Invented by my friend paul, who is too unenlightened to post it himself.

Example: A: My car's older than my mom.

B: Well my car's older than Winston Churchill.

A: Oh yeah? My car's older than the Napoleonic wars.

C: UNIVERSE!

@univore:= An eater who finishes one thing on the plate before going on to the next.

Example: You got him dead to rights. Kevin has been a univore all his life.

@unliterate:= Illiterate.

Example: I can't read or write nuthin'; therefore, I'm unliterate.

@unluckyinternetism:= When you always go on a computer where the internet is exceedingly slow.

Example: Damn it, I've got unluckyinternetism.

@unmature:= For one who is mature but acts immature.

Example: You can tell those brainaics are just being unmature

@unnouncement:= A trivial and often self-aggrandizing announcement.

Example: Bumper sticker: My child achieved adequacy at West Middle School

Corporate press release: SupplyPro Announces Selection of New Executive Vice President of Business Development

@unobtanium:= Seemingly first used by Jim Getty, a hand-held PC engineer at a large company.

Referred to an ultra-cool product that wasn't on the market yet, but could be applied to any kind of product

that is so absolutely cool you fear it will never be available to the common consumer.

Example: Did you see that wireless, flat-panel 20-inch monitor? Hope it's not unobtanium--I want to get one.

@unpop:= The phenomenon where something is only good when it's unpopular. As soon as it is popular it is no longer cool. Commonly associated with musicians and bands. but can be used for other scenes as well.

Example: That lame game is only good because of how unpop it is.

@unprise:= Acting surprised, when, in actuality, you knew all along.

Example: When I unwrapped the CD I got for Christmas, I was unprised.

@unpunkable:= Reserved, off-limits to others. Antonym: punkable--open, fair game.

Example: This seat is unpunkable. I'll be right back.

@unput:= The kinds of info you are usually given by people who think they are smart but are not.

Example: Thanks for the unput, Mem.

@unridiculous:= Absolutely normal, worthy of consideration; within reason; a conventional dress or behavior.

Example: Like always, Philip gets the girls--situation unridiculous.

@unshushable:= in a movie theatre, when a person will not stop talking, even when asked to stop. a group of such people are known as the unshushables.

Example: i couldn't enjoy the film at all, due to the unshushables behind us.

@unsightful:= A term, generally used sarcastically, to indicate that another's comments are ridiculously facile and tedious.

Example: My, John, your thoughts on the iconography of hair are remarkably unsightful.

@unsitely:= Something of questionable to dubious to poor taste posted on a website.

Example: Emilou Herbingminger's reply in response to Harvy Smedlap's overture was simply unsitely.

@unsuperb:= Terrible, not in the least bit superb.

Example: I could not believe how unsuperb the book was, could you, Nicole?

@unvent:= To negate the invention of something; to do away with technology we're better off without.

Example: Don't you wish the nuclear bomb could be unvented?

@Unvitation:= An empty invitation, an invitation given that you are not meant to (or wouldn't want to) accept.

Example: My ex-girlfriend sent me an unvitation to her birthday party at her fiancee's house.

@Unwinese:= Gobbledegook invented by the late, great Professor Stanley Unwin.

Example: The album Ogdens Nutgone Flake is narrated in Unwinese.

@up-talk:= Up-talk is just a languge. Here's how to speak it. My name is Jeri, so in up-talk it is Jop~e~Rop~i.

A bop scop dop e fop gop hop o jop kop lop mop nop o pop qop rop sop top u vop wop xop yop zop--

your abc's in up-talk.

Example: I know how to speak up-talk. Here's my name: Jop~e~rop~i.

@up for a good sloshing:= Going to get drunk.

Example: Hey, what're you doing tonight, Lauryn? Oh, I'm up for a good sloshing.

@Up in this piece:= Used to mean in this area, or building.

Example: There's all sorts of people up in this piece.

@up:= To raise, to increase.

Example: By the end of the week, Sally felt that she should up all of her employees wages by two cents.

@upcrease:= Increasing, especially in frequency of occurrence, but with a more correct directional grammar prefix.

Example: The use of upcrease is on the upcrease.

@updation:= The process of updating documents, traffic reports, statistics....

Example: This traffic updation was brought to you by kaybay94.5.

@Upngonepoofta:= To describe something that has suddenly dissapeared.

Example: I turned around and she'd upngonepoofta, to whence I had no clue.

@Upper Topper Flopper Stopper:= A device worn by women to prevent their breasts from sagging.

Example: Mary spent all day at Victoria's secret trying to

pick out a decent Upper Topper Flopper Stopper.

@uppher:= A person who deserts his partner when she reaches a high, usually in money, so he

can make off with as much as possible.

Example: She will die rich, because she always is an uppher.

@uppivozlu:= Uppity, contentious, quarrelsome, pushy.

Example: He was an uppivizlu man.

@upscalator/downscalator:= the 'up' escalator and the 'down' escalator

Example: Take the upscalator to get to the top floor

@upside:= Slang. On. As in upside your head.

Example: I'm gonna hit you upside your head if you say your sister looks ugly again.

@upstidian:= An upstanding citizen.