- •Advanced Bash-Scripting Guide
- •Dedication
- •Table of Contents
- •Part 1. Introduction
- •Advanced Bash-Scripting Guide
- •Chapter 2. Starting Off With a Sha-Bang
- •2.1. Invoking the script
- •2.2. Preliminary Exercises
- •Part 2. Basics
- •Chapter 3. Exit and Exit Status
- •Chapter 4. Special Characters
- •Chapter 5. Introduction to Variables and Parameters
- •5.1. Variable Substitution
- •5.2. Variable Assignment
- •5.3. Bash Variables Are Untyped
- •5.4. Special Variable Types
- •Chapter 6. Quoting
- •Chapter 7. Tests
- •7.1. Test Constructs
- •7.2. File test operators
- •7.3. Comparison operators (binary)
- •7.4. Nested if/then Condition Tests
- •7.5. Testing Your Knowledge of Tests
- •8.1. Operators
- •8.2. Numerical Constants
- •Part 3. Beyond the Basics
- •Chapter 9. Variables Revisited
- •9.1. Internal Variables
- •9.2. Manipulating Strings
- •9.3. Parameter Substitution
- •9.4. Typing variables: declare or typeset
- •9.5. Indirect References to Variables
- •9.6. $RANDOM: generate random integer
- •9.7. The Double Parentheses Construct
- •Chapter 10. Loops and Branches
- •10.1. Loops
- •10.2. Nested Loops
- •10.3. Loop Control
- •10.4. Testing and Branching
- •Chapter 11. Internal Commands and Builtins
- •12.1. Basic Commands
- •12.2. Complex Commands
- •12.3. Time / Date Commands
- •12.4. Text Processing Commands
- •12.5. File and Archiving Commands
- •12.6. Communications Commands
- •12.7. Terminal Control Commands
- •12.8. Math Commands
- •12.9. Miscellaneous Commands
- •Chapter 13. System and Administrative Commands
- •Chapter 14. Command Substitution
- •Chapter 15. Arithmetic Expansion
- •Chapter 16. I/O Redirection
- •16.1. Using exec
- •16.2. Redirecting Code Blocks
- •16.3. Applications
- •Chapter 17. Here Documents
- •Chapter 18. Recess Time
- •Part 4. Advanced Topics
- •Chapter 19. Regular Expressions
- •19.1. A Brief Introduction to Regular Expressions
- •19.2. Globbing
- •Chapter 20. Subshells
- •Chapter 21. Restricted Shells
- •Chapter 22. Process Substitution
- •Chapter 23. Functions
- •23.1. Complex Functions and Function Complexities
- •23.2. Local Variables
- •Chapter 24. Aliases
- •Chapter 25. List Constructs
- •Chapter 26. Arrays
- •Chapter 27. Files
- •Chapter 28. /dev and /proc
- •28.2. /proc
- •Chapter 29. Of Zeros and Nulls
- •Chapter 30. Debugging
- •Chapter 31. Options
- •Chapter 32. Gotchas
- •Chapter 33. Scripting With Style
- •Chapter 34. Miscellany
- •34.2. Shell Wrappers
- •34.3. Tests and Comparisons: Alternatives
- •34.4. Optimizations
- •34.5. Assorted Tips
- •34.6. Oddities
- •34.7. Security Issues
- •34.8. Portability Issues
- •34.9. Shell Scripting Under Windows
- •Chapter 35. Bash, version 2
- •36. Endnotes
- •36.1. Author's Note
- •36.2. About the Author
- •36.3. Tools Used to Produce This Book
- •36.4. Credits
- •List of Tables
- •List of Examples
- •Bibliography
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Chapter 18. Recess Time
This bizarre little intermission gives the reader a chance to relax and maybe laugh a bit.
Fellow Linux user, greetings! You are reading something which will bring you luck and good fortune. Just e-mail a copy of this document to 10 of your friends. Before you make the copies, send a 100-line Bash script to the first person
on the list given at the bottom of this letter. Then delete their name and add yours to the bottom of the list.
Don't break the chain! Make the copies within 48 hours. Wilfred P. of Brooklyn failed to send out his ten copies and woke the next morning to find his job description changed
to "COBOL programmer." Howard L. of Newport News sent out his ten copies and within a month had enough hardware to build a 100-node Beowulf cluster dedicated to playing xbill. Amelia V. of Chicago laughed at this letter and
broke the chain. Shortly thereafter, a fire broke out in her terminal and she now spends her days writing documentation for MS Windows.
Don't break the chain! Send out your ten copies today!
Courtesy 'NIX "fortune cookies", with some alterations and many apologies
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