2. It's Monday, I woke up late, haven't had my cappuccino yet--I am feeling wiggy.

@Wilaholic:= Person addicted to excessive exposure to Wil Anderson, Australian comedian.

Example: I am a wilaholic. I listen to Wil Anderson every morning.

@wilbury:= A state of sleepiness when, beginning to nod off, you become limp and rubbery

Example: I noted my dog was wilbury when she, tired, slowly dragged herself onto my lap and gently collapsed.

@wildapart:= A cinematic production matching or on an equal standing of the quality made by veteran filmmaker Billy Wilder, The Master.

Example: _Almost Famous) (2001), was wildapart from the missing third act scene with Russell (Crudup) and the Rolling Stone revelation.

@Wildergeek:= One who engages in out-of-doors sporting activities, such as going to the mall, while clad in enough of the lasest brightly-colored, high-tech, Gortex clothing to make him look dumber than someone who bites the heads off of small animals for a living.

Example: After failing to get their REI Millennium Mountaineer 2000 tent set up, the Wildergeeks were forced to spend a cold and frightful night in the back of their Chevy Tahoe.

@wildfire:= To fire people like wild.

Popular in days of the demise of dot coms.

To be used properly, should not make pure grammatical sense.

[Attributed to A.Ressi]

Example: If you guys don't get your act together, it's going to be wildfire in here.

@Willadam:= A good combination of breakfast radio presenters.

Example: Every morning the Willadams provide enjoyable listening on the radio.

@willage:= This word is used for a really, really cool place.

Example: New York is definitely a willage.

@willy g:= 1) A super nerd, one of those kind of people who program for a living and you go to for help when a client asks for something particularly tricky 2) bill gates

Example: An online ordering system that needs credit card auth at point of sale in PYTHON? Sure, willy g is on the case

@wilson:= talk to yourself

Example: are you going wilson on us

@WIMC Disease:= Where is my car? Disease. Suffered by people who are too preoccupied or stupid or...to remember where they parked.

Example: Dude, where's my car? :)

@wimperial:= The new-found power of computer nerds over the rest of us, hence wimperium,

wimpire building, wimperor.

Example: As the only member of staff capable of opening an archived email,

Colin weilded wimperial power over the audit department.

@win-place-show:= Indicates that a previous statement is the absolute truth. Can never be broken.

Example: I got Samuel L. Jackson's autograph when I was on vaction. No way. Yes I did. Win-place-show.

@Winblows:= Slang for any version of Microsoft Windows.

Example: Winblows crashed again!

@Window Licker:= A person that is below average intelligence

Example: Look at that guy with that stupid expression on his face, He's got to be a Window Licker.

@Windows NT:= The ultimate program for maintaining employee focus. This program is not only incompatible with any distracting activities (i.e. games, chat rooms, and interesting desktops) but it also cannot be manipulated by the user, only by a System Administrator.

Example: If you check the owner's manual under 'Troubleshooting', you will find this: Manufacturers Note - Ha ha ha!

@windoze:= Windows operating system. Called windoze by those who dislike it.

Example: Heather prefers Linux over windoze.

@Wing-wong:= A combination of wing and a variation of wrong (spelled wong). Used to describe a wrong flight.

Example: Drats! Stupid wing-wong!

@wingbang:= Scatterbrained, unpredictable.

Example: I don't think it's a good idea to depend on her as she has always been kind of wingbang.

@winky:= 1. For someone who is very chicky, very cutsie, someone you could see writing you a cute note with i's dotted with hearts and URAQT-pi written at the end. Describes a stereotypical teeny-bopper.