It's time to moon the dog! Let's go!

@moonprice:= the daily (suck!) reality : an exaggerated price charged by some oh so clever shopkeeper-havak

Example: 'beware, that shopster charges moonprices for dirt.'

@moonstompers:= High-top sneakers, particularly large ones.

Example: Take your moonstompers off before you jump on the trampoline.

@moony:= when it's a very clear night and you can see the moon very well (esp. when it's full)

Example: It was pretty moony last night, you could see your shadow!

@moose knuckle:= Camel toe.

Example: Look at the moose knuckle on her.

@mooseknuckle:= The same as a wedgie, except it only happens to females, and is a front wedgie.

Example: She got off her bike and I couldn't help but notice her serious mooseknuckle.

@moostache:= The mustache formed on the upper lip after enjoying a glass of milk.

Example: Fully satisfied, I wiped the moostache from my face.

@mope:= One who wears baggy pants and does drugs and also behaves in a mopey way.

Example: Jeff's a mope; he doesn't care about anything

@MOR:= Middle of the road.

Example: Those combat boots are so MOR.

@morantic:= morantic

Example: Wearing shorts when it snows is morantic

@Mordivar or Mortivar:= A made-up monster.

The name was derived from seeing the lit up stylized electric sign for an amusement

park ride from behind and certain people not being able to read it.

It may have been called something like The Gravitron.

I don't remember the actual name of the ride.

Example: Oh, no! The Mordivar!

@more better:= Better. When something has to be redone over and over and over and over....

Example: It's more better than before, but still needs some work.

@morenski:= Another slang word for someone who commited an act of being a moron.

Example: Billybob over there is acting like a total morenski.

@Morfy:= any form of gum found under public seating facilities (eg. bus seat, cinema seat, park bench, etc.)

came into use in the late sixties.

Example: Dammnit! I just put my finger in some morfy! or Hey, i morfied that seat!

@moridiot:= A person whose intelligence is lacking to a point of shame.

Example: Some moridiots should be sterilized to remove their genes from the pool.

@morkish:= The stage above mawkish, only achievable in Robin Williams's films.

Example: I saw _Patch Adams_. I never knew it was possible to be that morkish.

@Morno:= Typo for moron, which, through its misspelling, comes back at the writer twice as hard as delivered. Esp. in realtime chat-- ie, ICQ.

Example: Well, I for one think that Gerri Halliwell is a misunderstood genius.

You're a morno.

I mean moron.

@moroculous:= To become less than coherent due to the consumption of alcohol.

More than merry, not quite shit-faced.

Example: Got quite moroculous the other night, did we?

@moronistic:= Action or reaction appearing to be that of a moron.

Example: Though the individual would be considered as quite intelligent, his actions from time to time have been moronistic.

@moronize:= (UK: moronise)

1. Transitive: to destroy another person's intelligence by consistently confronting that person with moronic behaviour.

2. Intransitive: to feel one's IQ decreasing when confronted with consistently moronic behaviour.

Example: 1. The incompetent employees were moronizing the information officer with a stream of inane requests.

2. As a result the information officer moronized to kindergarten level.

@Moronologist:= One who studies the science of the motives and actions of morons.

Example: A man falls from a hot air balloon while trying to drop a beer bottle on a bystander: Moronologists will have a tough time figuring this out.

@morphadite:= An oddball item, something uncommon.

Example: This is a morphadite tire size, I'll never be able to find a replacement.

@morphadite:= anything that's screwed up

Example: Now the whole spreadsheet is morphadite!

@morphopinionated:= The state of a person whose ideals and opinions change constantly

according to whichever band, politician, or philosopher she has most recently read about.

Example: James was reading Nietzsche, and was totally into the UberMensch. Now he's reading Sartre and says he doesn't know if he exists or not. He's so morphopinionated.

@morsel slap:= The act of slapping the last morsel of food out of another's hand.

Especially funny when it's something she's really enjoying.

Example: While enjoying his yummy peanut butter and jelly, Dave got morsel slapped.

@mortalled:= A description of extreme drunkenness, based on the apparently

life-threatening nature of the alcohol intake level. Used in London, hence the grammar in the example.

Example: Me and Dan was completely mortalled last night--I feel like death warmed up.

@mortemigon:= Mor-de-meh-gon. Used to tell someone to be quiet or get out of the way.

Example: Bert: Can you see the TV?

Ernie: No. Mortemigon!

@mosdef:= Most definitely, connoting confirmation or agreement.

Example: Will you be at the party tonight?

Mosdef, I wouldn't miss it for the world.

@mosh:= Slam dancing. Usually associated with heavy metal music.

Example: Back in '85 I saw Slayer play, and the first time they played the then-new song Angel of Death,

the whole club was one big Mosh Pit.

@mosquitoe bite:= A mosquito bite on the toe.

Example: Damn, another mosquitoe bite!

@moss:= Really bad hair.

Example: Um, nice moss, boss.

@motate:= Get moving right now!

Example: You'd better motate or we're going to be late!

@mother-loving:= The tendency for children, courts, agencies, to believe everything a mother says JUST

because she is a mother and everyone knows mothers are good--loving, believing a

mother no matter what she does.

Example: The mother-loving court system said it did not matter how many men she had or what

she did, she was still going to get at least half of everything.

@Mother Bitch:= Exclamation of frustration, or an insult. Common among Russian Mafia youths, adapted to North American usage by yelling it at video games or sporting events.

Example: Ah, Mother Bitch!

@Mother of Pearl:= Is really a kind of jewelry, but in this case it is used in lieu of a curse word when around small children.

Example: What do you mean its going to take 3 days to fix this? Mother of pearl!

@motheritis:= A disease that occurs when someone is flustered or not concentrating so as to confuse the names of two or more related persons. Most common amongst mothers.

Example: She continues to call me Chris, despite the fact that she knows I'm Steve. Must be a case of motheritis.

@mothra:= An insect of legendary size, around 2 - 3 inches long, but reported at times to grow up to 20,000

metric tons with a wingspan of 60 meters;

usually found fluttering around well-lighted front porches,

but possessing an uncanny ability to fly up an unsuspecting sleeve at the most inopportune time.

Example: While contentedly chatting away online,

Stephanie suddenly toppled out of her chair, caught off guard by a surprise mothra attack.

@Motion Detectoralis:= The finely tuned muscle moms possess that allows them to detect when their kids are in motion.

Example: Settle down up there! Dang, Mom's motion detectoralis is mighty sensitive.

@motion tagging:= Painting graffiti on a moving subway car.

Example: Paul was motion tagging when he was busted by the police.

@motivate, motovate:= Let's move; let's do something.

Example: Let's motivate out of here.

@motorgate:= To drive slowly, or without a specific destination.

Example: Me and the boys like to motorgate for chicks.

@motovation:= A vehicle--car, truck, bicycle, train.... From a misspelling of motivation.

Example: It'll take me a while to get there. I lack motovation, so I'll have to walk.

@motro:= Remote control.

Example: Mommy, where's the motro?

@motts:= Alcoholic beverage made by siphoning off a small amount from every liquor bottle in

your parents' liquor cabinet.

Example: I got rocked off some motts the other night; it tasted foul but it did the job.

@mourge:= a place where older publications are kept in storage, such as newspapers and magazines

Example: You can find that back issue in the mourge.

@mouse potato:= Someone who sits in front of her computer for long periods of time without communicating with actual people.

Example: Stop being a mouse potato. Go outside and talk to some real guys.

@mousegma:= Mowss-gmuh. The crud that forms on the rollers of your mouse. From mouse + smegma (duh).

Example: Damn, my mouse is full of mousegma again. Gotta clean it.

@mousemate:= The electronic age equivalent of a Pen Pal.

Example: The use of email has resulted in my aquiring lots of new mousemates.

@mousephancy:= A childish jest, a stupid affirmation, something comical can be named in this way,

and also a situation where contradictions are dominating.

Example: He did a mousephancy. Peter told his friends a mousephancy.

That really was a mousephancy.

@mousetrap:= Addictive site, one that keeps your attention for a long time or keeps you coming back for more.

Example: Pseudodictionary.com is one wicked mousetrap.

@Mousterbait:= The wiggling of ones mouse in order to wake a computer from sleep mode.

Example: My screen went black so I mousterbaited to wake it up.

@mouthbreather:= a fool

Example: He really needed to take a clue out of the clue bag. What a mouthbreather.

@move zig:= to do something.

Example: After I set up us the bomb, I will move zig and come to your base.

@movem.l:= Funky, weird music with chunky beats.

Example: Wow, that movem.l is really groovy!

@movie and a half:= A great movie.

Example: The Matrix is a movie and a half.

@movie extra:= Either a married man with two kids dressed in a suit on his way home from work by himself

or a woman with a pram and shopping bag, also walking home by herself.

These are people who are shot first in movies.

Example: Have a look at all these movie extras coming out from the train station. This is an action movie waiting to happen.

@mox:= Lazy and sloth-like.

Example: Oh, we're just moxin' around the house.

@Moya:= Oh boy, yes!

Example: Was it good for you, too? Moya.

@MR or MRS Degree:= Used to describe people who go to college just to find someone to marry.

These people usually have BS majors like Liberal Arts or Communications.

Example: Jane is just here for an MRS Degree.

@Mr. Kathleen Matthews:= It is used to describe someone with a fake I.D.

Especially when thye have one that doesn't look like them.

Example: Excuse me, Mr. Kathleen Matthews. I don't believe that this your real I.D.

@Mr. Pants:= The person in charge, often used disparagingly.

Example: All right, Mr. Pants, I've had enough of this crap, I'm getting out of here.

@Mr. Science:= A term used in same manner as scholar...Used to make fun of an intellectual remark

Example: Well actually, that wouldn't be possible 'cause the gravitational.... Yes, yes. Thank you Mr.Science...

@Mrgle:= A handy word to use in conversations when you cannot think of another reply

Example: My adorable doggie just had puppies yesterday! Aren't you sooo proud?! Mrgle.

@MSN:= Moronic Satanic Network.

Example: I used to belong to MSN.

@Mspuckalufs:= A word to say if you forget what your saying

Example: Hey man did you see...uh....mmm...ermm...mspuckalufs....i forgot!

@mst:= Pronounced mist. To insert one's own disparaging comments into a (generally bad) piece of work, be it written or in movie format. Utilizes multiple characters who make the snide comments, often with a mythos unto themselves. Taken from the vast Mystery Science Theater 3000 fanbase.

Example: 'That self-insertion fic was a piece of utter drivel. It could do with some msting.

@MTV-zombie:= A person who follows the cliche template of Ambercrombie & Fitch clothing, listens to crappy MTV music, uses annoying phrases and acts like an idiot aware only of MTV and pop culture.

Example: My history class is awful. It's a bunch of MTV-zombies.

@mubte:= acronym. stands for Most Unquestionably Boring Thing Ever

Example: Social Studies classes are usually Mubte.

@Much props:= Simply means, Congratulations or Big Ups.

Example: Much props to albawheels.com for the hottest chrome wheel for 2002, the 405 Battle.

@much?:= Sarcastically used in conjunction with an adjective to imply someone's state of being.

Example: Jealous much? (from the movie _Heathers_).

@muchly:= Very much

Example: Thank you muchly.

@mucka nucka:= Can be used to make fun of somebody. Just call somebody a mucka nucka to make fun of them.

Example: Shut up, you mucka nucka!.

@muckender:= Handkerchief. (Lincolnshire dialect.)

Example: A' ya seen me new muckender? It's got a picture o' the Queen on it.

@muckle:= Scots slang, big.

Example: Look at that muckle cow.

@muckle:= To bang up, destroy, damage.

Example: My car really got muckled when that fire hydrant ran into it.

@mud:= (v) To play a multi-user online game.

Example: My boss fired me because he caught me mudding, choked Arnold, as he broke down in tears.

@mudder:= To fill gaps with irrelevant information.

Example: I can't think of anything to back up my essay so I'm going to mudder it.

@mudge:= When the covers on your bed become disheveled because of constant turning or tossing or the actions in that bed of another, causing sleep discomfort.

Example: Geez, wife, can you lay still? Now the sheets are all mudged!

@mudguts:= Most likely the younger sister of a skank, a mudguts typically has at least two inches of stomach showing. To be a true mudguts the stomach must also fall two inches beyond the top of her short skirt. A beer gut for young women. Muddy for short.

Example: For a sixteen year old she must drink a lot of beer.

She isn't pregnant, so she must be a mudguts.

@mudle:= Combination of mud and puddle.

Example: I stepped in a mudle.

@mues:= Expression of the utmost satisfaction, both in greeting and in conversation.

Example: Last night was mues!

@muf (or muffi):= very nice / good / smooth, as in this gives me a muf feeling or a bit of muffi design

Example:

@muffed:= To screw something up.

Example: My cat muffed up the computer when he jumped on the keyboard and knocked over the monitor.

@mufflefuck:= To drive extremely close to the person in front of you.

Example: Drew, let off the gas before you mufflefuck that guy.

@mug out:= To be overly aware of one's own posture, facial expressions, etc. To pose and vogue for a camera.

Example: Nothing's funnier than watching her mug out when she passes a cute guy; she totally mugged out in that photo booth at Disneyland.

@mugly:= Attractive body, ugly face.

Example: Lenny was in a pleasent haze of lust until his gaze reached her face, then he screamed, Mugly! and ran when she smiled.

@mugpuddle:= The water that accumulates on inverted mugs after the dishwasher is run.

Example: I failed to empty the mugpuddles and got all wet.

@muhflubuduh:= A word to say when you can't think of the name of

something in particular at that moment, similar to thingamajig.

Example: Hand me the muhflubuduh over there, Janie said, pointing to the hammer.

@Mule eating briars:= A guilty person trying to look not guilty.

Example: He did it. He looks like a mule eating briars!

@mule:= Slovenly, rough, or uncouth. Can refer to a person or to a particular neighbourhood.

Example: The couple looked very mule. Both were wearing moccasins and sporting mullet hairstyles.

@muling:= The act of moving slowly, like a mule.

Example: Brett sure was muling today at work!

@mullahd:= Pronounced moolad. When you start a job or task with good intentions and it just goes to pieces in front of you

leaving you with something wrecked--or mullahd.

Example: I painted a door and while the paint was drying a fly landed in it, so rather than leaving it I tried to get it out and made it

worse. One mullahd paint job.

@mullet spotting:= n. a recreation sport where a group will attempt to discover the best mullet during an otherwise boring outing

Example: Shopping again? Oh well, I might be able to catch up on a bit of mullet spotting

@mullet:= Short front and sides, long back hairstyle. Seen commonly on the male of the species in Australian bush towns, demo derbies, and stadium rock concerts.

Example: Did you see that pearler of a mullet?

@mulletard:= A person who sports a mullet haircut and thinks it looks good.

Example: Joe thinks his business in the front and party in the back hair looks good. He's a clueless mulletard.

@mulletboy:= The kid who comes to school with an really phat haircut.

Example: As mulletboy entered the school, everyone was in silent admiration.

@Mulletocracy:= Any group in which the male haircut of choice is the mullet.

Example: The worst thing about being a hockey fan is that you're a part of the mulletocracy.

@Mulley:= A person who comes to a public campsite and acts loud, rude, destructive and otherwise inconsiderate. Trouble to staff.

Example: Can you drive down and clean up the trash around the mulley sites?

@mulrooney:= An undesirable who refuses to accept that you don't like her.

Example: Todd wants to hang out today after cheating me in a game of pool yesterday. What a mulrooney!

@Multi-tsking:= Describes the tsk tsk tsk noise a plumber or mechanic makes just before quoting you a month's

pay to make a repair.

Example: After five minutes of multi-tsking the plumber said, Who did this for you then, pal? Gonna cost you, this is.

@multi:= 1. In online strategy games, a player who uses more than one game account

(usually against the rules of the game). 2. Being a multi.

Example: 1. Chris is a blatant multi--he has about 15 accounts.