- •It is up to me, Artemis realized. To rebuild our fortune and find Father.
- •Vinyaya’s pupils contracted in the light from the projectors. “This is all very pretty, Fowl, but we still don’t know the point of this meeting.”
- •I am losing my composure, he thought with quiet desperation. This disease is winning.
- •Vinyaya drummed the table with her fingers. “No more delays, human. I am beginning to suspect that you have involved us in one of your notorious plans.”
- •Vinyaya interrupted the science lovefest. “Let me see if I’ve got this straight: you shoot these wafers into the clouds and then they come down with the snow?”
- •Vinyaya laughed humorlessly. “Less than forthcoming? I think you’re being a little gentle on yourself, for a kidnapper and extortionist, Artemis. Less than forthcoming?
- •It seemed as though the Icelandic elements held their breath for Artemis’s demonstration. The dull air was cut with a haze that hung in sheets like rows of laundered gauze.
- •Vinyaya snapped her fingers. “Quiet, children. Contain your natural disruptive urges. I am most eager to see these nano-wafers in action before taking a shuttle closer to the warm core of our planet.”
- •Immediately, Holly mounted the crate and apparently punched it into sections.
- •Vinyaya scowled, and her annoyance seemed to ripple the air like a heatwave.
- •Vinyaya paused on her way to the shuttle gangway. She turned, a sheaf of steel hair escaping her hood. “Death? What’s he talking about?”
- •I can’t reach him from this rooftop. Artemis is going to die, and there’s nothing I can do but watch.
- •I’m coming, Juliet, he thought, squeezing the steering wheel as though it were a threat to his little sister somehow. I’m on my way.
- •In trouble, Domovoi. Come alone.
- •It’s been too long since I’ve seen you, little sister.
- •If I have to wear a mask, Juliet had reasoned, it might as well be good for my skin.
- •I think we’re going to make it, he thought in a rare moment of optimism.
- •It doesn’t matter, he realized. We could both be dead long before that happens.
- •I care. Desperate situations call for desperate solutions.
- •I am still healing. I shouldn’t be moving. Gods know what damage I will do myself.
- •It’s almost comical. Almost.
- •I need to breach the line unnoticed. Their default sensor is heat. I’ll give them a little heat to think about.
- •I don’t care what Foaly says. If one of those red-eyed monsters comes anywhere near me, I’m going to find out what a plasma grenade does to its innards.
- •I’m a tree, thought Holly, without much conviction. A little tree.
- •It occurred to her that the flares were lasting well, and she really should congratulate Foaly on the new models, at which point they inevitably began to wink out.
- •I think.” a sudden idea cut through her confusion. “How many fingers am I holding up?”
- •I hope nothing breaks; I have no magic left to fix it.
- •I hate the cold. I really hate it.
- •I would prefer to be with Mulch Diggums.
- •It took Foaly a moment to realize what was happening, but then he too was jubilant.
- •I made them, thought Artemis. I should know.
- •I know that smell, Butler realized, holding on grimly. Dwarf.
- •It was the helmet Butler was after, not the meaty noggin inside.
- •It took mere moments for Mulch to get control of the flight systems and drop the gyro down to scoop up Juliet.
- •Vatnajokull; Now
- •It was true: the increased density seemed to have no effect on the probe’s laser cutters.
- •It went against Holly’s instincts to run. “I feel like we’re deserting those people down there.”
- •It was a tough choice, but there was no time to agonize over it. She felt for a squat metal cylinder in one of the rings on her belt and pulled it out.
- •It’s not actually blurry. My eyesight’s fading.
- •It will be nice for the captain to have friends around him in a time of crisis, he reasoned.
- •If he ever shows the smallest sign of disloyalty, I will have to put him down like a dog. No hesitation.
- •Vishby wanted to be terrified, to take some radical action, but the rune on his neck forbade any emotion stronger than mild anxiety. “Please, Turnball, Captain. I thought we were friends.”
- •It is important because I set it as my ring tone for Mother. She is calling me.
- •If you even think the phrase goodly beast, I am going to kick you straight in the teeth.”
- •I am fifteen now; time to behave maturely.
- •I believed that my own baby sister was in danger. Artemis, how could you?
- •I will not be beaten by this so soon.
- •I can never go back to The Sozzled Parrot again, he realized. And they served great curry. Real meat too.
- •If someone else had said this, it might be considered a joke to lift the atmosphere, but from the mouth of Artemis Fowl it was a simple statement of fact.
- •Venice, Italy; Now
- •It won’t be long now before I am counting my words again.
- •If I get out of this, I will start thinking about girls like a normal fifteen-year-old.
- •I manage to survive a giant squid attack, and now I’m worried about hissing fours. Great.
- •I’ll just fix Artemis quickly. Maybe lie down for a minute, then get back to work.
- •If any of them act up, then use the shocker feature at your own discretion, Turnball had said. And if they try to shoot their way out, make sure we get that on video so we can have a good laugh later.
- •If Butler had been equipped with laser eyeballs, Bobb Ragby would have had holes bored right through his skull.
- •I could undo the spell, he thought. But it would be delicate work to avoid brain damage, and there would definitely be sparks.
- •I am not in pain, thought Artemis. They must have given me something.
- •I can’t even remember normal, thought Butler.
I can’t reach him from this rooftop. Artemis is going to die, and there’s nothing I can do but watch.
And then a hysterical afterthought.
Butler is going to kill me.
CHAPTER 2 THE JADE PRINCESS
AND CRAZY BEAR
Cancun, Mexico; The Night Before
The man in the rental Fiat 500 swore loudly as his broad foot mashed the tiny brake and accelerator pedals, stalling the tiny car for the umpteenth time. It might be a little easier to drive this miniature vehicle if I could sit in the backseat so my knees were not jammed under my chin, the man reasoned. And with that thought he pulled over sharply onto the verge bordering Cancun’s spectacular lagoon. In the reflected light of a million twinkling luxury-suite balcony lamps, he performed an act of vandalism on the Fiat that would definitely cost him his deposit and possibly send him rocketing to number one on the Hertz blacklist.
“Better,” grunted the man, and tossed the driver’s seat down the verge.
Hertz only has itself to blame, he thought, on a reasoning roll. This is what happens when you insist on giving a toy car to a man of my proportions. It’s like trying to load fifty-caliber rounds into a Derringer boot gun. Ridiculous.
He crammed himself into the vehicle and, navigating from the backseat, pulled into the flow of cars, which even at close to midnight were packed together tighter than train carriages.
I’m coming, Juliet, he thought, squeezing the steering wheel as though it were a threat to his little sister somehow. I’m on my way.
The driver of this carelessly remodeled Fiat was of course Butler, Artemis Fowl’s bodyguard, though he had not always been known by that name. In the course of his career as a soldier of fortune, Butler had adopted many a nom de guerre to protect his family from recriminations. A band of Somali pirates knew him as Gentleman George, he had for a time hired himself out in Saudi Arabia under the name Captain Steele (Artemis had later accused him of having a touch of the screeching melodramas), and for two years a Peruvian tribe, the Isconahua, knew the mysterious giant who protected their village from an aggressive logging corporation only as El Fantasma de la Selva, the ghost of the jungle. Of course, since becoming Artemis Fowl’s bodyguard, there was no more time for side projects.
Butler had traveled to Mexico at Artemis’s insistence, though insistence had hardly been necessary once Butler had read the message on his principal’s smartphone. They had been in the middle of a mixed martial-arts session earlier in the day when the phone rang. A polyphonic version of Morricone’s “Miserere,” which signified the arrival of a message.
“No phones in the dojo, Artemis,” Butler had rumbled. “You know the rules.”
Artemis had delivered one more blow to the hand pad, a left jab that had little power and less accuracy, but at least his shots were landing on the pad now. Until recently, Artemis’s punches were so wide of the mark that in the event of actual combat a passerby would be in more danger than any assailant.
“I know the rules, Butler,” said Artemis, taking several breaths to get the sentence out. “The phone is definitely off. I checked it five times.”
Butler pulled off a pad, which in theory protected the wearer’s hand from punches, but in this case protected Artemis’s knuckles from Butler’s spadelike palm. “The phone is off, and yet it rings.”
Artemis trapped a glove between his knees and tugged his hand free. “It’s set to emergency breakthrough. It would be irresponsible of me not to check it.”
“Your speech seems strange,” noted Butler. “Stilted somehow . . . Are you counting your words?”
“That is patently ridiculous . . . actually,” said Artemis, coloring. “I am simply choosing carefully.” He hurried to the phone, which was one of his own design with a dedicated operating platform based on an amalgamation of human and fairy technology. “The message is from Juliet,” he said, consulting the three-inch touch screen.
Butler’s pique immediately evaporated. “Juliet sending an emergency message? What does it say?”
Artemis wordlessly handed over the phone, which seemed to shrink as Butler’s massive hand enfolded it.
The message was short and urgent. Five words only.