- •1. It’s high time men ceased to regard women as second-class
- •2 ‘World governments should conduct serious campaigns against smoking’
- •3 ‘Television is doing irreparable harm’
- •4 ‘Any form of education other than co-education is simply
- •5 ‘Camping is the ideal way of spending a holiday’
- •6 ‘New fashions in clothing are created solely for the commercial exploitation of women’
- •7 ‘We should all grow fat and be happy’
- •8 ‘The younger generation knows best’
- •9 ‘Only stricter traffic laws can prevent accidents’
- •10 ‘Parents are too permissive with their children nowadays’
- •11 ‘Advertisers perform a useful service to the community’
- •12 ‘Pop stars certainly earn their money’
- •13 ‘Vicious and dangerous sports should be banned by law’
- •14 ‘Transistor radios should be prohibited in public places’
- •15 ‘The only thing people are interested in today is earning more money’
- •16 ‘Compulsory military service should be abolished in all
- •17 ’Childhood is certainly not the happiest time of your life’
- •18 ‘Untidy people are not nice to know’
- •19 ‘The only way to travel is on foot’
- •20 ‘Examinations exert a pernicious influence on education’
- •21 ‘Books, plays and films should be censored’
- •22 ‘People should be rewarded according to ability, not according to age and experience’
- •23 ‘The tourist trade contributes absolutely nothing to
- •Increasing understanding between nations’
- •24 ‘Only a madman would choose to live in a large modern city’
- •25 ‘Equality of opportunity in the twentieth century has not
- •26 ‘No one wants to live to be a hundred’
- •27 ‘Capital punishment is the only way to deter criminals’
- •28 ‘The space race is the world’s biggest money waster’
- •29 ‘Violence can do nothing to diminish race prejudice’
- •30 ‘The most important of all human qualities is a sense of humour’
18 ‘Untidy people are not nice to know’
You don’t have to be a genius to spot them. The men of the species are often uncombed; their ties never knotted squarely beneath their collars. The women of the species always manage to smear lipstick on their faces as well as their lips; in one hand they carry handbags which are stuffed full of accumulated rubbish; with the other, they drag a horde of neglected children behind them. With a sort of happy unconcern, both the male and female species litter railway stations, streets, parks, etc., with sweet wrappings, banana-skins, egg-shells and cast-off shoes. Who are they? That great untidy band of people that make up about three-quarters of the human race. An unending trail of rubbish pursues them wherever they go.
It is most unwise to call on them at their homes - particularly if they aren’t expecting you. You are liable to find socks behind the refrigerator, marbles in the jam and egg-encrusted crockery. Newspapers litter the floor; ashtrays overflow; withered flowers go on withering in stale water. Writing-desks have become dumping grounds for piles of assorted, indescribable junk. And as for the bedrooms, well, it’s best not to say. Avoid looking in their cars, too, because you are likely to find last year’s lolly sticks, chewing-gum clinging to the carpets and a note saying ‘Running In’ on the rear window of a ten-year-old vehicle.
Yes, but what are they really like? Definitely not nice to know. They are invariably dirty, scruffy, forgetful, impatient, slovenly, slothful, unpunctual, inconsiderate, rude, irritable and (if they’re driving a car) positively dangerous. Untidiness and these delightful qualities always seem to go together, or shall we say that untidiness breeds these qualities. It’s hardly surprising. If you are getting dressed and can only find one sock, you can only end up being irritable and scruffy. If after a visit to a lovely beauty spot you think that other people will enjoy the sight of your orange peel, you can only be inconsiderate and slovenly. If you can’t find an important letter because you stuck it between the pages of a book and then returned the book to the library, you can only be forgetful. If you live in perpetual, self-imposed squalor, you must be slothful - otherwise you’d do something about it.
What a delightful minority tidy people are by comparison! They seem to have a monopoly of the best human qualities. They are clean, neat, patient, hard-working, punctual, considerate and polite. All these gifts are reflected in their homes, their gardens, their work, their personal appearance. They are radiant, welcoming people whom you long to meet, whose esteem you really value. The crux of the matter is that tidy people are kind and generous, while untidy people are mean and selfish. The best proof of this is that tidy people, acting on the highest, selfless motives invariably marry untidy ones. What happens after that is another story!