2. Isuggested doing xyz and she got all arsey about it.

@ART:= Acronym: Assuming Room Temperature. Dying or dead. Used by emergency room staff to describe DOA or unsavable patients.

Example: Forget him, he's ART. Let's get that kid over there.

@artattack:= The act of feeling an overwhelming desire to create art.

Example: The musician had an artattack and wrote a fantastic tune.

@Artbuster (noun):= An arthouse movie that crosses over to be a big mainstream hit. First used in Variety Deal Memo and picked up by other movie publications

Example: The Piano and Trainspotting are two the the 90s most notable artbusters

@Artichock:= A hardened piece of vegetable matter, used to wedge uneven tables, hold open doors, etc.

Example: Pass me that old carrot--it'll make a usefull artichock

@Article Formation:= A word used to persuade a group of people to turn chairs into a speakers direction

Example: Lets get into Article Formation Guys!

@artificial intelligence:= refers to the hair color (other than blonde) of someone who acts like a blonde (dingy)

Example: I know he has red hair, but it must be artificial intelligence.

@artractulation:= The strategy of displaying artistic creations to enhance one's attractiveness.

Example: Among his most effective artraculations was his performance of Fascinating Rhythm for Annabelle in an original double bass arrangement.

@Arvilinitis:= A compulsion to go to your friend's house and drink all their beer and eat all their pizza.

Example: After they destroyed my bachelor pad staples,

the Dunham boys inform me they had a severe case of Arvilinitis.

@asap-ish:= From ASAP. As soon as possible, but only sort of.

Example: I'll sort it out asap-ish.

@asasp:= The tense, awkward silence previous to and the retaliation against something said that is

disgusting or perverted.

Example: Bryon told me that he wanted to lick my fingers. The resulting asasp was violent.

@ASCII art:= A collection of standard ASCII characters used to create images. Can be extremely complex or extremely simple, though rarely contained to just one line. See Also: Emoticons.

Example: That ASCII art of the cow was quite creative. :D

@asexy:= An asexual organism that is particularly attractive.

Example: That is one asexy amoeba.

@Asimov's law:= That no robot can harm a human,

or by inaction allow harm to come to a human.

Invented by Isaac Asimov, but now generally accepted.

Example: Borg, fully aware of Asimov's Law, wondered why the robot was strangling him.

@asineight:= So stupid that it doesn't even make it to the nine in asinine.

Example: Hiring all those second-string Andersen people as dotcom execs was the most asineight thing we ever did.

@Ask DJ!:= Following a questionable statement, this provides instant and impeccable credibility.

Example: What, you don't believe me? Ask DJ!

@aslake attack:= When you are mostly asleep but partially awake and you suddenly

twitch a body part because something in your almost dream did so.

Example: I had an aslake attack last night and involuntarily slapped myself in the head.

@Asok:= From the Dilbert comic strip. An gullible intern or temp employee that's just begging to be abused.

Example: Get the Asok to clean your desk...it's disgusting Get Asok to make 140 copies of this and hand collate it for the meeting

@Asperg:= Any human, male or female, with Asperger's Syndrome; an intriguing form of autism found in bizarre famous people like Glenn Gould and Andy Warhol.

Example: I'm telling you! Frank is an Asperg! He's socially inept even though he's good at math. And he can't stop talking about these boring subjects!

@asru:= asru is the emotion composed a mixture of awe, fear, wonder, and joy often experienced at the moment of epiphany. It may also describe the emotion that a worshipper has in apprehension of God or divinity.

Example: When he realized that he could explain their behavior on molecular, sociological, evolutionary, and spiritual scales, he blinked back tears grinningly as he was overcome with asru.

@ass chimney:= Random insult.

Example: Ed: Hey, I just killed your daughter.

Ted: You ass chimney, I don't have a daughter.

Ed: Then who was that...

@ass, butt:= The last half-inch or so of beer at the bottom of a bottle that tastes terrible.

Example: I can't drink any more of this, it's down to ass.

@ass:= Nasty; incompetent.

Example: Your layout of that page was so ass. No, that girl you picked up -- SHE was ass!

@ass:= used to emphasise the word it is attached to.

Example: that is one expensive-ass monitor!

@Assad's Bread:= To be used in any formal examination where the answer to an impossibly difficult question is not known.

Originally used by Assad.