1. Choose the correct statement:

1. A blonde and a lawyer sat next to each other:

a) in a bank

b) in an airplane

c) in a computer center.

2. The lawyer offered:

a) to dine out

b) to send an e-mail to a friend of his

c) to play a game.

3. The blonde agreed because:

a) she loved money

b) the game was easy and a lot of fun

c) she didn’t know what to do during the flight.

4. The lawyer:

a) knew the answer to the blonde’s puzzle beforehand;

b) found the answer in his laptop;

c) failed to answer the blonde’s puzzle.

JOKES and ANECDOTES

* * *

Boss – “You are twenty minutes late again. Don’t you know what time we start work at this office?

New Employee – “No, sir, they are always at it when I get here”.

* * *

A certain firm had the following legend on its receipt forms:

“Your salary is your personal business, and should not be disclosed to anyone.”

The new employee, when signing the receipt, added: “I won’t mention it to anybody. I’m just as much ashamed of it as you are.”

* * *

An American newspaper, giving the biography of a United States millionaire, stated that “he was born without a cent in his pocket”.

* * *

"What is your chief worry?"

"Money."

"Oh, I didn't know you had any!"

"I haven't."

* * *

Employee – "Sir, can you let me off tomorrow afternoon to go Christmas shopping with my wife?"

Employer – "Certainly not! We are too busy!"

Employee (much relieved) – Thank you, sir, you are very kind!"

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