2. Look what Joe's wearing. Keppo!

@kerbloffle:= A silly mistake caused by confusion or disorientation. Originates from a misunderstanding of the name of The Simpson's character Ms. Crabapple. See keruffle.

Example: I kerboffled and hung up on my boss.

@kerbopulled:= Out of sorts, to be thrown off by something or someone.

Example: I was kerbopulled by all the work they wanted me to do at one time.

@Kerching:= Yorkshire slang meaning to punch (and potentialy make unconcious).

Example: Watch it or you'll get a kerching in your face.

@kerfuffle:= A confusing mess (noun); becoming disorganized (verb).

Example: The Mideast is a perpetual kerfuffle.

@kerfuffled:= Puzzled, perplexed, confused.

Example: I'm kerfuffled. I could have sworn I put my keys right here on this table.

@keroserene:= The state of being peaceful while on fire.

Example: That Barbarian's fire resistance was so high that he was able to stand in a burning pyre and remain totally keroserene.

@kerploppilibbit:= Means Go away, Leave me alone. Use when pesky little brothers are launching an invasion of your room.

Example: Brother: Heee Heee Heee! I am in the enemy sister's room!

Sister:Kerploppilibbit!

@kershmugina:= 1. Nonsense phrase in the tradition of the early Batman and Robin--how Robin would never say Holy cow but some weird thing.

2. Replacement term for a curse word where it's not appropriate...Usu. In surprise

Example: Holy Kershmugina! That's way too much to pay for a candy bar, Batman.

@ketchagulation:= That goopy stuff that forms around the top of a bottle of ketchup.

Example: Oh, God, LeRoy, you got ketchagulation on your shirtsleeve again.

@kevork:= To send to the hereafter with the aid of a morbid technology

Example: She believes that is the enemy of art, and must be kevorked.

@kevvers:= A incredibly easy bro to pick on or play pranks on.

Example: My bro is a kevvers, so it's just to easy to trick him.

@kew:= Personal pronoun. Use by those reared in South Alabama--and other parts of the South.

Example: Why, thanKEW.

@kewl:= Really great and/or excellent.

Example: When Frank heard about the N'Beens concert tickets his buddies had bought for him, he thought, Cool.But when he heard they were front row seats, he thought, Kewl!

@kewlies:= A different way of saying cool.

Example: Hey, look at this shirt.

Oh, kewlies!

@kewlio:= Really**4 great.

Example: The new video game I bought is kewlio.

@key:= Key is simply a word you use instead of cool, dope, sweet, awesome, etc.

Example: The new ruler of Neptine is key. he has a key butt!

@keyster:= To vaudevillians this word meant suitcase, but the meaning changed to mean one's posterior.

I can see why and how it changed, but have never been able to confirm it. [Didn't the vaudevillians spell it keester or keister?]

My friend was 90yrs. old and corrected me on its use and meaning.

Example: He fell on his keyster. He sat on his keyster.

@keystone chatter:= Drunk talk.

Example: I can't believe Amy's talking about breaking up with Charles.

Not to worry, that's just keystone chatter.

@Ki-Ki or Kit Kat:= An abbreviation for kitty cat (used mainly by my family)

Example: When talking to my cat, I might say,Where ki-ki ball?

@KIAP:= Know It All Pest. Pronounced with a long i and AP as in apple. Used primarily for annoying people who drone on an on about a subject that they know very little about. Can be used for a person who is expert on a subject that nobody cares about.

Example: John is the biggest baseball KIAP on earth! Won't he ever shut up?

@Kiasu:= A word literally translated into scared of losing.