road! Fuck me, you

want this man to drive us Sol? Can

you drive mate?

SOL

No Vin, he can't tell the difference

between a steering wheel and a man

. on the moon. That' s why I got him.

Sol gives the dog another biscuit.

TYRONE

Don't you worry about me, jus worry

about the dog on my seats man!

Tyrone gets out of the car to put some petrol in.

(CONTINUED)

15 Continued:

VINNY

Sol why's he talking like a black

man?

SOL

I don't know Vin. Oi Tyrone, Vin

wants to know why you talk like a

black man?

TYRONE

Roots and ting, seen?

Sol and Vin raise their eyebrows.

VINNY

Roots and what?

SOL

I don't know. You get that gun from

Boris?

VINNY

Got it. It wasn't exactly what I

was expecting, mind. Mean looking

bastard though, that's for sure.

Sol unzips a bag. Inside is a ridiculously powerful shotgun.

SOL

What's that?

VINNY

It's a shotgun Sol.

SOL

It's a fuckin anti-aircraft gun Vin.

What are you planning on shooting,

the angels out of the clouds? That's

gonna raise more than pulses.

VINNY

It will raise hell my old son.

SOL

I don't think I really want to see

• hell Vin. What's wrong with a normal

gun?

VINNY

The are psychological advantages to

a gun that looks like it can perforate

the moon.

(CONTINUED)