It's scanny.

The other day, my roommate flipped out 'cause I left a piece of toast on the table ... he kept raving about toast sweat ... that just scans.

@scanny:= something bad, weird, or out of place.

Example: I can't believe Bob said that, it was so scanny.

@scanvergenation:= Used if someone is about to scan something

Example: I'm just on the scanvergenation.

@scarf, scarfing:= Scarf: Noun. Used in the pizza delivery business. 1. A delivery driver who recognizes a particular customer address which is known to give a good tip (gratuity) to the delivery driver, and steals that delivery run from the driver to whom it belongs.

2. One who steals runs just so he will have more deliveries (thus, more money at the end of the night).

Scarf: Verb. to steal delivery runs

Scarfing: The act of stealing runs

Scarfer: One who scarfs.

Example: You've got to watch Chris--he'll scarf your runs.

There goes Bill, scarfing another run!

@scarf:= To wolf down food, to eat ravenously

Example: I scarfed down the pizza in 5 minutes.

@scariot:= Someone who is a traitor.

Example: I can't believe that Alex switched sides on us.How could he be such a scariot?

@scarpie:= Someone who is of low economic and social standing, trailer trash.

Example: No matter how much he spends, Chris will never be any better than a scarpie.

@scatillogical:= Combination of scatterbrained and logic: the use incohesive or random logic to explain something.

Example: It was difficult to follow your letter because it was so scatillogical.

@scatty:= Crazy, freaky, grubby. Usually used to describe punks or skinheads.

Example: Those scatty kids are protesting something again.

@scazed:= to be seriously crazed in a good or bad way.

Example: 1. I'm scazed about that new dvd release. 2. The boss is scazed if she thinks we can get that project done in one hour.

@scene:= Exclamation of joy, amazement, or said when everything is going well

Example: I just got a promotion. Scene!

@scenewhore:= A person, generally a female, who you find to be at most social gatherings, usually just sitting around.

Example: Q: Why is she here? She doesn't say anything?

A: Oh, don't worry about her, she's just a scenewhore.

@scenzarly:= Good, gnarly.

Example: Did you see that scenzarly 180 on the kirb?

@Sceptacemia:= The condition where being sceptical gets into your blood.

Example: He's got really bad sceptacemia, He just won't accept anything anyone says.

@scheisty:= The act of being introverted and secretive amongst others, especially on matters of extreme sensitivity.

Example: I tried to ask him where he was last night, but he was being so scheisty about it.

@schiakwerker:= Shi-yaak-wehr-kehr. One who values a piece of garbage very highly. Almost obsessed with it.

Example: That schiakwerker's been carrying that banana peel for days. Doesn't he know it'll just rot?

@schilled:= taking a spill on your bike in the winter

Example: I schilled on the way to school, man.

@sching *sparkle sparkle*:= The common occurence of a dinging sound accompanied by a brief flash of light, often found in cheesy commercials.

Example: The model, with a pronounced smile, held the Arm and Hammer Wipes and drew her flat, upturned right hand from left to right under the bottom of the box. Simultaneously, there was a sching *sparkle sparkle* emanating from her blinding white teeth.

@schlitzy:= Drunk.

Example: Give me the keys, Jimmy. You're too schlitzy to drive.

@schlockjob (verb):= To advertise a job opening as one thing or to have one set of requirements--only for the applicant to find out the job is nowhere like what was described on the internet or in the newspaper.

Example: Bobbi soon found out that she had been schlockjobbed

the moment she began talking to the alien-like human resources person.

@schlocky:= To look shabbily or to do a shabby job on something.

Example: Your boss really did a schlocky job on that report.

OR

My husband does a schlocky job when he does the dishes.

OR

Why don't you get up a little earlier in the morning? You always look so schlocky when you come to work.

@schloo:= Someone who will say or do something stupid, or not realise the obvious.

Example: You're such a schloo.

@schlorka:= Expression to be used in place of something inappropriate or embarassing.

Example: Went back to my room for a little schlorka.

@schmancy:= From fancy, schmancy. Very fancy, ornate--much fancier than you're accustomed to.

Example: Let's not go to La Snooterie. That place is just too schmancy for words.

@schmangled:= To be completely and utterely smashed due to the mass consumption of alcohol

Example: I was absolutely schmangled.

@schmca:= used when asking why

Example: person one: lets go eat a garden hose person two: schmca would we do that?

@schmear:= The amount of mayo and or mustard the deli puts on your sandwich

Example: If you like mustard be sure to request more than a schmear on your sandwich.

@schmeckle:= a goofy and silly type person

Example: ex. you big schmeckle head

@schmeep:= It's used as a replacement for a swear. Usually usued when an adult is around or you cannot use profanity. Variation: Smeep

Example: Argh. Schmeep Devin for schmeeping my schmeeping keyboard!

@schmeg:= The last, stale bit of beer left in a can or bottle--usually backwash.

Example: Can I have a sip of your beer? Eww, it's only schmeg, take it back.

@schmegegke:= Left-over food.

Example: My friend's refrigerator is always full of his mom's disgusting schmegegkes.

@Schmegma:= An intrusive mass of something on ones skin.

Example: When waking up one may have some Schmegma in the corner of their eye.

@schmick:= Cool, great, awesome, etc. A way to express your approval.

Example: Very schmick, Mike.

@schmingle:= Schmooze + mingle. What sales reps do at parties instead of enjoying themselves.

Example: I tried to enjoy myself, but my date spent the entire evening schmingling with the club owners.

@schminke:= Funky, cool, great.

Note: Pronunciation is shming-key

Example: That new shirt you're wearing is completely schminke!

@schmoodlapp:= a danglish word (combination of german and english) used often at method - a total idiot/dolt

Example: hey, rico, do not be such a schmoodlapp always use the damn grid and the ever so friendly yet modern font helvetica

@schmook:= To get gunk, like a nose print, on someone's glasses.

Example: Watch out when you kiss me. You always schmook up my glasses!

@Schmoolie Day:= A religious holiday not observed by most people, but is taken as a day off by a select few.

Example: Where's Carl? He's not in his office.

He's not coming in, it's a Schmoolie Day.

@schmoopie:= Unbearably cute, intentionally disgusting pet name; Synonym: sweetie

Example: I love you, schmoopie!

@Schmoot:= Alternative to such words as crap and heck. Rhymes with put, not poot.

Example: What the schmoot happened here?

@schmuck:= Silly person.

Example: Chris is such a schmuck.

@schmuda (pronounced schmooda):= from the Yiddish. Generally, 1) any type of junk or gunk. Specifically, 2) The stuff that accumulates between the strings and the fret board by playing a guitar.

Example: You got some schmooda on your pants there...

@schmudy:= It's the same as study, in the bad kind of the word. Like you don't want to do it

Example: No, I'm not going for a drink, because I have to schmudy for my exams tomorrow.

@schmul:= A rare cheese that comes from the cattle of Upper Manhattan. Best when spread on kosher matzos.

Example: When I visited my aunt, she served schmul slices to go on my matzos.

@schmutz:= Unidentifiable object or group of objects - or, if known, can be a catch-all word for everything

Example: In a restaurant: Honey, you have some schmutz on your face. or eww, what's that schmutz all over the floor?

@schnadle:= Lumps in things that should not have lumps in them, such as gravy, pudding or cream of wheat.

Example: This gravy is full of schnadle.

@schnazi:= a word that derivied out of a speech team of mine...it means cool, good or to be used in a congratalatory remark.

Example: i.e. Your shirt looks schnazi with that suit. or Did you like ____? Yep it's schnazi.

@schnazy:= Sweet and cool.

Example: Schnazy outfit, Shorty.

@schnazzlebopper:= the precise name for the thing that is not a whatchamaccalit, or keys, or anything of monetary value.

Example: Where did you put the, um, what is it called...the schnazzlebopper?

@schnib:= Used to describe something small

Example: I need a schnib of paper for a note.

@schnibbles:= Small pieces of paper and lint, etc.

Example: After tearing off the paper from the spiral notebook, I got schnibbles all over my desk.

Or

Look at all the schnibbles on the ground! Pick them up!

@schnitz:= stuff, especially yucky stuff but not limited to the gross

Example: Hey, you've got schnitz in the corner of your left eye.

@schnokkered:= Incredibly drunk.

Example: Check out Adam, Dave! He's clearly schnokkered.

@schnonomere:= A way of describing utter disbelief at a unimaginable action or fact.

Example: Billy yelled Schnonomere! when he found out his mum was dead

@Schnoodle:= Dog mutt who is part Schnauzer amd part Poodle.

Example: Our Schnoodle, Kitty, is larger than a mini-Schnauzer and smaller than a standard Schnauzer, but has some characteristics of a Poodle, too.

@schnozzle:= Nose

Example: Ow! That frisbee hit me right on the schnozzle!

@schnuftie:= Decorative design element. No apparent function other than to look good.

Example: A coupla schnufties would round out the home page nicely.

@school-made bun:= Any disgusting food.

Usually bounces, and has a strange retraction property that differs it from any other element

on earth.

The *true* school-made bun is considered by some to be a rare-earth element,

and is only created under certain very specific conditions in educational facility cafeterias

throughout the world.

Example: Ick...this tofu turkey is school-made bun. Let's go get Chinese.

@school:= To teach one a lesson. To beat one into submission.

Example: He schooled us all in wrestling with his superior strength.

@schoolboy:= To make one look foolish by resorting to the simplest possible means.

Example: We couldn't figure out why the car wouldn't start. We changed the battery and even thought about pulling the engine...then Felipe schoolboyed us and showed us we'd used the wrong car keys.

@schoolish:= pertaining to the better qualities inherent in going to school: studious, zealous of learning, polite and respectful

Example: Don't be foolish, be schoolish!

@schoon:= adjective. ugly, disgusting, or distasteful

Example: I can't believe he just picked his nose that's so schoon.

@schooned:= What an individual looks like after too many schooners of beer.

Example: You look schooned.

@schram:= To breathe through the nose so deeply that everyone within a mile radius can hear it.

Named for a priest whose breathing you hear from the back of the chapel.

Example: Breathe through your mouth would you? I can't take any more of your schramming.

@schreibtischfuhrer:= An expression of disbelief, anger, or dismay.

Example: When Bob found out he got ripped off for his computer, he muttered Schreibtischfuhrer.

@schritzen:= To frollick merrily in fields of daises or any alternative flower depending on the season

Example:

@schtuck:= Stuck.

Example: My foot got schtuck in the escalator yesterday.

@schube:= Acting so stupidly so as to be accused of being brain damaged.

Example: Did you see that guy just walk into the door jam? What a schube!

@Schufosi:= A derogatory term used by Formula One fans to describe bandwagon Ferrari Fans.

Historically used to describe Michael Schumacher fans.

Example: The Schufosi went wild as the Ferrari driver won the race.

@schultzie:= A piece of food stuck in your teeth or a booger hanging out of your nose.

Example: After eating, Hey, do I have a schultzie?

@Schumi Army:= The Schumi Army are the legion of largely German Michael Schumacher fans. They are not unlike a huge beer-swilling army.

Example: Wherever Schumi goes, the Schumi Army goes, too.

@Schwaked Chair:= A chair with uneven legs. When you sit in one, you rock from side to side

Example: I really hate this schwaked chair!

@schwangdoodle:= An unidentifiable object; something for which the proper name escapes you, as a tool.

Example: Hand me that schwangdoodle over there, would you?

@Schwarzeneggerian:= Possessing a massive or bodybuilder's physique.

Example: The criminal was Schwarzeneggarian in stature.

@schway:= Used by skaters and surfers in reference to something that is awesomely cool.

Example: That switch 360 hardflip over that 12 stair set was schway.

@schway:= Used to describe something for which one has a strong affinity.

Example: That is one schway babe. That movie was schway cool.

@schwee:= The collection of dust that gathers in your mouse. It must be removed from the rolling track ball to make the mouse function smoothly.

Example: I removed the schwee from my mouse, now I'm clicking smooth and free.

@schwick:= To adopt or to take as your own--generally in reference to habits, mannerisms, and elements of style or speech.

Sometimes spelled shwick.

Example: My roommate is dressing just like me--he's schwicking my whole look. He's trying to be me. Loser!

@schwing:= Reference to a man's physical reaction to sexual innuendo or stimulation.

Example: You should have seen his reaction to her thong - schwing!

@schwit:= Yet another word for pot.

Example: Do you want to do some schwit tonight

@schwoogie:= A road with many curves.

Example: Be careful, there is a schwoogie in the road. This is where the road schwoogies

@schwoopy:= Exceptionally curvy. Designed without a ruler. First official usage in Boyett's TREKS NOT TAKEN (Harper Collins).

Example: It's hard to say which is more schwoopy, Betty Page or a '69 Corvette. If you pour water on something schwoopy, it'll all run off.

@science project:= The tupperware container in the back of the fridge that has been there so long that you have no idea what is inside and are terrified to find out.

Example: Honey, how long has this science project been back here?

@science:= Logic.

Example: Ed: Damn, I burned myself when I put my hand into the campfire.

Ted: Yeah, that's some science.

@scientifical:= A word idiots use to sound intelligent.

Example: We found the results of the tests to be very scientifical, remarked Chester.

@scipol:= A scientist who rejects truth and knowledge for spin-doctoring, bad science, fake science, cooking the books, etc.--for political purposes.

Example: Many scientists turn into scipols because they are politically beholden to those who provide their funding.

@scoche:= A little bit. Something in a small porportion.

Example: I passed that exam by just a scoche

@scodge:= Disagreeable dirty substance.

Example: To friend who has dried taco sauce on his chin, You've got scodge on your chin.

@scoff:= To eat food

Example: Better go scoff, I'm starving.

@scoffable:= adj. worthy of scoffing. worthless. despicable.

Example: 'Battlefield Earth' is probably the most scoffable movie he'd seen in a long time.

@scogag:= A word effectively meaning morning. It was created by my eldest son 8 years ago, and is used daily by all 5 members of our immediate family.

Example: See you in the scogag. (said between all family members each night.)

@scont:= A word that referrs to a situation that is, from the experiencer's point of view, unfortunate. Synonym for sucks.

Example: I failed Algebra. That sconts!

@scoo:= A bastardization of is cool. Often pronounced doubly as scoo scoo, in emphasis of the coolness of the situation.

Example: Scoo scoo, I like it much better this way.

@Scoob:= 1. Deja Vu 2. Repetitiveness. Both terms derived from every Scooby Doo episode being essentially the same.

Example: And I woulda got away with it too, if it wasn't for these meddling kids and their dog Scoobing me.

@Scooby Gang:= A group of people who hang around investigating the paranormal. Popularised by Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

Example: Ooh, a demon! Should I round up the Scooby Gang?

@Scooby:= To not have a clue. To be clueless.

Example: Stop trying to impress me with your knowledge of quantum mechanics, it's obvious you haven't got a scooby.

Ex - That TV presenter's a real scooby

@scooby:= To take food that is not yours.

Example: Damn. John just scoobied my lunch...again.

@Scoop:= Trying to pick someone up at a club, concert, etc.

Example: I've been trying to scoop that girl all night.

@scootch:= A little bit

Example: Could you move over just a scootch?

@scooterputtin:= Out driving around looking for something to do

Example: Oh, he's been out scooterputtin all afternoon. He said he'd be home before dark.

@scope 'n hope:= v. - to scan a crowd, looking for a potential love interest.

Example: The singles retreat at my church was spiritually uplifting -- and a major scope 'n hope!

@scope:= To check out.

Example: Hey, Walter, scope that chick with the Godzilla tattoo calf, thigh, and...well, the whole left side of her body.

@scopeage:= A hot girl or guy.

Example: Hey, scopeage behind us.

@scordology:= Words that foul up a friendly conversation.

Example: Clark is using scordology.

@score:= Synonym for the overused cool and awesome.

Example: Score! I got tickets to the concert. OR This is really score. I can't believe I passed the test.

@Scorpy:= A fairly large furry scorpion.

They tend to be very perverted, willing to grab at people even while going through ritual pain.

Scorpies also usually command giant starships and huge confederate empires.

Scorpies also tend to assault people for absolutely no apparant reason, eat explosives, and are immortal.

Be very afraid.

Example: Next thing I knew, the scorpy snatched my lunch box from my hands and ate my lunch. I hate scorpies.

@Scoundrelous:= Adjective of acting like a Scoundrel. There aren't enough Scoundrels in your life. Han Solo

Example: His behavior with the ladies is simply scoundrelous.

@scouser:= Anyone born or currently living in Liverpool, England.

Example: Most of the scousers gathered before the big football game at the Bull & Cock Pub in Stanley Park.

@scoyner:= A self-aware square. That is, a person who is a square and knows it, but takes a sort of subdued and tense pride in her squareness.

Example: My geology teacher last semester was a real scoyner, he showed us a picture of him collecting rock samples on his honeymoon.

@Scrabster:= A small dog with an unfortunate habit.

Example: Poor old Lucky. He's a nice dog, but a bit of a scrabster for all that.

@scrags:= Clothes (rags) that are dirty.

Example: I can't believe that Amy and Charles have been living together for three months, and still sleep on a pile of scrags in the corner of a room.

@scram:= to drag your fingernails across someone's skin (usually their face) in an effort to inflict pain and at least leave thick pink weals. not quite the same as to scratch. tended to be a schoolkid thing.

Example: miss miss! tell her, she scrammed me!

@scramblewedge:= Hurrying to do something you don't really have time to do.

Example: Sorry, can't do. I still need to scramblewedge a grocery run before my last appointment.

@Scran:= Slang for food, a snack, nosh.

Example: Man, am I hungry, who's up for some srcan?

@Scrankins:= The stale cereal in the bottom of the box that someone is forced to eat before a fresh box may be opened.

Example: Do I have to eat the cornflake scrankins again?

@scrapper:= A real fighter, a battler. Someone who battles hard to make her point known.

Example: She's a real scrapper.

@scratch:= Money.

Example: How much scratch you make with your new burger-flippin' job?

@scrave:= To scrave. A desire beyond words, for a sort of super craving.

So urgent that one would do just about anything to obtain the object of desire.

Example: I am scraving some Mountain Dew. I may have to stop coding if I don't get some right away.

@Screamer:= An extremely embarrassing moment which causes you to scream into your pillow at night. Usually occurs when all of a sudden you become painfully aware that you are humiliated by something you have said or done.

Example: Sarah had a screamer last night when she remembered falling down flat on her face at the club, right in front of a some cute guys she knew.

@screengenes:= Genetic predisposition to be a couch potato.

Example: His constant channel surfing while eating and drinking on the couch suggest screengenes.

@Screensaver mode:= having a glazed look in your eyes as you perform your daily tasks

Example: Vito was in Screensaver mode after his heavy lunch.

@screentan:= Unhealthy skin color, characteristic of persons who spend all summer inside, in front of a computer monitor.

Also see geek, nerd, millionaire.

Example: Dood! Nice screentan! Howzabout we go out in the non-virtual world for a burger or something?

@Screw-ching:= A word used to mean messed up, distorted, beat up, or otherwise changed negativly.

Example: 1. Matt, give that back now or Joel's gonna screw-ching you.